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RetiredBagman

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I was close last week. This week I have no idea of a possible score. I think Patterson has something up his sleeve for bama and the offense comes out with some concepts that will scheme our game breakers wide ass open.

Alabama 41

Texas 31

Tied heading to the 4th.

Ewers: 22-35 335 yds passing -25 rushing (310 total yards)

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DoobieWah

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Texas.   37

Sabans. 21

 

We knock out their starting qb in the first quarter but the shifty little bastards hang tough with an untested qb playing over his head. 
 

Bama is within three points with six minutes to play but we run away at the end. 
 

The End. 
 

\m/

 

P.S.  Nick Saban hates Jesus, puppies and blondes in jean shorts and cowboy boots. Fuck that guy. 

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TheAuditor

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Bama - 38

Horns - 41 

QE - 309 APY

Only stayed one night in AL my whole life - 18 years ago, we stopped in Mobile on way to Orlando with the kiddos.  Was still getting the bags out of the car when the wife came out holding the 3 year old who had,  upon getting into the room,  promptly jumped on the bed, got pushed by older brother, and shattered his two front teeth on night stand.  He was wearing a chest full of blood, teeth and screaming like a banshee.  5 hours in ER for guy to tell us to go see a dentist.  Fuck Bama. LFG

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Modessit

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Texas 38
Alabama 35

Shock The Nation Tour returns!

Sideshow Bob hits a 45-yd FG to win the game!

Ewers and Worthy find their rhythm. Ewers hits 313-yds total. (Sacks don't subtract, right?)

The Brazos river floods as aggy tears overwhelm the banks. Bama fails to make the playoffs and Saban retires rather than face Sark in the SEC. Jimbo burns aggy bridges trying to get the Bama job and ends up in Nebraska.

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NeverMarryAStripper

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Texas 45

Gumps 38

Horns jump out to an early lead and have the gumps stunned as they hold the lead until late in the 4th when Bama ties it up. A late game drive to take the lead is halted with a UT interception leading to a 90 yard game winning drive.  Ewers has 425 combined yards.  Texags servers melt down and the FBI executes a search warrant resulting in chin pubes arrest for kiddy sheep porn.  College Station erupts in riots and the Dixie Chicken is burned to the ground.  The College Station police arrest both non football playing people of color claiming BLM is responsible for the riot.

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Texas 45
Gumps 38
Horns jump out to an early lead and have the gumps stunned as they hold the lead until late in the 4th when Bama ties it up. A late game drive to take the lead is halted with a UT interception leading to a 90 yard game winning drive.  Ewers has 425 combined yards.  Texags servers melt down and the FBI executes a search warrant resulting in chin pubes arrest for kiddy sheep porn.  College Station erupts in riots and the Dixie Chicken is burned to the ground.  The College Station police arrest both non football playing people of color claiming BLM is responsible for the riot.

This seemed really unbelievable until the last sentence, but now I think I can see it.
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