QB1 Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet

[DreadHead 117]

5 minutes ago, scottsins said:

That wasn’t the point. Try and keep up.

It's hard to keep up, this thread is circular.... everything has been said repeatedly and ad nauseam. Drinking while cooking isn't helping either. lol

[Rockethorn1978 6109]

6 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

FCB with an update on Ewers 

One source close to the situation said Ewers' ankle sprain wasn't progressing as quickly as initially hoped. That source said there's obviously still time for the ankle to respond to treatment before Saturday.

Monday's practice was more of a walkthrough as Texas put in the game plan for Texas A&M, so not much was required physically of Ewers.

Tuesday and Wednesday were more physical practices, and Ewers' ankle "was in a stiff brace."

"Quinn took the first snaps with the first team offense, but he was definitely limited," the source said.

Ewers has been getting daily treatment on his ankle, which will continue on Thanksgiving Day and Friday. The hope is that the injury will improve by Saturday.

[DixonHur 11395]

I'm not worried.  We have a very capable back-up, who many people here would prefer as the starter.

We'll be fine as long as Sark doesn't get stubborn and stay with Ewers if he's ineffective.

[Pimphand 5945]

4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

We'll be fine as long as Sark doesn't get stubborn and stay with Ewers if he's ineffective.

Uhhh that is THE problem Sark has proven that over and over and over again that he will. That you think he might not is crazy ;-)

[40acredropout 2908]

8 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I wouldn’t mind being hard again, but Mrs. Brat might not care for it.

Brat is a surly staple and this might be his finest work.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13121]

2 hours ago, DreadHead said:

this thread is circular....

Like a flushing toilet?

[3adays 454]

I’m hearing from a pretty good source that Arch will start Saturday. 

[UTGrad98 2282]

6 minutes ago, 3adays said:

I’m hearing from a pretty good source that Arch will start Saturday. 

Well, let's fucking go then.

[40acredropout 2908]

14 minutes ago, 3adays said:

I’m hearing from a pretty good source that Arch will start Saturday. 

Name your source.  Pussy.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13121]

2 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Name your source.  Pussy.

Yes, it was pussy.

[NoName 16415]

41 minutes ago, 3adays said:

I’m hearing from a pretty good source that Arch will start Saturday. 

[MirrOlure 14870]

I keep hearing about these “daily treatments…”

How do you treat a sprained ankle daily?

I had one severe sprain (in a cast for six weeks) and two others lower level ones back in the day, and immobilization was pretty much it.

What can they do other than that?

[CastHorn 817]

Makes sense if Quinn’s practice ability looks anything like the 2nd half vs Kentucky. Arch is  enough to beat Aggy. It’d allow Quinn another week to get his body right. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12539]

I really don't get the QB controversy shit. It's not like he's pulling him because he's thrown 6 INT'S and fumbled 4 times. If the dude is hurt, play Arch. We get a first rd bye if we beat Georgia, and I bet even if Arch played actual full snaps instead of the 7 he got last time, he could carve them up and he's a running threat. 

There's no controversy when your QB1 is hobbling and can barely stand. That's why Sark brought in another highly touted guy to backup Quinn in these situations. The last thing we need is for Ewers to get pummeled to the ground and injury another part of his body. Sark is stubborn. I get he wants Quinn to have a go at it, but if he's still hobbling, you for to #2. That's why it's crucial to get both reps with the 1s. It's not hard to grasp. 

[Ghost of Shag 2619]

Well if a guy named 3adays says so, I’m all in.

[Tex Long 4462]

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

Well if a guy named 3adays says so, I’m all in.

 Clearly, he's seen some... things.

At least he told us in advance.

[staboner 4988]

1 hour ago, 3adays said:

I’m hearing from a pretty good source that Arch will start Saturday. 

[Newdoc 3455]

1 hour ago, 3adays said:

I’m hearing from a pretty good source that Arch will start Saturday. 

[NoName 16415]

33 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

That's why Sark brought in another highly touted guy to backup Quinn in these situations. 

Edited 3 hours ago by NoName

[Slacks 6887]

11 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

It is absurd that two CFB teams still have six games to play this season.

 

Can't imagine any NFL team taking Ewers in either of the first two rounds.

Anthony Richardson.

Will Levis.

Daniel Jones.

Quinn Ewers.

Based on college career would you draft?

QB is difficult to find, so teams try everything. 

Quinn is going to win way more games than her loses. His real knock is going to be health. He'll train on throwing moon balls and look great in pro day.

[Leeroy Jenkins 2416]

I’m hearing from a pretty good source that Arch will start Saturday. 

Was this from a woman leaving a porta potty?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12539]

For a starting QB at Texas, Quinn's gf is meh. He could be drowning in dripping hot wet pussy, but that's the one who's taking a load to the chin. 

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1505]

For a starting QB at Texas, Quinn's gf is meh. He could be drowning in dripping hot wet pussy, but that's the one who's taking a load to the chin. 

Wtf

[rage-a-holic 4495]

8 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Was this from a woman leaving a porta potty?

fish pond manager

[Slacks 6887]

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

I keep hearing about these “daily treatments…”

How do you treat a sprained ankle daily?

I had one severe sprain (in a cast for six weeks) and two others lower level ones back in the day, and immobilization was pretty much it.

What can they do other than that?

I had a really bad sprain in college... Like "when the swelling goes down, we'll look at it again to see if it might need surgery."

I thought it was broken when it happened. 

Was on crutches for four days. Daily treatment made it a lot better. I couldn't have played football in a week, but I also couldn't walk on it immediately when it happened and had to get carried to a car to the hospital. 

Sounds like QEs injury wasn't closer to what you and I are talking about, as he stayed in the game. 

He should be fine.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12539]

6 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Wtf

What? You know it's true, and this is his thread. Where else am I going to get that thought out of my head?

[The_Great_Hornsby 3286]

What are the 9.99 people saying?

[DixonHur 11395]

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

What are the 9.99 people saying?

Hopefully nothing.  Make aggy prepare for both Quinn and Arch.

[JFKFC 4893]

2 hours ago, 3adays said:

I’m hearing from a pretty good source that Arch will start Saturday. 

I'm waiting for someone with a good source to post.

[dcar00 14382]

11 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

What are the 9.99 people saying?

fuck you pay me?

[Js1 85635]

2 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I'm waiting for someone with a good source to post.

CrapsMILF

[immamac 43256]

Don't worry about it. It don't make a shit. 

[Ghost of Shag 2619]

21 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I had a really bad sprain in college... Like "when the swelling goes down, we'll look at it again to see if it might need surgery."

I thought it was broken when it happened. 

Was on crutches for four days. Daily treatment made it a lot better. I couldn't have played football in a week, but I also couldn't walk on it immediately when it happened and had to get carried to a car to the hospital. 

Sounds like QEs injury wasn't closer to what you and I are talking about, as he stayed in the game. 

He should be fine.

Solid medical analysis here.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3286]

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Don't worry about it. It don't make a shit. 

Well, if we send out a hobbled Ewers vs a healthy Manning, it could make a difference. If Ewers is healthy, we beat them easily. If Manning is healthy we beat them easily. If Ewers is injured and tries to play, we may lose. 

[WinningIsHard 4122]

3 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Well, if we send out a hobbled Ewers vs a healthy Manning, it could make a difference. If Ewers is healthy, we beat them easily. If Manning is healthy we beat them easily. If Ewers is injured and tries to play, we may lose. 

 

Ye of little faith. What defense have they played even remotely like ours? Hell our defense may score a few times for us. Quinn, arch, Trey Owens…it don’t make a shit. 

[F250 28829]

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

I keep hearing about these “daily treatments…”

How do you treat a sprained ankle daily?

I had one severe sprain (in a cast for six weeks) and two others lower level ones back in the day, and immobilization was pretty much it.

What can they do other than that?

I'm guessing they are probably just icing his ankle. Not much else to do except injecting his ankle with baby foreskins.

[SubliminalHorn 6813]

6 minutes ago, F250 said:

I'm guessing they are probably just icing his ankle. Not much else to do except injecting his ankle with baby foreskins.

No way that’s all they’re doing. They’re doing ultrasound, e stim, dry needling, taping, exercises, etc. with the money they spend on sports medicine it would be malpractice to just be icing right now 

[Dark Horse 2297]

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

I keep hearing about these “daily treatments…”

How do you treat a sprained ankle daily?

I had one severe sprain (in a cast for six weeks) and two others lower level ones back in the day, and immobilization was pretty much it.

What can they do other than that?

[Mo Horn 8865]

2 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

I keep hearing about these “daily treatments…”

How do you treat a sprained ankle daily?

I had one severe sprain (in a cast for six weeks) and two others lower level ones back in the day, and immobilization was pretty much it.

What can they do other than that?

[UTexasFight 9556]

2 hours ago, 3adays said:

I’m hearing from a pretty good source that Arch will start Saturday. 

Because that ended well the last time our freshman backup with Super Bowl winning bloodlines was announced as a last minute starter in Kyle Field 

[UTexasFight 9556]

3adays “news” is real when the line moves closer to -3 instead of the -5.5 it’s currently at…or maybe closer to -7.

I can’t tell anymore 

[The_Great_Hornsby 3286]

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Because that ended well the last time our freshman backup with Super Bowl winning bloodlines was announced as a last minute starter in Kyle Field 

Bonfire was cancelled so that should be helpful. 

[Biff Tannen 45751]

56 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Solid medical analysis here.

That’s what I come to the Surl for. 

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1505]

Because that ended well the last time our freshman backup with Super Bowl winning bloodlines was announced as a last minute starter in Kyle Field 

At least it wouldn’t be because Dinesh Patel poisoned us

[Slacks 6887]

1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Solid medical analysis here.

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[Pimphand 5945]

41 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

At least it wouldn’t be because Dinesh Patel poisoned us

Hullalaboo Dinesh Dinesh
Hullalaboo Dinesh DineshHello, is this the room of Ap-ple-white?
Please do not think that you will sleep to-night
I got your number off the In-ter-net
I have a feeling your stomach is up-setSo good luck to back up QB Chris Simms
How do want your cereal in the morn? (with no milk!)
And goodnight to all you Texas Longhorns
We're gonna call you all till--Ring-a-ring-a-ring
Ring-a-ring-a-room
Tough Luck, This Sucks, Smoke a Bowl with Toombs!Hullalaboo Dinesh Dinesh
Hullalaboo Dinesh DineshHello, is this the room of Coach Mack Brown?
I bet you're dreaming about Ran-dy-Mc-Cown
I hope you enjoyed your stay at Ramada Inn
And here's hoping that you come a-gainThe Eyes of Texas must not get their rest
so that the Horns will not play well (play like Hell!)
So, goodnight to all you Texas Longhorns
We're gonna call you all till--Ring-a-ring-a-ring
Ring-a-ring-again
Rough Stuff, Real Tough, We're Ramada Inn!Call all the Longhorns
Call all the Longhorns
Call all the Longhorns
YAWN! Ay!The Longhorns are not sleeping
The Longhorns are not sleeping
The Longhorns are not sleeping
YAWN! Ayyyyyy!------------------
Hook'em!

 

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1505]

Rough Stuff, E Coli Tough

[someguy 1510]

4 hours ago, 3adays said:

I’m hearing from a pretty good source that Arch will start Saturday. 

[TheBryMan81 2516]

3 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

I keep hearing about these “daily treatments…”

How do you treat a sprained ankle daily?

I had one severe sprain (in a cast for six weeks) and two others lower level ones back in the day, and immobilization was pretty much it.

What can they do other than that?

There's plenty of stuff you can do. Gentle passive remobilization. Heat massage. Ice compression massage (they sell these compression packs that you can freeze, wrap around a joint, and hook it up to pneumatic pump to provide a on/off compression massage). TENS unit. Acupuncture/dry needling. Topical antiinflammatories.

[C-Man 27286]

Because that ended well the last time our freshman backup with Super Bowl winning bloodlines was announced as a last minute starter in Kyle Field 

At least this wouldn’t be Arch’s first start