QB1 Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet

[immamac 44,422]

Just now, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

sooooo  

guess i'll ask. is this instagram DM screenshot making the rounds with ewers seemingly fucked up asking for nudes real? 

I'm sure it is. Why wouldn't he be doing that? 

[BurgleBro 983]

5 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I don't think Quinn started slow...we've seen Quinn slow starts before and this was definitely not it. 

Hmm.  He got lucky he didn't have yet another 1st Q int.  DE ducked back into coverage and Q had no clue. 

 

But that was the only real "mistake" he made. 

[Js1 87,306]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm sure it is. Why wouldn't he be doing that? 

This.

He's the QB at UT - you're god damn right he's asking for nudes from girls. 

[Had Enough 2,125]

17 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I understand it was not a high difficulty throw, but everything about the TD pass to Helm (quick trigger, zip on the ball, placement) were things that Quinn was seemingly having trouble with the last few weeks. That play was when I thought to myself he might finally be healthy again.

Exactly why did that make you think he is now healthy?

The best thing about it was the quick decision.

[BurntOrange&White 42,020]

 

Obviously fake.

 

Edited November 11 by BurntOrange&White

[Had Enough 2,125]

4 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

You won't have to catch it... it'll be stuck in your mask.

Not if you have the old school T-bar.  First game ever played in 7th.  Ball thrown right between my eyes.  At one point, the ball just disappeared then doinked off the face mask.

[Codaxx 6,274]

6 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

Exactly why did that make you think he is now healthy?

The best thing about it was the quick decision.

It was simple read. Sark called play action pass and the ILB was blitzing and mugged up on the LOS. It was pretty obvious, not much to make a decision about

Edited November 11 by Codaxx

[Had Enough 2,125]

1 minute ago, Codaxx said:

It was simple read. Sark called play action pass and the ILB was blitzing and mugged up on the LOS. It was pretty obvious, not much to make a decision about

That one I won’t take completely for granted.  There was a free blitzer that sped it up a bit.  Obviously a play the QB needs to make.  Just thought the throw was easier than the quick decision part.

[Tex Long 4,679]

9 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

Not if you have the old school T-bar.  First game ever played in 7th.  Ball thrown right between my eyes.  At one point, the ball just disappeared then doinked off the face mask.

Didn't hit you in the face, though, just doinked off the mask. You shoulda caught it.

[BurntOrange&White 42,020]

12 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

Not if you have the old school T-bar.  First game ever played in 7th.  Ball thrown right between my eyes.  At one point, the ball just disappeared then doinked off the face mask.

No excuses...catch the damn ball, pussy.

[UTEE97 3,946]

Funny. Looks like he is giving a middle finger. 

 

 

[sidis 10,020]

34 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

This is why this thread is so long and why the debate continues regarding Quinn’s effectiveness.

We never know which Quinn is going to show up, and we continue to hope for a Quinn we have occasionally seen, despite him more regularly being the guy who has happy feet, has terrible mechanics, and is worried at the mere idea of pressure.

Too many “ifs” with Quinn for us to reach the pinnacle and I’ll happily eat crow if I’m wrong.

100% agree. it's not even consistency from game to game for quinn, it is offensive series to offensive series. the same guy that played in the first quarter of the game also played second quarter. 

but he never showed much of anything worth a damn against ou, uga, or vandy outside of two great passes against vandy (first td to moore and 3rd and long to bolden) and at least yesterday, he occasionally threw some really, really nice balls.

[taybo20 3,042]

We will know soon enough if it’s real if his gf breaks up with him

[BurntOrange&White 42,020]

6 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Funny. Looks like he is giving a middle finger. 

 

 

 

🤣

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

3 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

We will know soon enough if it’s real if his gf breaks up with him

Worst case scenario is that’s a chat between him and his OU gf and she still won’t send him a nude. Ewers deserves better 

[BurntOrange&White 42,020]

Quinn goes from pussy to begging for pussy pics. The scripts writers are hilarious. 

[Codaxx 6,274]

17 minutes ago, sidis said:

100% agree. it's not even consistency from game to game for quinn, it is offensive series to offensive series. the same guy that played in the first quarter of the game also played second quarter. 

but he never showed much of anything worth a damn against ou, uga, or vandy outside of two great passes against vandy (first td to moore and 3rd and long to bolden) and at least yesterday, he occasionally threw some really, really nice balls.

It's his footwork. I dont understand how a kid that has had a Qb coach since about the time he came out of the womb can have such poor footwork. It been an issue since he came to Texas and even in the Florida game, he would throw off his backfoot with no pressure. It has to be frustrating the hell out of Sark. 

[Gandalfish 392]

59 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm sure it is. Why wouldn't he be doing that? 

To keep his Sooner girlfriend happy?

[Newy25 7,954]

Fine Whatever Booty

 

That should be the new name of the football board. 

[Jkwellborn 7,071]

sooooo  
guess i'll ask. is this instagram DM screenshot making the rounds with ewers seemingly fucked up asking for nudes real? 

Where you gonna send him some of it was? I mean, what guy doesn’t want to see nudes of the sex they are interested in.

[pyrohornIII 4,848]

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

Quinn played a lot better than he did in the last few games for sure, but I don't know how much of that was him getting his confidence/mojo back and how much of that was the relative ease of the game. We have seen him flourish in easy games many times before, so it's not news. I don't know if his better showing means he is going to play well at Arky or Collie station as well. We shall see!

He seemed to flourish against Bama well enough.  I mean I get what you are saying, but it's not like he crumbles against every quality opponent.  And despite what Graham Cracker Dude says, aggy is not comparable to the last two teams Saban fielded against us.

 

 

[Tex-19 3,013]

Real or not, QE is going to have a not-so-happy gf to deal with this week..

[BurntOrange&White 42,020]

 

 

[nbmishoid 989]

3 hours ago, sunset87 said:

Looked like to me that Quinn had more velocity on his throws against UF than the last few games.  He might just be fully recovered from his strained abdomen.

6 weeks seemed to be his magic number.  Let’s roll.

[Js1 87,306]

39 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Fine Whatever Booty

 

That should be the new name of the football board. 

His game is cheeks 

[Dnaguy 12,724]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

 

[HRSchenker 2,341]

Without pics of this Audrey character I'm not sure I'm interested in this story 

[Your Mom 4,985]

If this leads to him no longer having a sooner gf we’ll all be better off for it. We shouldn’t have to deal with the bad mojo that comes with that. 

[Thatguy 9,457]

2 hours ago, immamac said:

I think I'm starting to understand what's happening.

People like watching Arch play a lot more. It's dynamic, he's fast, he makes iffy decisions and loves to throw his beautiful deep ball. 

I think ewers is most of the way back to where he was pre-injury. 

Yep. Arch is why this thread is 300 pages. If we didn't have Arch we wouldn't be in here bitching every week.

[6th Street 6,708]

It was nice of Quinn to say "not even a vid", like come on it's not too much to ask 

[hobbes2702 13,513]

1 hour ago, Gandalfish said:

To keep his Sooner girlfriend happy?

Are you guys under the impression that the starting qb at Texas, who’s going to get drafted, is faithful to his girlfriend that lives in another state?

[bad_teammate 13,568]

3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Are you guys under the impression that the starting qb at Texas, who’s going to get drafted, is faithful to his girlfriend that lives in another state?

I think it always just baffles up that guys in his position are as hard up/down bad as the rest of the guys their age.

Also, we never fail to find the amusement in watching that which is undefeated stay undefeated.

[BurntOrange&White 42,020]

8 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Are you guys under the impression that the starting qb at Texas, who’s going to get drafted, is faithful to his girlfriend that lives in another state?

Yes he's a good Christian and too much of a pussy to cheat.

[Gandalfish 392]

10 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Are you guys under the impression that the starting qb at Texas, who’s going to get drafted, is faithful to his girlfriend that lives in another state?

I don't know much of anything about Quinn personally.

This was answering the question "Why wouldn't he be doing that?"

It's a plausible answer, even if not accurate.

[South Austin 53,277]

14 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Are you guys under the impression that the starting qb at Texas, who’s going to get drafted, is faithful to his girlfriend that lives in another state?

Shit, I hope he got laid by someone local instead of waiting for his Sooner girlfriend.  It might improve his play.

[MrBig 5,653]

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

🤣

This sounds like us begging desperately for Quinn to throw the deep ball. Why not? Just one. Fine whatever. Checkdown. 

[HtownHorn 15,235]

23 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Are you guys under the impression that the starting qb at Texas, who’s going to get drafted, is faithful to his girlfriend that lives in another state?

No we are under the impression that if Case McCoy can video his teammate having sex, then Quinn doesn't have to beg women for nudies.

[hobbes2702 13,513]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

No we are under the impression that if Case McCoy can video his teammate having sex, then Quinn doesn't have to beg women for nudies.

Oh I agree with that. The most sketch thing about this is the begging. Plenty of modern women around.

[sidis 10,020]

i mean, it appears she sent him the photo so...

either way, i am counting on @shadow_operative2.0 somehow getting his hands on it and posting it in ipihb.  sooner than later preferably.

[Gene Parmesan 4,085]

26 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Shit, I hope he got laid by someone local instead of waiting for his Sooner girlfriend.  It might improve his play.

[BurntOrange&White 42,020]

18 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Oh I agree with that. The most sketch thing about this is the begging. Plenty of modern women around.

If I were betting it came from someone with Arkansas ties 

[UTEE97 3,946]

Quinn is going to have an interesting week. It's funny to see people who all expect to get pussy easily beg for one. Perhaps it's not so easy for them after all. Hope he can focus on practice. Next week's game is not going to be a cakewalk.

[Texasborn91 1,103]

6 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Quinn is going to have an interesting week. It's funny to see people who all expect to get pussy easily beg for one. Perhaps it's not so easy for them after all. Hope he can focus on practice. Next week's game is not going to be a cakewalk.

Lmfao

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,294]

5 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

That isn't a football specific term. But are you suggesting that is something wrong with homo-eroticism? Some people find it to be the best eroticism. 

Especially Autoerotic Asphyxiarion

[Thatguy 9,457]

4 hours ago, Codaxx said:

Yes. Quinn is great with a clean pocket and 1st read is there. He one of the best QBs in the country in that environment. He has a rep for poor pocket presence and an inability to handle pressure. Only way for him to win over his detractors is to have a big game with a messy pocket. There just arent many chances for that. 

He had messy pockets last year and played well.

[Richter 2,428]

Audrey is holding out for Arch.

[Your Mom 4,985]

[BurntOrange&White 42,020]

44 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

He had messy pockets last year and played well.

Wonder if he’s tired of his Oklahoma girls messy pocket after experiencing a clean pocket?

[MrBig 5,653]

2 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

Quinn is going to have an interesting week. It's funny to see people who all expect to get pussy easily beg for one. Perhaps it's not so easy for them after all. Hope he can focus on practice. Next week's game is not going to be a cakewalk.

This explains the poor pocket presence. Poor guy is going out there with a loaded gun.

[Had Enough 2,125]

1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

He had messy pockets last year and played well.

Not sure those clean pockets exist in your world.

It is a bit ironic that people give the pass protection hell on occasion then come back and changed their tone after watching it again and much more closely.  Our poor games are a day in the life of many QBs.  When we lose upfront, it’s often one guy.  That’s much easier to handle that 2+ plus guys.

It generally goes that as the Oline goes so goes the QB.