QB1 Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet

[staboner 5084]

i've waited a bit but yeah he needs to find the bench. great arm strength but not much else. bad footwork, doesn't feel pressure well at all, can't make any plays off schedule, checks down way too early, just not good right now. a well coached D will manipulate him like TCU is doing here.

[Helobious 9817]

4 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I assumed that was a troll. If he is serious, he needs immediate help. 

That was prior to their scoring drive. They seem to be finding their footing a little bit, but Quinn was moving it before half too. I really just think we need to feed Bijan and pass only when totally necessary in the 2nd half. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Sewers.

[Neonmoon 38130]

2 minutes ago, staboner said:

i've waited a bit but yeah he needs to find the bench. great arm strength but not much else. bad footwork, doesn't feel pressure well at all, can't make any plays off schedule, checks down way too early, just not good right now. a well coached D will manipulate him like TCU is doing here.

Sadly, if we had a HC worth a shit, he would call plays Quinn is comfortable with and gets points, but our dumb fuck is like, throw it deep!

[Newy25 7916]

You have to play Card in the second half. Draw up plays that include the QB run and quit this pitiful obsession with deep bombs to Worthy. 

[Dignan 382]

Gotta put in Card. Quinn has been very bad the last few weeks. It’s time to take off the Burnt orange colored glasses. everyone can see it. Let Card come in and try and light a spark. It really couldn’t hurt. Yes, the receivers have dropped two passes but the rest has been almost unwatchable. This TCU defense is not great but we are making them look like it. Beyond frustrating. 

[nineliveslost 3001]

Card should start the second half 

[CurlyDumps 4650]

I’m a fucking idiot for allowing myself to believe a 5 star QB recruit might actually work out here. 

[closetohumping 17803]

4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Sadly, if we had a HC worth a shit, he would call plays Quinn is comfortable with and gets points, but our dumb fuck is like, throw it deep!

Maybe those are plays Quinn is comfortable with?  Show off his arm and worthy’s speed

[The_Great_Hornsby 3593]

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

I’m a fucking idiot for allowing myself to believe a 5 star QB recruit might actually work out here. 

We sold our souls for 2006 apparently. This run of bad luck is off the charts. Manning will probably be a bust too. FML

[staboner 5084]

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Sadly, if we had a HC worth a shit, he would call plays Quinn is comfortable with and gets points, but our dumb fuck is like, throw it deep!

for sure that is also a big ass problem. he seems very rigid in his 1st half plan and overall philosophy. it works lots of the time but when not it seems like we can't reorg and find any rhythm at all. just none. thats on the HC

[Wally Pryor 5407]

10 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Sadly, if we had a HC worth a shit, he would call plays Quinn is comfortable with and gets points, but our dumb fuck is like, throw it deep!

High school QBs can hit a 40 yard deep in and be within 5 yards of it.

 

[Jkwellborn 7032]

Sadly, if we had a HC worth a shit, he would call plays Quinn is comfortable with and gets points, but our dumb fuck is like, throw it deep!

Pretty sure this board assured us that Quinn decides where he’s throwing it.

[staboner 5084]

awful footwork. just walks backwards and sidearms it out off his back foot. 

[nineliveslost 3001]

bench...him...now. he isnt ready.

[Pimphand 6358]

We were fucked as soon as he went to Sonic to celebrate raping the Sooners.

50 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

We sold our souls for 2006 apparently. This run of bad luck is off the charts. Manning will probably be a bust too. FML

Well if Sark is still here yeah

[sidis 10013]

Someone has got to put together an hour long video compilation of all the horrifically bad bombs from ewers to worthy all season. There have to be at least 50 of them by now. 

[GreenspointTexas 9956]

Def the worst qb since swoopes, easy

 

 

yall need to take off ur glasses and admit im right

[Neonmoon 38130]

Can’t wait to watch this chode throw another pick 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Does he need Tommy John surgery?

 

 

[closetohumping 17803]

Quinn is so cool

[Herbie Hancock 7489]

Shut the fuck up murse. 

[Wally Pryor 5407]

Great throw.

[Ghost of Shag 2730]

You’re right.

He’s fucking terrible.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Fuck the NIL Ponzi scheme. Bench this fucking bum. Good grief. 
 

if sark doesn’t have the ability to manage his roster than fire his loser ass tomorrow. 

[lilMAC25 3982]

12 minutes ago, sidis said:

Someone has got to put together an hour long video compilation of all the horrifically bad bombs from ewers to worthy all season. There have to be at least 50 of them by now. 

[ThatGuy]They’re all Worthy’s fault[/ThatGuy]

[GreenspointTexas 9956]

Shave the fucking mullet. Youre not a badass state champion. You had 1 good game. Youre having the worst season for longhorn qb in almost 30 years. 50% completion percentage for the season

 

 

awful

[Ghost of Shag 2730]

Quinn Ewers: “The Myth” is fucking right.

[perfectchaos007 6780]

5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Quinn is so cool

Ewers doesn't care whether he's up 3 scores or down 3 scores, he has the same cool, calm, and collected demeanor.

[Brisketexan 106874]

Does he need Tommy John surgery?
 
 

Does TJ surgery now include a brain transplant?

[Blackcat00 769]

NIL fucked this kid all up. He looks like trash

[Message Board User 12405]

Arch looking at the UT Quarterback depth chart...

Edited November 13, 2022 by Message Board User

[GreenspointTexas 9956]

Not shaving his mullet? Ok, hes a badass, ill allow it.

 

in retrospect, hes immature and hasnt progressed at all in the past 2 years. Still smelling his farts for high school, obviously

[ztejas 44223]

He's honestly fucking terrible. 

[closetohumping 17803]

4 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

[ThatGuy]They’re all Worthy’s fault[/ThatGuy]

He’s been awful too

[GreenspointTexas 9956]

9 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Shut the fuck up murse. 

What a murse? Is that like a female doctor?

[closetohumping 17803]

3 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Arch looking at the UT Quarterback depth chart...

Arch ain’t coming to this shit show

[6th Street 6686]

He's a bust 

UDFA

[Neonmoon 38130]

I can’t wait to watch this joke play some more 

[Atticus 4208]

Quinn's got a lot of issues. He really doesn't like taking what the defense is giving him

[futureman 22691]

5 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Arch looking at the UT Quarterback depth chart...

Arch is going to Bama when Sark gets canned. 

[GreenspointTexas 9956]

Troof

[SarkAfterDark 1734]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Sadly, if we had a HC worth a shit, he would call plays Quinn is comfortable with and gets points, but our dumb fuck is like, throw it deep!

You idiots keep spouting this out like Sark is telling Ewers to throw the ball deep. It’s Ewers shitty ass decision making and not coming off his first read. The play call isn’t throw it deep dumb fucks. 
 

Anyway some of you guys can keep trying to scapegoat Sark or Worthy but the truth of the matter thus far is just that Ewers just isn’t that guy. 

[936horn 942]

Yes, statistically. But the frustrating part about it is he looked good v Bama while he was in and he absolutely beat the ever loving fuck out of (a very bad) OU. I mean he dominated those ass clowns so it would stand to reason he has some sort of physical ability. His issues seem 100% mental and I cannot understand it. It’s as frustrated as I’ve been with our QB play in a very long time because I think he actually does have the physical tools he’s just a shitty inconsistent freshman who maybe is too fucking high on his own supply or something. 

[Brisketexan 106874]

Quinn's got a lot of issues. He really doesn't like taking what the defense is giving him

He also doesn’t like holding onto the snap, or standing upright.
He’s not good.

[satyanash 15556]

Heard was worse than Swoopes. 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

This is the worst QB play I’ve ever seen at Texas. 
 

and I’ve seen:

Case McCoy

tyronne Swoopes

concussed David Ash

garrett gilbert

matt nordgren

 

 

 

[freyguy 4368]

he's just another Gilbert.  Overhyped & underperforming.

[Neonmoon 38130]

2 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

You idiots keep spouting this out like Sark is telling Ewers to throw the ball deep. It’s Ewers shitty ass decision making and not coming off his first read. The play call isn’t throw it deep dumb fucks. 
 

Anyway some of you guys can keep trying to scapegoat Sark or Worthy but the truth of the matter thus far is just that Ewers just isn’t that guy. 

You know how you stop that? The COACH says hey Quinn, If you throw that deep ball again, I’m benching you 

it’s on Sark. Stop pretending like Sark is just a passive party in this. Jesus 

[sidis 10013]

Joe Dirt fucking sucks at football.