QB1 Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet

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[AnotherLawyer 389]

We were down 6 to Florida with 1 second to go in the game when Ewers doesn't throw a perfect pass to Moore in the endzone that hit his hands but he didn't catch but could have caught if it had been perfect.

That's how you dumb motherfuckers are acting.

[LTtxfan 49058]

SIAP

 

[Hermanator 7000]

This year's QBs have been very underwhelming. Beck is a pick machine, Ewers is injury prone and struggled with the deep ball, Sanders is an unlikable asshole with the most physical talent but plays an incredibly weak schedule. Dart is inconsistent at best. 

Very weak NFL QB draft this year. Quinn has to go pro now to take advantage of it

[Hookem10 655]

1 hour ago, MrBig said:

Kurtis Rourke, Indiana. Their offense reminds me of ours with the short passes but his deep ball is also pretty accurate. 

Terrible mechanics. Homeboy is throwing like a fadeaway jumper. We don’t care if it’s completed or dropped, ITS ABOUT HIS MECHANICS DAMMMIT 

[LTtxfan 49058]

SIAP...   And another 🤘

 

[BurntOrange&White 39821]

1 minute ago, Hookem10 said:

Terrible mechanics. Homeboy is throwing like a fadeaway jumper. We don’t care if it’s completed or dropped, ITS ABOUT HIS MECHANICS DAMMMIT 

Quinn self sacks there or tries to roll out in the face of that kind of pressure.

[Hookem10 655]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Quinn self sacks there or tries to roll out in the face of that kind of pressure.

Or he throws an interception while getting hurt. Am I right ? That’s the bit right. 

[BurntOrange&White 39821]

2 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

Or he throws an interception while getting hurt. Am I right ? That’s the bit right. 

[Bevo14 8282]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

SIAP...   And another 🤘

 

Yeah well clearly they didn't see that one pass to Moore last weekend. Blind fucks.

[Hank_Hill 18616]

4 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Yeah well clearly they didn't see that one pass to Moore last weekend. Blind fucks.

Clearly don’t take pussy metrics into their ranking system

[MissingInAction 24868]

It was Florida shitting out third string DBs 

I don't expect much tomorrow.

[TreatyOak 16210]

So glad I follow this thread, or I would never have know that some of Quinn Ewer's TD passes have been really bad throws.

 

 

[Native Horn 3495]

On 11/12/2024 at 4:53 PM, F250 said:

I've read Quinn may or may not replace Dak Prescott as the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys.

Holy shit, F250 = Chip Brown?  FCB.

[AnotherLawyer 389]

34 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

So glad I follow this thread, or I would never have know that some of Quinn Ewer's TD passes have been really bad throws.

 

 

Hey...remember when the little bitches on this thread threw perfect TD passes for the Horns in any game, much less a game we cakewalked through?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12112]

On 11/12/2024 at 7:10 PM, AnotherLawyer said:

We were down 6 to Florida with 1 second to go in the game when Ewers doesn't throw a perfect pass to Moore in the endzone that hit his hands but he didn't catch but could have caught if it had been perfect.

That's how you dumb motherfuckers are acting.

It's very umcomventiomal for him to drop a pass, much less 2. He usually has glue for hands. 

[Tex Long 4356]

On 11/12/2024 at 9:36 PM, Hank_Hill said:

Clearly don’t take pussy metrics into their ranking system

PUSSY METRICS is actually a pretty decent band name. 

[AnotherLawyer 389]

Also a good title for this thread.

[runthebone 7950]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

So glad I follow this thread, or I would never have know that some of Quinn Ewer's TD passes have been really bad throws.

 

 

Pics of Emily Hartman?

 

I know NEJM doesn't normally, but doesn't hurt to ask

[Hank_Hill 18616]

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

It was Florida shitting out third string DBs 

I don't expect much tomorrow.

You should study up on the Arkansas secondary before you say stupid shit then

[HtownHorn 14577]

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

It was Florida shitting out third string DBs 

I don't expect much tomorrow.

Arkansas's secondary is just as bad and their best corner is out. This is their 10th game of the season and they were holding open tryouts for every position in the last two weeks.

[MissingInAction 24868]

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

You should study up on the Arkansas secondary before you say stupid shit then

I will not do either.

[AnotherLawyer 389]

22 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I will not do either.

And no one else will, either. This thread is Stupid Shit Central.

Edited Friday at 06:14 PM by AnotherLawyer
extra word

[MissingInAction 24868]

Just now, AnotherLawyer said:

And no one else will, either. This is thread is Stupid Shit Central.

[coachherman'sgrill 2044]

I'll go ahead and say it........if this was prison rules football, a couple of you would need to take a lap. Let's see what tomorrow brings around 11 am but until then, I'm gonna make sure some of you take a couple of laps to get this out of your system.

[Josef Pwag 1735]

4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

This is their 10th game of the season and they were holding open tryouts for every position in the last two weeks.

Maybe all of the people on this board with kids who attend Arkansas (and who try to convince us that it is the new Princeton) can send their little retards for a tryout. 

[MissingInAction 24868]

1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I'll go ahead and say it........if this was prison rules football, a couple of you would need to take a lap. Let's see what tomorrow brings around 11 am but until then, I'm gonna make sure some of you take a couple of laps to get this out of your system.

Yeah I'll get right on that.

[6th Street 6357]

4 hours ago, AnotherLawyer said:

And no one else will, either. This thread is Stupid Shit Central.

Yet here you are

[Jkwellborn 6670]

Arkansas's secondary is just as bad and their best corner is out. This is their 10th game of the season and they were holding open tryouts for every position in the last two weeks.

Is that for real?

[HtownHorn 14577]

36 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Is that for real?

Yes they were holding open tryouts for every DB position, because in the last two games they had given up over 900 yards passing. By open tryouts, I mean the scholarship players, not like the Eagles did in the 70s.

[Duane Moore 5237]

Top story on Daily Mail

BREAKING!!!

[AeroHorn 738]

8 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

So glad I follow this thread, or I would never have know that some of Quinn Ewer's TD passes have been really bad throws.

 

 

I think you should ask ChatGPT to update the template to a more relevant one, such as the following. Surlites, as you have so astutely discovered, are doctors of the theoretical kind.

[Colonel Sanders 1336]

31 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Top story on Daily Mail

BREAKING!!!

Doesn't seem like too much of a story.  College kid gets tired of girlfriend and tries to get some strange.  That said, hope it doesn't affect his play tomorrow.

[TreatyOak 16210]

13 minutes ago, AeroHorn said:

I think you should ask ChatGPT to update the template to a more relevant one, such as the following. Surlites, as you have so astutely discovered, are doctors of the theoretical kind.

Thanks for the tip, haha. I did use ChatGPT to write the article, and it did a fabulous job, as usual. 

[89Horn 1503]

8 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

So glad I follow this thread, or I would never have know that some of Quinn Ewer's TD passes have been really bad throws.

 

 

I’m skeptical of the Peer review for this one.  I hear it consists of Barstool, the aggy sport writer who looks like Rachel Maddow among other dubious peers.  Will read, but with suspicion.

[TreatyOak 16210]

2 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

I’m skeptical of the Peer review for this one.  I hear it consists of Barstool, the aggy sport writer who looks like Rachel Maddow among other dubious peers.  Will read, but with suspicion.

You spelled RFK Jr. wrong. 

[89Horn 1503]

1 minute ago, TreatyOak said:

You spelled RFK Jr. wrong. 

Who you refer to does not exist.  There is no RFK Jr.

- the entire Kennedy family

[TreatyOak 16210]

On 11/12/2024 at 3:31 PM, sidis said:

so THAT is what @TreatyOak looks like with his face unsmudged.

Say what? You’d never catch me in those ugly sunglasses. I prefer some retro shades and a nice print top w some cute heels. 

[Duane Moore 5237]

35 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Doesn't seem like too much of a story.  College kid gets tired of girlfriend and tries to get some strange.  That said, hope it doesn't affect his play tomorrow.

Yeah, must be a slow news day. Nothing going on in the world. 

[SizzleChest 8276]

50 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Doesn't seem like too much of a story.  College kid gets tired of girlfriend and tries to get some strange.  That said, hope it doesn't affect his play tomorrow.

Will you come here to post “Goddamnit Audrey, you had one fucking job!” if Quinn plays like shit tomorrow?

[CycleTex87 2958]

Quinn’s going to light it up tomorrow. Get your heads on straight!!

[Funk Doctor Spock 12112]

4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Say what? You’d never catch me in those ugly sunglasses. I prefer some retro shades and a nice print top w some cute heels. 

Geti it, Girl!

4 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

Will you come here to post “Goddamnit Audrey, you had one fucking job!” if Quinn plays like shit tomorrow?

Quinn's gonna do it for Audrey 

[JFKFC 4878]

One of you guys needs to step up and give Quinn an angry handy-j, so that he's in the right frame of mind for today. 

[Js1 85161]

18 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

One of you guys needs to step up and give Quinn an angry handy-j, so that he's in the right frame of mind for today. 

FINE

[hobbes2702 12950]

23 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

It was Florida shitting out third string DBs 

I don't expect much tomorrow.

Arkansas ain’t any better. They pass defense is like 120th in the nation. We won’t face a decent secondary again until the CFP. Aggy has a dline that could cause us problems though

[Zeus 6006]

Ez first drive

[hobbes2702 12950]

Hopefully the TD dials him in some. Their offense isn’t gonna do shit so we should get plenty of possessions.

[hobbes2702 12950]

Wow. The art of the self sack

[Braff Zacklin 13480]

He just sucks so much ass. No pocket presence; no chill. Needs 5 seconds and a perfectly hemispherical pocket to throw or he self sacks.

[BurntOrange&White 39821]

 

Self sack here....fucking pathetic