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Quinn is like 6' 195 lbs. He's no Kyler Murray cant escape the pocket. He's a statue, and the film will show that. He self-sacks himswlf quite a bit. I will be surprised if he goes before the fif. 

Jackson Dart throws a nice ball. Too bad it's to the other feam. 

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5 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Quinn is like 6' 195 lbs. He's no Kyler Murray cant escape the pocket. He's a statue, and the film will show that. He self-sacks himswlf quite a bit. I will be surprised if he goes before the fif. 

Jackson Dart throws a nice ball. Too bad it's to the other feam. 

Quinn is around 6'2" or slightly taller.  

Posted
48 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

serious question - did the combine measure that?

My answer is from my personal experience with him over the last three summers and I am pretty sure he is 6'2". 

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22 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

this is the worst thread on this site. Which puts it in the running for the worst thread on the internet 

Trans kids and Quinn Ewers love Trump and Hunter Biden in Ukraine while playing sports and using the restroom and petting small dogs while eating landry’s seafood and listening to the Eagles and admiring aggy traditions while personally attacking Derka and will be drafted in the first round or maybe have to sell insurance. Yea thread!

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8 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Trans kids and Quinn Ewers love Trump and Hunter Biden in Ukraine while playing sports and using the restroom and petting small dogs while eating landry’s seafood and listening to the Eagles and admiring aggy traditions while personally attacking Derka and will be drafted in the first round or maybe have to sell insurance. Yea thread!

/ No CR

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Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:


It surprised me. To be honest, I’m a little surprised he weighed 215.

it’s all balls and cock 

supposedly 

bo&w said so 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:


It surprised me. To be honest, I’m a little surprised he weighed 215.

Combine. Lots of people add or lose the weight for this week (except T Sweat) and then go straight back. Its kind of like taking a bride's weight on her Wedding day and then checking back in 5 years. 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Quinn is like 6' 195 lbs. He's no Kyler Murray cant escape the pocket. He's a statue, and the film will show that. He self-sacks himswlf quite a bit. I will be surprised if he goes before the fif. 

Jackson Dart throws a nice ball. Too bad it's to the other feam. 

What’s crazy is the NFL says it wants mistake free football but Jamis is setting interception records lol

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On 3/3/2025 at 9:38 AM, Vertigo said:

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On 3/3/2025 at 9:52 AM, BurntEyes said:

Jeez fellas easy Google search.

Yahoo Sports Quinn Recap March 1st

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He totally borrowed Kyler Murray’s traction machine. 

Quinn looked like a Keebler Elf next to Maalik Murphy & Arch in that homoerotic shirtless photo in the weight room 2 years ago when they were flexing.

#NoCookies 

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On 3/1/2025 at 3:49 PM, Gucci_Suit said:

Well. He looks good out there. His footwork is so curious sometimes but he gets the ball to the right place at the right time (when there is no defense of course). 

 

On 3/1/2025 at 4:26 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

Ofc he looks good vs air and no rush. 

 

On 3/1/2025 at 5:03 PM, Derka said:

it never ceases to amaze me how a contained workout in shorts and a t shirt means more to nfl franchises than a player’s career body of work, for better or worse. quinn ewers is that asshole serial philanderer who every hot chick thinks she can “fix”. no matter how many times he’s shown you who he is, you just can’t get over what you imagine he could be.

 

On 3/1/2025 at 6:16 PM, futureman said:

he’s always looked like a 1.000 prospect without a defense.  unfortunately, NFL defenses will be an impediment to his future success. 

 

On 3/1/2025 at 8:48 PM, CastHorn said:

Based on what? Last time I checked a majority of our Big12 conference mates were getting way more guys drafted than Texas. Unless you’re referencing our recruiting rankings full of guys we never developed and were never heard of again. 

 

On 3/1/2025 at 10:50 PM, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Ewers was not the best option and he didnt allow our team to reach their potential. We left a national championship on the table by playing him. You will see that this year when we it all with Manning. 

Haha. Look at all these Cunts mad cuz Quinn looked good at the combine.

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Posted
6 hours ago, Napoleon said:

 

He totally borrowed Kyler Murray’s traction machine. 

Quinn looked like a Keebler Elf next to Maalik Murphy & Arch in that homoerotic shirtless photo in the weight room 2 years ago when they were flexing.

#NoCookies 

Not sure if joking, but Quinn measured 6-2 1/8" and he looks it. Arch and Maalik are huge.

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Posted
40 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Not sure if joking, but Quinn measured 6-2 1/8" and he looks it. Arch and Maalik are huge.

Arch is listed at 6' 4" and Maalik is listed at 6' 5".  So, taller than Quinn, but that doesn't make Quinn a midget.  (Disclaimer:  obviously, Arch & Maalik's measurements are to be taken with a grain of salt, because college.)

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Quinn has always looked good against air. Duh.

That makes it pretty simple - you need a really good line, keep the pocket clean, and he'll carve up the defense. Let him get beat up, and you're fucked. You want or need a mobile QB, he ain't it. 

What NFL teams fit the bill? 

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6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Arch is listed at 6' 4" and Maalik is listed at 6' 5".  So, taller than Quinn, but that doesn't make Quinn a midget.  (Disclaimer:  obviously, Arch & Maalik's measurements are to be taken with a grain of salt, because college.)

There are noticeably taller with bigger physiques, so Quinn always looked small in comparison. Quinn is a touch under-sized to the proto-type, but taking pictures next to Arch and Maalik made him look like a little boy. More perception, than reality. 

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53 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

There are noticeably taller with bigger physiques, so Quinn always looked small in comparison. Quinn is a touch under-sized to the proto-type, but taking pictures next to Arch and Maalik made him look like a little boy. More perception, than reality. 

I bet his combine weight is the heaviest he has been since his RS freshmen season. 

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Arch is listed at 6' 4" and Maalik is listed at 6' 5".  So, taller than Quinn, but that doesn't make Quinn a midget.  (Disclaimer:  obviously, Arch & Maalik's measurements are to be taken with a grain of salt, because college.)

Arch is a legit 6'4. No need for guilding the lilly on his measurables. 

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11 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Most hated Texas QB for absolutely no reason...

Who’s talking about Chris Simms in this thread?

We’re talking about Quinn Ewers in this thread. Take that Simms talk elsewhere!

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5 hours ago, Thatguy said:

 

 

 

 

 

Haha. Look at all these Cunts mad cuz Quinn looked good at the combine.

Bruh, I’ve been team QE since the jump. Dude played his ass off for my alma mater and brought us back from irrelevance. Handled himself with class. Left the place better than he found it. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Codaxx said:

There are noticeably taller with bigger physiques, so Quinn always looked small in comparison. Quinn is a touch under-sized to the proto-type, but taking pictures next to Arch and Maalik made him look like a little boy. More perception, than reality. 

Do they measure neck thickness at the combine? 

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23 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Bruh, I’ve been team QE since the jump. Dude played his ass off for my alma mater and brought us back from irrelevance. Handled himself with class. Left the place better than he found it. 

I got a little quote happy. My bad!

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Posted
10 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Bruh, I’ve been team QE since the jump. Dude played his ass off for my alma mater and brought us back from irrelevance. Handled himself with class. Left the place better than he found it. 

Lol, yup it was all him. Forget Worthy, Mitchell, the entire defense, the change of AD and culture with Sarkisian.

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58 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Lol, yup it was all him. Forget Worthy, Mitchell, the entire defense, the change of AD and culture with Sarkisian.

Lol, yup it was all that you mentioned. You’re correct. And Quinn as QB. 

But whatever. 

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3 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Lol, yup it was all that you mentioned. You’re correct. And Quinn as QB. 

But whatever. 

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No dude it has to be one or the other. Keep up. 

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12 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I bet his combine weight is the heaviest he has been since his RS freshmen season. 

freshman

 

12 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Arch is a legit 6'4. No need for guilding the lilly on his measurables. 

gilding

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22 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Where you been? Haven’t posted in this thread since the end of the season, now that Quinn has some positive press, you’re back like a herpes breakout?

I said this would happen at the end of the season. No reason to hang around slap fighting with you assholes when no games are being played and nothing is happening.

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1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

I said this would happen at the end of the season. No reason to hang around slap fighting with you assholes when no games are being played and nothing is happening.

Jake Gyllenhaal List GIF

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I said this would happen at the end of the season. No reason to hang around slap fighting with you assholes when no games are being played and nothing is happening.

What kind of poster are you then? That’s Tom Herman yellow piss chart stuff right there.
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Posted (edited)
35 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Which is absolutely wild. That dude fucking aucks, but no one wanr to send him packing. 

Jamies has better arm than ewers. He just is bad decision maker and turns the ball over. Certain traits make you last longer in the league. He’s thrown for 24k+ yards and 150+ touchdowns. 

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Posted
22 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Arch is a legit 6'4. No need for guilding the lilly on his measurables. 

 

10 hours ago, futureman said:

gilding

Lily.

 

But fuck that, you need to embrace the new Surly Motto:

Guilding the Lilly Since Before Sark

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10 hours ago, futureman said:

freshman

 

gilding

37 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

 

Lily.

 

But fuck that, you need to embrace the new Surly Motto:

Guilding the Lilly Since Before Sark

 

I hate all of you. 

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