Game Thread ULM Warhawks @ Longhorns 7PM on LHN - The Mullet Hath Arriveth

[Smax 3799]

Right side of that o-line is GARBAGE. 

Both sides suck, I feel for Bijan if he had a decent online the Heisman would be his

[Real Papi 975]

Dammit he had him, just a little high.  At least the kicker made the FG, miss DTK because Dicker The Kicker makes me laugh.

[BurntOrange&White 39486]

@immamac if Auburn improves is there anyway at all we can setup a NIL deal for him! I’m down for $500

[Dr. Teeth 5813]

Groza award is possible now. 

[Pip 8]

Auburn the Kicker!

Eh. Not the same ring to it.

Upright Auburn?


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[Pip 8]

Auburn the Kicker!

Eh. Not the same ring to it.

Upright Auburn?


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[BachelorTrek 2925]

1 minute ago, Gidnik said:

atta boy side show bob

[UTEX_ME 4754]

ULM DL starting to figure out the OL weaknesses and it was blatantly obvious that series. 

[Dr. Teeth 5813]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

@immamac if Auburn improves is there anyway at all we can setup a NIL deal for him! I’m down for $500

So if he doesn’t look good, we don’t look good? 

[naija 2851]

I can only assume this bit about NIL is supposed to be an ad to HS students watching... 

[Atticus 3919]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Nice kick. Crappy fucking series. 

Solid series. Got freshman'd. This is the game to make mistakes in. They just need to learn now.

[Burt Macklin 18988]

Ewers has been late to recognize Worthy open deep twice now. One was almost a pick and the other a missed TD. Ewers needs to speed up his processing. It’s been way too slow all game. Sark put the kiddy gloves on after the first pick and has just been giving him easy reads until that third down. 

Edited September 4, 2022 by Burt Macklin

[Blotto 23418]

[InkaUtexas 25426]

1 minute ago, misterloki said:

Ewers is no bueno.

Fire coach, lock thread. Is that how we do it? 

[Codaxx 5588]

4 minutes ago, Rudiger said:

Yeah, Hutson is crap. 

It’s Campbell time 

[UTEE97 3428]

Auburn says fuck practice.

[Etexhorn13 3032]

Some giant fucking pussies on here, but I guess consistent with the usual special Ed room that is the football board. What a fucking beating this thread is. 

[Injury Prone 86]

Ewers will be fine, he’s basically a true freshman, and doesn’t seem to get rattled easily. The future is bright. Replace the right side of that o-line though!

[hookem48 4631]

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Worthy was quite wide open. Overthrown and late.  

the off schedule throws are going to take a while, dude hasn't really played in 2 years

[Sal 1088]

Cole Hutson = white bread

[taybo20 2815]

Just now, hookem48 said:

the off schedule throws are going to take a while, dude hasn't really played in 2 years

Should play the whole game to help figure out timing 

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Strong like a tong squeeze!

[hookem48 4631]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Ewers has been late to recognize Worthy open deep twice now. One was almost a pick and the other a missed TD. Ewers needs to speed up his processing. It’s been way too slow all game. Sark out the kiddy gloves on after the first pick and has just been giving him easy reads until that third down. 

for fuck's sake dude hasn't played in 2 years

[Sgt Hulk 13637]

we gonna be ok, minus the right side of the o line

[ConferenceRoom 6123]

3 minutes 14 seconds left in the first half. 

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

I remember Mack used to refuse to give a frosh kicker a scholly 

 

might be time to do do the anti Mack and get a kicker on scholly.... these guys scare the shit out of me.

 

Stone is putting his whole body into a kick that seems to barely make the fucking goalline. 

Edited September 4, 2022 by AUS-97HORN

[Smax 3799]

Ewers will be fine, he’s basically a true freshman, and doesn’t seem to get rattled easily. The future is bright. Replace the right side of that o-line though!

This those mad at mullet.. get a fucking grip the line is the bugger issue

[ClubWhatever 12085]

Move Jones to RG and chuck Williams out there at tackle.  

[elfenix 34168]

1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said:

3 minutes 14 seconds left in the first half. 

[Atticus 3919]

Just now, hookem48 said:

for fuck's sake dude hasn't played in 2 years

This isn't an easy offense either. If he is still doing this at the end of the year, then I get it. This is his first fucking CFB game in a brand new offense. He's learning with every snap.

[TwiceHorn 31184]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

for fuck's sake dude hasn't played in 2 years

He's right, though.  He's almost too chill back there.  But, that's ok, better than running for his life, necessary or not (Card).

[Codaxx 5588]

3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Ewers has been late to recognize Worthy open deep twice now. One was almost a pick and the other a missed TD. Ewers needs to speed up his processing. It’s been way too slow all game. Sark out the kiddy gloves on after the first pick and has just been giving him easy reads until that third down. 

He definitely looks slow on his reads. I am sure that opening drive didn’t do wonders for his confidence. 

[victory88 5654]

3 minutes ago, Sal said:

Cole Hutson = white bread

It’s his first game as a true freshman…

[UTEE97 3428]

I am glad this is Ewers' first game, but I am scared for his second game. Seems like he may need a few games to settle down.

[TexArcher 37455]

Just now, Smax said:

3 minutes ago, Injury Prone said:

Ewers will be fine, he’s basically a true freshman, and doesn’t seem to get rattled easily. The future is bright. Replace the right side of that o-line though!

This those mad at mullet.. get a fucking grip the line is the bugger issue

I mean, it's his first half of football in two years and it's in front of 100k people.  He's pressing a bit.  I don't think we should shove him to the portal just yet.

[Blotto 23418]

How do I get one of those Cameo's with Burke. I'm thinking panties only. Hell, I'll wear some too. Lets get crazy. 

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

the off schedule throws are going to take a while, dude hasn't really played in 2 years

Agreed. He need as many reps as possible. 

[Sgt Hulk 13637]

call time out steve  get aggressive dont be a pussy

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

A lot of guys playing in this one. 

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

oooo shit....

 

every fucking time in the last 8 years when we are on D and call TO in the last 2 mins we royally fuck up the next play 

[ATXbronco 4060]

1.36 left in the first half and we just took our FIRST time out

[Ellellelle 308]

He should go for it.

[ClubWhatever 12085]

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

It’s his first game as a true freshman…

He’s got cement feet.  It is what it is. 

[Sgt Hulk 13637]

4th and 1 i go for it 

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Pussies

[TexArcher 37455]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

1.36 left in the first half and we just took our FIRST time out

And we get the ball second half instead of them getting it again!

[Auto Driller 2504]

Ethan Burke makes a play on his first snap.

[ConferenceRoom 6123]

Terry Bowden is a pussy.

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

Terry Bowden looks a bit like a bloated Coach K. 

[hookem48 4631]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I mean, it's his first half of football in two years and it's in front of 100k people.  He's pressing a bit.  I don't think we should shove him to the portal just yet.

fuck Ewers for not being Joe Montana his first fucking game since his junior year of highschool.