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1 minute ago, MrBig said:

Drunk people clearly have more common sense than you who is clearly delusional 

Im sorry you were proven wrong.

Just now, ChemicalHorn said:

So your take is that was an acceptable throw and the ball not being completed was on Helm?

For that blitz call, definitely.

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6 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Hits you in the hand you can catch it.

Travis Kelce is noticeably more thicc.

QE would have to throw against his body on the crossing route above, unless they laughably think he would have sat down in a zone.

I have an online Master's.

This is winning stupidest post for the day.

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6 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Can someone please show this loser some titties so he can complete a fucking pass?

This is the only ass Ewers deserves. Dude has been surrounded with NFL talent his whole time here and hasn't broken through in 3 years. His stats have been severely padded by playmakers turning 3-6 yard catches into 10 to 40 yards.

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8 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

No matter what happens the rest of the game, we lose. 

Either we actually lose, or we stick with this bullshit moving forward. 

If you told me right now Arch takes over with a loss to Arky, I take it. 

 

 

I agree. If you look at the long game for this season and next, we've made our bed.

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Just now, Hook1997 said:

We know he throws great screens and short outs, it’s the rest of the throws that are the problem…. 

Right. I said that myself a couple of pages back. Just circling back to give him credit where it's due. 

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I’ve come to a conclusion that may not be groundbreaking or novel to this thread. 
 

The most frustrating thing with Quinn is that the stuff he’s good at, he’s really really good at. Short and intermediate accuracy, and progressions are in that bucket. 
 

But the things he’s bad at, he’s really really bad at. Like pocket manipulation and deep throws. 
 

So if you can force him into his bad stuff, we look like shit. But if you can’t, we look unstoppable. 

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’ve come to a conclusion that may not be groundbreaking or novel to this thread. 
 

The most frustrating thing with Quinn is that the stuff he’s good at, he’s really really good at. Short and intermediate accuracy, and progressions are in that bucket. 
 

But the things he’s bad at, he’s really really bad at. Like pocket manipulation and deep throws. 
 

So if you can force him into his bad stuff, we look like shit. But if you can’t, we look unstoppable. 

 

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Quinn Ewers has insane arm talent, but no brain.  He can make all-world throws against man defense, but is completely ineffective against zone.  Man requires eyes; all you have to do is see.  Zone requires a brain, because you have to think/calculate and decide.

 

Man defense:

1.  "Where is the WR/TE (singular, present)?"

2.  "Where is the defender (singular, present)?"  

3.  Make the throw or change to a different WR/TE.

 

Zone defense -

1.  "Where are the WRs/TEs going to be (plural, future)?" 

2.  "Where are the defenders and will they still be there (plural, present and future)?"  

3.  Make a decision.  

4.  "Oh shit, I can't."

5.  Check down.

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New motto. Quinn Ewers He’s Not Who We Thought He Was!  The lack of development and improvement from last year is a huge bummer.  At the start of the season I thought the footwork would be much improved, the deep ball was going to be great and we would have 2 1,000 yard receivers.  

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