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Well they got it as of today. 

Nah - there’s a whole ceremony and William has to do a bunch of ceremonial brouhaha in Wales for a period of time before it’s official.

Charles said the same thing about making Edward the Duke of Edinburgh - per his father’s wishes - but he’s not invested him with that title either.

With the Royal Family, don’t go by their words. It’s the actions that matter.

William won’t be made PoW until after Charles’s coronation.

William was automatically made the Duke of Cornwall when the Queen passed because that’s an automatic title passed to the heir, just as Charles was made King on her death.

The Prince of Wales title and a Duke of Edinburg are hereditary titles that pass to the eldest male and revert to the crown. The assignment of those titles are up to the monarch’s discretion and don’t automatically pass down the line.

When Edward married Sophie, the Queen offered him a Duchy but he chose the Earl of Wessex title because he was supposed to be made the Duke of Edinburg after Prince Phillip passed. But the Queen never did it and now that’s up to Charles.
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24 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


Nah - there’s a whole ceremony and William has to do a bunch of ceremonial brouhaha in Wales for a period of time before it’s official.

Charles said the same thing about making Edward the Duke of Edinburgh - per his father’s wishes - but he’s not invested him with that title either.

With the Royal Family, don’t go by their words. It’s the actions that matter.

William won’t be made PoW until after Charles’s coronation.

William was automatically made the Duke of Cornwall when the Queen passed because that’s an automatic title passed to the heir, just as Charles was made King on her death.

The Prince of Wales title and a Duke of Edinburg are hereditary titles that pass to the eldest male and revert to the crown. The assignment of those titles are up to the monarch’s discretion and don’t automatically pass down the line.

When Edward married Sophie, the Queen offered him a Duchy but he chose the Earl of Wessex title because he was supposed to be made the Duke of Edinburg after Prince Phillip passed. But the Queen never did it and now that’s up to Charles.

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2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


Nah - there’s a whole ceremony and William has to do a bunch of ceremonial brouhaha in Wales for a period of time before it’s official.

Charles said the same thing about making Edward the Duke of Edinburgh - per his father’s wishes - but he’s not invested him with that title either.

With the Royal Family, don’t go by their words. It’s the actions that matter.

William won’t be made PoW until after Charles’s coronation.

William was automatically made the Duke of Cornwall when the Queen passed because that’s an automatic title passed to the heir, just as Charles was made King on her death.

The Prince of Wales title and a Duke of Edinburg are hereditary titles that pass to the eldest male and revert to the crown. The assignment of those titles are up to the monarch’s discretion and don’t automatically pass down the line.

When Edward married Sophie, the Queen offered him a Duchy but he chose the Earl of Wessex title because he was supposed to be made the Duke of Edinburg after Prince Phillip passed. But the Queen never did it and now that’s up to Charles.

More proof the royal family is nothing more than a commercial racket targeting middle aged white women and gay dudes.

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3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:



When Edward married Sophie, the Queen offered him a Duchy but he chose the Earl of Wessex title because he was supposed to be made the Duke of Edinburg after Prince Phillip passed. But the Queen never did it and now that’s up to Charles.

Here he is in Philly.  I played on that court today.

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On 9/8/2022 at 7:06 PM, Bama Chick said:

Okay you impatient fucks lol

William has always had a history of philandering. Kate was his side piece at Saint Andrews. His buddies called her “The Mattress”.

Kate’s mom, Carol, raised her with the intention of bagging William.

Kate was originally going to Cambridge - where it was assumed William would attend. But he took a gap year at the last minute and then it was announced he would be going to Saint Andrews.

Kate declined her spot at Cambridge and took a gap year and applied to Saint Andrews to follow William.

Her mother stalked the aristo set and discovered what house (dorm) William was going to live in and got Kate in the same dorm.

She wormed her way into his set and became his fuck buddy.

William continued to publicly date other gals and Kate would wait around for when he got bored and horny.

They graduated and her first public appearance as his girlfriend was at their graduation.

She waited around for ten years. William dated around but none of the aristocratic set wanted any part of being in the Royal Family.

They finally got married and Kate did her duty and gave him the heir (George) and the spare (Charlotte).

He continued to have affairs - a London attorney, a Swiss banker, a ballerina. She accepted it and wasn’t threatened because they weren’t any kind of social threat.

After George was born, they lived in Norfolk at Amner Hall. It’s the country home of the aristocracy.

Then he had an affair that was an actual threat because the other woman was real aristocracy. Her name is Rose Hanbury, Marchioness of Cholmondeley. Her husband, David, 7th Marquess of Cholmondeley.

He is the Lord Great Chamberlain, which is a hereditary role and has been acting as the hereditary Lord Great Chamberlain to QEII since 1990 and carries the Imperial State Crown at the Opening of Parliament.

The men in his family have held this role for ages and are therefore very close to the crown and Rose and David are the head bitches of the Norfolk set - known as the Turnip Toffs.

When Kate found out she tried to pull rank and get the Hamburys frozen out but it backfired because even though Kate is a Duchess and future Queen Consort, she’s still a social climbing middle class striving commoner to true aristocrats.

Louis, the third child, was Kate’s “reward” for turning a blind eye.

A few weeks ago it was suddenly announced that Kate and William were pulling their kids from The Thomas Battersea School in London and moving to Adelaide Cottage on the grounds of Windsor Castle and sending the kids to Lambrook School.

A very unexpected and unusual decision. But Windsor and the new school are much closer to her parents in Bucklebury, Berkshire. A 30 minute drive as opposed to the two hours from London.

Adelaide Cottage is modest by royalty standards - four bedrooms and no servants quarters. It was also announced they were giving up their live in staff.

Only Kate has been seen coming and going from Windsor and William seems to still be living in Apartment 1A in Kensington Palace.

They have been arriving separately for their few joint appearances and both have been seen alone with the children with luggage and passing the kids back and forth.

Articles have been referring to the kids in phrases like “Kate’s children, who she shares with William” - which is an unusual way to refer to children of an active marriage.

The gossip is that Adelaide Cottage is Kate’s “separation home” and that they are living apart. And it was chosen so she could be close to her family - Pippa (Kate’s sister) and her husband and kids and James (Kate’s brother) and his wife also live in Bucklebery.

The story is that William wants out but would not divorce while the Queen was alive.

In the last month there have been a few stories touting William as a hands on dad and how he does much of the day to day parenting.

Sooooooooo - Royal followers are reading the tea leaves and claiming that William and Kate are already separated and testing the waters on how the British public will react to another future king getting divorced.

And now that the Queen has finally kicked off, expect to see more stories from the Royal Rota hinting at them having grown apart. They’ve been quiet on the topic out of respect for the Queen.

Also, don’t expect King Charles to plan William’s investiture as Prince of Wales until a decision is made on whether they divorce. The Firm doesn’t want another Diana situation with a Princess of Wales and mother of the future king out of their control.

TL;DR - William is a cheater and Kate is a doormat and word on the street is they’re already separated.

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Did you type that from memory? 

lol yup

I’m an absolute nutter for British royal history and gossip.

I woke up at 4:00 AM as a kid to watch Charles and Diana get married and when Andrew and Fergie got married with my mom, grandma, and sister. My grandma passed a week after Andrew and Fergie’s wedding. We were super close and it’s one of my favorite childhood memories.

Did the same for William and Kate and Harry and Meghan as an adult.

And not to get too TMI for this board but I had a miscarriage the day Diana died and her funeral was on my 25th birthday.

So I have a lot of personal emotions tied up and associated with some big royal events.

I’m obsessed with the Plantagenets and the Wars of the Roses. I could write a book on Eleanor of Aquitaine and Edward The Black Prince and The White Ship and Elizabeth Woodville and Anne Boleyn and Thomas Cromwell and Richard Neville and Victoria and Albert.

So, yeah, big ole British royal history dork lol.
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lol yup

I’m an absolute nutter for British royal history and gossip.

I woke up at 4:00 AM as a kid to watch Charles and Diana get married and when Andrew and Fergie got married with my mom, grandma, and sister. My grandma passed a week after Andrew and Fergie’s wedding. We were super close and it’s one of my favorite childhood memories.

Did the same for William and Kate and Harry and Meghan as an adult.

And not to get too TMI for this board but I had a miscarriage the day Diana died and her funeral was on my 25th birthday.

So I have a lot of personal emotions tied up and associated with some big royal events.

I’m obsessed with the Plantagenets and the Wars of the Roses. I could write a book on Eleanor of Aquitaine and Edward The Black Prince and The White Ship and Elizabeth Woodville and Anne Boleyn and Thomas Cromwell and Richard Neville and Victoria and Albert.

So, yeah, big ole British royal history dork lol.
Well then. That explains things a bit.
Anyways, carry on.
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7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


lol yup

I’m an absolute nutter for British royal history and gossip.

I woke up at 4:00 AM as a kid to watch Charles and Diana get married and when Andrew and Fergie got married with my mom, grandma, and sister. My grandma passed a week after Andrew and Fergie’s wedding. We were super close and it’s one of my favorite childhood memories.

Did the same for William and Kate and Harry and Meghan as an adult.

And not to get too TMI for this board but I had a miscarriage the day Diana died and her funeral was on my 25th birthday.

So I have a lot of personal emotions tied up and associated with some big royal events.

I’m obsessed with the Plantagenets and the Wars of the Roses. I could write a book on Eleanor of Aquitaine and Edward The Black Prince and The White Ship and Elizabeth Woodville and Anne Boleyn and Thomas Cromwell and Richard Neville and Victoria and Albert.

So, yeah, big ole British royal history dork lol.

That's amazing.  You know more about British Royalty than I know about anything.  

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That's amazing.  You know more about British Royalty than I know about anything.  

lol I don’t know if it’s amazing but thanks!

It’s pretty useless info but I enjoy it.

But I’m still a sour bitch when it comes Charles and Camilla.

I’ll definitely be getting up at the asscrack of dawn to watch their coronations but I’ll be bitter and hateful about it.
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lol I don’t know if it’s amazing but thanks!

It’s pretty useless info but I enjoy it.

But I’m still a sour bitch when it comes Charles and Camilla.

I’ll definitely be getting up at the asscrack of dawn to watch their coronations but I’ll be bitter and hateful about it.

It may have already been touched on, but can you explain the Megan and Harry hate?

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It may have already been touched on, but can you explain the Megan and Harry hate?

For example -

A tweet (now deleted) from the Royal Editor of The Daily Mail -

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Reality -

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And feast your eyes on the following headlines from The Daily Mail that have all run in two days since QEII passed.

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They’re absolutely deranged.
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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:


For example -

A tweet (now deleted) from the Royal Editor of The Daily Mail -

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Reality -

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And feast your eyes on the following headlines from The Daily Mail that have all run in two days since QEII passed.

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They’re absolutely deranged.

It’s the Daily Mail.  Of course they’re deranged.

 

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On 9/10/2022 at 11:45 PM, Chewbacca said:
On 9/10/2022 at 10:51 AM, CooterBrown said:

He’s not related to Charles and she’s the blek.

Harry isn't Charles' kid?

Nope. You can Google it if you care enough but he looks just like a dude Diana had an affair with nine months before he was born. Of course, they're never going to address it and I think most would blow it off as gossip, but when you see the pics side-by-side, they're definitely father-son. 

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On 9/9/2022 at 6:30 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

More proof the royal family is nothing more than a commercial racket targeting middle aged white women and gay dudes.

I started to take offense to this, then realized that I'm forced to watch The Crown and The Queen and all the other bullshit royals shows on PBS because I didn't think things through and married a gay.

Will was a good looking kid that aged POORLY and Harry was a homely kid that aged HOTLY.  Of all the shit that I've been required to sit through about the royal family over the years, this is the only thing that I've really been able to take away from it.    Oh that, and my first thought when she died was, "Damn I guess she's going to miss the next season of The Crown."

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On 9/10/2022 at 6:47 PM, Bama Chick said:


For example -

A tweet (now deleted) from the Royal Editor of The Daily Mail -

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Reality -

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And feast your eyes on the following headlines from The Daily Mail that have all run in two days since QEII passed.

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They’re absolutely deranged.

 

4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Diana didn’t even meet James Hewitt until after Harry was born.

Harry looks EXACTLY like a young Prince Phillip.

Y’all getting sucked into the Charles and Camilla attacks on Diana from the 90s.

I do sort of find the history of royal gossip kind of fascinating. This shit looks so much like modern American celebrity worship, US Weekly, Perez Hilton, nonsense, but the depth and history of this when it comes to royals is hilarious in its longevity. Harry will ALWAYS be considered a bastard regardless of facts. Same way we still think Catherine the Great fucked a horse. It's been 200+ years and its still the first thing that comes to mind for 99% of the human population who have heard that name. 

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