Maalik Murphy single handedly unfucks Dukes football program.

[MrBig 5,375]

Maalik, I see the fucking look in your eyes…

 

[6th Street 6,390]

Is there an 18-wheeler short yardage play with Murphy?

[Had Enough 2,078]

Is there an 18-wheeler short yardage play with Murphy?

There should be.

[Tex Long 4,382]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Is there an 18-wheeler short yardage play with Murphy?

It's run by Red.

[formermav43 4,606]

Was there an 18 wheeler short yardage play for Peyton Manning?

[Frank Drebin 5,655]

2 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

Was there an 18 wheeler short yardage play for Peyton Manning?

Right.

Seriously people, Maalik is not a runner.  He is a giant and strong dude with a howitzer for an arm.  But running is not his game just because he is a black man.

Edited October 28, 2023 by Frank Drebin

[formermav43 4,606]

Just now, Frank Drebin said:

He ain't black.  

Exactly

[South Austin 52,448]

Just now, Frank Drebin said:

He ain't black.  

True. His grandmother was Dutch.

[Frank Drebin 5,655]

I edited it.  Did not want to come off wrong.  But some of our fans see a black guy at QB and assume he is VY.

[Nicole44 22,057]

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

True. His grandmother was Dutch.

 

[futureman 22,443]

38 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Maalik, I see the fucking look in your eyes…

 

what the fuck movie is this. seeing this meme a lot in the last few days. 

[Biff Tannen 45,664]

I just want Maalik to throw it through a receiver.

[52-80 19,147]

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

what the fuck movie is this. seeing this meme a lot in the last few days. 

Sandstorm (2002), directed by Darude

[Jkwellborn 6,686]

Right.
Seriously people, Maalik is not a runner.  He is a giant and strong dude with a howitzer for an arm.  But running is not his game just because he is a black man.

It’s the giant and strong dude part that could make a short yardage package work.

[MajorTexas 69]

26 minutes ago, futureman said:

what the fuck movie is this. seeing this meme a lot in the last few days. 

Diary of a wimpy kid 

[6th Street 6,390]

He's 6'5, 240. Should be able to lower his shoulder and pick up a yard in a goal line situation. 

[Tex Long 4,382]

27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I just want Maalik to throw it through a receiver dback  to a receiver.

mo betta

[msucolt45 4,054]

Maalik told all receivers to wear gloves this week, as they’re coming in HOT!

Hook’em!!!

[Atticus 3,973]

Maalik can run more than people give him credit for, but he's the least mobile QB we've had back there in a long time. 

You also don't want him pushing the pile and risking his ankle/back when you'll be down to your #3 guy if he aggravates either one. 

Let the #4 RB fire hydrant with that dawg mentality handle those duties. 

[6th Street 6,390]

Who is that #3 QB anyway? I bet he sucks 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,227]

10 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Maalik told all receivers to wear gloves this week, as they’re coming in HOT!

Hook’em!!!

[Tailgate 3,021]

Today, we are going to witness something special.

[MontereyMX 869]

1 minute ago, Tailgate said:

Today, we are going to witness something special.

at the tailgate?

[Dbeasy 15,041]

Maalik has back spasms. 

To stop back pain, arch your back. 

Arch Manning is the backup QB. 

Coincidence? I don’t think so. 

[Harrison Stafford 3,335]

I remember when James Street replaced Bill Bradley at QB a game and a half into the 1968 season and that turned out pretty well.  Here’s hoping the same for Maalik.

[Eskimohorn 5,630]

I hear TFB says MM has a back issue and they do not expect him to play the whole game. Arch is expected to play in the second half......
 
Dont shoot the messenger....I only plagiarize this crap....

A back issue? From sitting on the bench? He needs to get one of those standing work stations.

[Txslnghrns 1,352]

but we will also be drunk

How could you have possibly known this before today??? Are you from the future????

[Thatguy 8,672]

  The only thing I am worried about is turnovers. I think Murph will do fine outside of a couple risky throws like young guys do. I am excited to see what he can do. All these QBs have skills. It's a lot like our WR room right now.

[SilasCoade 2,622]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Maalik has back spasms. 

 

[freyguy 4,262]

39 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

How could you have possibly known this before today??? Are you from the future????

[4th&Five 41,506]

 

[ztejas 43,411]

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Maalik has back spasms. 

To stop back pain, arch your back. 

Arch Manning is the backup QB. 

Coincidence? I don’t think so. 

[Jkwellborn 6,686]

 

Is he the first guy off the bus?

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,227]

1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:

Is he the first guy off the bus?

Today, he's driving the bus.

[Jiggy-Z 3,432]

53 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Looks like a Yale man.

[Thatguy 8,672]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

[utexas8 1,436]

Booger just said about the size of cam newton maybe a little faster. Lol

[Neonmoon 38,129]

Watching Maalik give up pursuit after the pick was sad

[Dbeasy 15,041]

Maalik pretty wild right now. Calm down. 

[Neonmoon 38,129]

It doesn’t seem to have any glimmer of “it” so far 

Hope he finds something soon 

[Jkwellborn 6,686]

The fumble was in large part due to Sark pulling another unfortunate red zone call - playaction where a pulling guard from the opposite side is responsible for blocking the DE - but yeah.  The throw to Sanders with the pass rush in his face was a great play.  Nothing else has looked that great.  The Joe Milton comparison seems accurate.

Yeah, sark needs to stop trying to be cute.

[Dbeasy 15,041]

Watching Murphy is a rollercoaster. He doesn’t plant right on many throws. He sets up on a receiver but then waits to throw it to him. That’s no bueno. He’s slow to make the throws. But, he’s hanging in there. 

[Atticus 3,973]

He needs to learn to let a play die. He was throwing the ball into danger and getting bailed out. He got burned on the horrific throw to Worthy, and Sark adjusted accordingly. We need to get another TD to let him find a good comfort zone.

[Jkwellborn 6,686]

Dude has a gun. He nearly completed that slant that was batted.

[ousuxndallas 65]

Sorry, but this dude aint it. He throws EVERY ball falling backwards. He looks terrible.

[Jewish Wang 111]

He is terrible. 

[DreadHead 115]

I was hoping Maalik would be fire, but he's not him, not even close. And it's even more upsetting that this showing indicates our QB depth is worse than we thought. Texas at this point, should have next man-up talent in the room. Maalik won't be able to handle Kansas State next week. Especially if we keep getting these poor play calls in the red zone from Sark, assuming we get there. 

[Jewish Wang 111]

1 minute ago, DreadHead said:

I was hoping Maalik would be fire, but he's not him, not even close. And it's even more upsetting that this showing indicates our QB depth is worse than we thought. Texas at this point, should have next man-up talent in the room. Maalik won't be able to handle Kansas State next week. Especially if we keep getting these poor play calls in the red zone from Sark, assuming we get there. 

Sark doesn’t trust Maalik and with very good reason. I won’t blame red zone issues today on Sark, just because today is a totally different entity with a QB that shouldn’t be playing. MM is Swoopes 2.0 and not a whole lot better. 

[Neonmoon 38,129]

He either throws a fastball or throws a floater that lets the defender time to make a play. His pocket presence is suspect. It just doesn’t look like he’s played much QB. 

[freyguy 4,262]

Jesus fuck you panty waists...