QB1 Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet

[Thatguy 8207]

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

The oddest part is, as best as I can tell, Beck and Ewers are suffering the same issue. I have and continue to contented that Ewers has a mental issue, perhaps even trauma from the Georgia hit. Not physical in his oblique rather psychological or perhaps concussion issues. Maybe even both. Beck has similar issues as best as I can tell. He's in his own head and regressed, pretty dramatically in his ability to read a D and find the open man. 

It's truly bizarre that 2 highly ranked and heretofor solid, NFL caliber potential, QBs now look, at best, mediocre and at times, absolutely terrible.

They aren't anything alike. At All. Quinn got fooled on the Georgia one, has 3 tipped balls for picks, but he only has 2 errant throws. The one against OU on the dig. The other one was the overthrow to Wisner in the flat. Beck is wildly inaccurate. He has almost doubled up the amount of picks Ewers has thrown, and that's despite having decent protection. We didn't get to him once and he gave us 3. Quinn is solidly accurate until you ask him to throw a deep ball then it all goes out the window.

 

10 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

I’m just going to go out on a limb here and posit that if someone is struggling with mental health issues, finds difficulty taking flack from internet strangers and has (justified or not) over a long period of time developed a persona on a particular forum that makes said flack much more likely to be received and much more likely to be of the extreme variety, then perhaps that someone should simply avoid that particular forum.

Can’t speak for anyone else here but, while I’m personally sympathetic to your struggles @Derka, none of us here have an obligation to treat you with bubble wrap or kiddie gloves. Immamac and blacklab are not your protectors. This place is what is it, you know better than anyone. Everyone is susceptible to shit talking and bashing here, including of the extremely personal variety (if you give any of these degenerates personal info to run with). You’re not special, I’m not special, no one is special in this no-man’s land. Accept it and either avoid this place or assume the risk.

The main thing that @Derka needs to understand is this is all just for fun. Nobody here really dislikes anyone(at least I think so). Most of even genuinely LIKE the people we spend time arguing with. For example @BurntOrange&White call Quinn a pussy is hilarious to me. Especially since people get so butthurt about it. Just don't take it so seriously. People who have met me irl can tell you it's all just fun to me.

[Derka 5653]

21 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

I’m just going to go out on a limb here and posit that if someone is struggling with mental health issues, finds difficulty taking flack from internet strangers and has (justified or not) over a long period of time developed a persona on a particular forum that makes said flack much more likely to be received and much more likely to be of the extreme variety, then perhaps that someone should simply avoid that particular forum.

Can’t speak for anyone else here but, while I’m personally sympathetic to your struggles @Derka, none of us here have an obligation to treat you with bubble wrap or kiddie gloves. Immamac and blacklab are not your protectors. This place is what is it, you know better than anyone. Everyone is susceptible to shit talking and bashing here, including of the extremely personal variety (if you give any of these degenerates personal info to run with). You’re not special, I’m not special, no one is special in this no-man’s land. Accept it and either avoid this place or assume the risk.

i wouldn’t have such a problem with it if the guy who owns this site didn’t have a decade long history of coming after me totally unprovoked and then repeatedly banning me with his bullshit excuse that i’m the one starting the shit.

it also wouldn’t bother me as much if anyone ever just stated the simple truth that i literally never start the shit with anyone. nobody likes it when a thread gets derka’d, and yet i invariably take the blame, which perpetuates false ideas about me, and then perpetuates people starting shit with me. it’s a stupid, played out cycle.

Edited yesterday at 01:50 AM by Derka

[Derka 5653]

28 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

It was a genuine question because your claim was so ridiculous it can either be explained by mental illness or just outright lying. You’ve been shitting on the dude saying he’s terrible and worse than freshman Colt McCoy for weeks. Own it.

are you serious? first off, freshman colt mccoy was inarguably, demonstrably better than the current version of quinn ewers, and second, NO, i am not in here saying that quinn sucks! hello! you can’t even quote me saying he sucks, you can only quote me saying that he’s not as good as the second best qb to ever play here. YOU are wrong. you need to own it. jesus christ…

[Magus Ossis 2749]

It is the rare internet denizen that engages in arguments ready to be swayed by evidence offered contrary to his opinion. Armed with this knowledge, those not enjoying the tilt may wish to consider how much they truly help themselves with each additional rejoinder, however compelling they find their own lines of reasoning.

[Derka 5653]

@Hank_Hill back up your last post. quote me in here in the last few weeks saying that quinn is terrible and that he sucks. 

[WinningIsHard 3959]

I’ve seen it all now lol. Carr sailed a ball today and got olave concussed, then got blasted by Michael Thomas on Twitter for being ass but hey he ain’t a pussy. 49 qbr against one of the worst defenses in the league lol. 101 of his 236 yards went to rb’s by the line of scrimmage and his one TD was an amazing catch by a no name receiver. Good comp tho from the resident fuck tarded man’s man of the board. Well done. 

[BurntOrange&White 38889]

2 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

I’ve seen it all now lol. Carr sailed a ball today and got olave concussed, then got blasted by Michael Thomas on Twitter for being ass but hey he ain’t a pussy. 49 qbr against one of the worst defenses in the league lol. 101 of his 236 yards went to rb’s by the line of scrimmage and his one TD was an amazing catch by a no name receiver. Good comp tho from the resident fuck tarded man’s man of the board. Well done. 

You do realize being a pussy is a mental conidiation, right? 

[WinningIsHard 3959]

On 10/23/2024 at 6:20 PM, Derka said:

facts do matter, and the fact is that QE was underwhelming - downright bad against washington, OU, and georgia. besides that he currently looks like he’s scared to death of getting hit, which is pretty much a deal breaker for a QB. what about any of that inspires confidence in quinn?

I’m not in this but umm…

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

It don't make a shit. Quinn or Arch can win against Florida, Arky, Kentucky, and aggy. 

[ztejas 42818]

3 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

It is the rare internet denizen that engages in arguments ready to be swayed by evidence offered contrary to his opinion. Armed with this knowledge, those not enjoying the tilt may wish to consider how much they truly help themselves with each additional rejoinder, however compelling they find their own lines of reasoning.

Derka is a fucking beating at times but you have a bad habit of inserting yourself into decent debates where you don't really take a side and simply take a superior moral or intellectual position and leave it there as if the rest of us are supposed to be impressed. You did it earlier today in the SMU game thread where we were talking about fanbases we hated and you posted this:

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1a Pedo State

1b Baylor

2 

3 OU

4

5 (as one hates to have stepped in something) A&M

For me, the covering up (and punishing victims of) rape thing is unfathomably bigger than anything else.

You didn't really offer anything to the conversation you just butted in to tell us that you don't like Penn State and Baylor because they both had complicated sexual assault scandals.

Congrats - what do you want? A fucking medal?

Maybe examine your own posting habits before you talk shit about someone that actually brings worth to the board and generates discussion.

[ztejas 42818]

I've never seen @Magus Ossis post some shit and thought "oh wow - I better read this!"

Chill the fuck out.

[WinningIsHard 3959]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You do realize being a pussy is a mental conidiation, right? 

I have no idea what a “conidiation” is but I am positive you’ve never played QB at Texas. Your opinion means less than shit lol. Minshew sucks and starts, darnold has been a dead beat and starts now, there’s a long list of qb’s who fans believe blow but play every weekend. Cam ward’s stats are deceiving. He had 3 big plays, one was a tipped pass that should have been an interception…luck. The other two were atrocious defense and tackling. You take the rest of his stats over the course of that game and he looks like shit. It’s all a toss up. 

[Derka 5653]

7 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

I’m not in this but umm…

and where in there do you see me say that quinn ewers sucks?

[Magus Ossis 2749]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Derka is a fucking beating at times but you have a bad habit of inserting yourself into decent debates where you don't really take a side and simply take a superior moral or intellectual position and leave it there as if the rest of us are supposed to be impressed. You did it earlier today in the SMU game thread where we were talking about fanbases we hated and you posted this:

You didn't really offer anything to the conversation you just butted in to tell us that you don't like Penn State and Baylor because they both had complicated sexual assault scandals.

Congrats - what do you want? A fucking medal?

Maybe examine your own posting habits before you talk shit about someone that actually brings worth to the board and generates discussion.

 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I've never seen @Magus Ossis post some shit and thought "oh wow - I better read this!"

Chill the fuck out.

I was trying to find different ways to offer advice to someone who looked to be hurting that I thought might lead that person to find a path that would be less painful with my recent posts. The ones about the rape programs were just straight up unsolicited opinion. Sorry if I offended with either.

[Derka 5653]

again- immamac, who’s actually been in here insulting quinn and calling him a pussy, is the one who called me out claiming i’ve been saying that quinn sucks, which isn’t true. 

yeah guys, tell me more about how im the problem. jesus christ. 

[ztejas 42818]

2 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

 

I was trying to find different ways to offer advice to someone who looked to be hurting that I thought might lead that person to find a path that would be less painful with my recent posts. The ones about the rape programs were just straight up unsolicited opinion. Sorry if I offended with either.

You're good man I'm not trying to be a dick. I just get lost within the flow of this site sometimes. 

I'm sorry if I offended you you seem like an honest guy. 

[Magus Ossis 2749]

Just now, ztejas said:

You're good man I'm not trying to be a dick. I just get lost within the flow of this site sometimes. 

I'm sorry if I offended you you seem like an honest guy. 

I am not offended, and thank you for the thought! Hookem!

[Slacks 6722]

6 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Stroud looking mortal these days

Stroud's OL is seriously crapping out.

Simple T-E stunt goes unblocked way too often.

[derpyhorndog 2554]

16 minutes ago, Derka said:

@Hank_Hill back up your last post. quote me in here in the last few weeks saying that quinn is terrible and that he sucks. 

Here you go. While it requires reading between the lines, it is clear what you were saying in reality is that Quinn sucks to any objective (not burnt-oranges glasses) viewer — i.e., you. Though I expect you’ll have an explanation to dance around that.

 

 

I’m too lazy to post all your other observations in this thread at the moment but, while you never used used the exact words “he sucks,” there are at least seven other posts that could be interpreted as such (individually or in the aggregate). I’m not even saying the view would be wrong, but to take the position that you haven’t said he sucks in alternative words is disingenuous.

[markstanco 12449]

and where in there do you see me say that quinn ewers sucks?

The quote “downright bad”comes to mind. But yea, you said downright bad instead of sucks so that is way different.

[ztejas 42818]

Also @Derka you've been a real dickhead lately and I think you should chill when it comes to debating people about Quinn Ewers.

[WinningIsHard 3959]

12 minutes ago, Derka said:

and where in there do you see me say that quinn ewers sucks?

Underwhelming, down right bad, scared to death and inspires zero confidence. You’re saying he sucks bro. You ever googled synonyms? 

[ztejas 42818]

3 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Here you go. While it requires reading between the lines, it is clear what you were saying in reality is that Quinn sucks to any objective (not burnt-oranges glasses) viewer — i.e., you. Though I expect you’ll have an explanation to dance around that.

 

 

I’m too lazy to post all your other observations in this thread at the moment but, while you never used used the exact words “he sucks,” there are at least seven other posts that could be interpreted as such (individually or in the aggregate). I’m not even saying the view would be wrong, but to take the position that you haven’t said he sucks in alternative words is disingenuous.

Damn bro you won. You proved yourself against Derka you won 0 fucking dollars. 

[derpyhorndog 2554]

Just now, ztejas said:

Damn bro you won. You proved yourself against Derka you won 0 fucking dollars. 

Hey man, I’ll take all the imaginary internet points I can get. Is there a separate tracker for Derka rep? 

[Derka 5653]

3 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Here you go. While it requires reading between the lines, it is clear what you were saying in reality is that Quinn sucks to any objective (not burnt-oranges glasses) viewer — i.e., you. Though I expect you’ll have an explanation to dance around that.

 

 

I’m too lazy to post all your other observations in this thread at the moment but, while you never used used the exact words “he sucks,” there are at least seven other posts that could be interpreted as such (individually or in the aggregate). I’m not even saying the view would be wrong, but to take the position that you haven’t said he sucks in alternative words is disingenuous.

holy shit, talk about grasping at straws. another post where i absolutely do not say that quinn ewers sucks. jesus christ.

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Also @Derka you've been a real dickhead lately and I think you should chill when it comes to debating people about Quinn Ewers.

i’ve been a dickhead lately? when? to whom? 

[Jimmy Two Times 727]

Extremely funny that Quinn is just cashing massive NIL checks, sitting out games here and there, coming back and playing like shit and blissfully unaware that he’s cratering the mental health of some of Surly’s most vulnerable citizens. 

[Derka 5653]

we need to rename this thread to, “people lying about shit that derka never said”. way to go immamac. calling me out for no reason was a brilliant move. 👌🏻 

Edited yesterday at 02:26 AM by Derka

[WinningIsHard 3959]

13 minutes ago, Derka said:

again- immamac, who’s actually been in here insulting quinn and calling him a pussy, is the one who called me out claiming i’ve been saying that quinn sucks, which isn’t true. 

yeah guys, tell me more about how im the problem. jesus christ. 

I don’t think anyone said you’re a problem, unless I missed it. I had F250 tell me to leave forever because nobody likes me and I lick my own shit off my fingers. This place is a jungle. There’s no rules really. Arguing is almost the entire point of this place. You actually have a bunch of people on your side arguing Quinn should be replaced by arch haha. I think you may be over reacting a little bit this time. 

[ztejas 42818]

4 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Hey man, I’ll take all the imaginary internet points I can get. Is there a separate tracker for Derka rep? 

 

1 minute ago, Derka said:

holy shit, talk about grasping at straws. another post where i absolutely do not say that quinn ewers sucks. jesus christ.

i’ve been a dickhead lately? when? to whom? 

I don't know what side I'm on I just know that neither of you have any idea what I'm about.

1 minute ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

Extremely funny that Quinn is just cashing massive NIL checks, sitting out games here and there, coming back and playing like shit and blissfully unaware that he’s cratering the mental health of some of Surly’s most vulnerable citizens. 

See this is top tier shit. This is why I come back here. 

[derpyhorndog 2554]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

 

I don't know what side I'm on I just know that neither of you have any idea what I'm about.

Correct, don’t know and don’t care.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No offense, of course.  

[Hookem10 583]

I thought the Georgia game broke surly. Now I know the mighty Quinn has broken surly and started the civil war. This is the beginning of surly unrest. Books will be written about this moment. 

[Hank_Hill 17892]

13 minutes ago, markstanco said:

The quote “downright bad”comes to mind. But yea, you said downright bad instead of sucks so that is way different.

He’s literally arguing syntax. This is like BO&W or Imma going off the rails because someone said they were calling Ewers a bitch instead of a pussy. 

[ztejas 42818]

4 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Correct, don’t know and don’t care.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No offense, of course.  

Then don't quote me pussy,

[MirrOlure 14478]

Dang, we’ve got some legit Ignatius J. Reilly content up in this thread tonight…

[scottsins 1928]

He’s literally arguing syntax. This is like BO&W or Imma going off the rails because someone said they were calling Ewers a bitch instead of a pussy. 

Not really in the case of immamac, because he called Quinn a “pussy ass bitch”, but I get your point.

[derpyhorndog 2554]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Then don't quote me pussy,

Ha, relax and take a seat. You quoted me first, tough guy. 

[Armybrat 40559]

2 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Dang, we’ve got some legit Ignatius J. Reilly content up in this thread tonight…

Yeah, this thread is making the CR look like an old ladies quilting site on FB.

[Park Gothic 4896]

52 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

It is the rare internet denizen that engages in arguments ready to be swayed by evidence offered contrary to his opinion. Armed with this knowledge, those not enjoying the tilt may wish to consider how much they truly help themselves with each additional rejoinder, however compelling they find their own lines of reasoning.

Pearls before swine

[BurntOrange&White 38889]

27 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

I don’t think anyone said you’re a problem, unless I missed it.

to be fair a lot of people have said this across two boards now.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10008]

[Thatguy 8207]

21 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Yeah, this thread is making the CR look like an old ladies quilting site on FB.

CR is an old ladies quilting site

[Tex Long 4291]

'Bout enough of that shit. 

Now... is it safe?

 

 

 

[Longhornlove 4734]

3 hours ago, Derka said:

we need to rename this thread to, “people lying about shit that derka never said”. way to go immamac. calling me out for no reason was a brilliant move. 👌🏻 

You have been saying Quinn sucks for weeks without actually saying the exact words. Take the L pussy.

[Horn of Gabriel 1581]

I just want to know who sucks more, Quinn Ewers or Chris Beard?  I'm going with Beard, he REALLY sucked.

[Hank_Hill 17892]

You’ve doomed us all

[DFW Horn 6039]

This thread

[BurntOrange&White 38889]

5 hours ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

I just want to know who sucks more, Quinn Ewers or Chris Beard?  I'm going with Beard, he REALLY sucked.

Rick Barnes sucks more than Beard. That should get him going 

[52-80 19000]

 

Top 10 Named for the 2024 Johnny Unitas Golden Arm Award

Baltimore, MD – The Johnny Unitas Golden Arm Educational Foundation and presenting partner, A. O. Smith, announce the Top 10 candidates for this year’s Golden Arm Award. These remaining quarterbacks are 10 of the best players in college football across the nation.

The candidates are selected by the distinguished Johnny Unitas Golden Arm Selection Committee, a group of prominent college football journalists, commentators, announcers, and former players. The award annually recognizes the top senior or upperclassman quarterback set to graduate with their class. Candidates are chosen based on player performance on-and-off the field.

 

2024 Golden Arm Award Top 10 Presented by A. O. Smith

• Drew Allar, Penn State
• Carson Beck, Georgia
• Jaxson Dart, Ole Miss
• Quinn Ewers, Texas
• Dillon Gabriel, Oregon

• Will Howard, Ohio State
• Cade Klubnik, Clemson
• Kurtis Rourke, Indiana
• Shedeur Sanders, Colorado
• Cam Ward, Miami

[SameSame 1672]

If I was an NFL owner and my GM drafted Allar or Beck or Ewers in any round.  I would fire his ass on the spot.

[immamac 41747]

I made a Longcat more serious post about my opinion on what's going on and what was driving my personal frustration with Quinn and the only feedback on that post was "well NFL quarterbacks are terrible too" yeah, and they get shit on, very very hard by everyone when they play below their expected or proven abilities. 

We have some unknown radio quote from hornsports which I cannot fucking find anywhere where Quinn apparently in his own words said he was "thinking about getting hit or how to take hits" which is exactly the behavior I was calling out. It fits my narrative, but it's improperly sourced and I choose to believe Quinn has better representation than to ever let him say something so fucking stupid on air. 

Some of you act like the words I used being short and intentionally inflammatory were somehow off limits or completely unfounded in any reality, then all arguing about the exact same thing that proves what I was saying anyway. 

Quinn is absolutely fantastic when he's on. He's him, he's nails. What we have been seeing since the injury is specifically not that, it's not unreasonable to want a player who's proven he can play at a certain level to consistently play at that level. Not asking for perfect Quinn or no mistakes ever Quinn. 

Its just easier to say "Quinn is playing like a pussy" than to type all that out so stop fucking acting like it's not hyperbole and funny to call the QB1 a pussy because he's playing a bit mentally skittish, which is an opinion shared by many many many people in circles that would know.