QB1 Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet

[Tex Long 4356]

23 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Reptilian Space Jews?

Synagogue of Saturn, likely.

[jw4381 3067]

12 hours ago, Alien Octopus said:

It don’t make a shit.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12109]

He's gonna curb stomp ou, slice through Georgia, and when we meet Bama in the SEC championship game he's going to go chimpanzee mode on their faces. 

Oh, and aggy is irrelevant. They're closer to ULM than an SEC team. 

Edited October 4 by Funk Doctor Spock

[nnm 36206]

Nm. Posted on previous page. 

Edited October 4 by nnm

[Armybrat 40759]

“ I have a good friend…….” =  “Some of my best friends are black….”

Edited October 4 by Armybrat

[Llewelyn Moss 203]

9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

LOL so I have a coworker who is from Pawnee but hates OU. Went to UT instead! 

Got his mind right

[Surly Bevo 24861]

Ewers is up at home in Southlake today for what it is worth. Figure players got some time off.

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

30 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Ewers is up at home in Southlake today for what it is worth. Figure players got some time off.

Meanwhile, outside the Ewers home today...

[Cairn Horn88 8241]

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Ewers is up at home in Southlake today for what it is worth. Figure players got some time off.

[Surly Bevo 24861]

1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Meanwhile, outside the Ewers home today...

Funny but nah.  My son dates an SLC girl who saw him at volleyball there today.  Quinn has a younger sister who plays, supposedly pretty decent.  

[ztejas 43382]

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

My son dates an SLC girl who saw him at volleyball there today.  Quinn has a younger sister who plays, supposedly pretty decent.  

I hear she's only good because she's m2f.

[TheBryMan81 2504]

On 10/2/2024 at 9:25 AM, Park Gothic said:

I don't give a shit who uses the word "natty" or how often they use it. It's the same with words like "irregardless" or saying "literally" when you mean figuratively. It's stupid no matter how many people do it. 

Words like "natty," "tuddies" and "wardaddies" can all fuck right off. 

How do you feel about "pride of fuck lions" though?

[hookemATL 11612]

14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I hear she's only good because she's m2f.

[Horn of Gabriel 1600]

20 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I hear she's only good because she's m2f.

[TexasMan 10831]

nm

Edited October 5 by TexasMan

[Pam Cummings 9603]

On 10/2/2024 at 11:25 AM, Park Gothic said:

I don't give a shit who uses the word "natty" or how often they use it. It's the same with words like "irregardless" or saying "literally" when you mean figuratively. It's stupid no matter how many people do it. 

Words like "natty," "tuddies" and "wardaddies" can all fuck right off. 

I tuddy'd your mom's nattys last night.

[Longboard Horn 40198]

19 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

How do you feel about "pride of fuck lions" though?

Never heard this saying before. What does that even mean?

[TheBryMan81 2504]

6 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Never heard this saying before. What does that even mean?

It showed up on the board several years ago. Someone posted an pre-season team preview "article" I think by Chip Brown and it was so good that I didn't realize it was fake until he said our defense was playing "like a pride of fuck lions"

I can't be the only one that remembers that

[Funk Doctor Spock 12109]

22 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Ewers is up at home in Southlake today for what it is worth. Figure players got some time off.

I believe Sark have the team some timr off to relax. 

[skipmcgee 194]

1 hour ago, TheBryMan81 said:

It showed up on the board several years ago. Someone posted an pre-season team preview "article" I think by Chip Brown and it was so good that I didn't realize it was fake until he said our defense was playing "like a pride of fuck lions"

I can't be the only one that remembers that

It was Scipio Tex on Barking Carnival.  Chip Brown could never write that well

[Jkwellborn 6666]

It showed up on the board several years ago. Someone posted an pre-season team preview "article" I think by Chip Brown and it was so good that I didn't realize it was fake until he said our defense was playing "like a pride of fuck lions"
I can't be the only one that remembers that

I that it was some shit Hager said.

[DanTheHorn 4903]

Ewers watching these performances and knowing he is right back in the heisman race.

Edited October 6 by DanTheHorn

[Huckleberry 32738]

4 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

I that it was some shit Hager said.

Old Michigan player Marques Slocum told Every Day Should Be Saturday back in the day that he had a pet fuck lion, whatever that meant. That's what Scipio was referencing. 

[tbone_ 14037]

Old Michigan player Marques Slocum told Every Day Should Be Saturday back in the day that he had a pet fuck lion, whatever that meant. That's what Scipio was referencing. 

You guys know some obscure shit

[LTtxfan 49053]

 

[Jkwellborn 6666]

 

I’m in GA this week for work and some of these fools up here think Arch needs to be the starter no matter what.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12109]

If Quinn struggles, I have no doubt Arch will beat pu. He's a prodigy and he's studied the playbook relentlessly. 

[DanTheHorn 4903]

At 3:39 the guy breaks down a Ewer's play and it warms the heart.

 

Edited October 10 by DanTheHorn

[msucolt45 4034]

If Quinn struggles, I have no doubt Arch will beat pu. He's a prodigy and he's studied the playbook relentlessly. 

I really like the “PU” at this state of the year!

Whew the dirt burglers do stink.

Hook’em!!!

[msucolt45 4034]

I have an annual bet, for $1, with my MFng COO of a Fortune 100 Company. It’s like the Trading Places movie with Eddie and Dan Akroyd. This will be our 7th year, so I really hope that he has to do the “walk of shame” to my peon desk on 10/13. If I see him at B-Fast in the cafeteria (around 6:30 AM) he’ll most likely want to give it to me then. But NO - I want him to do the “Walk of Shame” and bring that $1 to my peon desk! I will then have him autograph it with a sharpie and hang it up for a year!

Hook’em!!!

[msucolt45 4034]

He’s such a big OU supporter $$$, that his name is in the program as a $$$ donor.

It will be so nice for him to forgive that $1.

Hook’em!!!

[Funk Doctor Spock 12109]

54 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

At 3:39 the guy breaks down a Ewer's play and it warms the heart.

 

RJ is still a clown. Fuck that sooner bitch. 

Edited October 10 by Funk Doctor Spock

[MirrOlure 14686]

Morty1969 

It’s so cute that they actually think they have a chance of not getting their bleeding cunts kicked into Never Never Land

[Funk Doctor Spock 12109]

They can't math, you expect them to use reason and logic?

[TwiceHorn 31350]

On 10/5/2024 at 5:09 PM, TheBryMan81 said:

It showed up on the board several years ago. Someone posted an pre-season team preview "article" I think by Chip Brown and it was so good that I didn't realize it was fake until he said our defense was playing "like a pride of fuck lions"

I can't be the only one that remembers that

The real back story is a bizarre Facebook quiz/answers by a Meat chicken player named Marques Slocum.

https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/08/22/hero-for-our-time-marques-grand-marques-slocum

And then Scipio's take off.

https://www.barkingcarnival.com/2007/08/24/marques-slocum-michigan-football-intellectual-ventures-inside-the-actors-studio

So, for a few months there, "fuck lion" was de rigeur.  Gotdamn, I can't believe that was 17 years ago.

Edited October 10 by TwiceHorn

[Bevo14 8282]

8 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

I have an annual bet, for $1, with my MFng COO of a Fortune 100 Company. It’s like the Trading Places movie with Eddie and Dan Akroyd. This will be our 7th year, so I really hope that he has to do the “walk of shame” to my peon desk on 10/13. If I see him at B-Fast in the cafeteria (around 6:30 AM) he’ll most likely want to give it to me then. But NO - I want him to do the “Walk of Shame” and bring that $1 to my peon desk! I will then have him autograph it with a sharpie and hang it up for a year!

Hook’em!!!

You should escalate the terms this year. You swap jobs if we win. You give him a lifetime supply of bags of dicks if we lose.

Edited October 10 by Bevo14

[MotownHorn 1742]

+1800 to win the Heisman at the moment

Bet those odds are significantly lower next week!

[Jkwellborn 6666]

You should escalate the terms this year. You swap jobs if we win. You give him a lifetime supply of bags of dicks if we lose.

Can’t you get a bag of candy dicks sent to someone anonymously? I seem to remember someone on the old site finding that out.

[Brandywine 1315]

What’s the latest on Quinn? A friend sent a post saying he was out for the OU game. 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

The latest is that he’s going to fuck up Oklahoma’s defense. 

[Red Five 40701]

What’s the latest on Quinn? A friend sent a post saying he was out for the OU game. 

A post from where?

[South Austin 52187]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

A post from where?

His ass.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

A post from where?

Probably the one from the dim bulb one of the dim bulbs from ou insider. 

[brojangles2 786]

45 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

What’s the latest on Quinn? A friend sent a post saying he was out for the OU game. 

[Jkwellborn 6666]

What’s the latest on Quinn? A friend sent a post saying he was out for the OU game. 

He gonna be out for the Ou game. Out and fucking up their defense.

[TexMexBuddha 987]

Let it loose Quinn! Hook'em

[naija 2854]

get the mind right for Georgia

[txduck87 985]

get the mind right for Georgia

And the abdominal strain he’s still suffering from.

[LTtxfan 49053]

 

[DFW Horn 6118]

Ewers looked awful in the first two series today, but he managed a conservative game plan in the 2nd Half and brought home the win. Hook 'em, QB1