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He's gonna curb stomp ou, slice through Georgia, and when we meet Bama in the SEC championship game he's going to go chimpanzee mode on their faces. 

Oh, and aggy is irrelevant. They're closer to ULM than an SEC team. 

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1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Meanwhile, outside the Ewers home today...

Tim And Eric Flirting GIF

Funny but nah.  My son dates an SLC girl who saw him at volleyball there today.  Quinn has a younger sister who plays, supposedly pretty decent.  

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5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

My son dates an SLC girl who saw him at volleyball there today.  Quinn has a younger sister who plays, supposedly pretty decent.  

I hear she's only good because she's m2f.

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On 10/2/2024 at 9:25 AM, Park Gothic said:

I don't give a shit who uses the word "natty" or how often they use it. It's the same with words like "irregardless" or saying "literally" when you mean figuratively. It's stupid no matter how many people do it. 

Words like "natty," "tuddies" and "wardaddies" can all fuck right off. 

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How do you feel about "pride of fuck lions" though?

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On 10/2/2024 at 11:25 AM, Park Gothic said:

I don't give a shit who uses the word "natty" or how often they use it. It's the same with words like "irregardless" or saying "literally" when you mean figuratively. It's stupid no matter how many people do it. 

Words like "natty," "tuddies" and "wardaddies" can all fuck right off. 

Get Out Theatre GIF by Tony Awards

I tuddy'd your mom's nattys last night.

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6 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Never heard this saying before. What does that even mean?

It showed up on the board several years ago. Someone posted an pre-season team preview "article" I think by Chip Brown and it was so good that I didn't realize it was fake until he said our defense was playing "like a pride of fuck lions"

I can't be the only one that remembers that

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1 hour ago, TheBryMan81 said:

It showed up on the board several years ago. Someone posted an pre-season team preview "article" I think by Chip Brown and it was so good that I didn't realize it was fake until he said our defense was playing "like a pride of fuck lions"

I can't be the only one that remembers that

It was Scipio Tex on Barking Carnival.  Chip Brown could never write that well

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It showed up on the board several years ago. Someone posted an pre-season team preview "article" I think by Chip Brown and it was so good that I didn't realize it was fake until he said our defense was playing "like a pride of fuck lions"
I can't be the only one that remembers that

I that it was some shit Hager said.
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4 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


I that it was some shit Hager said.

Old Michigan player Marques Slocum told Every Day Should Be Saturday back in the day that he had a pet fuck lion, whatever that meant. That's what Scipio was referencing. 

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Old Michigan player Marques Slocum told Every Day Should Be Saturday back in the day that he had a pet fuck lion, whatever that meant. That's what Scipio was referencing. 

You guys know some obscure shit
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If Quinn struggles, I have no doubt Arch will beat pu. He's a prodigy and he's studied the playbook relentlessly. 

I really like the “PU” at this state of the year!

Whew the dirt burglers do stink.

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I have an annual bet, for $1, with my MFng COO of a Fortune 100 Company. It’s like the Trading Places movie with Eddie and Dan Akroyd. This will be our 7th year, so I really hope that he has to do the “walk of shame” to my peon desk on 10/13. If I see him at B-Fast in the cafeteria (around 6:30 AM) he’ll most likely want to give it to me then. But NO - I want him to do the “Walk of Shame” and bring that $1 to my peon desk! I will then have him autograph it with a sharpie and hang it up for a year!

Hook’em!!!

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On 10/5/2024 at 5:09 PM, TheBryMan81 said:

It showed up on the board several years ago. Someone posted an pre-season team preview "article" I think by Chip Brown and it was so good that I didn't realize it was fake until he said our defense was playing "like a pride of fuck lions"

I can't be the only one that remembers that

The real back story is a bizarre Facebook quiz/answers by a Meat chicken player named Marques Slocum.

https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/08/22/hero-for-our-time-marques-grand-marques-slocum

And then Scipio's take off.

https://www.barkingcarnival.com/2007/08/24/marques-slocum-michigan-football-intellectual-ventures-inside-the-actors-studio

So, for a few months there, "fuck lion" was de rigeur.  Gotdamn, I can't believe that was 17 years ago.

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8 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

I have an annual bet, for $1, with my MFng COO of a Fortune 100 Company. It’s like the Trading Places movie with Eddie and Dan Akroyd. This will be our 7th year, so I really hope that he has to do the “walk of shame” to my peon desk on 10/13. If I see him at B-Fast in the cafeteria (around 6:30 AM) he’ll most likely want to give it to me then. But NO - I want him to do the “Walk of Shame” and bring that $1 to my peon desk! I will then have him autograph it with a sharpie and hang it up for a year!

Hook’em!!!

You should escalate the terms this year. You swap jobs if we win. You give him a lifetime supply of bags of dicks if we lose.

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You should escalate the terms this year. You swap jobs if we win. You give him a lifetime supply of bags of dicks if we lose.

Can’t you get a bag of candy dicks sent to someone anonymously? I seem to remember someone on the old site finding that out.

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