Game Week Thread Game Week- Alabama

[Brothahorn 10085]

6 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I’d be straight shocked if we can hold Alabama to 35 points. That looks like a halftime score 

GP is going to earn his money this week. And Bill O Brian is going to cement his legacy as a jackass.

[RPM 26227]

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Watching a replay today has brought me to this conclusion:

Our front four are some pipe hitting motherfuckers. 

Against uLm. 

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

So 41-21 is about what they’re saying. Seems light on the under. 

[Tex Pete 20179]

6 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

will we see Brock vs Brock?

No. 

[RPM 26227]

1 minute ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

So 41-21 is about what they’re saying. Seems light on the under. 

I think if we go balls to the wall we keep it to a 2 score game. 

[HillCountryBevo 231]

I wonder how @closetojumping is feeling about this matchup 

[LTtxfan 48972]

 

[Tex Pete 20179]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Surly: the land of incredibly regarded hot takes 

This morning, I considered posting that I am pretty sure several people on here are retards. I was correct, and I should have. 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

We know bama is gonna bring it and I’m more curious how we respond when they punch us in the mouth. If we don’t fold I can see us keeping it to something like 42-28. People talking about Georgia and lsu and then don’t bring up the Arkansas game which is a sark led team is dumb. Who cares how we played against Georgia or lsu years ago. just be prepared and let’s look like we actually practiced this week and get better every week. 

[texasdago 7553]

We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our spirits in the tradition of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.

[OU Sucks 8746]

If the whole Bama team gets food poisoning, we may be able to keep this one within 3 scores.

[TexEx15 17482]

Let’s just hope we don’t end up of this Twitter account next week. Oregon… Yikes.

This guys is hilarious.

[Atticus 3922]

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

We know bama is gonna bring it and I’m more curious how we respond when they punch us in the mouth. If we don’t fold I can see us keeping it to something like 42-28. People talking about Georgia and lsu and then don’t bring up the Arkansas game which is a sark led team is dumb. Who cares how we played against Georgia or lsu years ago. just be prepared and let’s look like we actually practiced this week and get better every week. 

They are playing at home with a much improved team and mentality. I'd say we could win if not for the special teams being terrible. We can't leave any points on the field in this game.

[billfromlaketravis 11360]

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

If the whole Bama team gets food poisoning, we may be able to keep this one within 3 scores.

Challenge accepted. Signed, aggy hotel chef

[Texas Jeff 1932]

When was the last time the #1 team visited DKR?

U of H was #3 in 1990.  Nebraska was #3 in 1999.  I found a 1953 game vs #3 Baylor.

Looking at Wikipedia, it might have been a 1950 game vs SMU.  Texas won 23-20.

[Hookem2147 20932]

7 hours ago, Smax said:

ULM had 3 sacks

2 of the 3 sacks came in garbage time with the second and third stringers in.

[Js1 85109]

Just now, Texas Jeff said:

When was the last time the #1 team visited DKR?

U of H was #3 in 1990.  Nebraska was #3 in 1999.  I found a 1953 game vs #3 Baylor.

Looking at Wikipedia, it might have been a 1950 game vs SMU.  Texas won 23-20.

2006 Ohio State?

[Texas Jeff 1932]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

2006 Ohio State?

oops, forgot that one.  You are correct!

[Bama Llama 1447]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

2006 Ohio State?

Winner winner ding ding. Rankings don't mean shit anyway, though. May the better team win and may no one get concussed or ACLd and please God, may this game not be decided by the fuckin refs.

[Hermanator 6944]

Somehow if going to have success in this one have to be able to run and shorten the game then on the other side stop the run and not give up more than 1 or 2 big plays. 

Ewers can't put this on his shoulders. Line has to allow Bijan and Roshon to pound out first downs and limit the shots they get on our defense. 

But Sark may not want to do that since we wouldn't play that way against anyone else on the schedule. May just toss the chips in, lay the cards down, and hope the team takes the field swinging their nuts.  

[Atticus 3922]

25 minutes ago, Js1 said:

2006 Ohio State?

2006: RSFr Colt McCoy against the stacked Buckeyes.

2022: RSFr Ewers against the stacked Crimson Tide. 

Too bad we aren't a stacked team coming off a title win this year.

[The Dog 43804]

29 minutes ago, Texas Jeff said:

When was the last time the #1 team visited DKR?

U of H was #3 in 1990.  Nebraska was #3 in 1999.  I found a 1953 game vs #3 Baylor.

Looking at Wikipedia, it might have been a 1950 game vs SMU.  Texas won 23-20.

2008 #1 Texas vs Mizzou

[Red Five 40661]

5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

2008 #1 Texas vs Mizzou

OSU was after that, IIRC. Not sure if that was the last one at #1 until that game I don't talk about. 

[utexas8 1433]

42-13
Not us

[SimkinsMan 4349]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Challenge accepted. Signed, aggy hotel chef

Dinesh Patel is the legend’s name. 

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

56 minutes ago, Texas Jeff said:

When was the last time the #1 team visited DKR?

U of H was #3 in 1990.  Nebraska was #3 in 1999.  I found a 1953 game vs #3 Baylor.

Looking at Wikipedia, it might have been a 1950 game vs SMU.  Texas won 23-20.

 

 

[TreatyOak 16150]

4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Our front four are some pipe hitting motherfuckers. 

[D3zii 3642]

As long as the kids have fun, the final score doesn’t matter! We’re all winners!!!!! 

Edited September 4, 2022 by D3zii

[The Original Greaser Bob 2798]

Man, you guys overthink shit.  This will be like LSU-Texas, except we will make actually make one or two big plays that get us the victory.

Our lines show they youth but show some grit and we don't get blown out in the trenches. 

[Gravy Train 974]

If the whole Bama team gets food poisoning, we may be able to keep this one within 3 scores.

Dinesh, Dinesh, make ‘em eat Paneer.

[D3zii 3642]

5 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Man, you guys overthink shit.  This will be like LSU-Texas, except we will make actually make one or two big plays that get us the victory.

Our lines show they youth but show some grit and we don't get blown out in the trenches. 

[SKA the boss 729]

I don't expect we can win, but when they leave I want them to know they've been in a fight. 

[Hank_Hill 18490]

12 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Man, you guys overthink shit.  This will be like LSU-Texas, except we will make actually make one or two big plays that get us the victory.

Our lines show they youth but show some grit and we don't get blown out in the trenches. 

We’ll see, say what you will about Herman but he got the team up for big games like this, LSU, Georgia, etc. Sark has yet to show that. 

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

I like the idea of Bijan being a decoy occasionally. The whole stadium will key on him. Thankfully we have 3 running backs that would start on any team 

[TommyGufano 6021]

1 hour ago, Bama Llama said:

Winner winner ding ding. Rankings don't mean shit anyway, though. May the better team win and may no one get concussed or ACLd and please God, may this game not be decided by the fuckin refs.

Unless if it's in our favor: I'd be able to get over that

[Sawbonz 27429]

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

several people on here are retards.

New motto?

[Blotto 23434]

1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

Dinesh Patel is the legend’s name. 

When he dies, do they plan on burying him right next to those dogs so that he can see the scoreboard for eternity? 

[Pig Bellmont 8691]

3 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

GP is going to earn his money this week. And Bill O Brian is going to cement his legacy as a jackass.

GP is technically earning TCU payoff money while breaking down film and helping with game plan. PK is who needs to prove something but realistically we’re not likely to contain Bryce Young

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

When he dies, do they plan on burying him right next to those dogs so that he can see the scoreboard for eternity? 

I’d say they’ll bury him at the bonfire but they already did that with some kids

[Bevo 13527]

3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

This morning, I considered posting that I am pretty sure several people on here are retards. I was correct, and I should have. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

I said road games not “neutral site”games Guess I have to spell it out

I was being sarcastic, haha. Alabamas OOC travel is an absolute joke

[Hagbard Celine 10761]

13 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:

The Georgia Oregon game doesn't inspire confidence. We need to work on snapping the ball inside 5 seconds on the play clock all week. 

that's stupid.  full boomhauer.  we will take what's coming or dish it out if it be god's will.   but we will not turtle and we will run our offense.

[closetojumping 62242]

4 hours ago, HillCountryBevo said:

I wonder how @closetojumping is feeling about this matchup 

I’m writing a mudhole for this game and will post it on Tuesday. Prepare your anuses, the jinx is incoming. 

[Hagbard Celine 10761]

11 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

God is not an aggie aggy fan, so there is a chance.

this.  i too expect a 3-score loss.  but there would be nothing more devastating to aggy than a competitive showing.  we don't even have to every threaten to actually win.   perform, compete, look legit, and throw a scare in to them in the 2nd half.  that's not a moral victory.  moral victories are for aggy.  but a competitive showing will leave jizz jars half-full the following week.

Just now, closetojumping said:

I’m writing a mudhole for this game and will post it on Tuesday. Prepare your anuses, the jinx is incoming. 

welp, it is always tuesday

[Teamdirtyleg 1058]

41 minutes ago, Bevo said:

There used to be a gif that showed Billy Loooochie in the mirror.  

[jdhorn92 1538]

3 hours ago, Atticus said:

2006: RSFr Colt McCoy against the stacked Buckeyes.

2022: RSFr Ewers against the stacked Crimson Tide. 

Too bad we aren't a stacked team coming off a title win this year.

Yeah, Charles had a crucial fumble on the goal line in Q1, needed 6 at that point in the game. 

[HenryJames 65890]

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m writing a mudhole for this game and will post it on Tuesday. Prepare your anuses, the jinx is incoming. 

[Goredho 17348]

9 hours ago, Footballpants said:

Holy fuck this site is pussified this morning. Y'all act like the Alabama football team is some conglomeration of mutant cyborg football robot assassins.

Guess what, their players put on their pants one leg at a time. What's more, Nick Saban is an old, senile fuck and his OC is fully regarded. This is gonna be a game - mark my words. Take the Horns and the points!

Also, all you gaping vaginas do the rest of us favor and stay home next Saturday. I don't give a shit if it's an 11 am game - get up early, get the bloodies rolling, and be ready to bring the noise. Hallelujah...holy shit! 

So you are saying we should just go ahead and get in the motherfucker?

[Blotto 23434]

19 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

There used to be a gif that showed Billy Loooochie in the mirror.  

[Cairn Horn88 8171]

4 hours ago, texasdago said:

We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our spirits in the tradition of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.

I’m more concerned about our attitude than our gratitude.

[Hagbard Celine 10761]

here's an interesting dataset.  it's very limited.  very small.

ignore all of the non-con "kickoff" games in atlanta and dallas.   why?  we didn't get to count 35-30 at a neutral site in dallas, so fuck tide's atlanta & dallas results.

since colt went down, our elephant friends have played non-con roadies a grand total of.......

wait for it....

 

 

it's worth it.....

 

 

FUCKING TWICE.

 

in 2010 they went to Durham and obliterated Duke 62-13

in 2011 they went to Slappyvalley and handled pedder 27-11

that's it

they have been outside of conference on the road twice since squints' debut

they haven't played a true non-con roadie in more than 10 years

 

in the back of their minds, a non-con 11am road kick at another helmet school is not familiar to them

 

prior to the 2010 trip to Durham, their last non-con roadie was also the last time they went west of the mississippi for a non-con roadie

7 september 2002

norman, oklahoma

thieves 37

elephants 27