Favorite coach rants

[Dennis Taylor 18644]

Eleventh anniversary of this beauty...post your favorite video of a coach losing his mind on camera

Be a dog...we don't need no cats!

 

[Hank Chinaski 6310]

no contest.

(the cutaway to the player’s face at the 0:50 mark is fucking art. I mean the entire thing is art, but that shot kills me every time.)

Edited September 7, 2022 by Hank Chinaski

[tfoolry 8171]

 

 

[Tylerocks 2550]

[Beau Vine 53859]

 

[Earl Haffler 576]

#obligatory

 

[Beau Vine 53859]

 

[Wally Fairway 5507]

 

[Dennis Taylor 18644]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

WOW- never heard that one before!

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

 

[NWAustinDude 2251]

 

[JFKFC 4878]

 

[wood 11090]

10 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

#obligatory

 

OK, Jimbo. LOL.

[Underdog 28392]

3 hours ago, Tylerocks said:

Classic, as is the Knight rant.  
 

 

[royiv 9124]

Can't believe I'm a man, I'm 40 hasn't been posted.

[Eggo 3974]

 

 

[Valmy77 13086]

Amazing. RIP coach.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

 

[Underdog 28392]

 

[Dennis Taylor 18644]

19 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

Was the guy at the end in the blue shirt the one that wrote the article?

[South Austin 51976]

Short and to the point.

 

[MAROON 445]

 

['stache 21729]

I’m happy to report that I turned 40 last week and only one friend referenced the Gundy rant. Feels like a century ago.

[Guest]

10 hours ago, Earl Haffler said:

#obligatory

 

 

[Guest]

11 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

 

[Dennis Taylor 18644]

 

[Guest]

Nobody liked this one?

 

[LTtxfan 48823]

Iowa State folks remember bad B12 refs... 

 

[Surly Bevo 24686]

Not a coach rant but seeing John L Smith upthread reminded me of this, maybe most classic radio rant ever

 

[Wally Fairway 5507]

9 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Not a coach rant but seeing John L Smith upthread reminded me of this, maybe most classic radio rant ever

 

I was at the have that Valenti goes off on, and he is 1000% correct. It was a complete clusterfuck and the rant was totally on point.

[GreenspointTexas 9546]

The Valenti rant is easily the best radio rant of all time. So many quotes

[LTtxfan 48823]

Not a rant, but so much fun...

 

 

[TreatyOak 16138]

4 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Not a coach rant but seeing John L Smith upthread reminded me of this, maybe most classic radio rant ever

 

“50% of this is on the players

50% is on the quarterback 

and 50% is on the coaches”

Perfection

[SamMan 1327]

“fuckers”

[Laga4 1270]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/UyxpL-xauDk?start=46" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Laga4 1270]

I tried.  

What what's wrong with coach Bo's rant? 

[RollLeft 5039]

 

[Longboard Horn 40007]

 

Dana Holgorsen is always coach rage gold. 

My absolute favorite: him going ape shit on the refs when we played WV in 2016. Shit had me dying of laughter. 

 

[Constant 6696]

20 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

no contest.

(the cutaway to the player’s face at the 0:50 mark is fucking art. I mean the entire thing is art, but that shot kills me every time.)

I’ve always loved the attempt to slam the swinging door at the beginning. So pissed off he forgot how that door worked. 

[Parliament 14086]

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

One of my favs.

 

[Underdog 28392]

Dikith!

 

[Tylerocks 2550]

John Chaney trying to kill Coach Cal is pretty good.

"I'll kill ya!"

 

[South Austin 51976]

2 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

John Chaney trying to kill Coach Cal is pretty good.

"I'll kill ya!"

 

In all fairness, John Calipari seems like someone a guy would want to kill.

[Al_4_ISU 12396]

21 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

"Fuck us" is part of my normal lexicon.

[Al_4_ISU 12396]

10 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Not a coach rant but seeing John L Smith upthread reminded me of this, maybe most classic radio rant ever

 

When this happened, I was still in undergrad and it went immediately viral.  My buddies and I used to sit around and drink beer listening to this on repeat.

"MAKE PLAYS" peppered nearly every aspect of our lives.  Some spilled a beer in the living room?  MAKE PLAYS.  Someone fumbled a guaranteed piece of ass?  MAKE PLAYS.

[Dennis Taylor 18644]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Dana Holgorsen is always coach rage gold. 

My absolute favorite: him going ape shit on the refs when we played WV in 2016. Shit had me dying of laughter. 

 

Dude is hell on headsets! Maybe back off a little on the Red Bulls coach

[Dennis Taylor 18644]

3 hours ago, RollLeft said:

 

Whooole lot of turnover from that team to this one...Coach Bo had a good point 

[honolulu horn 6156]

22 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Not a coach rant but seeing John L Smith upthread reminded me of this, maybe most classic radio rant ever

 

It's incredible. "You are the worst defensive coordinator EVER. EVVVEEERRR!! I would rather have HR Pufnstuf with Teddy Ruxpin as coaches than to have you in this booth for one more week! You're atrocious!"