Game Thread Texas vs. #1 Alabama

[Horn80 6075]

So, it was an “excessive drive into the ground” but a clean hit.  Fuck you Leinhart.  41-38 bitch.

Edited September 10, 2022 by Horn80

[Topper13 3201]

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

What is that music?

It's not Motorhead, and it fucking needs to be

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

Any word on QE

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Sark has called a masterful game. Unless you blame him for the Ewers injury.

Calling a timeout after a huge completion was stupid as shit as bamas defense was rattled

[Wally Fairway 5524]

Fuck Bama 

Fuck Saban 

Fuck Fuck Fuck

 

[Vito Andolini 9112]

2 minutes ago, Hawndoh said:

WTF band. This is music?

Worst halftime show I’ve ever heard

[Azbadlands 109]

6 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Fuck!

We're the god damn better team today but their cheapshot bullshit and our small mistakes are fucking this up. 

Props to the defense for that first half. Pk + GP = BMF

 

Impressed with the defense.  They haven't let any of BAMAs big plays take the wind out of their sails and deflate them like in games in the past decade.. They are getting after them...Not intimidated.  Seeing them pressure the QB, haven't seen that in a long time...:)

 

Edited September 10, 2022 by Azbadlands

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

 

 

[TexasHooch 5117]

What the hell is with that clarinet screeching in the background of the halftime show?  Hideous.   

[Deej 76568]

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Angry at that missed FG, but I'll take the score considering....

 

And we get the ball to start the 2nd half.  Here's hoping Quinn is good to go (by good to go, I mean they Varsity Blues'd him)

Ewers gonna run out of the locker room like Larry Bird after breaking his face. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Card was late on the throw or else it would have been a TD.

Ewers news?!

[TexasGolf 4858]

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Is it just me, but is Urban fucking orange?

[rvm96 1643]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

9 sec with 2 timeouts in the 2 you run with the best player in the game. You don't throw a shit pass and burn up 3 plays of time. 

I think it was 8 seconds. Also what 3 plays can you do in the 5 seconds that play took?

[Rickylovesweed 14155]

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

FG was the right call - Card shouldn’t have taken so long on the play before, though, that cost us another snap - but now that we’ve seen that aborted kick it pretty much has to be 4 down territory from now on whenever it’s an even debatable decision.

The play he really missed was after the Bijan catch. It was Cain or another wide receiver running wide open down the left hash. 

Bama didn't get set at all. 

[Saint Tacky 1610]

4 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Sark has called a masterful game. Unless you blame him for the Ewers injury.

 

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

He’s pissed about missed FG attempt and should be.

Piss poor game management on Sark’s part. First year kicker. Big game. Big kick. Two timeouts to spare. Call one and settle things down. Don’t rush it. 
Hell, better clock management alone and a few extra secs, Card could have spiked the bobbled snap and had a do-over. 

[Loop 1604 227]

Can we get rid of the aggy caveman running this site? He’s really showing his ass today.

Surely one of you rich fuckers can find some spare change in your couch cushions…

[Bigbend1812 12889]

This is what everyone would have asked for before the start of the game minus the Ewers injury.  Fuck anyone bitching.  Yes we should be up 13-10, but we are tied!  Let’s game plan for Card in the half and pull off a fucking miracle!!!

[FloridaHorn 4735]

If you’d have offered me 10-10 at half before the game I would have gladly taken it. We have shown that we can play with these fuckers, and minus the 80 yd run, our defense has been outstanding 

[Tylerocks 2551]

Outside of the McClellan 80 yarder this D has been lights out.

Text from friend at the game "This place is rockin"

 

Kept it going....LFG!!!!!!

 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

If we did that to Bruce young it would be replayed and saban would be going nuts and everyone would be livid at Texas.

[troph 24563]

8 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

How was it going to be a pick six when the receiver was tackling him?

Because I said so.

[NevaLost 284]

Quinn looked outrageous man... He's that dude. Need news on the injury  

[Valmy77 13094]

I can't believe Auburn sucks against Bama.

Anyway amazing half by the defense. They play like this all year and we will be Big 12 champs.

[Foosters 17733]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Any word on QE

Yeah, dude's a motherfucking baller 

[BurntOrange&White 39661]

Sanders was wide open on the endzone on that Worthy incompletion. 

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

9 sec with 2 timeouts in the 2 you run with the best player in the game. You don't throw a shit pass and burn up 3 plays of time. 

Exactly 💯

[Slacks 6791]

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

What is that music?

My wife said it was too high pitched. When she says that, the shit is really terrible... She loves high pitch and hates bass...

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, troph said:

Because I said so.

[TriStone 1724]

10 minutes ago, immamac said:

Sark is a bad coach. 

I know you're jesting but fuck you anyway. 

[Majorcholas 507]

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I'm pretty sure the idea there was to hurry up and catch Bama off guard. 

I need to go back and look but pretty sure Cain was wide open for about a 20 yard gain. 

Yup. Coaching 101. There’s a reason you practice the 2 min drill. You are prepared and they are on their heels. A timeout allows them to rest their defense and sub in the personnel they want. Gives bama coaches time to look at their tendency charts, etc

[OU Sucks 8746]

Just now, Loop 1604 said:

Can we get rid of the aggy caveman running this site? He’s really showing his ass today.

Surely one of you rich fuckers can find some spare change in your couch cushions…

Just tell him the McRib is back and he'll be gone for a while

[Stunns38 3357]

Left two timeouts on the board. Could have used one after the pass.

Should have just run Bijan. Oh well.

[Both Tacos 1805]

Quinn looked outrageous man... He's that dude. Need news on the injury  

No news is usually not good news.

[ChiTownDoc 21102]

Maybe a TO gets another play in, who cares?   Anyone bitching about anything other than the bad breaks is a moron.  And yes, me and my jinx money line bet is quite invested in UT.  FUCK

[bborange 9969]

Card needs to have a better internal clock and get rid of the ball faster.  

[pacman 7330]

We get the ball to start the second half. Saban is going to get involved in defensive adjustments, so Sark needs to anticipate and game plan accordingly. We aren't scared of Bob on the offensive side.

[Rip76 4914]

4 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Why do you insist on trolling your own website? Is the aggy that strong in you?

He’s the Acho of our site. 😀

[4th and 5 4914]

STADIUM IS 🔥 

 

FUCKING KICKER!!!!!

 

from section 2

 

FIGHT

[hookem48 4631]

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

9 sec with 2 timeouts in the 2 you run with the best player in the game. You don't throw a shit pass and burn up 3 plays of time. 

Worthy was fucking open, Card held the ball too long, it was the perfect call.

[Deej 76568]

Hope Ewers is like my dogs. They pull up lame and then forget all about it after waving a treat in their face. Immamac, go down to the locker room and waive some NIL money in front of him. 

[Gaffords 755]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

So, it was an “excessive drive into the ground” but a clean hit.  Fuck you Leinhart.  41-38 bitch.

Lol.  Hes a big Texas fan.  He insists there is a Longhorn helmet in the background when he does his segments.   Who would've thought.

[Lhorn 4886]

8 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

We need to keep this gif on speed dial this season. 

[NAVY 6739]

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

So, it was an “excessive drive into the ground” but a clean hit.  Fuck you Leinhart.  41-38 bitch.

“Fuck you Leinhert” can never be said often enough 

[Captainant 27464]

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

My wife said it was too high pitched. When she says that, the shit is really terrible... She loves high pitch and hates bass...

Apparently LHB had some award winning jazz clarinet player this week. Really gonna hype up the crowd with it lol smh

[ztejas 43266]

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Maybe a TO gets another play in, who cares?   Anyone bitching about anything other than the bad breaks is a moron.  And yes, me and my jinx money line bet is quite invested in UT.  FUCK

No one gives a fuck about what bets you made. Shut the fuck up. 

[troph 24563]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

You don’t get it man just stop. 

[RPM 26229]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Any word on QE

They got her MRI mixed up with Ewers.

[Topper13 3201]

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

My wife said it was too high pitched. When she says that, the shit is really terrible... She loves high pitch and hates bass...

 

[Modessit 5596]

If Ewers comes back I expect Bama to do everything they can to put him in the dirt as often as possible. They know they're in trouble if he plays.

[Hook1997 5289]

All the longhorn network guys predicted we basically won’t score again….  Screw those guys!   Let’s do this!