QB1 Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet

[CashMcCoy 3,418]

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, that doesn't look terribly healthy.  A croissant, some home fries, and wtf is the other stuff, cheetos?  EDIT:  maybe just home fries not in the shadow?

I feel like that croissant has to be a breakfast sandwich somehow. Either that or it’s a buffet and that is his warmup plate. Fuck the offseason.

[Js1 87,333]

Damn fine Sunday offseason breakfast to me 

[jimmyjazz 47,373]

Look, I have to bitch about something.

[TrashMaster G 18,154]

On 1/12/2024 at 2:35 PM, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Well, I'm okay with the hate as well. Either way, but then again, a lot of people hate the Cowboys, so how did they become America's team?

They had some unique qualities that we might just see in UT as it rises from obscurity - starting with a couple of pretty cool QBs. Throw in a Heisman candidate RB (there'll be one), a great TE, a few beasts on the Defense - a team coming from one of the coolest cities in America, a mascot, colors, logos that just aren't the same old same old - and a team that retains some of the American flyover country aura... then comes the dynasty... and voila - America's Team II. There's probably a better name for it - that too is on the way. Put on your thinking caps.

Well, I'm okay with the hate as well. Either way, but then again, a lot of people hate the Cowboys, so how did they become America's team?

They had some unique qualities that we might just see in UT as it rises from obscurity - starting with a couple of pretty cool QBs. Throw in a Heisman candidate RB (there'll be one), a great TE, a few beasts on the Defense - a team coming from one of the coolest cities in America, a mascot, colors, logos that just aren't the same old same old - and a team that retains some of the American flyover country aura... then comes the dynasty... and voila - America's Team II. There's probably a better name for it - that too is on the way. Put on your thinking caps.

Well, I'm okay with the hate as well. Either way, but then again, a lot of people hate the Cowboys, so how did they become America's team?

They had some unique qualities that we might just see in UT as it rises from obscurity - starting with a couple of pretty cool QBs. Throw in a Heisman candidate RB (there'll be one), a great TE, a few beasts on the Defense - a team coming from one of the coolest cities in America, a mascot, colors, logos that just aren't the same old same old - and a team that retains some of the American flyover country aura... then comes the dynasty... and voila - America's Team II. There's probably a better name for it - that too is on the way. Put on your thinking caps.

An impressive triple-post within a single post.

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[Frank Drebin 5,840]

It’s not that hard to gain 20 pounds of muscle over the summer if you hit the gym real hard

[Codaxx 6,301]

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

It’s not that hard to gain 20 pounds of muscle over the summer if you hit the gym real hard

that and shit ton of steroids. Quin is 20 years old, 195 pounds, and has been lifting for at least 5 years. 20 pounds at this age would be a massive transformation. 

Edited January 16 by Codaxx

[The_Great_Hornsby 3,616]

Just now, Codaxx said:

that and shit ton of steroids. Quin is 20 years old and 195 pounds. 20 pounds at this age would be a massive transformation. 

What? Dude has 8 months to get ready for next season... If he hits the gym hard he could easily bulk up. 

 

[Codaxx 6,301]

6 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

What? Dude has 8 months to get ready for next season... If he hits the gym hard he could easily bulk up. 

 

He could bulk up, but that isnt the same as adding 20 pounds of muscle on a 195 pound frame. That is possible for a kid entering the program, where they are getting the proper nutrition and S&C program for the first time. That doesnt describe Quinn. 

[Nope 3,153]

Whether it’s 20 lbs, 10 lbs, 15, that part is trivial. The point is that he needs to add some armor this offseason.

[Bodacious Bevo 3,691]

On 1/14/2024 at 6:22 PM, CashMcCoy said:

The anti-Gideon

Look at how he's locked in for next year. Already carbo-loading for week 1.

[Herbie Hancock 7,512]

I’m always amazed at the aggressive ignorance that persists on this board. Not a single one of you has any idea how nutrition, exercise, or steroids work. Kotex and Hornsby, please STFU.

It’s not that hard to gain 20 pounds of muscle over the summer if you hit the gym real hard

It’s impossible to gain 20 pounds of muscle in a summer.

[pacman 7,522]

Frank Drebin's post is a direct quote of an old shaggybevo joke.  Calm down folks.

Edited January 16 by pacman

[Had Enough 2,126]

I’m confused. So you can’t gain 20 pounds of muscle in a summer. Even using steroids? What about in 8 months, with or without steroids?

[Gene Parmesan 4,103]

45 minutes ago, pacman said:

Frank Drebin's post is a direct quote of an old shaggybevo joke.  Calm down folks.

It’s from the movie The Program. 

[Frank Drebin 5,840]

3 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

I’m always amazed at the aggressive ignorance that persists on this board. Not a single one of you has any idea how nutrition, exercise, or steroids work. Kotex and Hornsby, please STFU.

It’s impossible to gain 20 pounds of muscle in a summer.

I've heard different.

[hobbes2702 13,520]

11 hours ago, Codaxx said:

that and shit ton of steroids. Quin is 20 years old, 195 pounds, and has been lifting for at least 5 years. 20 pounds at this age would be a massive transformation. 

Not really. It’s happened at this university not that long ago with an QB that had similar injury history.  And again, why are we pretending that 80%+ of college football players aren’t taking steroids?

Anyone who thinks Quinn was doing some real lifting before last offseason wasn’t paying attention. He was chubby with zero muscle mass

Edited January 17 by hobbes2702

[deft 7,086]

Just eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up!

[hobbes2702 13,520]

3 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

I’m always amazed at the aggressive ignorance that persists on this board. Not a single one of you has any idea how nutrition, exercise, or steroids work. Kotex and Hornsby, please STFU.

It’s impossible to gain 20 pounds of muscle in a summer.

Clearly you don’t know anyone who’s been on the gear if you think that’s impossible. It’s not the summer. It’s 8 months.

[Codaxx 6,301]

3 hours ago, Had Enough said:

I’m confused. So you can’t gain 20 pounds of muscle in a summer. Even using steroids? What about in 8 months, with or without steroids?

With juice it is certainly possible, without it good luck 

[Codaxx 6,301]

4 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

I’m always amazed at the aggressive ignorance that persists on this board. Not a single one of you has any idea how nutrition, exercise, or steroids work. Kotex and Hornsby, please STFU.

It’s impossible to gain 20 pounds of muscle in a summer.

Never had anyone agree with me and be such an aggressive asshole.. This is truly a surly poster 

Edited January 17 by Codaxx

[Herbie Hancock 7,512]

Clearly you don’t know anyone who’s been on the gear if you think that’s impossible. It’s not the summer. It’s 8 months.

Motherfucker I spend the majority of my free time around people that have injected more testosterone in a week than you will ever naturally possess in your life. I’ve forgotten more about A&P, diet, and anabolics than you will ever know. Adding 20 pounds of muscle, which is different than adding 20 pounds of body weight, ain’t fucking happening. Professional bodybuilders whose sole dedication is eat, sleep, and train don’t add 20 pounds of muscle in 3 years. And finally, the post I quoted said summer, but go ahead and fuck right off with your 8 months too because that ain’t happening either.

[Herbie Hancock 7,512]

With juice it is certainly possible, without it good luck 

No, it is not you stupid fuck.

[Atticus 4,234]

Roid rage over here

[hobbes2702 13,520]

3 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Motherfucker I spend the majority of my free time around people that have injected more testosterone in a week than you will ever naturally possess in your life. I’ve forgotten more about A&P, diet, and anabolics than you will ever know. Adding 20 pounds of muscle, which is different than adding 20 pounds of body weight, ain’t fucking happening. Professional bodybuilders whose sole dedication is eat, sleep, and train don’t add 20 pounds of muscle in 3 years. And finally, the post I quoted said summer, but go ahead and fuck right off with your 8 months too because that ain’t happening either.

No shit. Professional bodybuilders aren’t 20 year old kids who’ve put in no time in the weight room. 
 

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — There was a time Colt McCoy’s voice cracked in the Texas huddle. Today, he commands it with a hard look or a stern word if needed.

The self-described “stick figure” weighed 185 pounds soaking wet just a few years ago, when his body would break down and get tired over the course of a season. That was before he added nearly 30 pounds of muscle.

Colt went from 185-205 from RS-FR to SO. So I’m not sure what you think you know but it’s certainly doable. You and I both know it’s just math.

[Codaxx 6,301]

6 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

No, it is not you stupid fuck.

With the right pharmaceuticals anything is possible in 8 months.. that said Quinn was cutting weight at this time last year, so doing  a couple cycles doesn’t sound likely.. 

[Herbie Hancock 7,512]

No shit. Professional bodybuilders aren’t 20 year old kids who’ve put in no time in the weight room. 
 

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — There was a time Colt McCoy’s voice cracked in the Texas huddle. Today, he commands it with a hard look or a stern word if needed.

The self-described “stick figure” weighed 185 pounds soaking wet just a few years ago, when his body would break down and get tired over the course of a season. That was before he added nearly 30 pounds of muscle.

Colt went from 185-205 from RS-FR to SO. So I’m not sure what you think you know but it’s certainly doable. You and I both know it’s just math.

That’s not putting on 30 pounds of muscle you illiterate dumbass. That’s 30 pounds of scale weight. I can put that on your bitch ass in 6 weeks.

[hobbes2702 13,520]

1 minute ago, Herbie Hancock said:

That’s not putting on 30 pounds of muscle you illiterate dumbass. That’s 30 pounds of scale weight. I can put that on your bitch ass in 6 weeks.

Calm down lattimer. You’re a fucking idiot lol. Yes I’m sure the weight won’t be 100% muscle because no cares if he’s a body builder. Way to get bogged down in semantics for no reason.

Edited January 17 by hobbes2702

[Herbie Hancock 7,512]

With the right pharmaceuticals anything is possible in 8 months.. that said Quinn was cutting weight at this time last year, so doing  a couple cycles doesn’t sound likely.. 

Please, please please please tell me what pharmaceuticals and what doses you would recommend to do that? Don’t worry, I’ll wait.

[hobbes2702 13,520]

3 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Please, please please please tell me what pharmaceuticals and what doses you would recommend to do that? Don’t worry, I’ll wait.

Winstrol and Anavar. But I admit it’s been some time since I’ve looked into such things 

[softlynow 1,894]

Y’all best not start arguing about the number of days in a week. It’s been done:

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751

[hobbes2702 13,520]

3 minutes ago, softlynow said:

Y’all best not start arguing about the number of days in a week. It’s been done:

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751

The single craziest forum that isn’t associated with terrorism or aggy on the entire internet.

Edited January 17 by hobbes2702

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2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

The single craziest forum that isn’t associated with terrorism or aggy on the entire internet.

I think there is smarter content in the terrorism forums.  

[Ashylarry 270]

5 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

The single craziest forum that isn’t associated with terrorism or aggy on the entire internet.

Haven't visited the misc in a very long time, but during college around 2007/2008 there was some wild shit posted there. RIP Zyzz !!

Edited January 17 by Ashylarry

[Hammerin Hank 1,268]

19 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Calm down lattimer. You’re a fucking idiot lol. Yes I’m sure the weight won’t be 100% muscle because no cares if he’s a body builder. Way to get bogged down in semantics for no reason.

Bro, do you even lift?

[hobbes2702 13,520]

1 minute ago, Hammerin Hank said:

Bro, do you even lift?

Only picking the bong up. You wanna race though?

[Armybrat 41,489]

23 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

 

 

 

That’s not putting on 30 pounds of muscle you illiterate dumbass. That’s 30 pounds of scale weight. I can put that on your bitch ass in 6 weeks.

 

 

 

I can put that on in a week…..

 

[Reynolds Woodcock 5,102]

47 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Motherfucker I spend the majority of my free time around people that have injected more testosterone in a week than you will ever naturally possess in your life. I’ve forgotten more about A&P, diet, and anabolics than you will ever know. Adding 20 pounds of muscle, which is different than adding 20 pounds of body weight, ain’t fucking happening. Professional bodybuilders whose sole dedication is eat, sleep, and train don’t add 20 pounds of muscle in 3 years. And finally, the post I quoted said summer, but go ahead and fuck right off with your 8 months too because that ain’t happening either.

 

46 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

No, it is not you stupid fuck.

 

37 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

 

 

 

That’s not putting on 30 pounds of muscle you illiterate dumbass. That’s 30 pounds of scale weight. I can put that on your bitch ass in 6 weeks.

 

 

 

 

35 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Please, please please please tell me what pharmaceuticals and what doses you would recommend to do that? Don’t worry, I’ll wait.

All those steroids won’t fix your little pee pee, buddy

[Hornmatic 305]

51 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Motherfucker I spend the majority of my free time around people that have injected more testosterone in a week than you will ever naturally possess in your life. I’ve forgotten more about A&P, diet, and anabolics than you will ever know. Adding 20 pounds of muscle, which is different than adding 20 pounds of body weight, ain’t fucking happening. Professional bodybuilders whose sole dedication is eat, sleep, and train don’t add 20 pounds of muscle in 3 years. And finally, the post I quoted said summer, but go ahead and fuck right off with your 8 months too because that ain’t happening either.

Anybody else read this in a wrestling promo voice? “Brother” 

[Herbie Hancock 7,512]

All those steroids won’t fix your little pee pee, buddy

I know that, ass munch. Believe me I know

[South Austin 53,325]

14 minutes ago, Hornmatic said:

Anybody else read this in a wrestling promo voice? “Brother” 

I read it in Eddie Deezen’s voice.

[Hookem10 897]

How much does everyone bench?? Max numbers bro!!!

[immamac 44,430]

1 hour ago, softlynow said:

Y’all best not start arguing about the number of days in a week. It’s been done:

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751

this thread is incredible.

[deft 7,086]

I haven’t read that thread in years. TheJosh is derka maybe.

[jw4381 3,254]

Live look in at bodybuilding.com

[Bodacious Bevo 3,691]

1 hour ago, softlynow said:

Y’all best not start arguing about the number of days in a week. It’s been done:

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751

 

[closetohumping 17,868]

9 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

How much does everyone bench?? Max numbers bro!!!

You first

[South Austin 53,325]

[Frank Drebin 5,840]

56 minutes ago, South Austin said:

 Do you ever go to Vince's out here? No, I would have seen you. I'm there every day

[Horn Dogg 4,315]

12 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

The single craziest forum that isn’t associated with terrorism or aggy on the entire internet.

You don’t have to be smart to be strong

[Hornmatic 305]

13 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

You don’t have to be smart to be strong

Texas athletics was neither around 2015.