Game Thread ULM Warhawks @ Longhorns 7PM on LHN - The Mullet Hath Arriveth

[RamjetFDO 10575]

[BurntOrange&White 39933]

That’s such a bad hold

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

Sideshow Bert

[Valmy77 13226]

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

He’s afraid Ewers will do something stupid with too much time left.  

Or just not make the first down.

[Codaxx 5741]

Just now, Lurch said:

Why burn that time before 4th down go-for-it?

Because he was concerned about execution. He ran the clock down to play for the Fg and give ULM a short clock if they failed. Later in the year they might be more aggressive. That was protecting Ewers

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

Populating the ball. This is a family show, coach. 

[hookemATL 11739]

Well it was a good season. Time to reload for 2023. 

[The Ace of Aces 5184]

Pretty unimpressive first half, but about what I expected. It’s gonna be a long season. 

[Valmy77 13226]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

That’s such a bad hold

Yeah that wasn't on Sideshow Bert.

[Bozo_Casanova 26472]

We put our faith in Bert Auburn 

[Henry Hill 3156]

I give that half a C-.
 

Still passing but fuck.

[D3zii 3681]

2 minutes ago, GTJ1982 said:

Sark continues to have poor clock management at the end of halves.  

Wym? Sark got them into FG postion with no time left for ULM 

[wood 11226]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Yeah that wasn't on Sideshow Bert.

I was thinking Carrot Top after they put his photo up there.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10240]

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Pretty unimpressive first half, but about what I expected. It’s gonna be a long season. 

Man, your expectations were way too high then

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

2 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

At least Sark seems to have control of the game and we aren’t scrambling around not knowing what to do in the two minutes

Do u even 4th qtr bro? 

[D3zii 3681]

2 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

I just hope the players are having fun 

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Horn80 6123]

Bert’s fine but Ernie needs more practice 

[Wishbone 4762]

3 minutes ago, Ellellelle said:

Man auburn has a look.

Yeah, kind of like an Olympic half-pipe snowboarding champ.

[Hank_Hill 18807]

Sark knew what he was doing there. He knows our kicking team sucks ass and needs as many live reps as possible.

[Mdhorn 5949]

11 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Well the good news is we are dominating this game. Bad news is we are going to get fucking destroyed next week. 

Id rather play bama early in the season and they’ll be working through some stuff too, but not at qb, unfortunately. Ewers is going to need to hit some quick throws to get a rhythm and keep the offense moving. Their dline is going to be stiff. 

Shit--Bama killing Utah State.  Texas will be in trouble if they don't get it going early.

Edited September 4, 2022 by Mdhorn

[gaspar 102]

2 minutes ago, Ellellelle said:

Man auburn has a look.

Little orphan Annie + Opie Cunningham?

[D3zii 3681]

We just needed to knock the Cobb webs off. . The 2nd half is ours!!!!!

[OB3 3627]

I feel worse about bama next week after that half. 

[Hornsome 212]

Sark has called a good game.  Quinn needs to shake off the cobwebs. 

[Wishbone 4762]

Watching us play a decent second half is at the top of my checklist for tonight. 

[Horn80 6123]

THE Showband of the Southwest

[hornian 5219]

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

We just needed to knock the Cobb webs off. . The 2nd half is ours!!!!!

Wtf are Cobb webs? 

[mr. sunshine 2827]

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Yeah, kind of like an Olympic half-pipe snowboarding champ.

Wrong but it does involve a pipe 

[Duane Moore 5237]

Just gotta hope all this youth will gel by mid season and we finish strong. Gonna be a bumpy road to get there. 

[Valmy77 13226]

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Pretty unimpressive first half, but about what I expected. It’s gonna be a long season. 

Not looking good up front that's for sure.

Still, a lot of young guys. Maybe they will be fun.

[Aslan24 400]

I'd love to be up by more, but this game (and this season) is going to be about growth. This is the first meaningful game that Ewers has played in 2 years. I'd love to see him hit on a couple of long throws before the game is over, and I'd love to see him play well into the 4th quarter.

Edited September 4, 2022 by Aslan24

[Hyde Horn 5]

We just need to knock back a Cobb salad.

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Coaching has been solid so far in all phases. Defense didn't fold and give up that TD off the pick. Lets see how energized they are in the 2nd half. 

[TexArcher 37792]

For all the hand wringing about Ewers, since he started 0-2 with a pick, he's gone 11-14 for 144 yds and a TD.

Pretty sure he'll be fine.

[Waterface 129]

5 minutes ago, SOBMarcos said:

Ballsack looks better than Quim

Indeed. We look fucking horrible at QB, OL, kicking game, and all things Defense. Quim!

[Lone Star Horn 2016]

2 minutes ago, hornian said:

Wtf are Cobb webs? 

it's like a salad and spider webs, man

[tx 3 putt 76972]

2 minutes ago, Hornsome said:

Sark has called a good game.  Quinn needs to shake off the cobwebs. 

 

shake off the dust. he needs to be zipping that ball

[The Ace of Aces 5184]

3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Man, your expectations were way too high then

It’s a ULM team with a metric ton of new guys. I think Texas ends 7-5 and am still fairly unimpressed. It’s improving but we’ve been so shitty of so long it’s a slog. 

[Sawbonz 27565]

5 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Wym? Sark got them into FG postion with no time left for ULM 

Fuck that pussy ass shit

[Biff Tannen 45690]

1 hour ago, OB3 said:

I feel worse about bama next week after that half. 

yep and I already dreamed we were down 24-0 at half.

[Rickylovesweed 14317]

I get it's the first game so Texas is rotating a lot of players but the offense was much better when Sanders was out there. 

Texas normally rotates a lot of players in a blowout but not sure I've ever seen them play that many players from the get go. It's almost like Sark is treating this like a scrimmage of "go win your job". 

 

[BurntOrange&White 39933]

@BERT what’s your thoughts on your kicking performance tonight 

Edited September 4, 2022 by BurntOrange&White

[Steelers Roll Left 1174]

17 minutes ago, Horny04 said:

Quinn can't hit the deep ball

Are you saying Jesus Christ can’t hit the deep ball?????

 

[Horn80 6123]

1 minute ago, hornian said:

Wtf are Cobb webs? 

You must not speak Texan

[Hank_Hill 18807]

2 minutes ago, Hornsome said:

Sark has called a good game.  Quinn needs to shake off the cobwebs. 

This. At risk of complimenting Sark, he’s called the plays to test Quinn and pulled back when he’s failed so far.

[hookem48 4687]

the biggest worry about Ewers is Hutson getting him killed next week

[DaysOff 7951]

Ballsack looks better than Quim

There's always these types I've never seen post before on game threads.

aggy

[perfectchaos007 6643]

4 minutes ago, OB3 said:

I feel worse about bama next week after that half. 

Shit I watched the UTSA/UH game and now I'm very concerned about our UTSA game the week after Bama

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Bryce Young 18/28 195 yards 5 TDs 100 yards rushing in one half

[Tom Chairman 264]

Wtf are Cobb webs? 

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