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5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I think he felt backside pressure that wasn’t there and had a brain fart. If we’re talking about the roll out to the right turned self sack.

Sark ripped into Quinn after that slide. He was pissed. 

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14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm referring to starters for Texas, not other QBs.

Including the Mackovic era I can think of plenty of QBs who were more limited, I can only think of two who were as frustrating, and neither got this far towards conference and title contention. I don’t want to mention their names here, because it would just make a bad thread worse and I’m not comparing Ewers to either of them. 

9 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

Can you imagine this thread if Ewers threw 11 interceptions in 5 games like Beck did?

Ewers has played way, way better than Carson Beck this season.

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13 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

I work with an UGA and he’d wear Beck was the second coming of Vince Young lol. That’s my only exposure to their fan base though 

I think that was the thinking last year, but they soured on him this year.  My buddy specifically blames NIL and Beck's "TikTok girlfriend".

I'm not saying it's rational.

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I think that was the thinking last year, but they soured on him this year.  My buddy specifically blames NIL and Beck's "TikTok girlfriend".

I'm not saying it's rational.

Thanks. I had to google Carson beck gf. 
 

Was not disappointed 

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One of you assholes sat behind me today. Every throw he would yell nooooo. Some old fuck with no clue. My favorite was when QE threw a TD to Helm. He was screaming they should have run as they scored a TD. Whoever that was, I made your dumbass give me a high five and you should just not go to another game. Just hot shitty take after shitty take all night. We have truly terrible clueless fans.

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One of you assholes sat behind me today. Every throw he would yell nooooo. Some old fuck with no clue. My favorite was when QE threw a TD to Helm. He was screaming they should have run as they scored a TD. Whoever that was, I made your dumbass give me a high five and you should just not go to another game. Just hot shitty take after shitty take all night. We have truly terrible clueless fans.

Back when I had season tix, I sat in front of an elderly Asian man.  EVERY play on defense he would shout "go for the interception!!!".  It was hilarious, but it got old.

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Back when I had season tix, I sat in front of an elderly Asian man.  EVERY play on defense he would shout "go for the interception!!!".  It was hilarious, but it got old.

Not you...just the old fuck that pissed me off today.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I operate at an extremely high level in my field

I’m going to use this in day to day conversation. 
 

Anyway, I am a Quinn defender. Today he was a solid B+ in an elimination game.  You take that every time. Let’s build on it. 

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1 minute ago, raw dog said:

I’m going to use this in day to day conversation. 

Hey, I'm good at two things in my pathetic life:  (1) pissing off my wife and (2) inventing shit that uses steel, copper and magnets.

Let me have my tiny bit of glory.

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So a typical Quinn game, made a few decent throws, made some stupid decisions, put too much air on balls that turned TDs into long contested catches, disappeared in the 2nd half.
Yep. You can get away with that against Clemson and probably Arizona State. But against Georgia, Ohio State or Oregon? Absolutely not. You'll need a complete game to beat any of them. Something he didn't do against both Georgia games.

It's never a good thing if you praise your QB for not being a disaster.
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2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Glad this was caught. Still needed to be a little further in front of the wr if we are picking nits. I’ll take the big completion.

It's sad that this is what fans get excited about with the QB. He made a shitty throw that stopped a long TD reception, but hey the WR was wide fucking open and was able to hold onto the ball while getting blown up by the safety. Good boy Quinn, have a cookie.

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1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Yep. You can get away with that against Clemson and probably Arizona State. But against Georgia, Ohio State or Oregon? Absolutely not. You'll need a complete game to beat any of them. Something he didn't do against both Georgia games.

It's never a good thing if you praise your QB for not being a disaster.

I don't think Oregon can stop our running game like Georiga can, but that Oregon-Ohio State game is going to be a freaking war. I think ND takes out Georgia, I just don't see their offense doing anthing against that defense.

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Dumb sack when he had all day to throw away and the pass behind Golden. That’s about it that I have to complain about. Solid game. We run like that we are going to be dangerous. I’ll say the Arch package felt forced today.

Same. Normally, I’ve been wanting to see more Arch, in the normal offense. Today, it seemed like it was kinda pointless and just to shut people up.
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9 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

So a typical Quinn game, made a few decent throws, made some stupid decisions, put too much air on balls that turned TDs into long contested catches, disappeared in the 2nd half.

My boy had a great game. Plus he is making money off the following partnerships. Hope this helps!  

  • Rhoback: Ewers is the official apparel sponsor for Rhoback, and he receives a percentage of every item sold. 
  • Nicholas Air: Ewers has an NIL deal with the private jet company, which includes access to their fleet and working on marketing initiatives. 
  • Athletic Brewing: Ewers has an NIL deal with the non-alcoholic beer company. 
  • EA Sports College Football 25: Ewers is on the cover of the video game, which is valued at over $200,000. 
  • Dr Pepper and Hulu: Ewers has national TV spots for both brands. 
  • C4 Energy: Ewers has an endorsement deal with C4 Energy. 
  • Gold's Gym: Ewers has an endorsement deal with Gold's Gym. 
  • Panini America: Ewers has an exclusive agreement with Panini America. 
  • Metabillia: Ewers partnered with Metabillia to create digital collectibles for fans. 
  • Vapor Apparel: Ewers has a custom merchandise line produced by Vapor Apparel. 
     
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8 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Just saw this pic of Quinn’s tie clip. Good to see he’s supporting our next Commander and Chief. No matter our affiliations I think it’s important to support our President

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1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Take it to the fucking Cloak Room. 

(You too, Quinn)

Seriously. Stfu about politics here. 

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Yep. You can get away with that against Clemson and probably Arizona State. But against Georgia, Ohio State or Oregon? Absolutely not. You'll need a complete game to beat any of them. Something he didn't do against both Georgia games.

It's never a good thing if you praise your QB for not being a disaster.

Yeah…especially when his play deserved a lot better rating than that.
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29 minutes ago, raw dog said:

I’m going to use this in day to day conversation. 
 

Anyway, I am a Quinn defender. Today he was a solid B+ in an elimination game.  You take that every time. Let’s build on it. 

I think Ewers has been extremely disappointing this season but I’d give him an A for first half and B for second half.

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20 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

So a typical Quinn game, made a few decent throws, made some stupid decisions, put too much air on balls that turned TDs into long contested catches, disappeared in the 2nd half.

I just want to know for shits and giggles which decisions you thought were dumb? Seriously

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Legitimate question, is that Quinns fault? I have mentioned the long developing play calls as problems for a while now. I take it you agree with that assessment?

It's not Quinn's fault. Sark can't stop calling that shit, even though it rarely works these days. And Quinn got hit hard later in the game on another similar sluggish play call. 

 

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3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

(You too, Quinn)

Does he not have a right to exercise his right in public? He didn't post the picture in here, someone else did and then someone else commented in it. If someone doesn't like it, they can ignore it. not post it and not comment on it.

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23 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

So a typical Quinn game, made a few decent throws, made some stupid decisions, put too much air on balls that turned TDs into long contested catches, disappeared in the 2nd half.

Found the cocksucker that sat behind me. Get fucked.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Back when I had season tix, I sat in front of an elderly Asian man.  EVERY play on defense he would shout "go for the interception!!!".  It was hilarious, but it got old.

GET HIM GET HIM

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57 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Just saw this pic of Quinn’s tie clip. Good to see he’s supporting our next Commander and Chief. No matter our affiliations I think it’s important to support our President

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Clempus 

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59 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Just saw this pic of Quinn’s tie clip. Good to see he’s supporting our next Commander and Chief. No matter our affiliations I think it’s important to support our President

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You in no way have to unconditionally respect your president. Regardless of party.

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1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

It's sad that this is what fans get excited about with the QB. He made a shitty throw that stopped a long TD reception, but hey the WR was wide fucking open and was able to hold onto the ball while getting blown up by the safety. Good boy Quinn, have a cookie.

Quinn also audibled and called the running plays on both of our rushing touchdowns. That must really piss you off.  

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19 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Quinn also audibled and called the running plays on both of our rushing touchdowns. That must really piss you off.  

Ok, a 3rd year QB did his job. Wow, you really got me there.

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1 hour ago, HOOKEM4 said:

One of you assholes sat behind me today. Every throw he would yell nooooo. Some old fuck with no clue. My favorite was when QE threw a TD to Helm. He was screaming they should have run as they scored a TD. Whoever that was, I made your dumbass give me a high five and you should just not go to another game. Just hot shitty take after shitty take all night. We have truly terrible clueless fans.

@BurntOrange&White was sitting behind you?

or was it @HtownHorn 

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