QB1 Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet

[Nueces River Rat 5538]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

[Longhornlove 4829]

[Deej 76791]

[jw4381 3074]

8 hours ago, Fico said:

I hope he starts and isn't wearing socks. 

Well played. 

[Zeus 6024]

LET'S FUCKING GO

 

FUCK OU

[markstanco 12577]

He’s isn’t playing this weekend. Heard he is going noodling on the red river Saturday near Clarksville.

[Jkwellborn 6702]

He’s isn’t playing this weekend. Heard he is going noodling on the red river Saturday near Clarksville.

I wonder if he went to the mullet competition they had up this way. He could have been a celebrity judge.

[Longboard Horn 40323]

 

[Shaggyhorn 641]

 

I never realized he was also a hand model with very feminine hands. That makes his gifted throwing even more impressive.

[Longboard Horn 40323]

11 minutes ago, Shaggyhorn said:

I never realized he was also a hand model with very feminine hands. That makes his gifted throwing even more impressive.

[MirrOlure 14774]

[Bigbend1812 12915]

It’s go time.

 

[Tex Long 4398]

If and when he gets sacked due to an un-to-extremely-poor block by an OL, I would like to see Quinn pull what have always called a Bobby-Layner.

Layne was QBing - the Steelers, I think it was. He dropped back to pass, one of his OL completely whiffed a block and the unblocked DL annhiliated Layne. Being the 1950s, Layne picked himself up, rubbed some dirt on it, and went into the huddle to call the next play. He excused himself, walked around to the back side of the huddle, drew back and kicked the living shit out of the OL who had whiffed. It was a mighty kick, aimed and landed directly in the crotch, and I believe it must have split that guy's taint from asshole to belly button, but he stayed in the game. Legend has it that he never missed another block in his career.

Note to OL: Do NOT allow your QB to be sacked. Not against 0U, not against anyone.

[Js1 85337]

3 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

If and when he gets sacked due to an un-to-extremely-poor block by an OL, I would like to see Quinn pull what have always called a Bobby-Layner.

Layne was QBing - the Steelers, I think it was. He dropped back to pass, one of his OL completely whiffed a block and the unblocked DL annhiliated Layne. Being the 1950s, Layne picked himself up, rubbed some dirt on it, and went into the huddle to call the next play. He excused himself, walked around to the back side of the huddle, drew back and kicked the living shit out of the OL who had whiffed. It was a mighty kick, aimed and landed directly in the crotch, and I believe it must have split that guy's taint from asshole to belly button, but he stayed in the game. Legend has it that he never missed another block in his career.

Note to OL: Do NOT allow your QB to be sacked. Not against 0U, not against anyone.

I assume he gifted them those bags as an incentive. You got me hurt, here’s an overnight bag. Do better this game and you get a better gift. 

[Tex Long 4398]

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I assume he gifted them those bags as an incentive. You got me hurt, here’s an overnight bag. Do better this game and you get a better gift. 

The times called for a maximum gift of a good cigar.

[formermav43 4606]

30 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

If and when he gets sacked due to an un-to-extremely-poor block by an OL, I would like to see Quinn pull what have always called a Bobby-Layner.

Layne was QBing - the Steelers, I think it was. He dropped back to pass, one of his OL completely whiffed a block and the unblocked DL annhiliated Layne. Being the 1950s, Layne picked himself up, rubbed some dirt on it, and went into the huddle to call the next play. He excused himself, walked around to the back side of the huddle, drew back and kicked the living shit out of the OL who had whiffed. It was a mighty kick, aimed and landed directly in the crotch, and I believe it must have split that guy's taint from asshole to belly button, but he stayed in the game. Legend has it that he never missed another block in his career.

Note to OL: Do NOT allow your QB to be sacked. Not against 0U, not against anyone.

I'd be more impressed if he could get them to run block.

[tejas60 3533]

4 hours ago, Shaggyhorn said:

I never realized he was also a hand model with very feminine hands. That makes his gifted throwing even more impressive.

those are Jennifer Connelly's hands. she's pegging him.

[Tex Long 4398]

1 hour ago, formermav43 said:

I'd be more impressed if he could get them to run block.

You'd want Bijan to do the ass-kicking, then. 

[BornAndRaised 12283]

 

 

Edited October 8, 2022 by BornAndRaised

[Deej 76791]

3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

"Check out the bags of money aggy gave us. Thanks for the tip, Dickerson."

[MIkeHoncho 1911]

bags dropping

[Wishbone 4760]

9 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

 

This is how you QB. Glad he’s ours.

[TexasTroll 454]

Heck ya!!!

id guess the retail cost close to $25,000.

for a college kid.  
 

heck, back when I was playing at it  in college, $.75  burgers from Mickey D’S bout broke me.

looking forward to a great game!

Edited October 8, 2022 by TexasTroll

[Hook1997 5354]

16 minutes ago, TexasTroll said:

Heck ya!!!

id guess the retail cost close to $25,000.

for a college kid.  
 

heck, back when I was playing at it  in college, $.75  burgers from Mickey D’S bout broke me.

looking forward to a great game!

Let’s not get crazy they $600-$800.  Look awesome but they aren’t close to 25k

Edited October 8, 2022 by Hook1997

[F250 28775]

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

 

tOSU NIL money pay for this?

 

[TexEx15 17528]

Just now, F250 said:

tOSU NIL money pay for this?

 

It’s part of his NIL deal with Lucchese.

[Rudy Rutabaga 8169]

 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

22 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Let’s not get crazy they $600-$800.  Look awesome but they aren’t close to 25k

$595 a piece, so $9520 of bags in the pic. 

[Okcool 786]

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

 

Love this from QB1 right before RRS

[CptnJiggleBits 915]

Begin Texas Legend Quinn. HOOK'EM HORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zeus 6024]

LET'S FUCKING GO

ALL GAS NO BREAKS OR DON'T GET ON THE BUS HOME STEVE

[Bevo 13577]

6 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Let’s not get crazy they $600-$800.  Look awesome but they aren’t close to 25k

each. but it is part of an NIL deal anyway.

[JFKFC 4879]

[TexasTroll 454]

8 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Let’s not get crazy they $600-$800.  Look awesome but they aren’t close to 25k

True… I meant 25k for the whole Ol room including coaches

nice cool football weather in Dallas today

[Neonmoon 38129]

9 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Greatest moment in cowboys history 

[MH BEVO 1265]

[jw4381 3074]

4 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

Dude in the back - no sunshine at all.

[TexasGolf 4904]

4 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

[Js1 85337]

QE gonna eat today. Will Anderson stole his chance to prove his elite status to the nation against Alabama. He’s going to be dropping dimes and throwing bombs for 3.5 hours today as a result and prove he belongs on the Mount Rushmore of Texas QBs by the time he leaves 

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

Today the mullet cements his status with the likes of case McCoy. Sam Ehlinger Colt and Vince

[BornAndRaised 12283]

 

 

 

[Js1 85337]

5 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

 

 

Thanks Alex for that breaking news 

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

 

[runthebone 7982]

A pure thrower.  What a difference maker.

[SubliminalHorn 6787]

No doubt if Ewers plays the whole game, we beat Alabama 

[Js1 85337]

11 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

No doubt if Ewers plays the whole game, we beat Alabama 

5-0 and top 10 if he didn’t get hurt. Time for a run the rest of the season with the Truth throwing the ball 

Edited October 8, 2022 by Js1

[runthebone 7982]

Wrong thread

Ou sucks

Edited October 8, 2022 by runthebone

[Zeus 6024]

14 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

We are 5-0 if he didn’t get hurt , fuck

EWERS IS THE FUCKIN MAN

FUCK OU