QB1 Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet

Longhornlove · 2024-12-27T17:21:08Z

2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

irony of this is amazing. You started out saying OL could not pass protect vs Georgia. I pointed out that PFF credit them with 2 sacks allowed. I mentioned that the sacks were combination of OL, RBs, TEs, and QB. You decided to latch on to that. So to sum this up you created a false narrative about the OL to combat the false narrative about Quinn. fantastic.

Go back and watch the second half against Georgia where 2 linemen got yanked for getting destroyed, then come back and tell me they did a fantastic job. The problems with this offense all year has been the inability to run the football when they need to, specifically in the red zone. If you can't run the ball you become one dimensional. When you become one dimensional against teams like Georgia, bad things happen. Guess what, bad things happened, shocking right? You can try and spin any little sentence I post, go right ahead, IDGAF and most people with functional brain cells will see you for what you are.

There is no false narrative about the offensive line not doing a good job in pass protection when you give up 13 sacks in 2 games in your only 2 losses. You get either get sacked, pressured or you didn't. The offensive lines job is to pass block and run block, I know, really weird concept. Georgia was getting pressure with a 4 man front against everyone not named Banks at some point in both games.

Hank Kingsley · 2024-12-27T17:22:11Z

Just now, Longhornlove said:

You asked for an example, I gave you one from someone who knows way more about football than me or you. I'm really starting to think your intelligence resembles that of the character in your avatar.

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that, I apologize.

Well, you clearly can't think for yourself. And FYI, I just found Babers talking about Arch and the Mississippi State game and how the pre-snap motion increased from ULM game and was almost at the average with Quinn starting.

Longhornlove · 2024-12-27T17:22:38Z

4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I thought you understood, any criticism of Quinn is unfounded.

No short comings of the offense are on Quinn. Sark out front should have told you.

See, this is why you are a cunt, I've never even implied that BS but I take a ton of shit for it anyway.

immamac · 2024-12-27T17:22:40Z

I didn't say Sark was holding Quinn back. I said Sark doesn't have an offense that fits a gunslinger.

Sark took Quinn because everything else on the roster and committed was a dropoff and it locked down a class. He was raw and it was a good enough fit.

In a perfect world Sark has a very high football IQ, mostly pocket passer with a bit of getaway in him.

JJ McCarthy would have been a bad sark fit, Caleb Williams and Kyler Murray also terrible fits. The run around in the backfield and throw a guy open type of QB is not what Sarks philosophy of the game is.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1429865-the-nfl-quarterback-spectrum-analyzing-the-various-models-for-success

Its not a lark to think quinn may benefit from a staff that lets him gunslinger as that's his natural style

Longhornlove · 2024-12-27T17:25:14Z

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Well, you clearly can't think for yourself. And FYI, I just found Babers talking about Arch and the Mississippi State game and how the pre-snap motion increased from ULM

So it increased? Which implies it wasn't as much, which implies its is less ie. "dumbed down".

BurntEyes · 2024-12-27T17:25:44Z

1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

See, this is why you are a cunt, I've never even implied that BS but I take a ton of shit for it anyway.

You take a ton of shit for your horrible posts that in accurately blame others for issues that clearly reside with Quinn.

But I'm the cunt cause I'm agreeing with YOUR posts.

Sound logic there darlin.

Just now, Longhornlove said:

So it increased? Which implies it wasn't as much, which implies its is less ie. "dumbed down".

What?!?!

Jesus, Mary and Broseph.

Longhornlove · 2024-12-27T17:28:34Z

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Its not a lark to think quinn may benefit from a staff that lets him gunslinger as that's his natural style

Almost like trying to make VY a pocket passer? Thanks Jeff Fisher and early Greg Davis.

Hank Kingsley · 2024-12-27T17:29:30Z

Just now, Longhornlove said:

So it increased? Which implies it wasn't as much, which implies its is less ie. "dumbed down".

Are you ok? Let me slow it down for you. Arch, in his 2nd start of his career, had similar pre-snap motion count as the 3rd year starter.

So when you allow the synapses to start firing, the "dumbed down" argument is gone.

jimmyjazz · 2024-12-27T17:30:23Z

1 hour ago, MrBig said:

Why do those who say Quinn has no faults not understand sarcasm?

Please point out which posters have said Quinn has no faults.

I won't hold my breath.

Longhornlove · 2024-12-27T17:31:11Z

3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

But I'm the cunt cause I'm agreeing with YOUR posts.

You are being facetious and then attacking me for calling you out on it by pretending to be genuine? Weird.

Longhornlove · 2024-12-27T17:32:54Z

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Are you ok? Let me slow it down for you. Arch, in his 2nd start of his career, had similar pre-snap motion count as the 3rd year starter.

So when you allow the synapses to start firing, the "dumbed down" argument is gone.

Wanting something to be true doesn't make it so.

BurntEyes · 2024-12-27T17:34:10Z

4 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Almost like trying to make VY a pocket passer? Thanks Jeff Fisher and early Greg Davis.

So now Sark = Fisher/GDGD

That sir, is a deep well you just threw Sark in, great work!

immamac · 2024-12-27T17:34:23Z

4 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Almost like trying to make VY a pocket passer? Thanks Jeff Fisher and early Greg Davis.

Correct. VY was a mobile pocket passer. Designed pocket mobility was where he was so good and its a good fit for dual threat QBs.

I want to see Big XII championship Quinn the rest of the way. It's gonna be a fun January if next Wednesday goes according to plan.

BurntEyes · 2024-12-27T17:35:00Z

3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

You are being facetious and then attacking me for calling you out on it by pretending to be genuine? Weird.

I'm attacking YOU? Pretty sure I'm not the one calling people cunt.

BurntEyes · 2024-12-27T17:36:47Z

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Correct. VY was a mobile pocket passer. Designed pocket mobility was where he was so good and its a good fit for dual threat QBs.

I want to see Big XII championship Quinn the rest of the way. It's gonna be a fun January if next Wednesday goes according to plan.

So, Quinn can run like VY!!!!

Holy shit balls the dumb just went to 11.

I'm proud immamac, your full aggie is shinning today. And yes, that's worse than calling you a cunt. Must be the forth coming aggie/USC game calling forth the deeply hidden gomer in you.

Edited 19 hours ago by BurntEyes

Codaxx · 2024-12-27T17:38:05Z

Just now, immamac said:

Correct. VY was a mobile pocket passer. Designed pocket mobility was where he was so good and its a good fit for dual threat QBs.

I want to see Big XII championship Quinn the rest of the way. It's gonna be a fun January if next Wednesday goes according to plan.

Michigan Quinn is what we all want. Texas is going to see some talented defenses after this week. This should be tune up and confidence builder for the offense. The Michigan Quinn that showed the best pocket presence of his career will likely be needed to win these playoffs.

closetohumping · 2024-12-27T17:38:06Z

27 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

So wait, your saying the Texas defense gets some credit in regards to how the opposing QB performs??

Such bullshit man!

Come on! The only reason Quinn didn't out perform them all was his shitty offensive teammates and crappy head coach.

Bold to say Quinn is better than the ULM qb

closetohumping · 2024-12-27T17:39:43Z

3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I'm attacking YOU? Pretty sure I'm not the one calling people cunt.

No but you accused him of sucking Klatts cock. Btw it’s not just Klatt. Geoff Schwartz, Mcshay and others have commented that he could be better. That’s what we’re all saying He could be better

BurntEyes · 2024-12-27T17:41:13Z

Damn got my first negs in fucking years, I think today, from 2 different posters.

Hell yes!! I'm generating some frustration today. Let's fucking go!

BurntEyes · 2024-12-27T17:42:41Z

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

No but you accused him of sucking Klatts cock. Btw it’s not just Klatt. Geoff Schwartz, Mcshay and others have commented that he could be better. That’s what we’re all saying He could be better

No, no I did NOT accused him of sucking Klatt's cock. He accused YOU of sucking Klatts cock. Then I directly denied ever sucking ANY Buffalo Cock.

Get it right man!

43 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

How does Klatts" dick taste? Yummy?

See!!!

immamac · 2024-12-27T17:43:35Z

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

So, Quinn can run like VY!!!!

Holy shit balls the dumb just went to 11.

I'm proud immamac, your full aggie is shinning today. And yes, that's worse than calling you a cunt. Must be the forth coming aggie/USC game calling forth the deeply hidden gomer in you.

What? I said Quinn is a gunslinger type. This is a sidebar talking about QB prototypes and how going to staffs where it's not a great fit can negatively impact the play of said QBs. You may need to take a break for a bit man.

Any gunslinger would do poorly with Sark. Sark needs a Pure Pocket Passer, a Downfield Passer or a Game Manager for his offense to really shine.

Arch is likely a mobile pocket type who's gonna end up a Downfield passer as he progresses if I had to guess.

Quinn is a gunslinger type trying to become a pure pocket type and its frustrating to watch.

AnotherLawyer · 2024-12-27T17:43:54Z

6 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

So, Quinn can run like VY!!!!

Holy shit balls the dumb just went to 11.

I'm proud immamac, your full aggie is shinning today. And yes, that's worse than calling you a cunt. Must be the forth coming aggie/USC game calling forth the deeply hidden gomer in you.

I don't think he said what you think he said. Maybe take a Xanax or something.

BurntEyes · 2024-12-27T17:44:49Z

37 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Oh, so you've joined the dick sucking club with Fondren & Main.

I've never sucked Klatt's dick, I've an aversion to Buffalo Cock (see Deion thread for more detail) but I can say Codaxx cock is not my standard relative to Fondren & Main.

I'm just glad you've hopefully recognized I've come to the light and now understand the reality.

Quinn's shitty teammates and coaches are the issue.

No dick sucking allegations from me

1 minute ago, AnotherLawyer said:

I don't think he said what you think he said. Maybe take a Xanax or something.

I prefer cocaine thank you very much!

AnotherLawyer · 2024-12-27T17:47:52Z

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I prefer cocaine thank you very much!

No shit?

closetohumping · 2024-12-27T17:47:59Z

3 minutes ago, AnotherLawyer said:

I don't think he said what you think he said. Maybe take a Xanax or something.

Xanax before cock sucking?

BurntEyes · 2024-12-27T17:49:51Z

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

What? I said Quinn is a gunslinger type. This is a sidebar talking about QB prototypes and how going to staffs where it's not a great fit can negatively impact the play of said QBs. You may need to take a break for a bit man.

Any gunslinger would do poorly with Sark. Sark needs a Pure Pocket Passer, a Downfield Passer or a Game Manager for his offense to really shine.

Arch is likely a mobile pocket type who's gonna end up a Downfield passer as he progresses if I had to guess.

Quinn is a gunslinger type trying to become a pure pocket type and its frustrating to watch.

Here is your quote:

Correct. VY was a mobile pocket passer. Designed pocket mobility was where he was so good and its a good fit for dual threat QBs.

So you did compare Quinn's skill set to VY's. You've also compared Quinn to Farve and Mahomes on the last page.

So... saying Quinn is a gunslinger type indicates he's fucking MOBILE like VY, Farve and Mahomes.

He ain't.

MrBig · 2024-12-27T17:50:15Z

8 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

No but you accused him of sucking Klatts cock. Btw it’s not just Klatt. Geoff Schwartz, Mcshay and others have commented that he could be better. That’s what we’re all saying He could be better

@Longhornlove actually called you the Klatt cocksucker and said the word “yummy” like he has some skin in the cocksucking game

BurntEyes · 2024-12-27T17:50:32Z

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Xanax before cock sucking?

Yeah man, it's no Bueno, that's how accidents happen!

Longhornlove · 2024-12-27T17:51:22Z

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Here is your quote:

Correct. VY was a mobile pocket passer. Designed pocket mobility was where he was so good and its a good fit for dual threat QBs.

So you did compare Quinn's skill set to VY's. You've also compared Quinn to Farve and Mahomes on the last page.

So... saying Quinn is a gunslinger type indicates he's fucking MOBILE like VY, Farve and Mahomes.

He ain't.

Is reading comprehension actually that hard for you?

1 minute ago, MrBig said:

@Longhornlove actually called you the Klatt cocksucker and said the word “yummy” like he has some skin in the cocksucking game

I don't deny it, so what?

closetohumping · 2024-12-27T17:53:09Z

1 minute ago, MrBig said:

@Longhornlove actually called you the Klatt cocksucker and said the word “yummy” like he has some skin in the cocksucking game

Not surprisingly just like @BurntEyes tobacco infused saliva.

you know Klatt didn’t torch Quinn right? He just said he wasn’t perfect

Longhornlove · 2024-12-27T17:53:39Z

immamac · 2024-12-27T17:55:58Z

5 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Here is your quote:

Correct. VY was a mobile pocket passer. Designed pocket mobility was where he was so good and its a good fit for dual threat QBs.

So you did compare Quinn's skill set to VY's. You've also compared Quinn to Farve and Mahomes on the last page.

So... saying Quinn is a gunslinger type indicates he's fucking MOBILE like VY, Farve and Mahomes.

He ain't.

Yeah directly responding to another post. I didn't randomly just say that. Lmao take a bit of a breather.

BurntEyes · 2024-12-27T17:56:45Z

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Not surprisingly just like @BurntEyes tobacco infused saliva.

you know Klatt didn’t torch Quinn right? He just said he wasn’t perfect

He didn't claim that in his post.

Not sure why I'm slobbering on tobacco either.

But alas, I'm no hero, but I am a cunt.

Longhornlove · 2024-12-27T17:56:53Z

Just now, closetohumping said:

Not surprisingly just like @BurntEyes tobacco infused saliva.

you know Klatt didn’t torch Quinn right? He just said he wasn’t perfect

I know that, he IMHO defended him and I posted a video of it. I posted it to point out how many use Klatts words to try to prove their negative narrative on Quinn when there is actually evidence to the contrary from the same person. Nothing malicious towards you. I don't think you are a cunt or anything. LMAO.

BurntEyes · 2024-12-27T17:57:43Z

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Yeah directly responding to another post. I didn't randomly just say that. Lmao take a bit of a breather.

If you say so.

MrBig · 2024-12-27T17:58:24Z

4 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

I don't deny it, so what?

There’s nothing wrong with being a cocksucker as long as you can get the job done inside the 20.

closetohumping · 2024-12-27T17:59:21Z

I’m still trying to figure out if I’m a cocksucker or not

immamac · 2024-12-27T18:01:42Z

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I’m still trying to figure out if I’m a cocksucker or not

If you have to ask...

Longhornlove · 2024-12-27T18:03:53Z

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I’m still trying to figure out if I’m a cocksucker or not

Longhornlove · 2024-12-27T18:05:39Z

Couldn't resist the Deadwood reference.

closetohumping · 2024-12-27T18:25:18Z

23 minutes ago, immamac said:

If you have to ask...

you fuck one goat…..

MrBig · 2024-12-27T18:29:09Z

8 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I’m still trying to figure out if I’m a cocksucker or not

This thread has become the KlattSuckers vs Q-Anons (no CR). Winning a title will wash all of this shit away and convert everyone here into dedicated Sarkaholics.*

*Disclaimer: This is a lighthearted joke and not a shot at Sark. It’s meant to describe all the Sark cocksucking that will be taking place here after winning a title.

Tex Long · 2024-12-27T18:31:46Z

If only someone would post some statistics that could show us whether the failures are due to our QB being a choker, or his teammates not supporting him on one or the other - or both - sides of the ball, or the QB coach being worthless, or the non-existent OC and or the gameday Play Caller not calling plays that the QB can actually execute, or the HC generating shit strategic game plans... or what?

Meanwhile, we seem to be heavily favored to win the first of the last three games we need to claim the Big Trophy.

If only we had some stats...

TotallyLegit · 2024-12-27T18:40:14Z

8 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

If only someone would post some statistics that could show us whether the failures are due to our QB being a choker, or his teammates not supporting him on one or the other - or both - sides of the ball, or the QB coach being worthless, or the non-existent OC and or the gameday Play Caller not calling plays that the QB can actually execute, or the HC generating shit strategic game plans... or what?

Meanwhile, we seem to be heavily favored to win the first of the last three games we need to claim the Big Trophy.

If only we had some stats...

Stats are for Ewers.

coachherman'sgrill · 2024-12-27T18:48:21Z

If I could make a suggestion for some New Year’s resolutions, maybe we could think about what we are actually posting? You either think Quinn is good or he isn’t but the horse is already dead. Win and advance. At this point does it matter how? Because last game we ran it down their throats. Does it matter who says what, how Quinn plays if we get a win and keep going?
I know these kids get a bunch of money, representing the school and largely the state but damn, are we all invested this much in one player that is winning? This has been a great season so far, last year we won a B12 championship and played in the SEC championship.
He’s sometimes frustrating, for sure, but give the kid some grace for winning, especially under all this pressure being put upon him instead of analyzing every. Single. Thing.
He’s a good kid that has won here and hopefully he can add a national title to his time here.

Edited 18 hours ago by coachherman'sgrill

Tex Long · 2024-12-27T18:53:45Z

12 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Stats are for Ewers.

You spelled "Boom" incorrectly.

Bozo_Casanova · 2024-12-27T19:15:12Z

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

So, Quinn can run like VY!!!!

Holy shit balls the dumb just went to 11.

I'm proud immamac, your full aggie is shinning today. And yes, that's worse than calling you a cunt. Must be the forth coming aggie/USC game calling forth the deeply hidden gomer in you.

now now boys, you can both be cunts

Jkwellborn · 2024-12-27T19:23:21Z

So the people saying the offense is dumbed down for Quinn are asking me to provide proof that it is dumbed down Arch?
I didn't do the work but it can be seen watching the replays. Rod Babers did the work. In one of his break downs he described a significantly less rate of motion and multi motion in when Arch was running the offense. That would be "dumbing it down".

Why is the lack of motion pre snap considered dumbing it down? You’d think since it makes it more difficult to tell coverages with motion and it’s more distracting, that it’s being made easier on the guy running it.

I think Klatt had an explanation for this. Sark is having to scheme extra hard to get guys open for Quinn. He’s not comfortable throwing to relatively covered guys.

I believe it. You can tell how he double clutches before throwing sometimes. It’s like he’s not sure what he’s seeing or if the guy is open enough.

Hookem10 · 2024-12-27T19:32:10Z

42 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

If I could make a suggestion for some New Year’s resolutions, maybe we could think about what we are actually posting? You either think Quinn is good or he isn’t but the horse is already dead. Win and advance. At this point does it matter how? Because last game we ran it down their throats. Does it matter who says what, how Quinn plays if we get a win and keep going?
I know these kids get a bunch of money, representing the school and largely the state but damn, are we all invested this much in one player that is winning? This has been a great season so far, last year we won a B12 championship and played in the SEC championship.
He’s sometimes frustrating, for sure, but give the kid some grace for winning, especially under all this pressure being put upon him instead of analyzing every. Single. Thing.
He’s a good kid that has won here and hopefully he can add a national title to his time here.

MrBig · 2024-12-27T19:33:56Z

45 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

He’s sometimes frustrating, for sure, but give the kid some grace for winning

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