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Look at this special ed shit here

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

I must be talking to a 14-year special ed kid. I am done. Blocked you are.

 

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Jennings just lead SMU back to potentially tie the game. They were down 24-7 and 31-14 in the 2nd half. When was the last time Ewers beat a ranked team after trailing by 17 points in the 2nd half of a game?

 

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24 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I thought he had a strong arm, but then he floats passes that need a little zip and chronically under throws deep balls.

His habitual mechanics suck. When he throws with good form, he can put zip on it. When he's flustered, he discombobulates and it all goes to chit. If he's playing hurt, that can also cause poor mechanics and less than perfect throws as well.

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4 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Please tell me how guys that physically couldn’t throw a football 35 yards and had sunken chests you could eat a bowl of cereal out of are better quarterbacks than QE. 

Because they didn’t play the game that way. 
Sir Roger wasn’t even good. Hell everyone runs a 4 minute mile these days.

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Funk Doctor Spock

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Quinn isn't a pussy, he's just fucking limited because he's fragile as fuck. He trotted out there injured (shocker, I know) and either a) ddi what he was told, or)B made his own decisions and it fucked us. 

We'll never know because Sark doesn't throw players under the bus (which I'm personally happy about)

 

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6 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

I can harldy wait for this week's Gandalfish QBR/Is Quinn a pussy, kind of a pussy, or not a pussy update

Quinn definitely isn't a pussy. He's playing at like 75% right now like the broadcasters said before the game.

But, if you can't ever stay healthy that's a clear limitation. 

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Vic Mackey

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Watching this SMU/Clemson game, if we had either Jennings or Klubnik, we win today easy. We currently have a QB where any type of rush, causes him to turtle up and get sacked. 

No idea how people keep wanting to die on the Quinn Ewers hill and bury their head in the sand that he is absolutely holding back this offense. Both of those QBs aren't playing with the offensive talent Quinn has.

 

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5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Watching this SMU/Clemson game, if we had either Jennings or Klubnik, we win today easy. We currently have a QB where any type of rush, causes him to turtle up and get sacked. 

No idea how people keep wanting to die on the Quinn Ewers hill and bury their head in the sand that he is absolutely holding back this offense. Both of those QBs aren't playing with the offensive talent Quinn has.

 

They sure as FUCK aren't playing with the same quality of defense.

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4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Watching this SMU/Clemson game, if we had either Jennings or Klubnik, we win today easy. We currently have a QB where any type of rush, causes him to turtle up and get sacked. 

No idea how people keep wanting to die on the Quinn Ewers hill and bury their head in the sand that he is absolutely holding back this offense. Both of those QBs aren't playing with the offensive talent Quinn has.

 

It is what it is at this point. I assume every playoff team will have enough athletes to run down a tunnel screen. Hard seeing us go 4-0 in our current state. You never know though, college football can be crazy. Our defense gives us a shot. 

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1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

They sure as FUCK aren't playing with the same quality of defense.

Yep, that too. If we had last year's defense, we aren't even sniffing the playoff this year and both Georgia games are 30pt blowouts. We also lose to aggy this year with last year's defense.

Would be a shame to waste this defense. Especially in today's football where great defenses just aren't as common.

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9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Watching this SMU/Clemson game, if we had either Jennings or Klubnik, we win today easy. We currently have a QB where any type of rush, causes him to turtle up and get sacked. 

No idea how people keep wanting to die on the Quinn Ewers hill and bury their head in the sand that he is absolutely holding back this offense. Both of those QBs aren't playing with the offensive talent Quinn has.

 

We realized a long time ago there's nothing we can do about it but complain on a message board.

Quinn is the guy.

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I think it’s pretty evident that the Georgia Dline has our number in the trenches. They gotta figure that shit out because there was too many battles being lost for the supposed top 3 oline in the country. Wisner also isn’t the best back against this Georgia team. Auburn has to go. Period. But with all those negatives, there were throws in a game that Ewers needed to make in order to overcome the failures of the others. I’m talking about 3-5 throws. That is the difference in these close games.  If you’re not going to do it with your legs then you damn sure better be poised in the pocket and execute. The latter is significantly harder than the former. Ewers simply misses that consistently in his game. I got to agree with Brian Robison said on the OTF post game. It’s not necessarily what Ewers can do but what he does in the biggest moments. Turnovers suck no matter what but his are almost always in the most critical situations and doing it in a way that a 3rd year starter shouldn’t be doing. 

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Coming into tonight, Helm, Golden, Bolden, Wingo, Moore, and Bond had exactly three total games where they caught 100+ yards. Bond and Wingo both had over 100 yards against UTSA and Arch was the primary QB for that game, and Moore had over 100 against MSU when Arch was again the QB.

This is just fucking amazing.

I still believe had Texas just run ZR with Arch the entire 1st OT, we would have scored a TD.

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6 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Texas lost this game for several reasons but QE was way down the list if on it at all. I would go kicker twice before QE at minimum. Having said that, I haven't been here to see any other reactions. Just a statement.

Why the fuck was Texas settling for FGs, because our QB loses his shit way too often? 

We had 1st and 10 at the 39 after a huge punt return and 15 yard penalty, and after one 1st down, Quinn shit all over himself including taking a sack on 3rd down, making us settle for a 51 yard FG which we know is outside the range of our kicker.

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9 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Texas lost this game for several reasons but QE was way down the list if on it at all. I would go kicker twice before QE at minimum. Having said that, I haven't been here to see any other reactions. Just a statement.

Auburn is definitely at the top of the list 

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Just now, HtownHorn said:

Why the fuck was Texas settling for FGs, because our QB loses his shit way too often? 

We had 1st and 10 at the 39 after a huge punt return and 15 yard penalty, and after one 1st down, Quinn shit all over himself including taking a sack on 3rd down, making us settle for a 51 yard FG which we know is outside the range of our kicker.

Like I said QEDS might be an issue with some but by all means, continue the narrative if you wish.

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2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Coming into tonight, Helm, Golden, Bolden, Wingo, Moore, and Bond had exactly three total games where they caught 100+ yards. Bond and Wingo both had over 100 yards against UTSA and Arch was the primary QB for that game, and Moore had over 100 against MSU when Arch was again the QB.

This is just fucking amazing.

I still believe had Texas just run ZR with Arch the entire 1st OT, we would have scored a

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Why the fuck was Texas settling for FGs, because our QB loses his shit way too often? 

We had 1st and 10 at the 39 after a huge punt return and 15 yard penalty, and after one 1st down, Quinn shit all over himself including taking a sack on 3rd down, making us settle for a 51 yard FG which we know is outside the range of our kicker.

 

Quinn is mid.  His football IQ is avg and he doesn't have it to carry the team when needed.  I appreciate all he has done but he has reached his limit.

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Quinn just isn’t a fast processor. Remember Scipio writing about Jalen Hurts at OU? How Riley had to call plays that let him work off his first read, because he couldn’t process a second read? That’s Quinn. He can be effective off the script (practiced) and RPOs. After that’s done, his effectiveness drops. 
 
Intelligence has a lot of facets. Vince wasn’t the most fluid thinker, but he was a very fast processor. Quinn just isn’t. 
 
With the right matchups, we can win some games. The defense is terrific and there aren’t any dominant teams. We’ll go as far as Quinn and the defense can take us. 

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2 minutes ago, statsman said:

Quinn just isn’t a fast processor. Remember Scipio writing about Jalen Hurts at OU? How Riley had to call plays that let him work off his first read, because he couldn’t process a second read? That’s Quinn. He can be effective off the script (practiced) and RPOs. After that’s done, his effectiveness drops. 
 
Intelligence has a lot of facets. Vince wasn’t the most fluid thinker, but he was a very fast processor. Quinn just isn’t. 
 
With the right matchups, we can win some games. The defense is terrific and there aren’t any dominant teams. We’ll go as far as Quinn and the defense can take us. 

Imagine if Jalen Hurts wasn’t an athlete and had less of an arm. That’s Quinn

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2 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

He certainly didn't win the game when we needed him during crunch time.  He's more likely to throw a pick or fumble than getting the TD

I'm sure the lack of running game had little to do with that, or being way behind the chains in certain situations. You hate QE, its ok to admit that even though it doesn't benefit you, him, or the university.

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7 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Are you implying we lost today because of QE?

The dude is turning the ball over multiple times a game. Whether the offensive line dominates. Whether Burt hits his kicks. Whether Wisner goes for over a hundred. Whether Trevor Goosby stonewalls NFL edge prospects. Rain or shine, the guy is going to turn the ball over in the most whimsical ways. Now I’ve accepted our fate, I know a QB change isn’t on the horizon. I will not be gaslit though. 

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4 hours ago, Thatguy said:

The problem is we can't run the football. Their backup quarterback did nothing but throw the ball two yards. They run it on us when they had to. Again.

Dude. 

He, the quarterback ran the ball, and was a threat to run the ball. That opened up many things. 

In fact the predictable going empty with a freshman QB, we mug guys or bring extras and they run QB draw right up the vacated middle cost us numerous times with this guy. 

Another handful of their huge conversions and gainers were him getting outside the pocket on PA waggles and hitting TEs when we committed to attacking him. 

Literally what we've been saying all year. Bringing in a mobile quarterback drastically changes your offense's ability to do other complimentary things, running the ball included. 

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