Game Thread Texas vs. #1 Alabama

[Captainant 27630]

I hope that fucking ref crew gets a lifetime of flight delays and lost baggage. A pox upon their professional career and lives

[Fastbreak 3981]

Our secondary was also injured.

[Dr Phil WIth Hair 273]

4 minutes ago, Kremlin Watcher said:

We left at least 12 points on the field. A decent coach gets us a win. Fucking can’t recruit a kicker in the state of Texas. 

You CANNOT really be this stupid.  EVERY TAKE you give is shit.  Total pile.  Post less and go support another team.

[gaspar 102]

Sets up a good story for recruits who were there today…we need you to get us to the mountaintop

[hookem48 4687]

nothing is going to change the fact that Card wants his receivers wide open before he throws the ball, it's just a killer

[Both Tacos 1806]

All in all, if Ewers is okay and can play, they'll be fine and this is a great experience to get under their belt.

He went in for x-rays and comes out in a sling. He's not okay.
Minimum 6 weeks is my guess based on the couple of injuries it could be.

[deft 6837]

13 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

We have two goals: win the XII, and beat Bama in the CFP. We took the first step, but - just my opinion - we took the first step today.

Tell me I'm not the only one who thinks so.

We could beat every team for the rest of the season by 3 possessions and they're still not putting us in the CFP.  Sucks but its true 

 

edit....fuck it.  Let's steamroll the rest of the season and find out.  show me a loss

Edited September 10, 2022 by deft

[Loop 1604 227]

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

I hope that fucking ref crew gets a lifetime of flight delays and lost baggage. A pox upon their professional career and lives

Absolute garbage. The missed intentional grounding in the end zone should end all of their careers today.

[Deej 76754]

Just now, Dr Phil WIth Hair said:

You CANNOT really be this stupid.  EVERY TAKE you give is shit.  Total pile.  Post less and go support another team.

He is really that stupid.

[SubliminalHorn 6784]

That was probably the proudest moment I’ve felt in a long fucking time. We should have fucking won. We had it. We’re back, bitches

Edited September 10, 2022 by SubliminalHorn

[perfectchaos007 6625]

The biggest gut punch today was getting a taste of what our offense could look like with Ewers, only to see it all get taken away with the injury

[oSuJeff97 3435]

Hell of a game you guys.

Tough, tough loss considering everything. 

[Juke_Em 47]

Need the Ewers injury to not be too bad for me to feel better about this one. The team's ceiling now and in future years all depends on the QB and we need him to get through this year to get experience for 2023

[F250 28764]

2 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Even with Ewers, Bijan had little to no success.

Ewers was just starting to open up when he was injured. Ewers' deep ball would have opened up the run game for Bijan if no injury occurred.

[Aslan24 400]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I never middle finger but I am here. Not the time for that. 

Apologies, I am a pessimist to my core. Still proud of the fellas today.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

We need to adopt the Alabama play where they throw the ball right above the ref and their WRs run behind the ref. Damn near impossible to defend because the ref is in front of the receiver

[Deej 76754]

Just now, deft said:

We could beat every team for the rest of the season by 3 possessions and they're still not putting us in the CFP.  Sucks but its true 

If we were already in the SEC, that game would have bumped us into the Top 10.

[C-Man 27184]

Card played pretty well.

Gutsy maybe but “well”? Not really. But he was hobbled pretty early.

[SarksJuggs 1106]

Win every game and make the fucking playoffs. 🤘🏼

[Assman 1830]

Who cares?  None of this shit matters.  We're a cursed program.  The best roster we've had in a decade and QE we'll be out for most of the season.  We'll go 6-6 at best, rinse and repeat.  Fuck this.

[Dark Horse 2279]

Fucknthisnshit, losers lose. 

[Longboard Horn 40293]

Helluva game. We have nothing to be ashamed of. Our defense is dangerously good. We should absolutely beat the shit out of Oklahoma this year. 

[MillerEP 30447]

Sark presser about to start on LHN

[NoRagrets 1125]

The refs missed some calls that benefited us, too.

Bryce Young won the game. He’s amazing. 
 

tip your hat, be proud of your team, and move on. 

[Sbbruin 21829]

1 minute ago, Kremlin Watcher said:

This is my point. We lost. Without Ewers we have nothing on offense. Shit coaching. Run Bijan up the gut 100 times. Outcome is predictable. 

You can’t put this on Sark.  

[hookem48 4687]

2 minutes ago, Captainant said:

I hope that fucking ref crew gets a lifetime of flight delays and lost baggage. A monkeypox upon their professional career and lives

fify

[pacman 7355]

Not a moral victory but still proud of today's effort from the Longhorns

[sidis 9823]

Not a facemask…good thing it did not matter to the outcome or anything  

 

[Quagmire 2147]

We left at least 12 points on the field. A decent coach gets us a win. Fucking can’t recruit a kicker in the state of Texas. 

You are fucking stupid as shit if you think that was the kickers fault

[T-shirt Sip 2097]

Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Doesn’t matter. Everyone played their hearts out and gave their all. Hopefully they use this as a building block for the rest of the season. This game shows that we can hang with anyone. I feel bad for Bijan for the slip/missed block and Watts’ missed sack. They are going to have nightmares over those two plays. Right now I predict a 10-2 season with Ewers and 8-4 without. This D is nasty. 

[GabrielsHorn 2183]

3 minutes ago, Captainant said:

I hope that fucking ref crew gets a lifetime of flight delays and lost baggage. A pox upon their professional career and lives

They should have been fired years ago. Four-eyes has constantly fucked us time and time again with bad calls, yet somehow keeps getting trotted out there. 

[Texasrocks 2134]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

If we were already in the SEC, that game would have bumped us into the Top 10.

If we were in the SEC we'd already have been in the top 10

[Captainant 27630]

Just now, C-Man said:

Gutsy maybe but “well”? Not really. But he was hobbled pretty early.

He did about as much as could be expected out of an injured backup QB

[thunderlounge 7813]

Team has a goal now. 
 

Rematch. 

[Mdhorn 5947]

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

nothing is going to change the fact that Card wants his receivers wide open before he throws the ball, it's just a killer

He's not going to throw them open, and lacks arm strength. But he showed he was a warrior and played through injury.  He is a great stopgap but still needs to slow down mentally.  Ball control and game manager is his upside.  

Edited September 10, 2022 by Mdhorn

[David Dennison 18848]

1 minute ago, Juke_Em said:

Need the Ewers injury to not be too bad for me to feel better about this one. The team's ceiling now and in future years all depends on the QB and we need him to get through this year to get experience for 2023

We need to have a back up that is just as talented as the starter and has no problem stepping up. 

[Droopy 2626]

Yeah, lots of missed opportunities but still impressed with the team overall, particularly the D. Losing Ewers blew but so did losing Jameson (CB). 🤘🏼Here’s to staying at this level of play the rest of the way and that we get to see #3 play sometime this season. (Exhales first hit of freshly rolled joint, puts his sunglasses back on and MOWS THE FUCKING GRASS.) 😎🤘🏼

[Overlord 366]

This is all the evidence you need. I’m the NFL they are big on not letting players put all their body weight on a QB. 
 

This picture is the smoking gun

[FloridaHorn 4753]

Defense was the best it’s been in a decade. Offense with Quinn is the same. Hopefully Quinn is back next week and we can see these cousin tucking hillbilly’s again.

[Zeus 6012]

25 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Jesus. He ran out a yard short. 

Heh.

 

Good thing about this game was it's good for recruiting.

It wasn't just we can hang with Bama it's we should've beat Bama.

That safety called a roughing was hilarious though.

Nick Satan will retire when Sark out recruits him, and it's happening sooner than I thought.

 

[UTEE97 3512]

With a healthy Ewers, this team can run the table.

[OU Sucks 8797]

This sucks because Ewers was locked in this game....was on time and accurate.  Card was Card, but credit for gimping it out.  Hated the timeout after Worthy gets to the 1, and then instead of trying to punch it in with Roschon, we tried getting cute, and Ewers gets knocked out.

[Both Tacos 1806]

Was there a single holding call made on either O-Line?

[Anastasis 23458]

7 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Why couldn't we have still gotten the field goal? We would have gotten the ball back after the safety. 

Sure.  But we started that drive on the Bama 40, picked up 25 yards, and kicked the 30yd FG.  More uncertainty around a reset from the kickoff after safety. We traded 2 for 3 imo.  The whole fucking safety play was bullshit though.  

[pacman 7355]

1 minute ago, sidis said:

Not a facemask…good thing it did not matter to the outcome or anything  

 

Not to mention the fg that resulted from the pi they didn't call for Sanders

[UncleSonny 6570]

15 minutes ago, po elvis said:

no that wasn't a safety.

they robbed us with no calls on crucial non PI and facemasks. they cost us more than 2 points.

How is it not intentional grounding if incomplete. In the endzone. Which is a safety. 

[Anastasis 23458]

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

This is all the evidence you need. I’m the NFL they are big on not letting players put all their body weight on a QB. 
 

This picture is the smoking gun

 

It was dirty and intentional. 

[MuellerHorn 4228]

5 minutes ago, Kremlin Watcher said:

This is my point. We lost. Without Ewers we have nothing on offense. Shit coaching. Run Bijan up the gut 100 times. Outcome is predictable. 

You're a fucking moron.

Bye, Bye. Good work, Surly.

[Not a Sock 2311]

3 minutes ago, Assman said:

Who cares?  None of this shit matters.  We're a cursed program.  The best roster we've had in a decade and QE we'll be out for most of the season.  We'll go 6-6 at best, rinse and repeat.  Fuck this.

You think this is the best roster we have had in decade?

[Huckleberry 32848]

Just now, Anastasis said:

Sure.  But we started that drive on the Bama 40, picked up 25 yards, and kicked the 30yd FG.  More uncertainty around a reset from the kickoff after safety. We traded 2 for 3 imo.  The whole fucking safety play was bullshit though.  

We probably would have started around the 35 on average. Similar drive puts Auburn into his comfort zone. Apparently. Ha.