Game Thread ULM Warhawks @ Longhorns 7PM on LHN - The Mullet Hath Arriveth

[Blotto 24,039]

gotta suck playing D and having to bring down Rojo running hard in the 4th. 

[MuellerHorn 4,630]

Just now, OB3 said:

Why no Cam Williams?

I think he's slightly hurt and it was said prior he'd be out this game.

[AUS-97HORN 12,052]

wow  a completion on 4th for card

[Hiphopopotamos 21,192]

SULSER!

[AUS-97HORN 12,052]

nice run by Brooks

[Valmy77 13,626]

Nice TD Brooks

[MillerEP 30,907]

Rich is rbs

[USNALonghorn 5,190]

Hot knife through butter

[TexArcher 39,074]

Shifty!!

[TexasTroll 454]

You go brooks!!!

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

Card does a good job handing the ball off

[Rimbo 27,068]

10 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

We said similar shit about a certain Ray Guy award winner

shit if that happens I'll take it

gotta see it before I believe it tho

[Hermanator 7,677]

I think this defense can actually be somewhat good. 

If Ewers can keep from throwing bullshit and we can run on mother fuckers I think we can have something for everyone on on schedule this year. 

[Sgt Hulk 14,469]

Brooks is a dude 

[stork642 4,511]

Not to pile on Card but his body lss as language sucks.  We may need to get Malik ready to be the backup.  

[Hiphopopotamos 21,192]

Brooks is so fucking smooth.

 

Juan Davis making blocks.

[millhouse 2,733]

Great blocking by red. Love seeing our wr block again

[Deej 77,856]

Oh no, we suck!

[Mdhorn 6,166]

Guess the best way to get card going is to have him hand the ball off. No pressure there. Brooks looks good too.

Edited September 4, 2022 by Mdhorn

[Huckleberry 34,716]

F Andre Coleman. Our WR blocking looks so much better. 

[Rimbo 27,068]

GREAT SHOT OF BIJAN PICKING HIS NOSE GUYS

[Lhorn 5,097]

Brooks with a really nice run.  Guy would start at a lot of places.  

[Real Papi 1,113]

J Brooks with a nice run.  That RB room is loaded 

[Rickylovesweed 15,563]

ULM is really bad. 

If Texas played the starters the entire game they could win by 70+. 

[Codaxx 6,270]

Savion Red blocking the DB into the en zone. That is beautiful 

[Rimbo 27,068]

1 minute ago, stork642 said:

Not to pile on Card but his body lss as language sucks.  We may need to get Malik ready to be the backup.  

we need to get Malik ready to be the backup

[Lhorn 5,097]

This RB room is sick.  We ain't seen this or gonna see this again for a while.  

[Bigbend1812 13,060]

Nice run Brooks.

 

 

 

[F250 29,204]

Just now, stork642 said:

Not to pile on Card but his body lss as language sucks.  We may need to get Malik ready to be the backup.  

Agree. The backup shouldn't have that "Andy is leaving Barney in charge of the jail" feeling. The backup should be a bad ass looking to take the QB1 spot.

 

[UDontKnow 10,572]

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

ULM is really bad. 

If Texas played the starters the entire game they could win by 70+. 

Still covered the spread and the Surly gambling degenerates rejoice!

[JFKFC 4,978]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

SULSER!

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/9ec15194-8d49-4237-9082-60b95a374b71

[Horn80 6,361]

11 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Gilbert in NC game against Bama says hi

Uhm…..Gilbert got practically zero playing time during the season.

[Wishbone 4,958]

1 minute ago, Lhorn said:

This RB room is sick.  We ain't seen this or gonna see this again for a while.  

Not until next year anyway.

[txhorns 2,421]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

F Andre Coleman. Our WR blocking looks so much better. 

I think it’s time that you STFU and go run a sim for me.  Pretty please!

[Bigbend1812 13,060]

1 minute ago, Lhorn said:

This RB room is sick.  We ain't seen this or gonna see this again for a while.  

[Bevo 13,904]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

ULM is really bad. 

If Texas played the starters the entire game they could win by 70+. 

They only had 1 bad turnover and the early blocked punt. Overall, they have made us earn our points.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,436]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Uhm…..Gilbert got practically zero playing time during the season.

That’s the joke…

[Guest]

Lol at anyone that thought a) Card had a shot to start the minute Quinn announced his transfer and b) Card and Quinn are close. 

[YGIFS 19,458]

I'd like to spend several hours talking about the co-ed with the hellraiser face-paint who just happened to have all that S&M gear conveniently in her dorm room.  And then also the ULM player, Boogie Knight.

[Horn80 6,361]

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

That’s the joke…

Gotcha

[SarksJuggs 1,193]

I’m just happy to kick the dog shit out of someone. Feels like forever since that happened. 

[Deej 77,856]

Jet Pack guy with the call out.

[Hermanator 7,677]

Looks like Sark has very much reduced the number of mutuafuckas who need to get in the muthafucka. These backup boys out playing hard up 40+ in the 4th

[AUS-97HORN 12,052]

I am soooo used to us getting stupid penalties that I just assume any special teams penalty is against us.

thats twice tonight it was against ULM instead 

[ButtFumble 5,287]

I could watch that softball get hit for hours

[Aslan24 470]

Did Terry Bowden have a wardrobe change during the game? Could have sworn he was wearing a button down shirt with a tie in the first half.

[Hermanator 7,677]

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

They only had 1 bad turnover and the early blocked punt. Overall, they have made us earn our points.

Pick 6 on a ball off a guy's hand

[Lhorn 5,097]

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I'd like to spend several hours talking about the co-ed with the hellraiser face-paint who just happened to have all that S&M gear conveniently in her dorm room.  And then also the ULM player, Boogie Knight.

Go on......

[ClubWhatever 12,323]

Just now, SarksJuggs said:

I’m just happy to kick the dog shit out of someone. Feels like forever since that happened. 

We kill someone like this every year.  Last year it was Rice.  The year before it was UTEP.  It means nothing. 

[Bigbend1812 13,060]

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

I could watch that softball get hit for hours