QB1 Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet

[Codaxx 6243]

50 minutes ago, Starfleet Command said:

This is an NFL QB. Easily the best QB play we’ve since Colt at the least. 

Texas has never had a QB with the ability to throw the ball like Ewers. He isn’t even close to a finished product yet. 

[Sgt Hulk 14425]

New profile photo confirmed 

[Prime 390]

 

[Ravishing Rick 1236]

No words necessary

[Dignan 382]

1 minute ago, Ravishing Rick said:

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WHAT A GREAT PHOTO. Wait, is it that one poster's wife?! hhahahaha. "TAKE ME RIGHT NOW QUINNNNNN"

[futureman 22691]

 

[Wishbone 4956]

3 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

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Ok. Which one of you fuckers’ wife is that?

[Starfleet Command 441]

6 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Texas has never had a QB with the ability to throw the ball like Ewers. He isn’t even close to a finished product yet. 

Ridiculously talented. Whoever drafts him will be lucky. 

[Shaggyhorn 641]

Ewers can fuck my wife if he wants too. 

Hold on there, Jimbo. He isn’t transferring again.

[Dignan 382]

Too bad Quinn was a little rusty today in his return to football. 4 tds and all. Looking forward to seeing him after he gets a few more game reps. (heh)

[Wishbone 4956]

1 minute ago, Shaggyhorn said:

Hold on there, Jimbo. He isn’t transferring again.

She travels. With his money.

[futureman 22691]

1 minute ago, Dignan said:

Too bad Quinn was a little rusty today in his return to football. 4 tds and all. Looking forward to seeing him after he gets a few more game reps. (heh)

no, seriously.  he will get a lot better.  savor it. 

[Bigbend1812 13053]

[Hook1997 5509]

11 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

No words necessary

 

[conVINCEd 21477]

4 minutes ago, Dignan said:

Too bad Quinn was a little rusty today in his return to football. 4 tds and all. Looking forward to seeing him after he gets a few more game reps. (heh)

He was a little rusty.  That’s what Rusty Mullet looks like.  I am looking forward to the next 1.5 seasons after he shakes it off.

[Coach pop a bitch 5966]

 

[Js1 87174]

6 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

And he had that throw to Whitt that was a TD if caught before the INT

[yoladu 4190]

looking at the press conference on LHN...

Ewer's jersey looks so white. 

don't know if it ever saw any grass.

[Modessit 5666]

looking at the press conference on LHN...
Ewer's jersey looks so white. 
don't know if it ever saw any grass.

Only when he made the two runs and went down on his own.

[ALexusTexus7 114]

Ewers is out. Do you know where your wife is?

If I’m lucky, with Quinn. If they have a boy, we’ll name him Quinn. If they have a girl, we’ll name her Harley Quinn.


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[Hermanator 7654]

Ewers deserves a lot of the talk but when was the last time our offensive line owned any other p5 team like that?

[Bigbend1812 13053]

1 hour ago, Ravishing Rick said:

No words necessary

[runthebone 8372]

1 hour ago, Starfleet Command said:

Ridiculously talented. Whoever drafts him will be lucky. 

Well, they will have just had the worst record in the NFL.

[YGIFS 19458]

is that the little spinner actress chick from the cheerleader show?  

[Michael Knight 13217]

This Quinn guy seems pretty good

[LTtxfan 49985]

 

[Sandbagging Steve 982]

1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

Ok. Which one of you fuckers’ wife is that?

Isn't that Jimbo's new wife?

[WinningIsHard 4171]

Quinn walked into his first RRS and slept all they coaches 

[TexasMan 11440]

 

[Gene Parmesan 4064]

2 hours ago, Ravishing Rick said:

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What can Quinn spin better, the ball or dat ass?

[SHOOTER12 8886]

5 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

As a former quarterback this shit just amazes me.  The ball just flies effortlessly out of his hand.  There is a God given gift in players like Quinn.  As for the rest of us we practice for hours on end for years and it just doesn't happen.   Thank God for QE.

Edited October 8, 2022 by SHOOTER12

[SHOOTER12 8886]

5 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Jimbo?  That you?  Shouldn’t you be preparing for your own beat down instead of reading Texas message boards?

Nah if it was Jimbo, he'd say errbody can fuck my wife....

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

As a person with formerly tremendous hair, his ability to get women just amazes me. 

[staboner 5084]

40 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

As a former quarterback this shit just amazes me.  The ball just flies effortlessly out of his hand.  There is a God given gift in players like Quinn.  As for the rest of us we practice for hours on end for years and it just doesn't happen.   Thank God for QE.

duder looks like Aaron Rodgers to me with that side ways effortless throw. 

i hate going half aggy like this but we would certainly be undefeated if he isn't injured

[FloridaHorn 4886]

His style of play reminds me of Mahomes. I bet Kingsbury would win 6-7 games a year in the Big XII with this guy.

[89Horn 1736]

4 hours ago, Ravishing Rick said:

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Stunt on this hoe?

[The Ace of Aces 5377]

30 minutes ago, staboner said:

duder looks like Aaron Rodgers to me with that side ways effortless throw. 

i hate going half aggy like this but we would certainly be undefeated if he isn't injured

His arm angle seems more varied than Rodgers to me - he seems to tweak the angle to match the throw instead of the other way around. It’s unique. 

[Goredho 17649]

For someone who looks like an Amish redneck that woke up naked in bed with his cousin after a rumspringa bender, Ewers is pretty fucking good.

[Coach pop a bitch 5966]

 

[Deej 77804]

36 minutes ago, Goredho said:

For someone who looks like an Amish redneck that woke up naked in bed with his cousin after a rumspringa bender, Ewers is pretty fucking good.

 

[Nivek 17405]

4 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

You go Denzel and don't even bring up the Mighty Quinn?   

[Wulaw Horn 19579]

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

For someone who looks like an Amish redneck that woke up naked in bed with his cousin after a rumspringa bender, Ewers is pretty fucking good.

I can fap to that. 

[futureman 22691]

Duce will be a horn.

[ALexusTexus7 114]

No words necessary

Yeesh! If “I’m not too late to enter the 1st annual Ewers raw dog fest, am I?” were a picture.


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[TexasGolf 5456]

3 hours ago, Goredho said:

For someone who looks like an Amish redneck that woke up naked in bed with his cousin after a rumspringa bender, Ewers is pretty fucking good.

 

[Deej 77804]

3 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

I wish I could hook up like that after reaching out on Instagram. 

[Longboard Horn 41350]

[BigHornedLurker 2161]

Can someone post a gif of the crazy spin and pass move 

[Fastbreak 4044]

Ewers deserves a lot of the talk but when was the last time our offensive line owned any other p5 team like that?

Both lines were the best since 2005. The oline has immaculate vibes.

[Hermanator 7654]

5 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Both lines were the best since 2005. The oline has immaculate vibes.

Early on in the game when Banks just drive blocked that sooner through the whistle into the end zone and all the sooner fans were pissed I knew this line came to beat mofos down