$120,000

[tx 3 putt 76,465]

$120,000 cash falls in your lap. What are you doing with it ?  
 

[Lhorn 4,886]

Two chicks?

[Walte464 450]

Investing in property.

[Zepol87 9,172]

Invite zepol 

[Lhorn 4,886]

120k seems like a pretty specific number. Are you “asking for a friend?”  

[tx 3 putt 76,465]

1 hour ago, Walte464 said:

Investing in property.

With cash ?

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

120k seems like a pretty specific number. Are you “asking for a friend?”  

if you’re a cop, you have to tell us !

[Droopy 2,624]

I’d leave her. 

Edited September 10, 2022 by Droopy
J/K… 😬

[immamac 42,555]

Not even enough for another position group. Would have to do a bunch of individual deals. 

[deadshank 24,651]

Take half of it and spend it on a night with beautiful girls, a great steak dinner, good cigars and the finest Irish whiskey.  
 

Take the other half and blow it all on something stupid.  

[WhatTheBuck 28,720]

Put it all on red.

[Parliament 14,149]

Pay off my credit cards.

[Hawndoh 2,382]

Pay off my car, invest the rest

[nnm 36,155]

Plow it back into the market to make up for a small portion of my losses the last 6 months. 😎 

[Bullneck 19,027]

What do I do first?  Look for a tracking device.

[Bevo&Pevo 5,046]

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

$120,000 cash falls in your lap. What are you doing with it ?  
 

Where did it fall from?  Do I need to hide the body? Cover up evidence?   How long do I got before I need to get outta town?

[Prepuce of Doom 20,997]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

What do I do first?  Look for a tracking device.

This aspect of the question is more interesting to me than hashing out all of the "blow it/invest it" possibilities - especially given the relatively small amount of money, at least by hypothetical windfall standards. 

I think the smart play is to stash it in a fairly public location somehow (a bus/train station locker would be perfect, but those went the way of the dodo...), grab a different carrying container (the denomination of the bills will determine this issue - whether we're talking $1s or $100s matters here...), then finding some other semi-public location (back of a car in a busy parking garage? Single stall, locking bathroom in a hotel lobby or other business?) to unband and quickly flip through/shake out all the bills while putting it into the new container. 

 

[tx 3 putt 76,465]

Y’all don’t understand cash in today’s society. Go watch ‘Ozark’ 

[RPM 26,237]

Get in touch with a HS chemistry teacher in Albuquerque.

[Prepuce of Doom 20,997]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Y’all don’t understand cash in today’s society. Go watch ‘Ozark’ 

An argument can be made that you don't understand today's society if you're citing Ozark for any reason. 

[tx 3 putt 76,465]

3 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

An argument can be made that you don't understand today's society if you're citing Ozark for any reason. 

Go deposit $120k in your bank account, ‘over time’ and see what happens 

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39 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Go deposit $120k in your bank account, ‘over time’ and see what happens 

When you could be earning 20% sitting on the beach.

[52-80 19,108]

caterham 7 toy car and a lange wristwatch

[RollLeft 5,040]

New watch.

[AUS-97HORN 11,684]

I would renovate my house....  

120k will buy you a nice new kitchen.... or maybe other room renovations... and I would pay it out as cash payments to the contractor when they hit their completion goals. 

 

 

*after checking it to make sure there isnt an apple airtag or some other tracking device hidden in the bills. 

 

[Mo Horn 8,808]

Send it to my financial planner and know that my retirement income just went up and depending on what she says maybe plan on retiring in less than 3 1/2 years. Yea, I'm boring. 

[MissingInAction 24,862]

Hookers and blow.

[Guadaloopy 10,927]

I’d buy custom colored Beats and mustard for all of my teammates.  

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,799]

Car and student loan payment would do bye bye


Deck and landscaping


Deposit the rest

[Pescado_Rojo 19,338]

Hire some fellas to go talk to yesterday's refs. 

[UT_OB1 2,202]

On 9/10/2022 at 12:54 AM, tx 3 putt said:

With cash ?

if you’re a cop, you have to tell us !

If this is a serious question, I’d find a Realestate market that this can be 25% down on 2-4 multifamily homes that are rent ready.  If I had all the time, instead I’d buy run down ones and run the crews to renovate them, ReFi the cash out i made renovating, and do the next one. 

[Parliament 14,149]

Most of the ideas in here would get you the aforementioned Ozark-type attention from the Feds.  Realistically all you can do is put it in the safe and trickle it out for the rest of your life.  Pay for groceries and part of your vehicle trades.  Do it inauspiciously, at least until after the cash is spent up.

[SquishMitten 10,402]

If this is a serious question, I’d find a Realestate market that this can be 25% down on 2-4 multifamily homes that are rent ready.  If I had all the time, instead I’d buy run down ones and run the crews to renovate them, ReFi the cash out i made renovating, and do the next one. 

If this is a serious answer, can you tell me where I can find 2-4 multifamily homes that are rent ready and $120k covers the down payment?

[troph 24,584]

I’d tell my wife to come home right this minute and fuck me silly:

Edited September 11, 2022 by troph

[UT_OB1 2,202]

9 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

If this is a serious answer, can you tell me where I can find 2-4 multifamily homes that are rent ready and $120k covers the down payment?

If you can’t find a multifamily for $240k you’re not looking.  Two would be no problem. Finding 4 would be tough, but might be doable depending on what part of the country you’re in (or how far away you’re willing to buy)

 

 

Edited September 11, 2022 by UT_OB1

[baboso 6,052]

I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...

[tx 3 putt 76,465]

15 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I would renovate my house....  

120k will buy you a nice new kitchen.... or maybe other room renovations... and I would pay it out as cash payments to the contractor when they hit their completion goals. 

 

 

*after checking it to make sure there isnt an apple airtag or some other tracking device hidden in the bills. 

 

Home work / improvement would be easy, all those guys give a nice cash discount 

[davidg 4,032]

I’d tell my wife to come home right this minute and fuck me silly:

Wife hit a slot machine for $12k once. Got paid in Benjamin’s. Looked similar to that gif.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,806]

11 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Hire some fellas to go talk to yesterday's refs. 

I think the term is paint their houses. 

[Superhero 8,782]

2 hours ago, davidg said:

Wife hit a slot machine for $12k once. Got paid in Benjamin’s. Looked similar to that gif.

If you’re wife looks like Demi, then there are rules damnit. 

[markstanco 12,526]

Pay off my credit cards.

I was in that back when I was 30. 20 grand. All good now. Only debt is my house.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,852]

On 9/9/2022 at 11:24 PM, tx 3 putt said:

$120,000 cash falls in your lap. What are you doing with it ?  
 

putting into the company I just started

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

Put most of it into two 529s for my son and future second child.  Use the rest to pay down by car note.  

[After irth 1,243]

I could fuck your mom. 
 

12,000 times…..

[DoobieWah 1,414]

Delete

Edited October 6, 2022 by DoobieWah
Maths

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[High Plains Drifter 10,984]

On 9/9/2022 at 11:27 PM, Lhorn said:

Two chicks?

 

pos rep emoticon for this being the first reply. Neg rep emoticon for not including a meme of Lawrence.

 

[Rimbo 25,801]

that wouldn't go very far with me, so I'd probably just renovate the house

[YGIFS 19,449]

1.  clear the source liability

2.  clear the tax liability 

3.  clear your bad idea liability 

4.  proceed 

there is a whole other world behind this one. 

[Surly Bevo 24,707]

If it fell in your lap maybe enough to get you off the pole?

[kingkoopa6 8,321]

So what was the smart thing to do with 120k?  invest or whatever?

 

I was thinkin like a perv too.. but two top notch chicks in TJ only like $160 for 30mins..  so what am i gonna do with the remaining 50k?