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Secrant hating on the Horns:

 

Texas being shitty hosts

Posted on 9/5/22 at 8:12 pm
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The Million Dollar Band isn’t making the trip because Texas won’t allot enough space to accommodate them and what seats they have offered are in the nosebleed section upper deck. Kristen Saban said that is also where they sit the coaches families. Word is only 300 seats out of the entire visitors allotment is in the lower bowl. It’s also been said that the visitors locker room is not air conditioned. What kind of shitshow are you running Shorthorns? Where are you spending all that money you are supposed to have? You will learn that the SEC teams are gracious hosts before we whip your arse and your band and fans will have proper seating to watch your destruction. Prepare thy anus, Texas and bite the pillow. This isn’t going to be pleasant for you.
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Christ almighty I thought LSU was pussified but you didn't even wait until your plane landed before you started crying! Boohoo our band can't come! Boohoo I gotta walk up a bunch of stairs to my seat! fricking pathetic!

The atmosphere will be electrifying. You will see smoking hot Longhorn babes with those tan vests and fringe hanging off everywhere. Several east Texas heffers with big old tiddy's in a white tank top with the longhorn skull on their cleavage area. Oil money dudes drinking Shiners in their Polo button downs. Loud, loud, loud. Bulls and cattle running everywhere.  

Everyone will have a blast. Stop crying.

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8 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Secrant hating on the Horns:

 

Texas being shitty hosts

Posted on 9/5/22 at 8:12 pm
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The Million Dollar Band isn’t making the trip because Texas won’t allot enough space to accommodate them and what seats they have offered are in the nosebleed section upper deck. Kristen Saban said that is also where they sit the coaches families. Word is only 300 seats out of the entire visitors allotment is in the lower bowl. It’s also been said that the visitors locker room is not air conditioned. What kind of shitshow are you running Shorthorns? Where are you spending all that money you are supposed to have? You will learn that the SEC teams are gracious hosts before we whip your arse and your band and fans will have proper seating to watch your destruction. Prepare thy anus, Texas and bite the pillow. This isn’t going to be pleasant for you.

So Alabama decided to take their seat allotment and sell them to the highest bidder?

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Maybe we'll beat them by 20 points and the first 3-touchdown underdog to have 3 nationally broadcast pre-game shows on campus for said game?

Fuck, gonna be hotter than I thought.  Looks like I quit the wrong season to quit sniffing glue.

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Man I rewatched the game and really focused on the line. Cole Hutson really struggled in pass pro. He looked awful at times. Him and Christian Jones on the same side is dubious. 

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4 hours ago, Deej said:

We got bitch slapped by an average Arkansas team. Bama crushing us will not be as bad. 

Plus, we won't have the RGBIII and Immamac Bang Bus check-ins. 

Maybe we can convince them to circle Austin in the motor home for a couple of days.  They could drink margaritas and eat gas station burritos the whole way and you wouldn’t know the difference from last years shit show.

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1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I’ll look at Plonsky’s boobs for a win over Bama…..ever time.

Yeah, but would you eat her pussy?  I just got a text from the devil and he said he might undo his deal with Saban if you were willing to dive in on that tough ass muff.

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So aggy already has their excuses lined up

and for the record, I’d eat Plonsky’s pussy like a Big Earl Kolache from Shipley for a win over the gumps.  I’m sure I’ve  eaten worse, probably, well maybe, okay probably not.

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2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Love that that SEC rant thread is basically them all threatening us with how nice and cordial they’re going to be when we’re the visiting team. 

One big family. 
 

let’s be the black sheep of that family 

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Just now, ChickenNuggets said:

I'd rather be the rich cousin that shows up and fucks everyone else out of their inheritance.

Which ever, as long as everyone else hates us I’m good. 

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On 9/4/2022 at 8:39 AM, Surly Bevo said:


This thread is all rationale to even slightly pussy.

That's what happens when you go 5-7 and lose to fucking Kansas. It goes without saying that I would love to win but when I looked at Alabama on this years schedule, I immediately thought of Training Day.

 

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So aggy already has their excuses lined up

and for the record, I’d eat Plonsky’s pussy like a Big Earl Kolache from Shipley for a win over the gumps.  I’m sure I’ve  eaten worse, probably, well maybe, okay probably not.

Worse than a Shipley's Kolache? Yeah, probably not. Those things are disgusting.

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3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas being shitty hosts

Posted on 9/5/22 at 8:12 pm
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The Million Dollar Band isn’t making the trip because Texas won’t allot enough space to accommodate them and what seats they have offered are in the nosebleed section upper deck. Kristen Saban said that is also where they sit the coaches families. Word is only 300 seats out of the entire visitors allotment is in the lower bowl. It’s also been said that the visitors locker room is not air conditioned. What kind of shitshow are you running Shorthorns? Where are you spending all that money you are supposed to have? You will learn that the SEC teams are gracious hosts before we whip your arse and your band and fans will have proper seating to watch your destruction. Prepare thy anus, Texas and bite the pillow. This isn’t going to be pleasant for you.

Gracious, eh...

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13 hours ago, Texas Flood said:

Bama's defense is legit. Their offense run game is suspect though. Looking forward to seeing the PK/GP chess match w/ BOB on third and longs.

This would be a great sign since it means our DL can stop the run, I'm not as confident. 

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4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So aggy already has their excuses lined up

and for the record, I’d eat Plonsky’s pussy like a Big Earl Kolache from Shipley for a win over the gumps.  I’m sure I’ve  eaten worse, probably, well maybe, okay probably not.

Username checks out

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7 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Love that that SEC rant thread is basically them all threatening us with how nice and cordial they’re going to be when we’re the visiting team. 

You know who else used to be nice and cordial to us when we visited? Nebraska. 

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8 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

The whining about band shit is so played out. Bama doesn’t know what that’s like at other schools because their pussified scheduling keeps them from playing non-conference road games at opponents’ stadiums. And let’s all remember that we started giving tiny band allotments in bad locations because that’s what aggy did to us. 
 

At least no one at Texas has ever shoveled horse shit (or Bevo shit) onto an opposing band. 

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5 hours ago, Loop 1604 said:

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Ah, you must be from Houston, and don't know any better. 

Do yourself a favor. Get yourself to West. Find something authentic, light,  airy, and delicious. Throw away that bready garbage from Shipley's. 

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Oh no, the Kolache Wars are back!  It's a good thing nobody has mentioned kolache is plural and that the Big Earl is actually a klobasnek, anyway...

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