Game Thread Texas vs. #1 Alabama

[Fastbreak 3959]

It was the best half of team defense since 2009

[C-Man 27053]

We kind of made a mistake by not calling TO with 25 or so seconds left before the short throw to Sanders. Can’t blame Sark though but it would’ve given us the chance to run one more play down there on the goal line.

[D3zii 3642]

DAWG WE DOING IT TO OURSELVES!!!!!!! 
 

FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK

[Zhorn96 1772]

AUBURNNNNNNNNNNN

[Saint Tacky 1610]

Why in the hell do you rush that kick? You have two timeouts - take a fucking time out! Jesus Christ! Idiots

[houstonevo8 74]

Always take the points, right decision, terrible kick. 

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

Bad break, but I'll take 10-10 at the half and the ball to start the 3Q. 

[Drew 2331]

we lose this game by 3 and we're livid.

[Valmy77 13094]

Come on Texas, that's an xp

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, troph said:

21 Jamison’s missed pick six - let’s be greedy here. 

How was it going to be a pick six when the receiver was tackling him?

[Ghost of Shag 2581]

Sark has called a masterful game. Unless you blame him for the Ewers injury.

[Burt Macklin 18998]

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

OB but a good pass and catch.

That was not a good pass. Card waited way too long to let it go. 

[millhouse 2587]

Putting the Sideshow in Sideshow bert

Edited September 10, 2022 by millhouse

[Macklemore 2870]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Sark is a bad coach. 

The fuck dude. His play calling has been great this game.

[Mdhorn 5911]

Was that Jaskaran Singh that won Jeopardy in the end zone crowd shot?  Or am I being Katfid?

Edited September 10, 2022 by Mdhorn

[Slacks 6791]

Bad snap. Still gotta hit that, though.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Tied at the half and still pissed 

[UDontKnow 10439]

The FG attempt was the right decision. Terrible that our special teams can't execute it. Jeff Banks what is going on?!

[dbecks 442]

If they give Bijan less than 30 touches in the 2nd half, I’ll be moderately pissed.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Kicking game is still trash

[C-Man 27053]

Sark is a bad coach. 

[BERT 4351]

Pretty sure the ball got tipped too

[RPM 26228]

Does Justin have any eligibility left?

[David Dennison 18657]

Just now, hookem48 said:

kicker fucking choked, hold was good enough

This. The kicker at the University of Texas should be able to hit that every time.

[Chad 1728]

This program is cursed.

[OU Sucks 8746]

[cashman 20]

Lets get Lance St Louis in there

[TexasGary 833]

Left two timeouts on the board. Could have used one after the pass.

[Nivek 16859]

Sark is pissed.  He knows it was intentional.   

[Nuge 1962]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Sark is a bad coach. 

If he had gone for it and missed you would have bitched that he should have taken the points.

[Modessit 5596]

does she really think Sark is going to fucking answer her questions honestly ?

No, but she gets roasted if she doesn't ask

[Surly Bevo 24696]

The crowd here is fucking bringing it.

[Huckleberry 32701]

Long way to go but this is how we've wanted the team to play for a long time. Missing all the dipshits from last week's game thread who said they didn't see any improvements anywhere. 

[Guest]

I hate the lack of timeout after Bijan’s big play. Hate it. Burned 8 seconds to get a JT Sanders 1 yard gain. Would’ve come in handy with 2nd and goal and only 3 seconds left. Fuck!

Quinn coming back. 

[Horn80 6075]

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

Sark channeling Saban there in that interview

He’s pissed about missed FG attempt and should be.

[THUJONE 4550]

First half update:

1. Alabama ain't shit. Fuck them.

2. Our D has shown the biggest season-over-season improvement I've seen in years.

3. Ewers is REAL.

4. We left 14 off the board. 

5. Card is a B- qb but he's feeling juice right now.

6. We can win.

7. No more FG attempts.

8. I have a boner.

[C-Man 27053]

Bad snap. Still gotta hit that, though.

Seems we need to have open tryouts for deep snapper

[dbecks 442]

Was that Jaskaran Singh that won Jeopardy in the end zone crowd shot?  Or am I being Katfid?

[F250 28686]

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

So someone with a blonde jewfro can’t kick…

[Valmy77 13094]

Ok well we made it to half time. Time to hear the news about Ewers.

[Fastbreak 3959]

Good think Dicker went pro in something other than sports

[Darth Tron 1122]

[kingkoopa6 8316]

LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!! Fuck yes crowd!

[Rickylovesweed 14155]

Bijan going going on that drive running to the right side vs the left side of the OL. 

OL blocking better on that side of the OL or Bama cheating to the left side of the OL?

 

[Atticus 3922]

1 minute ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

Should have gotten minimum 2 runs with timeouts there. You can’t tuck tail against #1!


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They were loading up against the run and stopping us on normal downs. No way we're having success in the middle in goal to go. Maybe with a Rojo wildcat, but i doubt it.

[Ghost of Shag 2581]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Sark is a bad coach. 

Fuck you.

[BERT 4351]

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Sark has called a masterful game. Unless you blame him for the Ewers injury.

Some will try 

[Pancho 44477]

Angry at that missed FG, but I'll take the score considering....

 

And we get the ball to start the 2nd half.  Here's hoping Quinn is good to go (by good to go, I mean they Varsity Blues'd him)

[hookem48 4631]

Card had Worthy open but of course held the fucking ball too long