QB1 Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet

[Jersey Man10 3538]

[futureman 22482]

christian jones wearing a bathing suit to VY steakhouse.  embarrassing. 

[Eggo 3977]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

christian jones wearing a bathing suit to VY steakhouse.  embarrassing. 

 

[Pancho 44856]

29 minutes ago, futureman said:

christian jones wearing a bathing suit to VY steakhouse.  embarrassing. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

Quinn is the gift that keeps on giving. Quinnmas is all year long. Dude knows who keeps his jersey clean and he rewards them. He's not only a solid down to earth guy, he's a guy who genuinely loves his teammates, fans, and the school. 

 

I truly believe with all of my heart that Quinn went to fOSU just for the NIL since hs kids can't get it here yet, but knew the entire time he was coming home to Texas (the state). 

[MotownHorn 1770]

11 hours ago, Eggo said:

Personally, I prefer a girl's fingers to be incapable of massaging my small intestine, thank you. 

"her fingers are too finger-y" is a new one

[futureman 22482]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13116]

14 hours ago, El Tri said:

she was standing right in front us, in front of bevo under the goalposts. In a stadium full of hotties, she was the cream of the crop

Maybe, but any Surly poster lucky enough to get her naked would go on a rant about any imperfection they could find with her body, instead of enjoying the once in a lifetime opportunity.

[tbone_ 14128]

Not true. I would be all over that like a Krishna on an airport traveler.

Then I would come here and tell you losers about her flaws.

[Hank_Hill 18878]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

christian jones wearing a bathing suit to VY steakhouse.  embarrassing. 

Fuck else you supposed to wear for a night of drowning in pussy?

[futureman 22482]

5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Fuck else you supposed to wear for a night of drowning in pussy?

excuse me but when he walks in that steakhouse he’s representing the university of texas.  my university of texas.  he ought to show a little more respect, throw on some slacks and a pair of johnston and murphys.  maybe a bolo tie. 

[52-80 19162]

12 hours ago, Red Five said:

Weird that people took away from that, that you questioned his arm. 

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. Dont take everything as criticism

[Queen Bitch 1692]

Man, Austin really is over if you're now judged for wearing a bathing suit to dinner.

[66BUFF 2564]

7 hours ago, Deej said:

 

 

 

[TrashMaster G 17561]

19 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

She's a Southlake girl - hence natural connection to Quinn.  She's a senior and was on the field as a Bevo handler date (Spurs).  I've also known her since she was 8-9 - grew up with my Son.    Hence I'm trying not to read the comments too closely....

You can admit that you've spanked it to thoughts of her a few times. This is a safe space... No judgement here.

[lilMAC25 3795]

7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

You can admit that you've spanked it to thoughts of her a few times. This is a safe space... No judgement here.

[Steel Shank 9428]

I'm not going to be happy until I see Quinn on the sideline between drives, smoking a heater with one hand, and a cold beer in the other. 

With his El Camino parked outside the stadium.


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[Wulaw Horn 19096]

51 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

You can admit that you've spanked it to thoughts of her a few times. This is a safe space... No judgement here.

Do you think she was ever his babysitter for his son?  I’ve see movies that show interesting things that happen there. 

[Huckleberry 32996]

6 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. Dont take everything as criticism

There's no absence of evidence, just an absence of perception on your part. Let it go. 

[Eggo 3977]

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

With his El Camino parked outside the stadium.


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Well, it used to be parked there... 

[speed817 19378]

9 hours ago, futureman said:

christian jones wearing a bathing suit to VY steakhouse.  embarrassing. 

He was dressed for show palace afterwards....

[Texasborn91 938]

11 hours ago, Thatguy said:

50 second mark is all you need to see.....

Man he was carving them up. 

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

7 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

Man he was carving them up. 

Its insane to think that Sark was able to open up the whole playbook to a 19 year old in his second start and how easy it looked for him. Card in his 3rd year doesn't even get the full playbook and he's no scrub. 

[TexEx15 17543]

8 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Quinn is the gift that keeps on giving. Quinnmas is all year long. Dude knows who keeps his jersey clean and he rewards them. He's not only a solid down to earth guy, he's a guy who genuinely loves his teammates, fans, and the school. 

 

I truly believe with all of my heart that Quinn went to fOSU just for the NIL since hs kids can't get it here yet, but knew the entire time he was coming home to Texas (the state). 

You are overlooking Sark’s effect on Quinn coming home. I’m not sure he does if it’s still Herman.

[ztejas 43475]

10 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

That's a red-blooded, all-American winning-machine right there. 

[NoName 16354]

23 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Caleb reminds me of Manziel where he can just run around and throw up passes and luckily his receivers are good enough to come down with it.

to be fair he has a much better OC and offensive mind than JFF did

  

22 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Andrew Luck was like this as well.  He threw as hard as needed but many people, including Phil Simms, thought he didn't have a very strong arm.  Ironic as Chris had a fairly strong, though not elite arm.

touch absolutely matters with QBs and gets overlooked. Ewers has elite touch for his age, Klatt and the QB School guy both raved about how good of a throw this was to Bijan where he floats it over the LB but gets it in in front of the DB: video link to the specific play

Edited October 14, 2022 by NoName

[Eugene11 379]

8 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

Man, Austin really is over if you're now judged for wearing a bathing suit to dinner.

It’s ok to wear pajamas at the airport now days might as well swim suits to nice steak houses. 
 

what’s next? T shirts and your “best” baseball cap for date night? 

Edited October 14, 2022 by Eugene11

[cmontexas 3272]

Someone has obviously never been to Applebee's 

[Gil Bang 25975]

5 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

With his El Camino parked outside the stadium.


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with carpet in the bed for pipe laying

[TheAuditor 1038]

5 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Do you think she was ever his babysitter for his son?  I’ve see movies that show interesting things that happen there. 

Tragically No.  They are the same age. 

[Wulaw Horn 19096]

5 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Tragically No.  They are the same age. 

You should have another son then.  And get her to baby sit for you.  

[South Austin 52519]

14 hours ago, ztejas said:

It might be awhile before highlights from that game don't piss me off. 

I never watch highlights from a loss.  Never.

[Eggo 3977]

10 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Tragically No.  They are the same age. 

Be a man and give us something to work with here. 

[Armybrat 40851]

16 hours ago, Deej said:

I'm not going to be happy until I see Quinn on the sideline between drives, smoking a heater with one hand, and a cold beer in the other. 

He’s not Bobby Layne.

[hookemATL 11758]

31 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I never watch highlights from a loss.  Never.

[66BUFF 2564]

7 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

With his El Camino parked outside the stadium.


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Sterling Archer:
The El Camino is not a car...

Ray Gillette:
Truck, whatever!

Sterling Archer:
...nor is it a truck, it's a...

Lana Kane:
...vehicular hermaphrodite?

Sterling Archer:
Shut up!

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[Jiggy-Z 3432]

2 hours ago, Eugene11 said:

It’s ok to wear pajamas at the airport now days might as well swim suits to nice steak houses. 
 

what’s next? T shirts and your “best” baseball cap for date night? 

Flip flops in church says hi.

[bluto 4932]

Cole Hutson has some 2009 interior OL vibes to him in multiple ways 

[ztejas 43475]

1 minute ago, bluto said:

Cole Hutson has some 2009 interior OL vibes to him in multiple ways 

He's dressed like all he does is sleep, eat and football. 

[jimmyjazz 45975]

I wonder what Vince thinks about a swimsuit at "his" restaurant?  Doesn't care?  Then I don't care.

[Guest]

I don't like my team's OL smiling.

[Reese Bennett 3615]

Quinn gets the NIL money for wearing Wranglers and Jones gets it for wearing Ocean Pacific. Speedo put their money into OU.

[Deej 76830]

3 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Flip flops in church says hi.

I mean, Jesus did wear sandals. 

[Eggo 3977]

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

I mean, Jesus did wear sandals. 

If you tell me they were Chacos I'm converting to Judaism. 

[Deej 76830]

1 minute ago, Eggo said:

If you tell me they were Chacos I'm converting to Judaism. 

He was also a Jew. 

[horn_of_the_morning 978]

8 minutes ago, Deej said:

He was also a Jew. 

[Gil Bang 25975]

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I wonder what Vince thinks about a swimsuit at "his" restaurant?  Doesn't care?  Then I don't care.

Vince liked the tab that those big mofos rang up.

[conVINCEd 21469]

21 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Vince liked the tab that those big mofos rang up.

Only one of them is old enough to drink legally.

[Gil Bang 25975]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Only one of them is old enough to drink legally.

They can all eat plenty of expensive food. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

10 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

You are overlooking Sark’s effect on Quinn coming home. I’m not sure he does if it’s still Herman.

Very true. But I do think he would be coming home to the state, whether it was UT (his heart), or Tech. But I agree if it were Herman with Yurich, maybe? Yurich would know what to do with him, but again Herman is a fucking turtling ass gaping faget