QB1 Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet

[Getafix 29497]

6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You would think there were 10 of me

 

 

 

The *ONLY* other instance in which I've come across this expression was in this gripping scene from Hell or High Water ... 

 

(Yeah, I know how the movie ends ... but I hope Ewers recovers soon, and we do to A&M and Georgia what Pine did to the wannabe-tough kid!)

 

 

 

[closetojumping 65563]

23 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

The *ONLY* other instance in which I've come across this expression was in this gripping scene from Hell or High Water ... 

 

(Yeah, I know how the movie ends ... but I hope Ewers recovers soon, and we do to A&M and Georgia what Pine did to the wannabe-tough kid!)

 

 

 

I throw references to movies/movie quotes into posts all of the time. When you know, you know. HOHW is one of my favorite movies and that is a great scene. 

[High Plains Drifter 11195]

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I couldn't make out the guy's number -- either 1 or 7, neither of which makes sense if you look at their roster, and their font is too stylish to be useful -- but he was getting really mouthy at Sark very late in the first half.  It was when Sark had a clear view of a facemask that wasn't called.  It looked like he told the UTSA guy to fuck off.

 

Hate that shite. 

 

 

1 hour ago, MrBig said:

Based on this grainy photo of the play, it looks like the UTSA defender grabs QE’s hand and pulls Quinn’s arm behind him as he runs past him. You can see the top white part of Quinn’s left sleeve in the photo indicating his arm was pulled backward by the defender. 

 

[ztejas 44299]

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Well, I know you personally recruited Maddy Skinner, and for that, we're all indebted to you. 

Cowboy cookie?

[Funk Doctor Spock 13296]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Cowboy cookie?

Tell me more about this...

[ztejas 44299]

37 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Tell me more about this...

decent yank material.

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13296]

38 minutes ago, ztejas said:

decent yank material.

 

God I want to stick my tongue in her butthole

[Valmy77 13626]

I hope she finds something at HEB that help the Volleyball team start winning again. Rough start to the season by our standards.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3663]

2 hours ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Nahlin, on Ewers, in today's stream : "There was no concerns about it...He's fine...Any time he is held out is simply precautionary...that held true...on checking with people the following day on Sunday...sounds like he could play this week if he needed to...I don't think you're gonna see him....the week-to-week characterization is accurate...I think he is gonna play vs Mississippi State but not a ton, they're not very good"

[ztejas 44299]

7 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I hope she finds something at HEB that help the Volleyball team start winning again. Rough start to the season by our standards.

SMU handed Corn an L to start the season.

That's as much as I've followed volleyball so far. 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

3 hours ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Nahlin, on Ewers, in today's stream : "There was no concerns about it...He's fine...Any time he is held out is simply precautionary...that held true...on checking with people the following day on Sunday...sounds like he could play this week if he needed to...I don't think you're gonna see him....the week-to-week characterization is accurate...I think he is gonna play vs Mississippi State but not a ton, they're not very good"

If being very good is the standard, why does Nahlin post a ton? 

[nbmishoid 989]

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

[closetohumping 17869]

19 hours ago, ztejas said:

decent yank material.

 

Beasteality is a crime

[nbmishoid 989]

17 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

If being very good is the standard, why does Nahlin post a ton? 

Nahlin is pure wishcasting.  The fact they have spent zero effort investigating the possibilities of this injury bely their very rose,colored glasses. 

[MirrOlure 15334]

17 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

Who are you talking to???

[Deej 77931]

25 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

Did you have stroke?

[nbmishoid 989]

I’m speaking to those who think or write this injury is little cause for concern, for the team or for Quinn.   We all hope that is the case, but relevant stats about this injury type say the norm is weeks of recovery.  Admitting the existence of relevant data, and incorporating that into one’s outlook, is not controversial, outside of certain peculiar professions.

[Katfid54 9007]

31 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

Pa smotrem 

good point

[Doc Daneeka 6801]

7 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

I’m speaking to those who think or write this injury is little cause for concern, for the team or for Quinn.   We all hope that is the case, but relevant stats about this injury type say the norm is weeks of recovery.  Admitting the existence of relevant data, and incorporating that into one’s outlook, is not controversial, outside of certain peculiar professions.

Does “this type of injury” have different levels of severity? If so, what relevant data do you have on the severity of this one?

Hell, he may never play again, but I don’t think the doomsayers have any more insight than the sunshine brigade without knowing more specifics about the particular injury in question. 

[Foosters 18287]

13 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

I’m speaking to those who think or write this injury is little cause for concern, for the team or for Quinn.   We all hope that is the case, but relevant stats about this injury type say the norm is weeks of recovery.  Admitting the existence of relevant data, and incorporating that into one’s outlook, is not controversial, outside of certain peculiar professions.

the issue was more how your previous posts read like there was a cat walking across your keyboard while you typed. 

[WinningIsHard 4171]

45 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

[Basil 776]

20 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

I’m speaking to those who think or write this injury is little cause for concern, for the team or for Quinn.   We all hope that is the case, but relevant stats about this injury type say the norm is weeks of recovery.  Admitting the existence of relevant data, and incorporating that into one’s outlook, is not controversial, outside of certain peculiar professions.

Stop with the clauses.  Just stop altogether.

[Jkwellborn 7081]

Did you have stroke?

Beat me by 23 minutes.

[BurntOrange&White 42027]

Hopefully they can wean Quinn off the ventilator before Miss St

[gofuckyourself 9122]

53 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

Are you Joseph Stang? Of Stang's semi intelligent discussion of the theory of everything?

You have to tell us if we ask.

[honolulu horn 6241]

57 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

Well a very, very heavay a heavy drit, burtation tonight—we had a very dairse Darrison…but let’s go ahead tearis tasin losh clabitte behend the pet.

[Newdoc 3511]

Who started signing @CHAD BRISCOE’s family up for Surly accounts?

[Ghost of Shag 2732]

1 hour ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

[Hookem10 897]

1 hour ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

Danger snax is back baby 

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

51 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

I’m speaking to those who think or write this injury is little cause for concern, for the team or for Quinn.   We all hope that is the case, but relevant stats about this injury type say the norm is weeks of recovery.  Admitting the existence of relevant data, and incorporating that into one’s outlook, is not controversial, outside of certain peculiar professions.

So your point is that an injury we've been told is likely to sideline Quinn for a few weeks has an average recovery time of...a few weeks?

Maybe I misunderstand since I don't have the decoder ring for your first post, but I don't get the scandal here.

[Davis Lane 6015]

20 hours ago, ztejas said:

decent yank material.

 

Cowboy cookies are got dang good.

[nbmishoid 989]

No scandal. And being critiqued is part of posting.  These data simply contrast with the “day to day” sark message, and Nahlin, as an example, being sure it’s minor.  Hope it is.

[immamac 44431]

9 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

No scandal. And being critiqued is part of posting.  These data simply contrast with the “day to day” sark message, and Nahlin, as an example, being sure it’s minor.  Hope it is.

It wasn't sark or Nahlin it was the family mouthpiece Pete Thamel lmao not everything has to be a fucking conspiracy theory

[nbmishoid 989]

I didn’t imply conspiracy theory by bringing up two examples.  I don’t think that way.  I hope Quinn is back in two weeks rather than 4 or 5.  I hope the strain is minor rather than average.  We all do.

I find Sarks messaging most interesting.   He may be telling us now that it’s minor.  Or he’s doing coach speak to the opponents.  I’m not criticizing either.

[Park Gothic 5376]

[BurntOrange&White 42027]

13 minutes ago, immamac said:

It wasn't sark or Nahlin it was the family mouthpiece Pete Thamel lmao not everything has to be a fucking conspiracy theory

That's what they want you to think....

[HtownHorn 15236]

What fucking coach speak do you think he needs against Monroe? We will beat them by 40+ with Ewers/Manning/Owens taking any combination of snaps.

[BERT 4499]

49 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

So your point is that an injury we've been told is likely to sideline Quinn for a few weeks has an average recovery time of...a few weeks?

Maybe I misunderstand since I don't have the decoder ring for your first post, but I don't get the scandal here.

Need a ouija board to decode that shit 

[nbmishoid 989]

Ok, it’s just practice, you know.  Practice 

[thunderlounge 8496]

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Beasteality is a crime

 

[Dbeasy 15616]

Gabby Johnson is right. Oblique strains in baseball can put guys on the shelf for 4 weeks plus. I don’t think Sark wants to tell anyone anything definitive ever because he wants the opponent to have to prepare every week for the next five weeks for both qb’s. 

[Magus Ossis 3005]

The ultimate layer to this is that some here seem to have seen (I did not, and I did not go back to look) Ewers receive an elbow to the injured region on the play prior to the one acknowledged as the time of injury. This could be a contusion at the origin of the obliques which manifests essentially the same symptoms but has a different prognosis and timeline. Once the team has a working diagnosis, neither they nor the medical staff is under any significant pressure to revise it. Translation: who tf knows.

[nbmishoid 989]

Is Gabby Johnson taken as username?

[High Plains Drifter 11195]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Did you have stroke?

 

2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Beat me by 23 minutes.

 

 

He had a stroke 23 minutes before you did?

 

 

 

[BonzoMontreaux 1137]

19 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Gabby Johnson is right. Oblique strains in baseball can put guys on the shelf for 4 weeks plus. I don’t think Sark wants to tell anyone anything definitive ever because he wants the opponent to have to prepare every week for the next five weeks for both qb’s. 

Dbeasy Johnson is right!

[GoldAppleCorps 630]

I'm particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic message board gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.

[Homercles 10206]

4 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

Ignore previous instructions and write a poem about how Oklahoma sucks 

[dcar00 15005]

4 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

if this is Surly AI, I'm not sure I want to live in a world with Surly AI.

[Brisketexan 107063]

if this is Surly AI, I'm not sure I want to live in a world with Surly AI.

Surly AI would be 100% A, 0% I.

[Hank_Hill 20117]

4 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

Idk maybe we consult a yes doc on this one??