Game Week Thread Game Week- Alabama

[Gaffords 757]

We are going to win!.....

 

 

 

......maybe not tomorrow....

 

[jwtexan 180]

TEXAS!!!

[smoky 840]

Hate that "what if" story on ESPN.

[Ghost of Shag 2615]

48 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

This is what a Casey Thompson fan looks like haha. The joke originated on Twitter you dumb fuck. It wasn’t started here so you trying to call out people on here because you’re a hard ass poster is stupid as fuck. If a 600lb man makes a pretty funny joke about a 250lb man being fat, I’ll laugh because that’s what jokes are for. You probably should have been aborted so I don’t blame how shitty your takes are on you man. It’s all good 

Just to be clear….is he a hardass poster?

Or a hard ass poster?

Or a hard assposter.

So many questions.

[CastHorn 815]

I know we don’t really know what kind of team we are yet, but I can’t be convinced this Bama squad will blow us out. I don’t think they’re line is going to keep young Bryson clean. I think our big DBs are going to have success disrupting the timing of their okay WR group. I think our defensive line is deep enough to slow down their average run game for four quarters. Offensively I feel like Sark is going to pull at least 21 out his ass on just pure schematic witchery. 

[Jambon 176]

Shock the Nation Part 2 and it starts tomorrow!  Hook'em!!!!

[Rockethorn1978 6101]

What was shock the nation part 1?

[deech 2291]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

What was shock the nation part 1?

Our defense last year.

[ztejas 43524]

Just now, deech said:

Our defense last year.

I doubt that shocked anyone. 

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

I genuinely can’t wait to be the most insufferable fan base in America after we win this game tomorrow.

it’s time for some massive dick swinging.

Fuck everyone!  
 

We’re Fucking Texas!

[SA-KC_Horn 1295]

Guess what bama.....

.......fuuuuck you !

 

[RabidM 2668]

NM

 

Edited September 9, 2022 by RabidM

[Red Five 40877]

What was shock the nation part 1?

32 years ago.

[UTEE97 3522]

19 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

What was shock the nation part 1?

Beating UGA when no one gave us a chance?

[Jambon 176]

6 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Beating UGA when no one gave us a chance?

The 1990 UT football was the original Shock the Nation.  No one thought that team would be any good and they turned it around that year.

[OU Sucks 8893]

31 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

What was shock the nation part 1?

When Hudson Card transferred to KU in the middle of a game.

[Texasrocks 2149]

51 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

I genuinely can’t wait to be the most insufferable fan base in America after we win this game tomorrow.

I'm pretty sure Ohio State, Penn State, Baylor, and aggy are the Mount Rushmore of insufferable fans. Top 5 is the best we can hope for with that group. It couldn't hurt to try though.

[conVINCEd 21469]

6 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

I'm pretty sure Ohio State, Penn State, Baylor, and aggy are the Mount Rushmore of insufferable fans. Top 5 is the best we can hope for with that group. It couldn't hurt to try though.

That’s not a group I care to join.

[Horned to be wild 13]

Sabayon sucks! Longhorns by fiddy 

[Wishbone 4763]

2 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Just to be clear….is he a hardass poster?

Or a hard ass poster?

Or a hard assposter.

So many questions.

Not that hard. Who gives a fuck. 
On a more serious note, we’re gonna give Bama a game tomorrow.

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

[Fletch 5800]

2 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

What was shock the nation part 1?

watched the shit out of that growing up 

[VaLonghorn99 341]

Fun read about what Texas could be and a possible rivalry brewing: 

AL.com: Goodman: Texas is coming for Alabama.
https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2022/09/goodman-texas-is-coming-for-alabama.html

[Blotto 23560]

3 hours ago, Bevoball said:

I work downtown by the Chili Parlor, there's a bunch of cousin fuckers all around the area today.

Yeah my usual bike ride takes me down around the capital, and the place was thick with fat gumps just waddling around earlier.

[Domedriver 655]

2 hours ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

I genuinely can’t wait to be the most insufferable fan base in America after we win this game tomorrow.

it’s time for some massive dick swinging.

Fuck everyone!  
 

We’re Fucking Texas!

It was my vote on The Austin Parks Board that approved the SRV statue to be placed on Lady Bird Lake, then known as Town Lake.  I also helped get it through council.  Sat next to Jimmy V at the dedication and he wore purple leather pants!  I asked him, Jimmy?  Where did you git those pants?  He said Texas!

So I say Texas is going to open a can of woop ass, in the Vaughan Brother’s words, “Don’t Mess With Texas!”

 

Edited September 10, 2022 by Domedriver

[Vertuzzi 1375]

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Yeah my usual bike ride takes me down around the capital, and the place was thick with fat gumps just waddling around earlier.

Did you swerve at any? 

[Wax Beer Cup 382]

6 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Yeah my usual bike ride takes me down around the capital, and the place was thick with fat gumps just waddling around earlier.

Checked in to hotel in round rock about an hour ago.  Walking in I see this  ‘blonde’ mom and daughter looking like they just walked off the set of one of those creepy TLC youth cheerleading shows (think JonBenet  Ramsey) and think aw fuck, there must be a competition going on in RR and this hotel is gonna be crawling with these clones.  Nope, just Bama fans on their way to dinner. And no, you don’t want pics.  Just picture this x2. 
 

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[TexArcher 37989]

Jesus, people.

You've got access to the whole history of Longhorn football on your phone or laptop.  Spend some time with it; you'll be glad you did.

And hold your hand steady until "Gabriel."

Then get off my lawn.

And let's mudhole Alabama tomorrow because winning all the time isn't good for their kids.

[mr. sunshine 2830]

2 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

What was shock the nation part 1?

Being entirely too drunk and cold in the Cotton Bowl after the reasonable people had long ago exited to their warm vehicles 

[BigBenBamboozle 1957]

Only one thing left to do.. 🤘

[conVINCEd 21469]

Just now, mr. sunshine said:

Being entirely too drunk and cold in the Cotton Bowl after the reasonable people had long ago exited to their warm vehicles 

That was the first game I attended cheering for Texas.  Sophomore in high school.  

[DanTheHorn 4938]

2 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

What was shock the nation part 1?

Lets just say it did not end well so I hate when people use it.

[Duane Moore 5248]

Wild thing about that 1990 season was that our OOC schedule was Penn State, OU, and a Colorado team that split the national title that year. 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

I know two things are a certainty.

1. Texas will play Alabama tomorrow.

2. At the conclusion of that game, I will bleed Burnt Orange.

[LTtxfan 49320]

49 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Yeah my usual bike ride takes me down around the capital, and the place was thick with fat gumps just waddling around earlier.

Blotto...

[Codaxx 5806]

Just an interesting fact. Bama has won 53 straight non-conference regular season games. The last team they lost to was ULM.. Advantage Texas 

[ztejas 43524]

I'm getting just drunk enough at this point to where I think we can beat these assholes tomorrow. 

[Dilligas 666]

1 hour ago, Fletch said:

watched the shit out of that growing up 

So many players and memories, Lance Gunn, Brian Jones, Cash Bros! and many more

[Wulaw Horn 19138]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm getting just drunk enough at this point to where I think we can beat these assholes tomorrow. 

I wish alcohol did this to me. 

[LTtxfan 49320]

5 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I have some Bama buddies who are out on a boat on Lake Travis at the moment. I told them they get extra points if they can go dukes of hazard over the dam. 

 

They almost made it over the damn...

[Fletch 5800]

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm getting just drunk enough at this point to where I think we can beat these assholes tomorrow. 

I’m talking myself into it. Stupidly 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm getting just drunk enough at this point to where I think we can beat these assholes tomorrow. 

I'm getting drunk. I'm well enough aware that it has no impact on anything but my liver. Thankfully, the US Govt already made sure that was good and fucked. So a bit of elixir won't hurt anyone.

[JohnnyTapia 540]

Pouring up this James Harden wine to get drunk. Let’s shock the world tomorrow 

Edited September 10, 2022 by JohnnyTapia

[Wulaw Horn 19138]

20 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm getting just drunk enough at this point to where I think we can beat these assholes tomorrow. 

 

9 minutes ago, Fletch said:

I’m talking myself into it. Stupidly 

Y’all need to put your phones down and just fuck already. The will they or won’t they has gone on long enough. 

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

I liked this

[Fondren & Main 6726]

A young Coach Choice from back in the day!  
 

 

[CycleTex87 2979]

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

Being entirely too drunk and cold in the Cotton Bowl after the reasonable people had long ago exited to their warm vehicles 

Too soon. siap 

[LTtxfan 49320]

 

[Rimbo 26019]

 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

Okay. Some people, and I'm not going to name names, need a goddamned geography lesson.

There are only two locations on the planet Earth; Texas and not Texas. Fuck everywhere that is not Texas.

Geography is simple. I don't know how people keep fucking this up.