Game Thread Texas vs. #1 Alabama

[lilMAC25 3788]

1 minute ago, Ellellelle said:

Card looks spooked.

He’s injured as fuck. Can barely walk. Kid is playing his best game since HS

[coachherman'sgrill 2095]

What the fuck is bama doing?

Shitting the bed

[Topper13 3258]

[Macanudo 12975]

This is fucking fun.

[66BUFF 2562]

Bama is Stooped and dirty

[Sbbruin 21829]

Ticket to Saban postgame locker room would be worth a LOT. 

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Saban is going to Mayan sacrifice one of these players at the 50 yard line between quarters. 

[Drew 2402]

How is Alabama the team that looks unfocused and discombobulated, and not Texas?  WTF am I watching?

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Bama can’t handle this heat.  All gas!

[Steelers Roll Left 1167]

6 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Dude OMG Bama is falling apart mentally.

THIS….

[RDCanecutter 26380]

Tarted Bama dude ripping off the helmet by the facemask while he looks backwards to see if anybody noticed.

[Rudiger 1160]

[MillerEP 30447]

4th quarter, just need to keep this up for 15 minutes

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

Our guys are playing their gut out today.  D has held gumpsters to 0 points for 2 quarters.  Everyone doing a good job (except refs) coaching, crowds, special teams, etc.  

Going into the fourth quarter I like our chances.  I've said it all week, we will win.   

Our punter has had a good second half

[Deej 76754]

Need a TD here, fellas. Put the pressure on.

[GenXer 2850]

Very undisciplined play on both sides of the ball for a saban team

[RPM 26316]

Just now, bmbmd said:

Alabama seems to be outcoached. 

I was told Sark sucks...

[Huckleberry 32848]

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

Love this for the recruiting aspect.

Hadn't thought about it but this is fantastic for recruiting. 

[Modessit 5598]

The SEC schools love to show their conference loyalty, but I guarantee you a bunch of them are secretly loving this. 

Everyone but aggy

[Pancho 44700]

Face Rape!

 

*oldie, but goodie*

[Deej 76754]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

The SEC schools love to show their conference loyalty, but I guarantee you a bunch of them are secretly loving this. 

Except aggy.

[Fudge Nuggets 19188]

We got this shit in the bag.  Bama will make some plays but we pull it out in the end.

[Chad 1728]

I've developed a new found respect for Card. He's hanging in there beat all to hell, gonna be crazy if Texas pulls this off and buries Bama.

[BadgerHorn 147]

 

[TexasHooch 5122]

Alabama is self destructing.  It's honestly weird to see such a lack of discipline.  

[gaspar 102]

Mental sharpness is not there for bama. They are getting punched and act surprised. 

[Bevo14 8303]

Hurrdurr 21 point favorites. Buncha fuckin idiots out there.

[D_Goose 489]

Gotta fucking believe let’s fucking go motherfuckers!

[C-Man 27184]

If we can punch it in here …

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Just now, Drew said:

How is Alabama the team that looks unfocused and discombobulated, and not Texas?  WTF am I watching?

Evidently not your vagina.   I keed.

[Wishbone 4759]

I approve of having the lead in the 4th. Now, time to add to it.

[Horn80 6114]

All those 2023 recruits coming to Texas know they made the right decision.

[RPM 26316]

Just now, Drew said:

How is Alabama the team that looks unfocused and discombobulated, and not Texas?  WTF am I watching?

I'm on drugs. What's your excuse?

[Overlord 366]

2 minutes ago, pops said:

Can't rep this enough. Plastic fucking sucks. 

There is only one thing Aggy does well. And that is growing grass. Those fucking pussies love growing grass so much they go crazy if you even walk on it. We need to use our resources to hire those cocksuckers to come take care of our field. Fucking Aggy grass growers. Fuck their Veteranarian program. 

[Macanudo 12975]

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

He’s injured as fuck. Can barely walk. Kid is playing his best game since HS

Yeah, Card is really gutting it out.  Give that kid lots of credit.   He's a huge part of why we're still in this.   That and a monster fucking defense.

[Tylerocks 2553]

Just now, Drew said:

How is Alabama the team that looks unfocused and discombobulated, and not Texas?  WTF am I watching?

Playing on the road, the crowd, Clearly expected to expected to roll through Austin for the W.

 

Fuck that.

 

LFG!!!

[coachherman'sgrill 2095]

How is Alabama the team that looks unfocused and discombobulated, and not Texas?  WTF am I watching?

Talent, heart, skill, great coaching, fan support, etc etc

The boys stepped up in the moment and didn't flinch

[Domedriver 655]

I am so fucking proud of my HORNS!  We are fucking TEXAS!!🤘🤘🤘🤘

[BrazilHorn 6586]

4th qtr baby!!! LFG. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

What the fuck is bama doing?

They’re hot, tired and frustrated. Texas is winning time of possession(and counting). Their defense have had little rest with about 7 straight 3 and outs

[Gaffords 755]

We are in their head.   This would've gotten ugly if Ewers was able to play.

[Lou_Sassle 2874]

Just got my 2 yr old daughter to throw her first hook em!

[Loop 1604 227]

2 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

Alabama seems to be outcoached. 

I thought our coach wasn’t any good according to @immamac 😘

[Eastwood 4394]

Whatever we’re paying Patterson, it’s worth every penny. Lock him up long term. 

[C-Man 27184]

Hadn't thought about it but this is fantastic for recruiting. 

And there are some pipe-hitting MF’ers there today to see it in person.

[pacman 7355]

2 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

This wouldnt even be close with Ewers in. He had the hot hand.. Ahh!

 Very much the Colt McCoy, "Dad, we had 'em."

 

Still breaks my heart for Colt, to this day.

[Fastbreak 3981]

The defending Heisman winner has 62 total yards in 3 quarters

[gaspar 102]

Maybe on 1-2 more possessions each team. Gotta make this one count. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

How is Alabama the team that looks unfocused and discombobulated, and not Texas?  WTF am I watching?

this team lost 6 in a row last year.  Kansas beat them.  New blood on D + Patterson. Holy shit what an improvement. 

[Hermanator 7032]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

The SEC schools love to show their conference loyalty, but I guarantee you a bunch of them are secretly loving this. 

EVERY single one of them except aggy are loving it but then in the back of their minds are thinking "what the fuck did we invite in?"

With NIL this is only going to get stronger if we do it right.