QB1 Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

4 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

I think he will have a good game.

Should have a good game plan and has had time to digest it. Plus some time to heal. 

Me too. 
if he doesn’t that’s a bad sign. 

[Nivek 16923]

He is going to throw it deep to worthy 5 times for 400 yards and 5 TDS.

Oh yeah!

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

On 12/27/2022 at 10:18 AM, Kel Varnsen said:

 

 

Today he would be tried for attempted murder and so jail time 

[Wally Pryor 5261]

22 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

 It’s an entirely different environment. 

True dat.

Ewers is without the two best players on the team behind him to win the game when he can't. Game's on his shoulders to be the offense, and to match Penix who's going to put up #s.

Get your popcorn. 

[Nivek 16923]

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Today he would be tried for attempted murder and so jail time 

well to be fair, if they did that to a Texas player it wouldn't get called.  If it was done by a Texas player... 

[Horn Dogg 3874]

8 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Today he would be tried for attempted murder and so jail time 

Man, that clip makes me miss how badly we beat the shit out of everyone  in 2005.

[Helobious 9450]

15 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

True dat.

Ewers is without the two best players on the team behind him to win the game when he can't. Game's on his shoulders to be the offense, and to match Penix who's going to put up #s.

Get your popcorn. 

Lol. Penix isnt a 1/4 the QB that even Ewers is.  We’re going to dog walk them.

[Jkwellborn 6691]

Lol. Penix isnt a 1/4 the QB that even Ewers is.  We’re going to dog walk them.

Can he hit a wide open receiver?

[CurlyDumps 4468]

Hopefully Ewers didnt succumb to too many late night taco trucks while in the city of big women.

[Armybrat 40822]

Or do any amateur video productions.

[TexasTroll 454]

4 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Can he hit a wide open receiver?

Depends on the length of the 2x4

[Ignatius 4017]

23 hours ago, JFKFC said:

Lol where is that shirt for sale?

[sith_horn 2379]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Or do any amateur video productions.

                       

[LTtxfan 49144]

Nice job by Quinn running for that 1st down.

Big 3rd down pick up !!! 💥

[Neonmoon 38129]

Ewers is so average 

[CurlyDumps 4468]

Well, we can finally rule out the desperate "m-maybe he was injured!" excuse-fantasy. He's just wretched. Garrett Gilbert 2.0.

 

Still waiting to see what "generational arm talent" is supposed to look like.

[Dnaguy 11920]

This team is not ‘Roman ready’

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Ewers is a fucking dumpster fire. 

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

Y’all are literally insane with wretched and bust. 
he’s been… fine. Decent. Ok.  Average. Hasn’t had a great pocket. Missed a couple so far. Threw some intermediate stuff fine. 
Just nothing particularly noteworthy good or bad. Never thought we’d get boring from Ewers but here we are I guess.

[Neonmoon 38129]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Y’all are literally insane with wretched and bust. 
he’s been… fine. Decent. Ok.  Average. Hasn’t had a great pocket. Missed a couple so far. Threw some intermediate stuff fine. 
Just nothing particularly noteworthy good or bad. Never thought we’d get boring from Ewers but here we are I guess.

The issue is when he makes mistakes. Same with our WR. It’s always on conversion downs. Oh missed a pass, dropped a pass. Infuriating 

[Dnaguy 11920]

Ewers isn’t reason we are a TD down. 
This is just a very 2022 showing for this team.

I say this with as little bitch assness as possible.

it’s just… yeah.

 

Edited December 30, 2022 by Dnaguy

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The issue is when he makes mistakes. Same with our WR. It’s always on conversion downs. Oh missed a pass, dropped a pass. Infuriating 

Sure. It’s a little bit off. And a lot of that is on money downs but that’s not the description inwas reading on this page. 
not a great springboard for next year right now. 

[Ghost of Shag 2608]

Ewers sucks ass.

Some of y’all need to stop making excuses for him.

[Herpa Derpa 6123]

He plays lazy and it shows.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I’m over the Ewers experiment.

[staboner 4969]

dude needs to practice footwork like from the top. ain't nothing ever coming good from him till he gets that shitshow worked on. its just terribad

[tx ind 7007]

He’s ass , my dude.

[Helobious 9450]

If you want to see what a truly shitty QB looks like he’s wearing purple & throwing left-handed tonight. Ewers isn’t amazing but he’s more than good enough to win this game. Rest of the team isn’t holding up.

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Southwest Airlines has had a better last week. 

[Ghost of Shag 2608]

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

If you want to see what a truly shitty QB looks like he’s wearing purple & throwing left-handed tonight. Ewers isn’t amazing but he’s more than good enough to win this game. Rest of the team isn’t holding up.

Shut the fuck up.

He sucks.

[IPoopOnWhoop 104]

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

If you want to see what a truly shitty QB looks like he’s wearing purple & throwing left-handed tonight. Ewers isn’t amazing but he’s more than good enough to win this game. Rest of the team isn’t holding up.

Shut the fuck up

[Helobious 9450]

Lol. What a bunch of pussies. Ewers will make a couple plays in the 2nd half and Penix will fuck up the rest. We will win. Bookmark it.

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

The internet is so stupid. Everything is always either the greatest or the worst. 

[Dnaguy 11920]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

The internet is so stupid. Everything is always either the greatest or the worst. 

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

This is the stat line from what happened that’s been described in apocalyptic terms  

Edited December 30, 2022 by Wulaw Horn

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

I mean son of a fucking bitch worthy where exactly does the ball have to be for you to catch it down field? 

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

Times 2

[Helobious 9450]

Worthy posts on this thread. He has to.

[Mez2 4023]

Those were great fucking throws

[Lurch 5922]

The internet is so stupid. Everything is always either the greatest or the worst. 

Worthy is the worst.

[utexas8 1436]

Hear me out. What if Quinn has been covering for worthy all this time.

[Vic Mackey 47012]

1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Ewers sucks ass.

Some of y’all need to stop making excuses for him.

 He's nowhere near the hype he had. Maybe next year will be different, who knows. But as of now, he's not leading us anywhere. There's a reason why he had no shot to do anything on the Ohio St depth chart. He's just an average QB at best. That isn't going to get it done.

Edited December 30, 2022 by Vic Mackey

[CurlyDumps 4468]

59 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Lol. What a bunch of pussies. Ewers will make a couple plays in the 2nd half and Penix will fuck up the rest. We will win. Bookmark it.

Care to triple down on your laughably stupid take?

[NorthLoop 14183]

He's actually been pretty good this game. Worthy fucking sucks. 

[6th Street 6390]

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

If you want to see what a truly shitty QB looks like he’s wearing purple & throwing left-handed tonight. Ewers isn’t amazing but he’s more than good enough to win this game. Rest of the team isn’t holding up.

Lololol

[Helobious 9450]

Give me a break. Penix has receivers, Ewers does not.

[936horn 910]

Quinn has markedly improved. Anyone saying otherwise is suffering Ewers Derangement Syndrome and needs to take a breather. 

[jimmyjazz 45889]

Quinn isn't the problem tonight.  He's not great, but he's not the problem.  Xavier?  He's a fucking problem.

[4th&Five 41515]

Really nice second half from Quinn. 

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Really nice second half from Quinn. 

And the first half wasn’t the disaster it was made out to be. Just a little off. This is a workable performance that won’t lose us games going forward. It’s not CFP worthy as the driver of that but it’s competent.