NFL Week 1

[4th&Five 41461]

Just now, Augustus said:

Bengals have to play for the tie, therefore punt. can't blame 'em

And did so with 15 seconds on play clock for some reason. 

[Augustus 3061]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Hmm always thought that the Holy Roller rule was just a fourth down rule...learned somethiing.

 

It's not just for 4th down anymore?

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Just now, Augustus said:

 

It's not just for 4th down anymore?

Apparently not as that play was 3rd down.

[Michael Knight 12898]

Trubisky magic

[Bigbend1812 12889]

Goddamn take the tie you two idiots.  You’re both trying to lose this game. 

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

if cincy loses this becaue they didnt punt with 2 seconds left there will be blood in cincy

[Deej 76568]

[Augustus 3061]

I love it when an end-around gets blown up for a big loss

[shadow_operative2.0 15835]

One more long one for Boswell. 

[Michael Knight 12898]

Now Pittsburg is gonna get a chance to miss

[4th&Five 41461]

2 minutes ago, Augustus said:

 

It's not just for 4th down anymore?

Under 2 minutes as well. 

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

holy shit... this game would be over if the cincy punter wasnt a moron

[4th&Five 41461]

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Trubisky magic

[Augustus 3061]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

if cincy loses this becaue they didnt punt with 2 seconds left there will be blood in cincy

Will be hilarious if they lose on a 58 yd field goal

[Michael Knight 12898]

Finally a winner

[shadow_operative2.0 15835]

After all that, he fucking drills it. 

[Underdog 28457]

Fuckers just find a way.

[Deej 76568]

Even more ridiculous if it's a block returned for a touchdown. 

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

blame the fucking cincy punter for this loss... holy shit

[Horn80 6075]

How’s that crow?

[Augustus 3061]

LMAO off Cincy

[JOSEYWALES66 1790]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

holy shit... this game would be over if the cincy punter wasnt a moron

Exactly.  Coach should have told him to wait as well 

[Deej 76568]

[shadow_operative2.0 15835]

And now we get a safety kicking for KC rest of today. 

He fucking drilled the XP. 

[Augustus 3061]

KC is kicking Cardinal ass on first couple of drives.

14-0

[Brothahorn 10085]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

holy shit... this game would be over if the cincy punter wasnt a moron

Was watching Houston's cowardly masterpiece, what happened?

[Augustus 3061]

KC kicker rolled his ankle when his plant foot slipped on a kickoff and he just got taken off the field in a golf cart.

[Deej 76568]

Kyler gonna get pissy and get put into timeout. 

[ztejas 43266]

HOW IS MAHOMES GOING TO DEAL WITH LOSING TYREEK?

[Augustus 3061]

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

Was watching Houston's cowardly masterpiece, what happened?

Both teams were out of times out.  Cincy punted with 14 seconds left on play clock, game clock was running.

Pitt kicked 53 yd field goal with 8 seconds left.

Edited September 11, 2022 by Augustus

[Underdog 28457]

28 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This is real. 

Free refills on the sewage? 

20 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Dammit they switched me to KC/Cardinals game

I've tried to get interested in the Cardinals as a 2nd favorite team, now that they've been my hometown team for 5 years, but I just can't.  I've always found the Cardinals boring, going back to my childhood when they were in St Louis.

What team is Tyreek Hill on now?

Those 70s Cards teams were always a thorn in Cowboys side, Hart, Gray, Metcalf, Smith, Wilson. Had some good exciting teams back then. 

[Bigbend1812 12889]

awe fuck this game 

[Stunns38 3357]

Is it me or is Kyler actually shrinking? Lulz

[Horn80 6075]

No flag for early movement on Cardinal’s?

[Augustus 3061]

I don't give a shit about Kyler Murray but I really like Kingsbury and I hope he has a great career in the NFL.

6 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Is it me or is Kyler actually shrinking? Lulz

Every time he gets hit, his spine gets a little more compressed.

Edited September 11, 2022 by Augustus

[Augustus 3061]

Nice QB draw by the Imp

TD redibrds

[ztejas 43266]

Kyler is such a little pussy. 

[AngryBull 3]

If the Chiefs march down the field and score again this is going to turn into the old Texas Tech games with Kingsbury & Mahomes.

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, AngryBull said:

If the Chiefs march down the field and score again this is going to turn into the old Texas Tech games with Kingsbury & Mahomes.

That OU/Tech Mayfield/Mahomes game was the most depressing college football game I ever watched.

[Firemans4Horn 17834]

Man, the slide rule on defenders is impossible when the QB slides at the last second. 

[Augustus 3061]

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Man, the slide rule on defenders is impossible when the QB slides at the last second. 

Yep

[Surly Bevo 24696]

8 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Man, the slide rule on defenders is impossible when the QB slides at the last second. 

Especially when he is approaching the line to gain/end zone.

[Augustus 3061]

4th and 2 for KC inside the 5.

Let's pay absolutely no attention whatsoever to Edwards C-H and let him catch a TD pass with nobody within 15 yards of him.

Edited September 11, 2022 by Augustus

[shadow_operative2.0 15835]

Well, the safety ain’t 2-2 on kicks now. 

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Well, the safety ain’t 2-2 on kicks now. 

 

That extra point attempt was actually funny.

It was like, "Well he nailed the previous extra point so let's see if he can do it ag....WWHOOAAAAAA" LOL

[CurlyDumps 4440]

midget got a pass tipped, was that a pick 6? Red zone cut  away.

[Augustus 3061]

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

midget got a pass tipped, was that a pick 6? Red zone cut  away.

No not a pick 6

[Augustus 3061]

Cards finally force a KC punt

[WhatTheBuck 28713]

Was that a catch? I’m inclined to say that wasn’t a catch.

Overturned. They got that right. 

Edited September 11, 2022 by WhatTheBuck

[Brothahorn 10085]

Raider offense struggling early, LOL.