QB1 Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet

[Derka 6322]

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I think most fans believe this is how Sark wants to run his offense, but I don't think so. He's curated it to fit Quinn's strengths. Look at Mac Jones's Alabama highlights. Way more explosive offense. Next year with Arch will look a lot different. 

100% this. our offense next year is going to be a completely different animal despite the talent we’re losing on the offensive side of the ball. quinn is sark’s guy so sark has been/is tailoring his offense to quinn and what he’s comfortable with, which unfortunately has led to our offense being extremely risk averse and dink and dunk-y, relying on yards after the catch. next year the offense will be much more wide open, more explosive, and more varied. i’m very much looking forward to seeing our offense next year.

[B00M 6455]

3 hours ago, Thatguy said:

You call me out on something saying I am gaslighting. I put up around 30 of Arch's 90 throws as receipts and now I am the asshole.

I hate all of you but I love this dysfunctional fucking thread 

[Codaxx 5829]

2 hours ago, Had Enough said:

That was like every non-completion in Arch’s career.  Has that ever been done here in the aggregate on anyone?  Even the hated guys who never deserved the amount of scorn they received.

I will be waiting for those posts on that I’ll-advised throw in the UF game to discuss how that was PI and should be removed.  Or like those first two throws in which there was pretty much immediate pressure.  And for a little irony go watch Quinn’s first start.  ULM wasn’t it? A little shaky start against what turned out to be the 118th worst defense per DFEI. Oh, and I think everybody liked Ewers 2nd start.

This thread is annoying yet entertaining.

 

I didn’t make it through, but it was obsessive to shitty. Who takes a part a kids 1st start? We all remember that shaky ULM Quinn put up and there is no reason to revisit it. Imagine if someone put the low lights of Ou, Georgia, and Arkansas together on Quinn 

Edited 3 hours ago by Codaxx

[Derka 6322]

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

You must have Derka blocked. 

more baseless bullshit. quote me saying that quinn is the worst qb ever, or anything remotely similar. do that and we can talk.

you know it’s so weird; if you did an audit of this thread you would see that the crowd who’s in here bitching about me are actually the people who are taking things personally, being combative, talking shit, and derailing the thread while i’m literally just posting about quinn. you people act like juvenile dickheads and then project it onto me. 

im willing to bet that @Hank Kingsley would tell you that my posts about quinn and my criticisms of him have not been dissimilar to his own posts and takes. im not in here being incendiary, im not in here talking juvenile shit about quinn or to/about any of you, and yet you’ve created this fictional world where i’m the shit starter who says that quinn ewers is the worst qb ever. it’s a farce; it’s fiction. you don’t like what i have to say so you are acting out and bombasticizing my takes and then blaming me for your own misplaced anger. stop scapegoating me for your own shit. 

for the one millionth time: if you have beef with something i’ve said then quote me specifically and we can talk about it like adults. rex, and motown, and dahobbs, and the rest of you are the ones making this shit personal, not me. that’s a fact. grow up, and talk football like an adult. christ. 

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[TreatyOak 16410]

11 minutes ago, Derka said:

100% this. our offense next year is going to be a completely different animal despite the talent we’re losing on the offensive side of the ball. quinn is sark’s guy so sark has been/is tailoring his offense to quinn and what he’s comfortable with, which unfortunately has led to our offense being extremely risk averse and dink and dunk-y, relying on yards after the catch. next year the offense will be much more wide open, more explosive, and more varied. i’m very much looking forward to seeing our offense next year.

Hey, are you mad that Sam Ehlinger is still in the NFL?

[Derka 6322]

Just now, TreatyOak said:

Hey, are you mad that Sam Ehlinger is still in the NFL?

im very happy for sam and i’d love to see him thrive.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12488]

18 hours ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Damn @Derka! Chill!

He was dared. He can't back down now. 

[Derka 6322]

also that treatyoak post was the perfect follow up to my last post. i make a post about next year’s offense and he quotes me to talk some dumbass shit about sam ehlinger.

as i’ve said, y’all are the ones in here talking shit to/about me, making it personal, and derailing the thread. it’s 100% y’all. i’m making germane posts while y’all are derailing the thread for personal BS. you. not me; you.

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[Funk Doctor Spock 12488]

18 hours ago, Enemy07 said:

The things I would let her do to me-

Make me a sammich

Wash my clothes

Give me a beej 

Do the dishes 

Lick my taint 

Just stuff like that 

[B00M 6455]

5 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

The things I would let her do to me-

Make me a sammich

Wash my clothes

Give me a beej 

Do the dishes 

Lick my taint 

Just stuff like that 

The things she would actually do to you:

 

 

 

 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12488]

1 minute ago, B00M said:

The things she would actually do to you:

 

 

 

 

 

Hmmmm, nothing is showing up but a blank. Sounds about right. 

[B00M 6455]

8 minutes ago, Derka said:

also that treatyoak post was the perfect follow up to my last post. i make a post about next year’s offense and he quotes me to talk some dumbass shit about sam ehlinger.

as i’ve said, y’all are the ones in here talking shit to/about me, making it personal, and derailing the thread. it’s 100% y’all. i’m making germane posts while y’all are derailing the thread for personal BS. you. not me; you.

Pick your spots bud. You made one probably wild post that got folks hot and bothered and then dug in over it. Sometimes you shoot from the hip, miss, and drill a dog. Just ignore the lady losing her mind over the dog and go about your day. Fuck that dog.

[Not a Sock 2337]

33 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

I didn’t make it through, but it was obsessive to shitty. Who takes a part a kids 1st start? We all remember that shaky ULM Quinn put up and there is no reason to revisit it. Imagine if someone put the low lights of Ou, Georgia, and Arkansas together on Quinn 

Because it shows the difference in the low lights, you should know this. Quinn's low lights are missing a read and dumping a pass to his check down and failing to convert a 3rd and 7, Arch's low lights is him throwing into double coverage 30 yards down field on 1st and 10 which is a cardinal sin to an OC. We're talking about Arch vs Quinn in 2024, not Arch in 2024 vs Quinn in 2022 Quinn has plenty of painful low lights but he almost never make blatantly stupid and reckless throws like we have seen Arch make.

Edited 3 hours ago by Not a Sock

[Funk Doctor Spock 12488]

So what are you guys gonna do when Quinn is gone? Are we going to put this thread in hall of fame or the hall of shame?

[HtownHorn 14762]

4 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Because it shows the difference in the low lights, you should know this. Quinn's low lights are missing a read and dumping a pass to his check down on and a failing to convert a 3rd and 7, Arch's low lights is him throwing into double coverage 30 yards down field on 1st and 10 which is a cardinal sin to an OC. We're talking about Arch vs Quinn in 2024, not Arch in 2024 vs Quinn in 2022 Quinn has plenty of painful low lights but he almost never make blatantly stupid and reckless throws like we have seen Arch make.

Lulz. Quinn missed a fucking wide open Wingo on a crosser that likely results in a TD just last Saturday. Wingo was like in that 5-8 honey spot zone for Quinn. It's not just checkdowns and missed bombs, he's also missing the correct reads and wide open WRs.

Again this is his 3rd year as a starter, and he hasn't gotten better at all, the team around him, especially the defense, has improved night and day, and they are the more apparent reason for 22-3 including 4 games with the backup.

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[Bevo14 8363]

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

So what are you guys gonna do when Quinn is gone? Are we going to put this thread in hall of fame or the hall of shame?

It's surly. The hall of shame is the hall of fame.

[TreatyOak 16410]

30 minutes ago, Derka said:

im very happy for sam and i’d love to see him thrive.

Fine, but since you repeatedly assured us that he would never be a successful college QB and never make it to the NFL, it makes me wonder how valid your criticism is about Quinn Ewers. 

[B00M 6455]

 

1 minute ago, TreatyOak said:

Fine, but since you repeatedly assured us that he would never be a successful college QB and never make it to the NFL, it makes me wonder how valid your criticism is about Quinn Ewers. 

Quinn is currently screaming career ceiling: NFL backup. Do you see something more? 
 

Edited 3 hours ago by B00M
It’s a great gig, we’d all love to have it but he’s in a great college system. Can he expect a better system, better team in the NFL?

[Slacks 6856]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Dia got hurt this weekend and was carted off.  I think he is going to be fine from what I read this morning. 

Bell should starts.

[WinningIsHard 4076]

3 hours ago, Derka said:

34 minutes ago, Derka said:

more baseless bullshit. quote me saying that quinn is the worst qb ever, or anything remotely similar. do that and we can talk.

quinn ewers throws a lower percentage of these passes than any qb i’ve ever watched. it’s no coincidence that i’ve never seen a qb throw more deep balls where you don’t need the camera to pan to know that there’s no chance of it being caught. you absolutely could make an hour long lowlight reel of quinn ewers, and all you’d see is the likes of xavier worthy, ad mitchell, bijan robinson, jt sanders, gunnar helm, jonathan brooks, matt golden, etc on the wrong end of those poor throws.

That bolded part is remotely similar to Quinn being the worst Qb ever. I mean it doesn’t get much more clear cut how you feel. Do you do this stuff on purpose? 

[chainsaw 9873]

Just now, B00M said:

NFL backup.

emphasis on ceiling. the more likely scenario is practice squads or arena football.

[Slacks 6856]

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Lulz. Quinn missed a fucking wide open Wingo on a crosser that likely results in a TD just last Saturday. Wingo was like in that 5-8 honey spot zone for Quinn. It's not just checkdowns and missed bombs, he's also missing the correct reads and wide open WRs.

Again this is his 3rd year as a starter, and he hasn't gotten better at all, the team around him, especially the defense, has improved night and day, and they are the more apparent reason for 22-3 including 4 games with the backup.

I didn't know the play call. I saw it and I was screaming at first, then realized I don't know the call.

[Stunns38 3538]

Nothing in Sark’s time at Texas should lead you to expect that.

Sarcasm is sarcasm

[Not a Sock 2337]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Lulz. Quinn missed a fucking wide open Wingo on a crosser that likely results in a TD just last Saturday. Wingo was like in that 5-8 honey spot zone for Quinn. It's not just checkdowns and missed bombs, he's also missing the correct reads and wide open WRs.

Again this is his 3rd year as a starter, and he hasn't gotten better at all, the team around him, especially the defense, has improved night and day, and they are the more apparent reason for 22-3 including 4 games with the backup.

Arch makes poor passes too, those are included in the low lights but coaches concerns are about reckless decision making which Arch being far less experienced is far more susceptible too.

[Codaxx 5829]

16 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Because it shows the difference in the low lights, you should know this. Quinn's low lights are missing a read and dumping a pass to his check down and failing to convert a 3rd and 7, Arch's low lights is him throwing into double coverage 30 yards down field on 1st and 10 which is a cardinal sin to an OC. We're talking about Arch vs Quinn in 2024, not Arch in 2024 vs Quinn in 2022 Quinn has plenty of painful low lights but he almost never make blatantly stupid and reckless throws like we have seen Arch make.

1st off, I can’t imagine putting together a low light film of a Texas player. Now watch someone do it for Quinn. Is that what we really want? It’s amazingly shitty. So Arch throws a 50 yard pass into double coverage is that better than not hitting an uncovered receiver, fumbling, and giving Georgia the ball on the 10? I could go on. It’s one thing to discuss a play or concepts, but I think hit pieces on Longhorn players is straight shitty. That may just be my feelings, but this is not something I want to start seeing here 

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[Slacks 6856]

1 minute ago, Codaxx said:

1st off, I can’t imagine putting together a low light film of a Texas player. Now watch someone do it for Quinn. Is that what we want? It’s amazingly shitty. So Arch throws a 50 yard pass into double coverage is that better than not hitting an uncovered receiver, fumbling, and giving Georgia the ball on the 10? I could go on. It’s one thing to discuss a play or concepts, but I think hit pieces on Longhorn players is straight shitty. That may be  just me, but that is how I feel on the subject. 

I think some of you missed the point of that cut-up.

But since we don't have one for Trey Owens, he's probably better than Ewers and Arch.

[Had Enough 2085]

37 minutes ago, Derka said:

……. quinn is the worst qb ever………

Damn.  I just quoted you saying Quinn is the worst ever.

Perhaps I knowingly took it out of context.  Perhaps I find a little humor in joking around so it should be taken as such.

There are a lot of punkasses in here.  Yet we all find ourselves here bitching and moaning anyway.  It sure isn’t our best use of time.  Hell it’s not even really informative.

And for the record, I’d wager I could whip the shit out of the majority of you.  Some of you may need to give me a rest every 30 seconds of action though.

[Not a Sock 2337]

2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

1st off, I can’t imagine putting together a low light film of a Texas player. Now watch someone do it for Quinn. Is that what we want? It’s amazingly shitty. So Arch throws a 50 yard pass into double coverage is that better than not hitting an uncovered receiver, fumbling, and giving Georgia the ball on the 10? I could go on. It’s one thing to discuss a play or concepts, but I think hit pieces on Longhorn players is straight shitty. That may be  just me, but that is how I feel on the subject. 

Arch fumbled the ball and gave it to Georgia in Texas territory in his only drive of the game. No OC ever wants to see his QB throw a pass into double coverage that's just bad QB play, Sark wants the correct throw made. Quinn air mailing a deep pass to a wide open receiver on a busted coverage will piss off fans but Arch throwing into double coverage and getting broken up or picked is worse in the eyes of Sark and every single other OC out there.

[Codaxx 5829]

2 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Arch fumbled the ball and gave it to Georgia in Texas territory in his only drive of the game. No OC ever wants to see his QB throw a pass into double coverage that's just bad QB play, Sark wants the correct throw made. Quinn air mailing a deep pass to a wide open receiver on a busted coverage will piss off fans but Arch throwing into double coverage and getting broken up or picked is worse in the eyes of Sark and every single other OC out there.

We can go back and forth on this and you know it. That is not the point. Again spending an hour to cut up a low light film of Texas player is the shittiest thing I have ever seen on this site 

Edited 2 hours ago by Codaxx

[TreatyOak 16410]

13 minutes ago, B00M said:

Quinn is currently screaming career ceiling: NFL backup. Do you see something more? 

Tell me where I can sign up to make over $1M in NIL deals each year while in college like Quinn currently does. And there is no better job in America than being a long-term, career backup QB in the NFL. 

[Not a Sock 2337]

2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

We can go back and forth on this and you know it. That is not the point. Again spending an hour to cut up a low light film of Texas player is the shittiest thing I have ever seen on this site 

If you're looking for blind praise and a complete lack of critical analysis of player performance might I recommend Texags.com

[Vic Mackey 47126]

Tell me where I can sign up to make over $1M in NIL deals each year while in college like Quinn currently does. And there is no better job in America than being a long-term, career backup QB in the NFL. 

Career backup is a huge drop off from being a 1st round pick. You are saying that as a non football player. You think Quinn's goal is to be some long term backup QB? Absolutely not. But that will be the reality. No way he will process NFL defenses at the speed they play. Not to mention, he can't make those throws consistently.

Quinn has pretty much been handed everything and been coddled. Sat out his senior year at SLC. Gets to Ohio State but is at the bottom of the depth chart, for good reason. He gets here with zero competition. There's a QB that has a much better ceiling behind him and Sark even made the move but went back to him.

None of that will fly in the NFL. He would have been better coming out after last season because this season, exposed a ton of warts in his game for whatever the reason might be.

[WinningIsHard 4076]

9 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

We can go back and forth on this and you know it. That is not the point. Again spending an hour to cut up a low light film of Texas player is the shittiest thing I have ever seen on this site 

[BERT 4381]

1 hour ago, Derka said:

also that treatyoak post was the perfect follow up to my last post. i make a post about next year’s offense and he quotes me to talk some dumbass shit about sam ehlinger.

as i’ve said, y’all are the ones in here talking shit to/about me, making it personal, and derailing the thread. it’s 100% y’all. i’m making germane posts while y’all are derailing the thread for personal BS. you. not me; you.

The god damn Germans ain’t got nothing to do with this!!!!!

[Gene Parmesan 4013]

13 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Tell me where I can sign up to make over $1M in NIL deals each year while in college like Quinn currently does. And there is no better job in America than being a long-term, career backup QB in the NFL. 

What about long term NFL starter?

[Jkwellborn 6724]

You know pass interference is a real thing outside the SEC correct?

If he makes a decent throw, there’s no chance for PI.

[B00M 6455]

19 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

We can go back and forth on this and you know it. That is not the point. Again spending an hour to cut up a low light film of Texas player is the shittiest thing I have ever seen on this site 

You clearly haven’t explored this site.

Edited 2 hours ago by B00M
This is a safe space of shitty, completely unreasonable and inappropriate takes. If you think about it, this is why we’re here.

[WinningIsHard 4076]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Career backup is a huge drop off from being a 1st round pick. You are saying that as a non football player. You think Quinn's goal is to be some long term backup QB? Absolutely not. But that will be the reality. No way he will process NFL defenses at the speed they play. Not to mention, he can't make those throws consistently.

Quinn has pretty much been handed everything and been coddled. Sat out his senior year at SLC. Gets to Ohio State but is at the bottom of the depth chart, for good reason. He gets here with zero competition. There's a QB that has a much better ceiling behind him and Sark even made the move but went back to him.

None of that will fly in the NFL. He would have been better coming out after last season because this season, exposed a ton of warts in his game for whatever the reason might be.

He’s way better than Kyle McCord or Will Howard, Ryan day is a fuckin idiot lol. Daniel jones, Spencer rattler, Aidan oconnel and cooper rush…all have started games this year. All those guys blow. You’re a shit for brains if you don’t think Quinn can work his way to at least get a chance to start whether by injury or pure arm talent. 1st round is most likely gone but him being a starter is absolutely still there barring a career ending injury. 

[Jkwellborn 6724]

That PI on Bond in the endzone will hardly ever be called because the defender is making a play on the ball. 

I didn’t think the deep ball was PI because the defender was making a play and hit the ball. Bond wasn’t gonna get it.

The slant though? That was pass interference.

[Had Enough 2085]

3 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Arch fumbled the ball and gave it to Georgia in Texas territory in his only drive of the game. No OC ever wants to see his QB throw a pass into double coverage that's just bad QB play, Sark wants the correct throw made. Quinn air mailing a deep pass to a wide open receiver on a busted coverage will piss off fans but Arch throwing into double coverage and getting broken up or picked is worse in the eyes of Sark and every single other OC out there.

Throwing into double coverage is not always the wrong thing. First that coverage can be crappy.  There’s always the 3rd and long stuff that a pick is as good as a punt.
 

People laud Ewers for his OU 2022 game.  Two throws were potentially dangerous, but they’re hyped up as “NFL throws.”  
 

Do you remember that throw that Vandy picked off?  Did you realize there was damn near the exact scenario in the Arch video?  You remember how thatguy came in talked about chipping a guy on the way to the flat when it’s QE but adds to a video as negative for arch?  In the Georgia game did you know that Ewers got strip sacked too?

Did you know that independent sources track things like turnover worthy plays?  Guess whose rate is higher?

Hell, you can track the stats down on completion by level.  From 10-20 yards, Ewers is 60th in completion percentage.  48th in depth of target.  The drop % is 18th lowest.  I’m sure he’s just getting an inordinate amount of pressure.  Last year, you could say he was elite in this range.  He’s not this year for whatever reason.

We don’t want to factual or consistent here.  I’m learning that.

[TreatyOak 16410]

8 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

What about long term NFL starter?

Sure. Provided you don't get your brain and body so beaten up you don't end up like so many former players who commit suicide due to CTE. 

[UTGrad98 2281]

19 hours ago, Enemy07 said:

I can't for the life of me google who this is.... anyone? I've read more fansville imbd pages than I care to admit. And nothing

[Hank Kingsley 21029]

41 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I think some of you missed the point of that cut-up.

We didn't miss the point. I could spend a whole day editing a lowlight clip of Quinn over 3 years that will make him look just as bad if not worse. But that would be shitty thing to do IMO, and while I'm critical of Quinn, that's below the belt as a Texas fan. 

 

Edited 2 hours ago by Hank Kingsley

[Jkwellborn 6724]

Yes. Reading between the lines he has grade I (microscopic-level tears) sprain of his ankle. It does not make the ankle less stable. It hurts and can lead to enough swelling as a natural response (especially when he is actually playing on it) that it becomes stiffer and even more painful. Wrapping it well before the game and between series and popping a few Advil might be enough to let him function as well as he did before the most recent injury. 

Give him the shot!/budkilmer.gif

[Dahobbs 17653]

6 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

We didn't miss the point. I could spend a whole day editing a lowlight clip of Quinn over 3 years that will make him look just as bad if not worse. But that would be shitty thing to do IMO, and while I'm critical of Quinn, that's below the belt as a Texas fan. 

 

I really don't understand this take. Coaches literally do this for training purposes. There is nothing shitty about this because the intent wasn't to be shitty. Y'all have no issues wasting page after page criticizing our starting QB, but then take umbrage at someone actually providing visual context for an opposing comparison. It is just fucking nonsense. 

[Hank Kingsley 21029]

Well, here's a palate cleanser. Hopefully Quinn can recapture this at Kyle Field. 

Great footwork and overall urgency running the offense that night. Everything he did out there looks faster and better. 

 

[Braff Zacklin 13649]

1 hour ago, B00M said:

Sometimes you shoot from the hip, miss, and drill a dog. Just ignore the lady losing her mind over the dog and go about your day. Fuck that dog.

 

[Longhornlove 4874]

59 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Again spending an hour to cut up a low light film of Texas player is the shittiest thing I have ever seen on this site 

You clearly haven't been to the CR.

[Codaxx 5829]

19 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I really don't understand this take. Coaches literally do this for training purposes. There is nothing shitty about this because the intent wasn't to be shitty. Y'all have no issues wasting page after page criticizing our starting QB, but then take umbrage at someone actually providing visual context for an opposing comparison. It is just fucking nonsense. 

There is a  difference hitting on plays and things that need to be fixed. Even the dumbass takes. You have crossed the line spending an hour cutting up a low light film of a freshmen. We all know anyone could make one of Quinn. I would say that is shitty also. It’s just overboard.  I just can’t imagine a fan going that far over an argument with a bunch of unnamed morons on a fan site. 

[Longhornlove 4874]

4 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

There is a  difference hitting on plays and things that need to be fixed. Even the dumbass takes. You have crossed the line spending an hour cutting up a low light film of a freshmen. We all know anyone could make one of Quinn. I would say that is shitty also. It’s just overboard.  I just can’t imagine a fan going that far over an argument with a bunch of unnamed morons on a fan site. 

Jesus, shove a tampon in it.