Game Thread Texas vs. #1 Alabama

[RPM 26229]

Just now, Fastbreak said:

Over/under 1 on penalties for bama in second half?

Is that Anderson kid still on the team?

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

This first drive of the 2nd half is huge. We need to seize the momentum quick. Bama is a 2nd half team.

You figured that out based on their win against Middle Dumbfuck State Tech?

[52-80 19096]

Change thread title to Texas vs #1 Cheating Kool-Aids

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Well hea not on the field.

Well hea not on the field.

[Dahobbs 17447]

Just now, ATXhorn17 said:

Don’t we pay Banks like $2 mil a year to coordinate special teams

Im pretty sure he can't coordinate the kicker to not sucking. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

 

I’m sure he was offsides for the 8th time today

[austintiger 111]

Broken cb

[Saint Tacky 1610]

2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I think he was trying to run out the clock first, but once we got a big first down, he started calling plays to get points. I don't fault him for his playcalling.

100% on playcalling. But that last 30+ seconds was subpar management. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10145]

8 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

 

Piss poor game management on Sark’s part. First year kicker. Big game. Big kick. Two timeouts to spare. Call one and settle things down. Don’t rush it. 
Hell, better clock management alone and a few extra secs, Card could have spiked the bobbled snap and had a do-over. 

Sorry to give you a tied halftime running with backup QB...I'm going to give Sark a pass

[WinningIsHard 4017]

That replay of the long TD run showed that cocksucker #55 tackle ford about 2 feet from mclellan. Thanks refs. It’s not like bama has the advantage already, let’s give them just a little bit more. Fucking commie fucks 

[pacman 7330]

Backup qb for the win vibes!!!

[Azbadlands 109]

3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I never liked Sweaty Gary. But I see his hand in our defensive effort, and for that I'm highly gruntled. 

Someone taught our Dline and DB's how to play all of a sudden.  A lot of missed tackles at the start of the game, but at least they were in position to make the tackle..

[TexEx15 17487]

Based on this performance this is a team that can win the Big12 IF healthy. I wonder if that changes calculus on rushing back Ewers or Jamison in this game.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

[UDontKnow 10439]

3 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Honestly, we need to pullout some wildcat.

No we really don't. That will get snuffed out like your favorite film genre.

[Overlord 366]

3 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

 

While not a cure, I suggest Vagisil to sooth what ails thee ...

I got you. I overreacted to your post. It’s just that I have seen that dirty play hundreds of times. And it always ends up in separated shoulder. I’ll try to back off the ledge. I’m just fucking angry. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Let's go!!! 

[Valmy77 13094]

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You figured that out based on their win against Middle Dumbfuck State Tech?

Traditionally under Saban. Hopefully they suck shit in the second half this year.

[T-shirt Sip 2097]

My wife is a huge Bama fan and it’s refreshing that she’s screaming at the Tv more than I am. 

[Ghost of Shag 2582]

Sark can’t catch a fucking break.

[Michael Knight 12898]

Sark doesn't release injury info mid-game but Quinn is not on the sideline

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

Imagine if we had Neyor today with this gameplan. (assuming a healthy Ewers)

[Bateshorn 9905]

It’s gonna be Card the rest of the way. 

[TxTower 650]

Worthy was fucking open, Card held the ball too long, it was the perfect call.

This is correct. He holds the ball too long consistently.


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[Saint Tacky 1610]

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Sorry to give you a tied halftime running with backup QB...I'm going to give Sark a pass

So, you’ll settle for 10-10 instead of being up 13-10. Okay. 

[millhouse 2587]

I dont give a shit about what happend in the first half. New game here, we've got to go full throttle. This bama team is mentally weak

[Slacks 6791]

5 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Sabans gonna be involved in the offensive adjustment. He's gonna make bill run the ball 

I hope not.  Let BoB do his thing...

Please, Baby Jesus, let BoB fly.

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

Well shit….

[52-80 19096]

Bert auburn looks like sideshow bob and sucks twice as hard

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Well this sucks. Always snake bit.

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

So if it’s not a broken bone. Then it’s a non throwing arm, he can numb it and get out there right????????right????????

[Topper13 3201]

Get it done #1

[markstanco 12509]

Can't we just spray Ewers' shoulder with that stuff that brings soccer players back from the dead?

[ClubWhatever 12087]

So stupid.  Just let it go.  Fuck. 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Man, if I'd ever tried to leave the house wear a plaid jacket, striped shirt and polka-dot tie, my mother would have shot me dead. But I'm not the effervescent Gus Johnson. 

[elfenix 34171]

What the fuck was that

[Deej 76568]

Let's open the half with a 30 minute touchdown drive.

[Dark Horse 2263]

Too many mistakes

[Both Tacos 1805]

ALL GAS, NO BRAKES!!!!!

[hookem48 4631]

bad return

[lilMAC25 3778]

Gross way to start that drive

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

we need to fire the special teams coach  whoever the fuck that is.... crazy monkey boy or whoever

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

Saban is 70 and finally starting to look it. 

[Hornlover 8824]

4 minutes ago, Slacks said:

We're a 2nd half team, too... Prove me wrong.

Ummmm.....

[millhouse 2587]

Stop going left

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

Sark is great. He’s doing everything right. Players gotta make plays. Bama is fucking good. That’s what’s up

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Hearing broken collar bone in stands

Damn good ears to hear a collarbone breaking with that crowd noise

[Horn80 6075]

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

I dont give a shit about what happend in the first half. New game here, we've got to go full throttle. This bama team is mentally weak

Huh no 

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

4 straight drives by us starting at the fucking 15 give or take a yard or 2

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

God please don’t let this turn into a blowout.