Game Thread ULM Warhawks @ Longhorns 7PM on LHN - The Mullet Hath Arriveth

[Wishbone 4738]

1 minute ago, pacman said:

Card auditioning for a Sam Houston transfer

He’d better step it up then.

[Pods 7528]

1 minute ago, touchthemonolith said:

C'mon Hudson at least try to show us what we're missing

Card and Thompson have both shown what we were "missing". Hope posters remember that if it takes Ewers a bit to grow into the position. 

[CurlyDumps 4439]

This QB competition was close?

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Did anyone in the state actually believe card stood a chance?

Edited September 4, 2022 by Coach pop a bitch

[naija 2854]

his practice tapes must be legendary

[Deej 76566]

Put Ewers back in for the 4th quarter 

[Horn80 6075]

Just now, Whitewater Horn said:

Hudson Card has zero escape instinct. 

Ya especially when the OL gets whipped.

[Hermanator 6944]

Just now, utxmike05 said:

Wth Ewers out already? That's so weak. Dude needs as many reps as he can for next week. Score 60+ idgaf. 

I think Sark puckered when he saw his trainers having to run out there for Banks earlier. 

[Rickylovesweed 14155]

1 minute ago, utxmike05 said:

Wth Ewers out already? That's so weak. Dude needs as many reps as he can for next week. Score 60+ idgaf. 

Do you see how shitty our back ups are? 

It's almost like we should keep those players healthy. 

[CurlyDumps 4439]

Card filling his fucking diaper vs. ULM. Christ, kid.

[touchthemonolith 646]

Hot take: 15 more minutes of reps against ULM probably make a significant difference in whether Quinn's ready for next week.

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

Or Nebraska 

To be with the loser he couldn’t beat out (even when injured)?

[UTEX_ME 4754]

some Mack level vaginitis white flag bullshit from Sark

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

Gameday in Austin officially next week. Lee Corso might be a better QB than Card. 

[bigcigar 1161]

Sark is a fucking idiot. You’re playing Bama next week dumb fuck. Get your freshman qb reps. Card is the same we thought.

[ClubWhatever 12087]

1 minute ago, utxmike05 said:

Wth Ewers out already? That's so weak. Dude needs as many reps as he can for next week. Score 60+ idgaf. 

The only thing that makes sense here is if Sark doesn’t want him playing with a crap line.  But I agree.  He needs plays.  

[OB3 3608]

Surprised to not see any Brenen Thompson so far

Edited September 4, 2022 by OB3

[Hermanator 6944]

Just now, naija said:

his practice tapes must be legendary

Card just decimates 7 v 7 pass rush like no one ever has before

[Deej 76566]

If our boosters pushed Sark to start Ewers, they were correct. 

[Mileslong 4714]

Wow card is terrible

[txhorns 2408]

Remember how the $9.95ers tried to tell us that Card would be the starting QB?  Anyone still paying those guys after tonight is a dumbass.

[Lhorn 4885]

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

I was told by some of you morons Ewers was playing 4 qtrs

They didn't say consecutively.  

[Harvdog 2276]

Card hits a 19 with the house showing a 2.  Bring in Maalik 

[Reese Bennett 3605]

Murphy will be #2 by October. 

Card just doesn't have the QB mentality, bless his heart. Try him at WR.

[Bigbend1812 12887]

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Card filling his fucking diaper vs. ULM. Christ, kid.

Username and shit…

[Rickylovesweed 14155]

Card sucks so yeah let's risk playing our best QB in 42 point blowout. 

Some of you people are amazing. 

[Atticus 3922]

This is generally the same Card we saw last year. Ian Boyd thinks he provides us a higher floor than Ewers. 

With an extra year in the system, he still looks like warmed over dogshit. His body language has somehow worsened from last year as well.

He needs to see a sports psychiatrist or something.

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 minute ago, OB3 said:

Surprised to not see any Brennon Thompson so far

Being saved for Bama? A fan can only hope.

[Deej 76566]

Fuck anybody associated with Lake Travis. 

[Texasrocks 2124]

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Did anyone in the state actually believe card stood a chance?

Ian Boyd?

[Hank_Hill 18490]

4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

You sir can suck my dick. 

 

God damnnit get Card out of there. Put Murphy in. Card is shitting his pants up 42 in the 3rd

And that’s fair

[SHOOTER12 8789]

Card is just a flat out fucking jinx.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Well we don’t have a punter 

[Mileslong 4714]

A Card pick 6 upcoming just to rile up Surly. 

Username checks out

[Rimbo 25779]

can Card transfer to OU or something to I can hate him guilt-free?

he still sucks ballsweat

[Poe It Up 126]

Card’s checked out. 

[Get ln My Van 927]

Ian Boyd is a geek shit who has never stepped on a sports field in his life

[Hermanator 6944]

Machete!

Hey dude can at least catch the fucking snap

[USNALonghorn 5024]

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Card sucks so yeah let's risk playing our best QB in 42 point blowout. 

Some of you people are amazing. 

I say Malik or RoJo cat

[BachelorTrek 2936]

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Card filling his fucking diaper vs. ULM. Christ, kid.

We need to quit getting Lake Travis QBs unless we switch to their exact system-offense. 

Lake Travis QBs seem to be system-QBs that can't adapt to shit.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Put Ewers back in for the 4th quarter 

Why? Obviously we need to work on QB2 in case Ewers goes down.

[Wishbone 4738]

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

Card is just a flat out fucking jinx.

It seems as if the team doesn’t buy in to him.

[TexArcher 37508]

Is Hudson Card at least helping the team GPA?

[Rimbo 25779]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Well we don’t have a punter 

I dunno, that punt was OK given what he had to work with.

[Hmbre97 6297]

That dude looked like he was ready to shit his pants, so wide eyed /no racist

[Hermanator 6944]

2 minutes ago, Atticus said:

This is generally the same Card we saw last year. Ian Boyd thinks he provides us a higher floor than Ewers. 

With an extra year in the system, he still looks like warmed over dogshit. His body language has somehow worsened from last year as well.

He needs to see a sports psychiatrist or something.

He needs to tuck his lemons and transfer to women's field hockey

[TwiceHorn 31273]

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

some Mack level vaginitis white flag bullshit from Sark

Mack never put in backups.

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Just now, Rimbo said:

I dunno, that punt was OK given what he had to work with.

We said similar shit about a certain Ray Guy award winner

[sith_horn 2370]

17 minutes ago, Deej said:

24 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Is Patterson anywhere in sight?  

He's floating over the stadium with "Goodyear" on his side. 

Then how come it's not raining?

Edited September 4, 2022 by sith_horn

[TexArcher 37508]

2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

I say Malik or RoJo cat

We could put an actual cat in at QB and it would have a better chance of getting a first down than Card.

Edited September 4, 2022 by TexArcher