Game Thread ULM Warhawks @ Longhorns 7PM on LHN - The Mullet Hath Arriveth

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Beeeeeeeeeeeee-zhaaaaaaaaaan!!

[TexArcher 37506]

HEISMAN

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

we re throwing a lot more than i thought we would

[Dr. Teeth 5824]

2 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

I see Sarks vision, but unless Quinn improves dramatically he’s In for a traumatizing experience next week. 

I don’t think that will be limited to Quinn. 

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Whittington is strong 

[elfenix 34169]

touchdown texas

[Rip76 4912]

Bijan 

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1577]

Fire the cannon!

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Hei5man!

[OB3 3608]

Whit did his thing that drive 

[TexArcher 37506]

Jordan Whittington blocks better than half our offensive linemen.

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Whittington is beasting out blocking

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

Get Bijan out of the game now. 

I do like how Sark is using Bijan tonight. He averaged over 7 yards a carry in the first half but Sark is trying to keep him fresh. No need to run him into the ground this early. 

 

[Hook1997 5270]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

we re throwing a lot more than i thought we would

Really need to get Ewers reps before next week, we know what the running game is already.  

[USNALonghorn 5024]

JWhitt should starts 

[Henry Hill 3156]

Want to see Ewers make one legit pass not uncle ricoing the ball.

[Mileslong 4711]

Whim throws a great swing pass, always leading the receiver towards the line.

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

That Bijan out route is straight cash homie

[Aslan24 400]

I think that's the last time Bijan needs to touch the ball tonight. Keep him fresh and healthy for the next few weeks.

[Valmy77 13093]

4 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

I see Sarks vision, but unless Quinn improves dramatically he’s In for a traumatizing experience next week. 

Meh. Quinn can take it. The mullet will cushion the blow.

[hookem48 4631]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

we re throwing a lot more than i thought we would

gotta get Ewers as comfortable as possible

[BERT 4350]

Oh yeah. The A in TEXAS in the stands needs more camera time. That choke and big titties.  Yummy

[Funk Doctor Spock 11918]

Bijan gonna Bijan 🤘

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Bijan mustard up a TD

[Pig Bellmont 8691]

Love the WRs blocking. Great drive

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

bijan has 8 carries and 3 catches  you idiots saying to sit him to keep him fresh need to fuck your own mouths with a catcus  

[Deej 76524]

Should be passing this out to Surly contributors...

 

 

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

Strange throwing motion Ewers has.  Looks almost like he flicks the ball with a half wind up

[DaysOff 7843]

Oh yeah. The A in TEXAS in the stands needs more camera time. That choke and big titties.  Yummy

First time those nerds have chosen wisely.

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Save Bijan for conference play

[Rimbo 25766]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

we re throwing a lot more than i thought we would

Unlike Casey Thompson and Hudson Card, Ewers does not suck.

He's still just a freshman. But doesn't suck.

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

Some of you all need to find a plastic surgeon and get a vaginal rejuvenation.

It wasn’t but a few years ago we were being shown up in our openers by Maryland.     Fucking Maryland.  
 

We will win this 40 something to 10….We got a bigger fish to fry next week and a somewhat smaller, but good one to fry the following. 

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

bijan has 8 carries and 3 catches  you idiots saying to sit him to keep him fresh need to fuck your own mouths with a catcus  

Again.....why? 

He's going to be a workhorse all year. Why in the world do you want him to get 20+ carries in a blowout? It makes no sense. 

[Rimbo 25766]

Just now, Deej said:

Should be passing this out to Surly contributors...

 

 

Remember who we're playing.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

5 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

I see Sarks vision, but unless Quinn improves dramatically he’s In for a traumatizing experience next week. 

This has been known no matter what our QB is capable of. 

[Huckleberry 32694]

Lot of weird whining in here. Almost like people didn't watch the team last year. A lot of important stuff has looked better than last year. If you're feeling worse about this season right now than you were coming into the game then you had weird expectations of what you were going to see tonight.

[Real Papi 975]

Bijan beast mode.  Hook’em 🤘🏼

[Mdhorn 5910]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

bijan has 8 carries and 3 catches  you idiots saying to sit him to keep him fresh need to fuck your own mouths with a catcus  

It’s 31-3. If he suffers a ding, we’ll pass you the cactus.

[BurntOrange&White 39567]

My only complaint is our kicker can’t consistently hit the goal line on kick offs

[Hank_Hill 18484]

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Some of you all need to find a plastic surgeon and get a vaginal rejuvenation.

It wasn’t but a few years ago we were being shown up in our openers by Maryland.     Fucking Maryland.  
 

We will win this 40 something to 10….We got a bigger fish to fry next week and a somewhat smaller, but good one to fry the following. 

Does a rejuvenated pussy make you less of a pussy? I’m confused 

[Sal 1088]

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Some of you all need to find a plastic surgeon and get a vaginal rejuvenation.

It wasn’t but a few years ago we were being shown up in our openers by Maryland.     Fucking Maryland.  
 

We will win this 40 something to 10….We got a bigger fish to fry next week and a somewhat smaller, but good one to fry the following. 

You're equating ULM with Maryland?

[AUS-97HORN 11669]

I cant tell if stone is purposely kicking it to exactly the fucking goalline.... or if his leg is that fucking weak. 

[hookem48 4631]

good officiating warning about hit to the head

[Funk Doctor Spock 11918]

My stream went out. Anyone got another one?

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

Just now, Sal said:

You're equating ULM with Maryland?

Yes.  They both suck at football. Traditionally.  

[Valmy77 13093]

Overshown still bringing it!

[AUS-97HORN 11669]

hey  a sack

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

that EDGE play

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Does a rejuvenated pussy make you less of a pussy? I’m confused 

It keeps your tampon in 

[BurntOrange&White 39567]

1 minute ago, Sal said:

You're equating ULM with Maryland?

Crabcakes and crawfish!