Top Gun 2

[wood 11,226]

21 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Pretty sure our naval dogfighter is the Super Hornet.

But regardless, this movie will be a bad movie.  NO WAY they can capture lightning in a bottle like the original.

Welp, bad or not, if they use the 18s, I'm in.

[miguelito 11,266]

So the verdict is out already:

 

"Top Gun 2 ... *sniff* ... you stink."

[MadBurgerMaker 404]

10 minutes ago, wood said:

Welp, bad or not, if they use the 18s, I'm in.

No two seater F-35, and it just wouldn't be Top Gun without the pilots and backseaters ripping their masks off to make cool comments to each other at every possible moment.

 

(it's also a Super Hornet in the picture in the OP, so you're good to go)

[wood 11,226]

14 minutes ago, MadBurgerMaker said:

No two seater F-35, and it just wouldn't be Top Gun without the pilots and backseaters ripping their masks off to make cool comments to each other at every possible moment.

 

(it's also a Super Hornet in the picture in the OP, so you're good to go)

Oh yeah. Barely looked at that. Loooove how menacing that aircraft looks from the front, esp when it's done in darker colors. 

Edited June 9, 2018 by wood

[Stringer 1,439]

This should be a Cougar redemption story.

[Pato del Muerto 52,501]

Cougar is the air boss now denying fly bys, spilling coffee, and wanting butts. 

Edited June 9, 2018 by Pato del Muerto

[atomheartbevo 89,675]

Does this mean we will get a new Hot Shots movie?

[atomheartbevo 89,675]

3 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I'm pretty sure she'd break the bathroom sink if she hopped up on it now. 

 

 

 

 

I think I need to get into Scientology, everyone has aged except Cruise. WTF?

Protein baths. 

[atomheartbevo 89,675]

Model it on Cobra Kai. 

Iceman is the guy you’re rooting for, Maverick is the asshole you want to see crash and burn. 

[atomheartbevo 89,675]

 

[MadBurgerMaker 404]

On 6/8/2018 at 9:22 PM, wood said:

Oh yeah. Barely looked at that. Loooove how menacing that aircraft looks from the front, esp when it's done in darker colors. 

Super Hornets (and Hornets) definitely look cool imo, but those canted pylons really bother me sometimes...

IIRC it was something about the wing + fuselage design causing weapon release problems, but they had advertised the extra hardpoints and the options (if keeping the extra wing pylons) were redesign the wing or cant the pylons and fuck yo range. 

Edited June 10, 2018 by MadBurgerMaker

[mulletpelini 5,211]

23 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Tell me this is a fucking Howard Stern bit.

Best line from the movie via Shaggybevo (RIP) "I'm switching from mussels to sticky buns"

[Stella Link 534]

Not buying it yet.

[atomheartbevo 89,675]

19 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Tell me this is a fucking Howard Stern bit.

Best line from the movie via Shaggybevo (RIP) "I'm switching from mussels to sticky buns"

If he talked like that in Top Gun 2, I’d see it multiple times in the theater. 

[MadBurgerMaker 404]

Kilmer had throat cancer didn't he?  I think that's why he lost all that weight.

[PRONG HORN 3,146]

On 6/8/2018 at 9:51 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Does this mean we will get a new Hot Shots movie?

 

 

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

Any idea who the enemy is going to be.  It'd probably be a bad move to make  an anti China or Korea movie.  Maybe the terrorists hijack a few old jets.  

[HornsOverIthaca 2,333]

I've been trying to find it, but maybe 15-20 years ago there was an SNL sketch where Val Kilmber played Iceman after he became a commercial pilot.  They should just expand upon that.  Iceman:  The Later Years, or something along those lines.

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11 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

I've been trying to find it, but maybe 15-20 years ago there was an SNL sketch where Val Kilmber played Iceman after he became a commercial pilot.  They should just expand upon that.  Iceman:  The Later Years, or something along those lines.

Check out Cobra Kai on YouTube. 

[TXLNGHRN10 341]

 

 

Edited June 15, 2018 by TXLNGHRN10

[Pato del Muerto 52,501]

On 6/10/2018 at 7:49 AM, HornsOverIthaca said:

I've been trying to find it, but maybe 15-20 years ago there was an SNL sketch where Val Kilmber played Iceman after he became a commercial pilot.  They should just expand upon that.  Iceman:  The Later Years, or something along those lines.

Based on the above link, I’d like to inform you that it was in fact not Val Kilmer that played iceman in that skit.  

[JimmyHoffa 1,188]

[futureman 22,464]

slider is a tall mofo

[Surly Bevo 24,926]

There is something kind of awesome about that pic

[chikin23 384]

Clarence Gilyard must be 5'3"

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

slider is a tall mofo

Yeah, well so is my johnson! Wait, wut?

[Chet Steadman 940]

Where’s Merlin in that pic?

[Red Five 40,859]

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

There is something kind of awesome about that pic

Yeah, everything.

[Surly Bevo 24,926]

Where’s Merlin in that pic?

Merlin didn’t attend Top Gun.

[Kennythetiger 9,386]

Cougar lost it- turned in his wings.

[futureman 22,464]

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Cougar lost it- turned in his wings.

cougar was a good man. 

[chikin23 384]

cougar was a good man. 

Still is a good man.

[mdmost 43,002]

Sundown won't be in this after he turned to a life of crime in LA. He was the only terrorist survivor captured alive during the raid on the Nakatomi building. 

And no F14 Tomcat means this will suck. 

[texashorne 1,178]

I always thought a prequel about Duke Mitchell would have been awesome. 

[futureman 22,464]

1 hour ago, chikin23 said:

2 hours ago, futureman said:

cougar was a good man. 

Still is a good man.

yeah that’s what I meant. 

[JimmyHoffa 1,188]

On 6/16/2018 at 8:11 PM, texashorne said:

I always thought a prequel about Duke Mitchell would have been awesome. 

 

Here's the opening-

What I am about to tell you is classified, it could end my career......................

 

[Gil Bang 25,960]

 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,732]

I wonder if Tom sits on a phone book in the cockpit.

[Chewbacca 7,780]

2 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Is that cost reimbursement arrangement what they did in the first movie, too?   Because with military accounting that seems like it could be the most expensive movie of all time.  

No shit.  That will be $1.2 billion for your 3 days of flight time.  Thanks.

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2 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Is that cost reimbursement arrangement what they did in the first movie, too?   Because with military accounting that seems like it could be the most expensive movie of all time.  

 

4 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

No shit.  That will be $1.2 billion for your 3 days of flight time.  Thanks.

The Navy should have paid them for the first movie.

[Elvis 3,371]

On 6/15/2018 at 3:38 PM, TXLNGHRN10 said:

 

 

turrible.  had high hopes

 

[texashorne 1,178]

On 8/22/2018 at 2:37 PM, Chewbacca said:

No shit.  That will be $1.2 billion for your 3 days of flight time.  Thanks.

Their mouth's are writing checks their bodies can't cash. 

[Red Five 40,859]

You don’t own the USS Abraham Lincoln, the taxpayers do!

[TrashMaster G 17,557]

On 8/22/2018 at 2:42 PM, atomheartbevo said:

 

The Navy should have paid them for the first movie.

No shit.  It was a recruiting boon.

[Red Five 40,859]

Also starring Miles Teller, Jon Hamm, and Ed Harris.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/80722

[Buffsoldier 1,895]

And Jennifer Connelly...

[Elvis 3,371]

Don Draper as Maverick?  I can dig it.

[oSuJeff97 3,435]

On 8/22/2018 at 11:53 AM, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

I wonder if Tom sits on a phone book in the cockpit.

Actually Tom would fit right in... most fighter pilots are short little dudes.

[Moby Ric 2,058]

1 hour ago, Buffsoldier said:

And Jennifer Connelly...

in

[Buffsoldier 1,895]

Admittedly, I have a problem with this movie from the word go, because there's nothing in the Navy inventory in which you can do Mach 2 with your hair on fire.