QB1 Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet

[Magus Ossis 2800]

It is the rare internet denizen that engages in arguments ready to be swayed by evidence offered contrary to his opinion. Armed with this knowledge, those not enjoying the tilt may wish to consider how much they truly help themselves with each additional rejoinder, however compelling they find their own lines of reasoning.

[Derka 6224]

@Hank_Hill back up your last post. quote me in here in the last few weeks saying that quinn is terrible and that he sucks. 

[WinningIsHard 4035]

I’ve seen it all now lol. Carr sailed a ball today and got olave concussed, then got blasted by Michael Thomas on Twitter for being ass but hey he ain’t a pussy. 49 qbr against one of the worst defenses in the league lol. 101 of his 236 yards went to rb’s by the line of scrimmage and his one TD was an amazing catch by a no name receiver. Good comp tho from the resident fuck tarded man’s man of the board. Well done. 

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

2 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

I’ve seen it all now lol. Carr sailed a ball today and got olave concussed, then got blasted by Michael Thomas on Twitter for being ass but hey he ain’t a pussy. 49 qbr against one of the worst defenses in the league lol. 101 of his 236 yards went to rb’s by the line of scrimmage and his one TD was an amazing catch by a no name receiver. Good comp tho from the resident fuck tarded man’s man of the board. Well done. 

You do realize being a pussy is a mental conidiation, right? 

[WinningIsHard 4035]

On 10/23/2024 at 6:20 PM, Derka said:

facts do matter, and the fact is that QE was underwhelming - downright bad against washington, OU, and georgia. besides that he currently looks like he’s scared to death of getting hit, which is pretty much a deal breaker for a QB. what about any of that inspires confidence in quinn?

I’m not in this but umm…

[Funk Doctor Spock 12274]

It don't make a shit. Quinn or Arch can win against Florida, Arky, Kentucky, and aggy. 

[ztejas 43459]

3 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

It is the rare internet denizen that engages in arguments ready to be swayed by evidence offered contrary to his opinion. Armed with this knowledge, those not enjoying the tilt may wish to consider how much they truly help themselves with each additional rejoinder, however compelling they find their own lines of reasoning.

Derka is a fucking beating at times but you have a bad habit of inserting yourself into decent debates where you don't really take a side and simply take a superior moral or intellectual position and leave it there as if the rest of us are supposed to be impressed. You did it earlier today in the SMU game thread where we were talking about fanbases we hated and you posted this:

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1a Pedo State

1b Baylor

2 

3 OU

4

5 (as one hates to have stepped in something) A&M

For me, the covering up (and punishing victims of) rape thing is unfathomably bigger than anything else.

You didn't really offer anything to the conversation you just butted in to tell us that you don't like Penn State and Baylor because they both had complicated sexual assault scandals.

Congrats - what do you want? A fucking medal?

Maybe examine your own posting habits before you talk shit about someone that actually brings worth to the board and generates discussion.

[ztejas 43459]

I've never seen @Magus Ossis post some shit and thought "oh wow - I better read this!"

Chill the fuck out.

[WinningIsHard 4035]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You do realize being a pussy is a mental conidiation, right? 

I have no idea what a “conidiation” is but I am positive you’ve never played QB at Texas. Your opinion means less than shit lol. Minshew sucks and starts, darnold has been a dead beat and starts now, there’s a long list of qb’s who fans believe blow but play every weekend. Cam ward’s stats are deceiving. He had 3 big plays, one was a tipped pass that should have been an interception…luck. The other two were atrocious defense and tackling. You take the rest of his stats over the course of that game and he looks like shit. It’s all a toss up. 

[Derka 6224]

7 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

I’m not in this but umm…

and where in there do you see me say that quinn ewers sucks?

[Magus Ossis 2800]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Derka is a fucking beating at times but you have a bad habit of inserting yourself into decent debates where you don't really take a side and simply take a superior moral or intellectual position and leave it there as if the rest of us are supposed to be impressed. You did it earlier today in the SMU game thread where we were talking about fanbases we hated and you posted this:

You didn't really offer anything to the conversation you just butted in to tell us that you don't like Penn State and Baylor because they both had complicated sexual assault scandals.

Congrats - what do you want? A fucking medal?

Maybe examine your own posting habits before you talk shit about someone that actually brings worth to the board and generates discussion.

 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I've never seen @Magus Ossis post some shit and thought "oh wow - I better read this!"

Chill the fuck out.

I was trying to find different ways to offer advice to someone who looked to be hurting that I thought might lead that person to find a path that would be less painful with my recent posts. The ones about the rape programs were just straight up unsolicited opinion. Sorry if I offended with either.

[Derka 6224]

again- immamac, who’s actually been in here insulting quinn and calling him a pussy, is the one who called me out claiming i’ve been saying that quinn sucks, which isn’t true. 

yeah guys, tell me more about how im the problem. jesus christ. 

[ztejas 43459]

2 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

 

I was trying to find different ways to offer advice to someone who looked to be hurting that I thought might lead that person to find a path that would be less painful with my recent posts. The ones about the rape programs were just straight up unsolicited opinion. Sorry if I offended with either.

You're good man I'm not trying to be a dick. I just get lost within the flow of this site sometimes. 

I'm sorry if I offended you you seem like an honest guy. 

[Magus Ossis 2800]

Just now, ztejas said:

You're good man I'm not trying to be a dick. I just get lost within the flow of this site sometimes. 

I'm sorry if I offended you you seem like an honest guy. 

I am not offended, and thank you for the thought! Hookem!

[Slacks 6821]

6 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Stroud looking mortal these days

Stroud's OL is seriously crapping out.

Simple T-E stunt goes unblocked way too often.

[derpyhorndog 2557]

16 minutes ago, Derka said:

@Hank_Hill back up your last post. quote me in here in the last few weeks saying that quinn is terrible and that he sucks. 

Here you go. While it requires reading between the lines, it is clear what you were saying in reality is that Quinn sucks to any objective (not burnt-oranges glasses) viewer — i.e., you. Though I expect you’ll have an explanation to dance around that.

 

 

I’m too lazy to post all your other observations in this thread at the moment but, while you never used used the exact words “he sucks,” there are at least seven other posts that could be interpreted as such (individually or in the aggregate). I’m not even saying the view would be wrong, but to take the position that you haven’t said he sucks in alternative words is disingenuous.

[markstanco 12577]

and where in there do you see me say that quinn ewers sucks?

The quote “downright bad”comes to mind. But yea, you said downright bad instead of sucks so that is way different.

[ztejas 43459]

Also @Derka you've been a real dickhead lately and I think you should chill when it comes to debating people about Quinn Ewers.

[WinningIsHard 4035]

12 minutes ago, Derka said:

and where in there do you see me say that quinn ewers sucks?

Underwhelming, down right bad, scared to death and inspires zero confidence. You’re saying he sucks bro. You ever googled synonyms? 

[ztejas 43459]

3 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Here you go. While it requires reading between the lines, it is clear what you were saying in reality is that Quinn sucks to any objective (not burnt-oranges glasses) viewer — i.e., you. Though I expect you’ll have an explanation to dance around that.

 

 

I’m too lazy to post all your other observations in this thread at the moment but, while you never used used the exact words “he sucks,” there are at least seven other posts that could be interpreted as such (individually or in the aggregate). I’m not even saying the view would be wrong, but to take the position that you haven’t said he sucks in alternative words is disingenuous.

Damn bro you won. You proved yourself against Derka you won 0 fucking dollars. 

[derpyhorndog 2557]

Just now, ztejas said:

Damn bro you won. You proved yourself against Derka you won 0 fucking dollars. 

Hey man, I’ll take all the imaginary internet points I can get. Is there a separate tracker for Derka rep? 

[Derka 6224]

3 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Here you go. While it requires reading between the lines, it is clear what you were saying in reality is that Quinn sucks to any objective (not burnt-oranges glasses) viewer — i.e., you. Though I expect you’ll have an explanation to dance around that.

 

 

I’m too lazy to post all your other observations in this thread at the moment but, while you never used used the exact words “he sucks,” there are at least seven other posts that could be interpreted as such (individually or in the aggregate). I’m not even saying the view would be wrong, but to take the position that you haven’t said he sucks in alternative words is disingenuous.

holy shit, talk about grasping at straws. another post where i absolutely do not say that quinn ewers sucks. jesus christ.

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Also @Derka you've been a real dickhead lately and I think you should chill when it comes to debating people about Quinn Ewers.

i’ve been a dickhead lately? when? to whom? 

[Jimmy Two Times 797]

Extremely funny that Quinn is just cashing massive NIL checks, sitting out games here and there, coming back and playing like shit and blissfully unaware that he’s cratering the mental health of some of Surly’s most vulnerable citizens. 

[Derka 6224]

we need to rename this thread to, “people lying about shit that derka never said”. way to go immamac. calling me out for no reason was a brilliant move. 👌🏻 

Edited November 4 by Derka

[WinningIsHard 4035]

13 minutes ago, Derka said:

again- immamac, who’s actually been in here insulting quinn and calling him a pussy, is the one who called me out claiming i’ve been saying that quinn sucks, which isn’t true. 

yeah guys, tell me more about how im the problem. jesus christ. 

I don’t think anyone said you’re a problem, unless I missed it. I had F250 tell me to leave forever because nobody likes me and I lick my own shit off my fingers. This place is a jungle. There’s no rules really. Arguing is almost the entire point of this place. You actually have a bunch of people on your side arguing Quinn should be replaced by arch haha. I think you may be over reacting a little bit this time. 

[ztejas 43459]

4 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Hey man, I’ll take all the imaginary internet points I can get. Is there a separate tracker for Derka rep? 

 

1 minute ago, Derka said:

holy shit, talk about grasping at straws. another post where i absolutely do not say that quinn ewers sucks. jesus christ.

i’ve been a dickhead lately? when? to whom? 

I don't know what side I'm on I just know that neither of you have any idea what I'm about.

1 minute ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

Extremely funny that Quinn is just cashing massive NIL checks, sitting out games here and there, coming back and playing like shit and blissfully unaware that he’s cratering the mental health of some of Surly’s most vulnerable citizens. 

See this is top tier shit. This is why I come back here. 

[derpyhorndog 2557]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

 

I don't know what side I'm on I just know that neither of you have any idea what I'm about.

Correct, don’t know and don’t care.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No offense, of course.  

[Hookem10 746]

I thought the Georgia game broke surly. Now I know the mighty Quinn has broken surly and started the civil war. This is the beginning of surly unrest. Books will be written about this moment. 

[Hank_Hill 18826]

13 minutes ago, markstanco said:

The quote “downright bad”comes to mind. But yea, you said downright bad instead of sucks so that is way different.

He’s literally arguing syntax. This is like BO&W or Imma going off the rails because someone said they were calling Ewers a bitch instead of a pussy. 

[ztejas 43459]

4 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Correct, don’t know and don’t care.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No offense, of course.  

Then don't quote me pussy,

[MirrOlure 14787]

Dang, we’ve got some legit Ignatius J. Reilly content up in this thread tonight…

[scottsins 1966]

He’s literally arguing syntax. This is like BO&W or Imma going off the rails because someone said they were calling Ewers a bitch instead of a pussy. 

Not really in the case of immamac, because he called Quinn a “pussy ass bitch”, but I get your point.

[derpyhorndog 2557]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Then don't quote me pussy,

Ha, relax and take a seat. You quoted me first, tough guy. 

[Armybrat 40850]

2 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Dang, we’ve got some legit Ignatius J. Reilly content up in this thread tonight…

Yeah, this thread is making the CR look like an old ladies quilting site on FB.

[Park Gothic 5042]

52 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

It is the rare internet denizen that engages in arguments ready to be swayed by evidence offered contrary to his opinion. Armed with this knowledge, those not enjoying the tilt may wish to consider how much they truly help themselves with each additional rejoinder, however compelling they find their own lines of reasoning.

Pearls before swine

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

27 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

I don’t think anyone said you’re a problem, unless I missed it.

to be fair a lot of people have said this across two boards now.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10253]

[Thatguy 8706]

21 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Yeah, this thread is making the CR look like an old ladies quilting site on FB.

CR is an old ladies quilting site

[Tex Long 4401]

'Bout enough of that shit. 

Now... is it safe?

 

 

 

[Longhornlove 4831]

3 hours ago, Derka said:

we need to rename this thread to, “people lying about shit that derka never said”. way to go immamac. calling me out for no reason was a brilliant move. 👌🏻 

You have been saying Quinn sucks for weeks without actually saying the exact words. Take the L pussy.

[Horn of Gabriel 1614]

I just want to know who sucks more, Quinn Ewers or Chris Beard?  I'm going with Beard, he REALLY sucked.

[Hank_Hill 18826]

You’ve doomed us all

[DFW Horn 6124]

This thread

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

5 hours ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

I just want to know who sucks more, Quinn Ewers or Chris Beard?  I'm going with Beard, he REALLY sucked.

Rick Barnes sucks more than Beard. That should get him going 

[52-80 19162]

 

Top 10 Named for the 2024 Johnny Unitas Golden Arm Award

Baltimore, MD – The Johnny Unitas Golden Arm Educational Foundation and presenting partner, A. O. Smith, announce the Top 10 candidates for this year’s Golden Arm Award. These remaining quarterbacks are 10 of the best players in college football across the nation.

The candidates are selected by the distinguished Johnny Unitas Golden Arm Selection Committee, a group of prominent college football journalists, commentators, announcers, and former players. The award annually recognizes the top senior or upperclassman quarterback set to graduate with their class. Candidates are chosen based on player performance on-and-off the field.

 

2024 Golden Arm Award Top 10 Presented by A. O. Smith

• Drew Allar, Penn State
• Carson Beck, Georgia
• Jaxson Dart, Ole Miss
• Quinn Ewers, Texas
• Dillon Gabriel, Oregon

• Will Howard, Ohio State
• Cade Klubnik, Clemson
• Kurtis Rourke, Indiana
• Shedeur Sanders, Colorado
• Cam Ward, Miami

[SameSame 1704]

If I was an NFL owner and my GM drafted Allar or Beck or Ewers in any round.  I would fire his ass on the spot.

[immamac 42857]

I made a Longcat more serious post about my opinion on what's going on and what was driving my personal frustration with Quinn and the only feedback on that post was "well NFL quarterbacks are terrible too" yeah, and they get shit on, very very hard by everyone when they play below their expected or proven abilities. 

We have some unknown radio quote from hornsports which I cannot fucking find anywhere where Quinn apparently in his own words said he was "thinking about getting hit or how to take hits" which is exactly the behavior I was calling out. It fits my narrative, but it's improperly sourced and I choose to believe Quinn has better representation than to ever let him say something so fucking stupid on air. 

Some of you act like the words I used being short and intentionally inflammatory were somehow off limits or completely unfounded in any reality, then all arguing about the exact same thing that proves what I was saying anyway. 

Quinn is absolutely fantastic when he's on. He's him, he's nails. What we have been seeing since the injury is specifically not that, it's not unreasonable to want a player who's proven he can play at a certain level to consistently play at that level. Not asking for perfect Quinn or no mistakes ever Quinn. 

Its just easier to say "Quinn is playing like a pussy" than to type all that out so stop fucking acting like it's not hyperbole and funny to call the QB1 a pussy because he's playing a bit mentally skittish, which is an opinion shared by many many many people in circles that would know. 

 

[Codaxx 5749]

13 minutes ago, immamac said:

I made a Longcat more serious post about my opinion on what's going on and what was driving my personal frustration with Quinn and the only feedback on that post was "well NFL quarterbacks are terrible too" yeah, and they get shit on, very very hard by everyone when they play below their expected or proven abilities. 

We have some unknown radio quote from hornsports which I cannot fucking find anywhere where Quinn apparently in his own words said he was "thinking about getting hit or how to take hits" which is exactly the behavior I was calling out. It fits my narrative, but it's improperly sourced and I choose to believe Quinn has better representation than to ever let him say something so fucking stupid on air. 

Some of you act like the words I used being short and intentionally inflammatory were somehow off limits or completely unfounded in any reality, then all arguing about the exact same thing that proves what I was saying anyway. 

Quinn is absolutely fantastic when he's on. He's him, he's nails. What we have been seeing since the injury is specifically not that, it's not unreasonable to want a player who's proven he can play at a certain level to consistently play at that level. Not asking for perfect Quinn or no mistakes ever Quinn. 

Its just easier to say "Quinn is playing like a pussy" than to type all that out so stop fucking acting like it's not hyperbole and funny to call the QB1 a pussy because he's playing a bit mentally skittish, which is an opinion shared by many many many people in circles that would know. 

 

Fair. Very talented player, but not one you want in a fox hole next to you. 

[TreatyOak 16335]

11 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Fair. Very talented player, but not one you want in a fox hole next to you. 

RUN THE BALL, EWERS! HE IS SUCH A PUSSY!!

[MrBig 5410]

6 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

RUN THE BALL, EWERS! HE IS SUCH A PUSSY!!

300 pounds ago this guy was watching VY and Colt in 05 and 09 so he knows good QB play when he sees it. But he’ll never admit that watching Quinn is the first time he’s never paid to see some pussy.