QB1 Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet

[52-80 19,066]

3 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Colt was literally the most accurate passer in football history when he played. His 2008 completion percentage was 76.7%. That is fucking nuts. He connected on more than 3/4 of his pass attempts. And his passes were on the numbers in stride, that dude could fucking sling it.

I guess my point is that comparing Quinn Ewers to Colt is as silly as comparing Sam Ehlinger to Vince Young. Colt wasn't just good, he was one of the single best players in college football history. That he didn't win a heisman is a fucking travesty. It's not like Colt was merely good. Colt McCoy was all-time great.

[LTtxfan 48,928]

14 hours ago, MrBig said:

 

 

[LTtxfan 48,928]

Have a great game this Saturday Quinn  🤘

 

[Jkwellborn 6,649]

Isn’t he like a 66% or so career passer?

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[hobbes2702 12,771]

If this is who Quinn is going to be from now on, especially in crunch time, then we are contenders. 

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[chainsaw 9,831]

[Ghost of Shag 2,576]

I’ve never been so happy to be wrong.

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

The Man !

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

What a performance.  I'm so happy today. QE3 I can't say enough. The composure the preparation the guts. Thank God for QE3 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

2 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I’ve never been so happy to be wrong.

here too. he grew up tonight. i didn't think he had the poise to play like he did tonight.  that was a really gutsy performance by him.

[TwiceHorn 31,184]

I had kind of wondered if maybe he just needed to hit a couple of those deep balls for things to finally fall into place.

[kevwun 15,595]

[Helobious 9,477]

That fat stupid cunt holly rowe tried to bait him into saying “Texas is back” in the past game interview. Ewers gave a smart answer instead though.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

I had kind of wondered if maybe he just needed to hit a couple of those deep balls for things to finally fall into place.

Seems like it. 

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

That fat stupid cunt holly rowe tried to bait him into saying “Texas is back” in the past game interview. Ewers gave a smart answer instead though.

Didn't @Beau Vinebang her?

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,667]

Ewers looked great.  

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[Fuck Tim Beck 3,806]

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

That fat stupid cunt holly rowe tried to bait him into saying “Texas is back” in the past game interview. Ewers gave a smart answer instead though.

Yep. Miss piggy needs to stfu 

[The Ace of Aces 5,106]

Hell of a game. Pretty much perfect minus some 3rd quarter noise. 

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Ewers let em hang.
Dayum.
What a game.
Cool and calm.
Ho lee shit

[hobbes2702 12,771]

9 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

here too. he grew up tonight. i didn't think he had the poise to play like he did tonight.  that was a really gutsy performance by him.

[Thatguy 8,478]

9 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

here too. he grew up tonight. i didn't think he had the poise to play like he did tonight.  that was a really gutsy performance by him.

He played like this the first time he played them. Moose out front...

[BigOrange1 6,416]

On 11/12/2022 at 9:44 PM, freyguy said:

he's just another Gilbert.  Overhyped & underperforming.

 

On 11/12/2022 at 9:45 PM, sidis said:

Joe Dirt fucking sucks at football. 

 

On 11/12/2022 at 9:46 PM, Chuckie Finster said:

Dude sucks

 

On 11/12/2022 at 9:47 PM, wild_turkey said:

Give me Card until I can get Manning.

 

On 11/12/2022 at 9:47 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

99% of college athletes go pro in something other than sports. Quinn Ewers is part of that 99%. 

 

On 11/12/2022 at 9:59 PM, GreenspointTexas said:

Hes easily the worst qb we have had in 20-25 years

 

On 11/12/2022 at 10:13 PM, Longhornstampede said:

Ohio State laughing at UT for stepping in front of the bullet that the failure that Ewers is

 

On 11/12/2022 at 10:14 PM, Sawbonz said:

He’s ass my dude

 

On 11/12/2022 at 10:20 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

He sucks

 

On 11/12/2022 at 10:24 PM, 6th Street said:

He's ass my dude. UDFA

 

On 11/12/2022 at 10:34 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m done with the Quinn experiment his regression has been something 

 

On 11/12/2022 at 10:37 PM, UTEX_ME said:

Quinn needs to portal 

 

On 11/12/2022 at 10:41 PM, 6th Street said:

Texas HS equivalent of Al Bundy

 

On 11/12/2022 at 10:53 PM, Monahorns said:

Ewers is Giblert 2.0

 

On 11/12/2022 at 10:56 PM, BigOrange1 said:

this thread is so fucking stupid.  will be fun to bump it next year.

yep, fun to bump just like i knew it would be.

[Thatguy 8,478]

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,391]

that throw on the sideline when they were backed up was fucking sick.

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[hobbes2702 12,771]

Just now, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

that throw on the sideline when they were backed up was fucking sick.

Best throw of the night 

[Brothahorn 10,085]

Just now, Thatguy said:

Save some for me.

 

I've been bitching about his ducks, but if he can put them in front of the receiver, I'll take it.

[Darth Tron 1,118]

On 9/4/2023 at 9:37 AM, Darth Tron said:

Quinn may get it turned around, he may not.  All I know is that the bill of goods we were sold stated that this was a can't miss, generational, potentially the greatest QB prospect of all time, perfect score recruit. 

Prospects like that don't struggle with basic mechanics in their second year starting under a "QB Whisperer".  They don't finish 59th in the country by QBR against fuckin Rice.  They sure as shit don't airmail routine deep balls with clockwork regularity going into their second season as starter.

Maybe he was damaged beyond repair by the lost HS senior season, lost freshman season at OSU, and the clap from some buckeye coed.  Because unless he's been purposely sandbagging and unleashes something we've never seen before for the rest of the season, we've seen what he can do.  The point is, we didn't get a generational recruit.  We got a maybe, POTENTIALLY good, standard issue QB who might someday grow into the offense.  And we need to come to terms with that.  I find that alcohol helps.

 

EDIT:  If this is the post that the universe chooses as the one to mock and Quinn turns into John Elway, you're welcome.

You guys are welcome

[TonyTexas 10,478]

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yep, fun to bump just like i knew it would be.

 

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

yep, fun to bump just like i knew it would be.

That was a lot of work for very little payoff 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,003]

I said a lot of shit on QE. He stepped up and I ate my words tonight. Fuck yes. Droppin some bombs in Tuscaloosa!

[SpiralOut 1,809]

He got the monkey off his back tonight.

I think he deserved the criticism, but he stepped his game up and had an All-World performance in the toughest of situations.  If he keeps this up and our receivers start catching everything, he's in the running for the Heisman.

[tbone_ 14,020]

I said a lot of shit on QE. He stepped up and I ate my words tonight. Fuck yes. Droppin some bombs in Tuscaloosa!

Same here. Great job Q.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

Great game Quinn. Even after all the drops from perfect throws. He kept battling. 

[Thatguy 8,478]

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

That was a lot of work for very little payoff 

Naw bro......being petty with people on here is fun and I am glad he bumped those posts. Good job @BigOrange1!!!

[chase25 2,048]

Hopefully this is the spark that lights the fire, a lot of pressure on the young man and given his reserved nature he seems to be very hard on himself. 

Tonight performance gives you confidence you can't fake. Little running game tonight, didn't flinch, made good decisions and took care of the ball.

[Sawbonz 27,375]

Crow tastes great. He was nails tonight. And already talking about the work left to do. He’s all growns up

[n64ra 1,075]

This is what happens when bama doesn't injury our QB!

[thepop 4,409]

he is him

[Firemans4Horn 17,792]

I’ve never been more happy to be wrong. Looked like a first round pick tonight. More of that please. You have the skill players, Sark will scheme them open, and you have god’s gift as a right arm… keep making plays. 

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1,564]

Sark called a hell of a game in regards to getting Quinn in a rhythm before taking shots.  The quick game outside, easy throws across the middle, and OL giving the kid time, and damn did he do it.  
 

Fuck of a night. 

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

Much respect young Ewers, you played absolutely lights out today. Hook ‘em.

[Rip76 4,909]

4 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

Sark called a hell of a game in regards to getting Quinn in a rhythm before taking shots.  The quick game outside, easy throws across the middle, and OL giving the kid time, and damn did he do it.  
 

Fuck of a night. 

Boy that play to the left worked all night.

[mdmost 42,775]

He was confident and finally had his moment. I can’t wait to watch where he goes from here

[Hookem2147 20,910]

If he gets some help from his receivers he might have had over 400 yards.

None of that performance was a fluke.

[BigOrange1 6,416]

22 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

That was a lot of work for very little payoff 

that took like 4 minutes

[Longhornstampede 3,173]

24 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Ditto.... dude balled out tonight and I've never been happier to be proven wrong.