QB1 Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet

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2 minutes ago, 936horn said:

Said it yesterday and I believe it even more now, but God hates Texas football. No other explanation makes sense to me. 

God hates aggy football, he's just testing the faith of Texas football. I for one believe!

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I do not like this Pete Thamel 

[Sgt Hulk 13,712]

Which one of you pissed on a ancient I dial burial ground 

[dcar00 14,144]

4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

But how healthy is Card ??  If it's a high ankle sprain he's a sitting duck out there...

watching the replay.  that was cheap shit too.  they picked him up and twisted his leg going down.  fuck these motherfuckers.  we better start bringing pipes.

[ATXhorn17 1,617]

If we maintain our level of play in the trenches and on D, we will be fine until OU — even if Charles Wright is handing off to Bijan. 

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5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

We had a DB dislocate his SC joint when I was in residency. Had to have general anesthesia to reduce it. He was back in 4 weeks. I’m taking the under

I’m a doctor (of jurisprudence), and it’s my expert opinion that Quinn will be back in time for OU and will throw for 500 yards against the Sooners.

[dcar00 14,144]

6 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

We had a DB dislocate his SC joint when I was in residency. Had to have general anesthesia to reduce it. He was back in 4 weeks. I’m taking the under

thanks for the ray of light.  we need it.

[lubbockhorn88 22]

Am I the only one who thought Ewers looked a bit out of shape? Looks like he's carrying a bit of bad weight in the midsection, and I thought it was especially noticeable during warmups. Dude can sling the ball, but he's still 19 and hopefully he'll be less injury prone after more time in the weight room.

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[thepop 4,409]

Always liked Bruce. 4-6 sounded a bit much.

Edited September 11, 2022 by thepop

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Goddamn it Brett, you magnificent bastard

[936horn 910]

Always knew I liked Bruce

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Which is it 2-3 or 4-6

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33 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

 

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

4-6 weeks to 2-3 weeks in just a few minutes.  He is healing like the mullet Jesus we knew he was.

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im so tired of bullshit man.  i cant take it any more.

for once can we have a season without catastrophic injuries to key players?

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[Rickylovesweed 14,262]

I choose to believe the sources that have the shortest timetable on Ewers injury. 

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5 minutes ago, lubbockhorn88 said:

Am I the only one who thought Ewers looked a bit out of shape? Looks like he's carrying a bit of bad weight in the midsection.

Seems relevant: "I don't throw with my stomach" - Sonny Jurgensen

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1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I choose to believe the sources that have the shortest timetable on Ewers injury. 

I’m gonna split the difference. 3-4 weeks 

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[jeevsie 3,733]

It seems there is a shortage of dirt.

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49 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

 

 

 

He will only be out for 3 days.

 

39 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

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[dcar00 14,144]

gonna need the D and OL to step up.  Card is gonna be the QB for 3 games.

Ewers isn't gonna miss the dirtburglars.

[The Ace of Aces 5,175]

Roethlisberger had this exact injury in 2012 and missed 4 games. 
 

I think 5-6 is much more likely for Ewers. 

[D3zii 3,675]

UTSA and Tech  when they saw Ewers out for 2-3 weeks 

 

WVU: 

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16 minutes ago, lubbockhorn88 said:

Am I the only one who thought Ewers looked a bit out of shape? Looks like he's carrying a bit of bad weight in the midsection, and I thought it was especially noticeable during warmups. Dude can sling the ball, but he's still 19 and hopefully he'll be less injury prone after more time in the weight room.

How do you get your SC joint in shape?

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How do you get your SC joint in shape?

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3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

How do you get your SC joint in shape?

Fapping helps.

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4 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Roethlisberger had this exact injury in 2012 and missed 4 games. 
 

I think 5-6 is much more likely for Ewers. 

Rapelisberger was like 31 at the time. QE is 19. My body healed way slower at 31 than it did at 19 and I’m not a high level athlete getting beat on for over a decade like Big Ben

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5 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Roethlisberger had this exact injury in 2012 and missed 4 games. 
 

I think 5-6 is much more likely for Ewers. 

This is Ewers non throwing shoulder

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I’m not saying thamel is right but the Ewers fam is the one who gives him info. He was the one they used during the transfer portal

[The Deuce 1,094]

Need to get some plays and packages together for Rojo to take some snaps. Get some Rojo in 2 back sets with Bijan and K.Rob/Brooks. Mix in some Marion Go-go, etc. 

Gotta have a plan if QB2 goes down. If Maalik can get work and sark thinks he’s serviceable…. Then fine. However, if you are giving me the option of Wright vs Rojo…….. gimme Rojo all day. 

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3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Fapping helps.

I must have some really strong SC joints.

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Fuck Merton Hanks

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1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

This is Ewers non throwing shoulder

And since it is,  it's really about managing the pain, from what I understand. If he's a pro QB, I'm guessing they just shoot him up and he plays. I'm good holding him out until dallas. 

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As someone who’s been married over 20 years my SC joints are like titanium 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

And since it is,  it's really about managing the pain, from what I understand. If he's a pro QB, I'm guessing they just shoot him up and he plays. I'm good holding him out until dallas. 

We don’t play the cowboys this year 

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4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

And since it is,  it's really about managing the pain, from what I understand. If he's a pro QB, I'm guessing they just shoot him up and he plays. I'm good holding him out until dallas. 

 

also as a doc if you tell a patient they will be back to full activity in 6 weeks and they are back at 4 they think you’re brilliant. Tell them 3 and they’re still not ready by 4 they are wondering Wtf is wrong 

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Quinn coming out of the tunnel in the Cotton Bowl:

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13 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

This is Ewers non throwing shoulder

His pimping shoulder?

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41 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

watching the replay.  that was cheap shit too.  they picked him up and twisted his leg going down.  fuck these motherfuckers.  we better start bringing pipes.

You'll notice that on the very first offensive play Bama had after the Ewers shit, we extracted our price on the RB who had burned us for that 1st quarter TD.

That, almost more than anything else, made me hopeful. Like the defense had the offense's back, right?

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42 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Which one of you pissed on a ancient I dial burial ground 

 

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Just now, freyguy said:

 

So what was buried under Moody when we broke ground??? Lol

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

I'm digging deep for a silver lining, but assuming Card isn't too injured to go, it's suddenly a very good thing the qb competition went as long as it did in camp.  At least he's had a lot of quality reps.

I know how we all feel about him starting, but there's no way more work with the first team offense in camp hurts his preparation.

[C-Man 27,182]

Am I the only one who thought Ewers looked a bit out of shape? Looks like he's carrying a bit of bad weight in the midsection, and I thought it was especially noticeable during warmups. Dude can sling the ball, but he's still 19 and hopefully he'll be less injury prone after more time in the weight room.

His weight/fitness had nothing to do with getting his shoulder slammed to the turf — nothing

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watching the replay.  that was cheap shit too.  they picked him up and twisted his leg going down.  fuck these motherfuckers.  we better start bringing pipes.

When exactly did that occur? I keep repeating Card was hobbled the entire second half but I honestly don’t remember if that’s accurate or not.

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2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

When exactly did that occur? I keep repeating Card was hobbled the entire second half but I honestly don’t remember if that’s accurate or not.

it was the 2nd drive of the 2nd half I think...

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10 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I'm digging deep for a silver lining, but assuming Card isn't too injured to go, it's suddenly a very good thing the qb competition went as long as it did in camp.  At least he's had a lot of quality reps.

I know how we all feel about him starting, but there's no way more work with the first team offense in camp hurts his preparation.

Those extra reps didn't help his accuracy, pocket presence, or issues holding the ball too long.

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