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This year's QBs have been very underwhelming. Beck is a pick machine, Ewers is injury prone and struggled with the deep ball, Sanders is an unlikable asshole with the most physical talent but plays an incredibly weak schedule. Dart is inconsistent at best. 

Very weak NFL QB draft this year. Quinn has to go pro now to take advantage of it

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1 hour ago, MrBig said:

Kurtis Rourke, Indiana. Their offense reminds me of ours with the short passes but his deep ball is also pretty accurate. 
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Terrible mechanics. Homeboy is throwing like a fadeaway jumper. We don’t care if it’s completed or dropped, ITS ABOUT HIS MECHANICS DAMMMIT 

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34 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

So glad I follow this thread, or I would never have know that some of Quinn Ewer's TD passes have been really bad throws.

 

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Hey...remember when the little bitches on this thread threw perfect TD passes for the Horns in any game, much less a game we cakewalked through?

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On 11/12/2024 at 7:10 PM, AnotherLawyer said:

We were down 6 to Florida with 1 second to go in the game when Ewers doesn't throw a perfect pass to Moore in the endzone that hit his hands but he didn't catch but could have caught if it had been perfect.

That's how you dumb motherfuckers are acting.

It's very umcomventiomal for him to drop a pass, much less 2. He usually has glue for hands. 

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2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

It was Florida shitting out third string DBs 

I don't expect much tomorrow.

Arkansas's secondary is just as bad and their best corner is out. This is their 10th game of the season and they were holding open tryouts for every position in the last two weeks.

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4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

This is their 10th game of the season and they were holding open tryouts for every position in the last two weeks.

Maybe all of the people on this board with kids who attend Arkansas (and who try to convince us that it is the new Princeton) can send their little retards for a tryout. 

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1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I'll go ahead and say it........if this was prison rules football, a couple of you would need to take a lap. Let's see what tomorrow brings around 11 am but until then, I'm gonna make sure some of you take a couple of laps to get this out of your system.

Yeah I'll get right on that.

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36 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Is that for real?

Yes they were holding open tryouts for every DB position, because in the last two games they had given up over 900 yards passing. By open tryouts, I mean the scholarship players, not like the Eagles did in the 70s.

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8 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

So glad I follow this thread, or I would never have know that some of Quinn Ewer's TD passes have been really bad throws.

 

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I think you should ask ChatGPT to update the template to a more relevant one, such as the following. Surlites, as you have so astutely discovered, are doctors of the theoretical kind.

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13 minutes ago, AeroHorn said:

I think you should ask ChatGPT to update the template to a more relevant one, such as the following. Surlites, as you have so astutely discovered, are doctors of the theoretical kind.

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Thanks for the tip, haha. I did use ChatGPT to write the article, and it did a fabulous job, as usual. 

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8 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

So glad I follow this thread, or I would never have know that some of Quinn Ewer's TD passes have been really bad throws.

 

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I’m skeptical of the Peer review for this one.  I hear it consists of Barstool, the aggy sport writer who looks like Rachel Maddow among other dubious peers.  Will read, but with suspicion.

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2 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

I’m skeptical of the Peer review for this one.  I hear it consists of Barstool, the aggy sport writer who looks like Rachel Maddow among other dubious peers.  Will read, but with suspicion.

You spelled RFK Jr. wrong. 

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35 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Doesn't seem like too much of a story.  College kid gets tired of girlfriend and tries to get some strange.  That said, hope it doesn't affect his play tomorrow.

Yeah, must be a slow news day. Nothing going on in the world. 

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50 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Doesn't seem like too much of a story.  College kid gets tired of girlfriend and tries to get some strange.  That said, hope it doesn't affect his play tomorrow.

Will you come here to post “Goddamnit Audrey, you had one fucking job!” if Quinn plays like shit tomorrow?

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4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Say what? You’d never catch me in those ugly sunglasses. I prefer some retro shades and a nice print top w some cute heels. 

Geti it, Girl!

4 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

Will you come here to post “Goddamnit Audrey, you had one fucking job!” if Quinn plays like shit tomorrow?

Quinn's gonna do it for Audrey 

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23 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

It was Florida shitting out third string DBs 

I don't expect much tomorrow.

Arkansas ain’t any better. They pass defense is like 120th in the nation. We won’t face a decent secondary again until the CFP. Aggy has a dline that could cause us problems though

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