Maalik Murphy single handedly unfucks Dukes football program.

[Ignatius 4037]

On 11/10/2023 at 4:50 PM, Thatguy said:

A QB not being able to come out and respond is exactly how TCU Georgia happens. Landslide momentum.

That and a huge, massive, gigantic, insurmountable imbalance in overall roster talent…

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

5 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

Anyone have video of what might have happened? It’s not like they KO return had a crazy tackle along the sideline. 

[Classic Rock 280]

I found this video. Start it at the 11:58 point if it doesn't start.

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20889]

Gerry (IT) is reporting that Murphy suffered a separated shoulder.

I assume this takes him out for the rest of the season.

 

*Never mind - Sark just said Murphy practiced today.  Looks like Gerry missed on this one.*

Edited November 27, 2023 by Hiphopopotamos

[hacker 184]

31 minutes ago, Classic Rock said:

I found this video. Start it at the 11:58 point if it doesn't start.

 

at 12:15

 

 

[Park Gothic 5084]

34 minutes ago, Classic Rock said:

I found this video. Start it at the 11:58 point if it doesn't start.

 

Wow, yeah he gets plowed into hard. Now I feel bad for thinking it was a smokescreen to hide that he was pissed off.

Plus - goddamn kid, how accident prone can you be?

[Huckleberry 33115]

24 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry (IT) is reporting that Murphy suffered a separated shoulder.

I assume this takes him out for the rest of the season.

 

*Never mind - Sark just said Murphy practiced today.  Looks like Gerry missed on this one.*

Not sure, a low grade separation on the non throwing shoulder could very well allow someone to practice 

[Jkwellborn 6749]

Wow, yeah he gets plowed into hard. Now I feel bad for thinking it was a smokescreen to hide that he was pissed off.
Plus - goddamn kid, how accident prone can you be?

Man, they drove that kid over there like a Cadillac.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

39 minutes ago, hacker said:

at 12:15

 

 

Then, the fan raises an arm that blocks the view of how he fell. 

[BurntOrange&White 40049]

38 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Wow, yeah he gets plowed into hard. Now I feel bad for thinking it was a smokescreen to hide that he was pissed off.

Plus - goddamn kid, how accident prone can you be?

I thought the same but I'm retarded.

[billfromlaketravis 11542]

1 hour ago, Classic Rock said:

I found this video. Start it at the 11:58 point if it doesn't start.

 

Man, and I thought my seats sucked. 

[dec3169 504]

53 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Wow, yeah he gets plowed into hard. Now I feel bad for thinking it was a smokescreen to hide that he was pissed off.

Plus - goddamn kid, how accident prone can you be?

If he ever plays against UTSA he better stay away from their mascot...

[Deej 76965]

On 11/25/2023 at 8:45 AM, LTtxfan said:

Despite Manning's debut being an exciting things for fans, the Longhorns will need to get the more-experienced Murphy healthy in time for the Big 12 Championship Game on Saturday, Dec. 2

[chainsaw 9878]

1 hour ago, hacker said:

at 12:15

 

 

back....and to the left....

[Frank Drebin 5656]

On 11/25/2023 at 8:45 AM, LTtxfan said:

 

Despite Manning's debut being an exciting things for fans, the Longhorns will need to get the more-experienced Murphy healthy in time for the Big 12 Championship Game on Saturday, Dec. 2. 

https://www.si.com/college/texas/football/texas-longhorns-qb-maalik-murphy-injured-vs-texas-tech-red-raiders

 

Our experience of watching him leads me to feel I want him to transfer.  Preferably to one of our opponents.

[utexas8 1469]

Lmao

[Longboard Horn 40557]

 

[texifornia 57176]

End of an era

 

[ClubWhatever 12159]

Cut Arch

[hookemATL 11931]

Go get that bag Maalik🤘thanks for your contributions. 

[Ghost of LL 15544]

I really hope Maalik does well where ever he ends up.  

[Texas Wahoo 3420]

 

[dcar00 14380]

Arch gets all the 2nd string bowl reps now.

MM did all he could and I think he really wanted to be at Texas.  undefeated as a starter.

time to go get another QB(portal or otherwise)

[texifornia 57176]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

Arch gets all the 2nd string bowl reps now.

MM did all he could and I think he really wanted to be at Texas.  undefeated as a starter.

time to go get another QB(portal or otherwise)

We already have our QBs for next year.

Ewers / Manning / Owens / Wright

[Deej 76965]

3 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

I'm hearing Chip Brown would suck cock, but nobody will let him. 

[bad_teammate 13225]

If Maalik leaves, best of luck to him, unless he goes to one of our rivals... which we have a lot of.

[Sgt Hulk 13853]

Dude loved Texas.  I hope you’re successful wherever you go 

[texifornia 57176]

5 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Whoops

 

[hornbri 1417]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Whoops

 

Well that sucks, would have been nice to have him for 2 more games. 

[lilMAC25 3824]

I hope Maalik shows out (unless it’s against us).

[Brisketexan 105451]

Bummer, he's a good dude and a real athlete.  Hope he finds success.

[Jkwellborn 6749]

If Texas wins a championship, does he get a ring?

[ztejas 43549]

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Whoops

 

It's honestly amazing how fucking stupid Chip Brown is.

[Tex-19 2885]

2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

If Texas wins a championship, does he get a ring?

Idk, probably coach's decision. I would think so in this case.

[Valmy77 13275]

2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

If Texas wins a championship, does he get a ring?

He should. We only got this far because he won those games he started.

Sucks we won't have him.

Sark: Don't run Ewers.

Just now, ztejas said:

It's honestly amazing how fucking stupid Chip Brown is.

In the rush to get the big scoop he just sort of...makes the scoop up.

[ztejas 43549]

4 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

If Texas wins a championship, does he get a ring?

Yes. Zero question.

[mdmost 43059]

Thank you for your service. Helped win us 2 games that got us where we wanted to be after Quinn got hurt.

[Helobious 9467]

Good kid but not at all an FBS talent. I think the fact that he played so little is really going to help his value. 

[LTtxfan 49378]

Good Luck Maalik !!! 🤘

[LonghornBreeder 550]

Thanks for being a Longhorn, Maalik. You came to campus knowing the competition for PT was steep and you didn't shy away. You represented us well and helped get to the playoffs. I'll route for you for the rest of your playing days...

But all bets are off if you go to OU.

[Gut Wagon 8087]

I suspect he proves to be a much better QB than Chip is a journalist. That honestly won't take much. 

[ousux 5602]

I have a feeling he's going to ball out if he lands on a decent team that doesn't force him to play turtle Tom ball, just hope it doesn't come back to bite us.

Hookem Maalik, no matter what you're still 2-0 as Longhorns QB

[MotownHorn 1798]

26 minutes ago, Deej said:

I'm hearing Chip Brown would suck cock, but nobody will let him. 

Literally just use anything other than homophobic shit for this post and it'd be funny 

19 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

If Texas wins a championship, does he get a ring?

1000%

[MotownHorn 1798]

8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Good kid but not at all an FBS talent. I think the fact that he played so little is really going to help his value. 

You’re very wrong imo 

He’s a huge talent who made some freshman mistakes in his first 2 starts. If he learns from those mistakes he’ll be an incredible QB (if he can stay healthy)

[Pescado_Rojo 19439]

9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Good kid but not at all an FBS talent. I think the fact that he played so little is really going to help his value. 

Damn, Now I'm tempted to find a book that will give me odds on Maalik Murphy Heisman 2024. 

[LonghornBreeder 550]

@Helobious

They say all the finest fragrances have a tiny component of something rank in them. You, sir, are that stench of dead shit in the Surly cologne.

[Valmy77 13275]

Just now, MotownHorn said:

He’s a huge talent who made some freshman mistakes in his first 2 starts. If he learns from those mistakes he’ll be an incredible QB (if he can stay healthy)

His style of play won't get him hurt much...so long as he watches himself on sideline celebrations.

[Cairn Horn88 8285]

If Ewers gets hurt…….

[tvko23 82]

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

If Ewers gets hurt…….

Inshallah it doesn't come to this, but Arch might be preferable in that scenario anyway

[Deej 76965]

8 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

Literally just use anything other than homophobic shit for this post and it'd be funny

Nothing homophobic about it. Anyone who wants to get heir dick sucked by whoever should. Just nobody wants Chip Broen doing it.