Breaking: Y’all Evacuate Tha Wal-Marks!

[Bama Llama 1447]

Check out CNN or any cable news. Some asshole is flying a single prop plane around Tupelo theatening to crash it into Walmart located on Main Street.

Mississippi gettin curioser and curioser. Wheysh does thuh guv-nuh stayand awn theeus?!

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

You can't stop us on the road to freedom
You can't keep us 'cause our eyes can see
Men with insight, men in granite
Knights in armor bent on chivalry

[Bullneck 18987]

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

Send some Stingers out there and take his ass out.

[Bama Llama 1447]

Make that a twin engine wacko.

[Homercles 10205]

Man I expected like a C172 but that’s a full on King Air.  “Position only flight” lol

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/N342ER

 

[Celery Man 20886]

 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11668]

My first dance after I got married was to Tear Stained Eye, so this hits close to home. 

[AnTiM 1659]

Same guy who made the finger symbol on radar somewhere up northwest a day or two ago?

[EuroHorn 3204]

https://www.facebook.com/cory.patterson.988

 

looks like it was scrubbed but he left a suicide note. Also looks like he crash landed and is alive 

Edited September 3, 2022 by EuroHorn

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

He wasn’t trying very hard if he survived a plane crash suicide attempt. 

[Beau Vine 54004]

 

[AnTiM 1659]

Facebook link says depression from loss of a family member, so crashing into a walmart helps?

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11668]

It can’t hurt. 

[Celery Man 20886]

Lashing out by destroying Mississippi’s great values

[Neonmoon 38127]

10 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Facebook link says depression from loss of a family member, so crashing into a walmart helps?

Maybe Walmart fucked his wife 

[RDCanecutter 26284]

There's a big-ass fairly-new mall on the north side of town. You'd figure he'd choose to go out a little more upscale than Walmart.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

3 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

https://www.facebook.com/cory.patterson.988

 

looks like it was scrubbed but he left a suicide note. Also looks like he crash landed and is alive 

That lack of commitment is probably why he’s such a loser.

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

6 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Maybe Walmart fucked his wife 

Pretty friendly greeter if you know what I mean.  

[Bama Chick 28596]

That’s quite the flight path.

[Guest]

Of all the hypotheticals, and possibly another thread:

If I wanted to die, which building would I crash my plane into?

damn...why not just a mountain or some shit?

[Beau Vine 54004]

28 minutes ago, slorch said:

Of all the hypotheticals, and possibly another thread:

If I wanted to die, which building would I crash my plane into?

damn...why not just a mountain or some shit?

Because Mississippi.

[YGIFS 19449]

But Captain…this is just an Arby’s

[henrygandorf 29179]

14 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He wasn’t trying very hard if he survived a plane crash suicide attempt. 

seriously he already did the hard part.  

[GopherRock 1765]

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Depressed over the loss of a family member and perhaps wanting to make a political statement as well.

With Mississippi education ranking in the bottom spot, I posit he got his Uncle Sams confused.

[Gatorubet 30117]

On 9/3/2022 at 9:48 AM, Bama Llama said:

Check out CNN or any cable news. Some asshole is flying a single prop plane around Tupelo theatening to crash it into Walmart located on Main Street.

Mississippi gettin curioser and curioser. Wheysh does thuh guv-nuh stayand awn theeus?!

Hero.  Trying to open access to clean bottled water to all Mississippians.  

[YGIFS 19449]

People will do anything to get into Wal-Mart early for Door Busters savings.

This year Black Friday gonna be lit as fuck.

Edited September 4, 2022 by YGIFS

[WhatTheBuck 28713]

And stay out of the Woolsworth!