Game Thread ULM Warhawks @ Longhorns 7PM on LHN - The Mullet Hath Arriveth

[CooterBrown 18,012]

Is Hudson Card at least helping the team GPA?

[Wishbone 4,760]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Is Hudson Card at least helping the team GPA?

Sark thought more reps for the defense were important.

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

Wait, wait, wait. Boogie Knight is white?  Whats this shit?

[Deej 76,786]

Card, walking out onto the field...

 

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

Just now, TexArcher said:

We could put an actual cat in at QB and it would have a better chance of getting a first down.

Far better instincts

[bar 396]

Will someone tell Sark the spread is 37.5?

[Horn80 6,120]

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Mack never put in backups.

Gilbert in NC game against Bama says hi

[Modessit 5,601]

Nice hustle by Richardson

[WBT 20,568]

Keep contain Burke

[F250 28,774]

6 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Card filling his fucking diaper vs. ULM. Christ, kid.

So SMU not a likely transfer spot as per tradition?

 

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

Just now, bar said:

Will someone tell Sark the spread is 37.5?

Why? Trolling bettors is fun

[Pig Bellmont 8,718]

Run the ball

[SHOOTER12 8,808]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

It seems as if the team doesn’t buy in to him.

He flat sucks and everything goes to shit the minute he steps on the field. 

[AUS-97HORN 11,760]

5 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Remember how the $9.95ers tried to tell us that Card would be the starting QB?  Anyone still paying those guys after tonight is a dumbass.

 

4 minutes ago, Atticus said:

This is generally the same Card we saw last year. Ian Boyd thinks he provides us a higher floor than Ewers. 

 

its amazing when you are in practice wearing the Red Jersey and know you cant be hit how much better you play.  

 

wouldnt be shocked to find out the dude can throw dimes with zero pressure.  but hes had happy feet bad since Arkansas kicked our ass. 

[Lurch 5,930]

Great tackle by Richardson there

[Hiphopopotamos 20,872]

Nice work by Richardson to chase down Rogers and clean that up 

[TexArcher 37,774]

Hey, Lowell's openly rooting for our opponent again.  Fucking no-talent assclown.

[immamac 42,850]

The defense is definitely tackling differently and I think it’s for the better. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,716]

Let’s roll the shit show out lol 

[Deej 76,786]

3 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Why? Obviously we need to work on QB2 in case Ewers goes down.

Then why did we put QB 4 out there?

[Tex-19 2,872]

Did Pearson get hurt? He got hit pretty hard on that running punt thing. Otherwise I would've expected him to take the next one

[BachelorTrek 2,974]

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

He flat sucks and everything goes to shit the minute he steps on the field. 

Gilbert Grape 2.0

[UTEE97 3,521]

Sark better not trot out Card again.

[Wishbone 4,760]

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

He flat sucks and everything goes to shit the minute he steps on the field. 

Yes. And it seems the team shares this view.

[Pig Bellmont 8,718]

Just now, immamac said:

The defense is definitely tackling differently and I think it’s for the better. 

DL looks good- I know it’s ULM

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

Just now, immamac said:

The defense is definitely tackling differently and I think it’s for the better. 

We found a vaccine for the tackling epidemic 

[Reese Bennett 3,612]

Alright, here's comes Card again!

[TwiceHorn 31,468]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

We could put an actual cat in at QB and it would have a better chance of getting a first down than Card.

This guy sure the fuck could.

[naija 2,854]

honestly at this point, the question is should he be QB#2?

[AUS-97HORN 11,760]

Just now, immamac said:

The defense is definitely tackling differently and I think it’s for the better. 

well yeah  they are actually TACKLING and not having 27 missed tackles a game

 

although there have been 5 or 6 missed ones today that were luckily cleaned up by a persuing defense. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,932]

OMG PUT IN MAALIK. Card is awful

[TexArcher 37,774]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

The defense is definitely tackling differently and I think it’s for the better. 

Guys look like they have a better understanding of where they're supposed to be and what their job is in a given scheme.  They don't look lost anymore.  I think the tackling looks better because they're not chasing plays down late.  Guys will still get beaten, especially in the secondary, but this is a big step.

Edited September 4, 2022 by TexArcher

[naija 2,854]

God forbid we actually watch the live game instead of mullet clips

[BERT 4,358]

This thread started moving too slow, Card fixed that. 

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

Goddamn

[Lurch 5,930]

Jesus LHN, don’t miss snaps for your stupid mullet bit

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

TO is alive

[DaysOff 7,949]

Mouthpiece out is an equipment violation

Bring it back

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

[Sgt Hulk 13,716]

Omiere

[Hiphopopotamos 20,872]

Nice to see Troy O get a catch.

[AUS-97HORN 11,760]

Rojo still fighting... hes a man

[Real Papi 988]

Finally TO with a catch

[Lou_Sassle 2,875]

Omiere looks skinnier than I thought he was. 

Edited September 4, 2022 by Lou_Sassle

[Horn80 6,120]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Guys look like they have a better understanding of where they're supposed to be and what their job is in a given scheme.  They don't look lost anymore.  Guys will still get beaten, especially in the secondary, but this is a big step.

May be wrong but I’m thinking this the Patterson effect.

[TexasTroll 454]

You go Troy!!!

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

Feed the back up RBs

[Hermanator 7,046]

7 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Wait, wait, wait. Boogie Knight is white?  Whats this shit?

And Troy O'Meary isn't Irish. What the fuck is going on here...

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

RoJo seems a bit shiftier this year.

[OB3 3,615]

Why no Cam Williams?