Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, who else needs a QB miracle?

[MrBig 5574]

Maalik, I see the fucking look in your eyes…

 

[6th Street 6629]

Is there an 18-wheeler short yardage play with Murphy?

[Had Enough 2096]

Is there an 18-wheeler short yardage play with Murphy?

There should be.

[Tex Long 4563]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Is there an 18-wheeler short yardage play with Murphy?

It's run by Red.

[formermav43 4606]

Was there an 18 wheeler short yardage play for Peyton Manning?

[Frank Drebin 5795]

2 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

Was there an 18 wheeler short yardage play for Peyton Manning?

Right.

Seriously people, Maalik is not a runner.  He is a giant and strong dude with a howitzer for an arm.  But running is not his game just because he is a black man.

Edited October 28, 2023 by Frank Drebin

[formermav43 4606]

Just now, Frank Drebin said:

He ain't black.  

Exactly

[South Austin 52930]

Just now, Frank Drebin said:

He ain't black.  

True. His grandmother was Dutch.

[Frank Drebin 5795]

I edited it.  Did not want to come off wrong.  But some of our fans see a black guy at QB and assume he is VY.

[Nicole44 22206]

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

True. His grandmother was Dutch.

 

[futureman 22635]

38 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Maalik, I see the fucking look in your eyes…

 

what the fuck movie is this. seeing this meme a lot in the last few days. 

[Biff Tannen 45953]

I just want Maalik to throw it through a receiver.

[52-80 19363]

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

what the fuck movie is this. seeing this meme a lot in the last few days. 

Sandstorm (2002), directed by Darude

[Jkwellborn 6972]

Right.
Seriously people, Maalik is not a runner.  He is a giant and strong dude with a howitzer for an arm.  But running is not his game just because he is a black man.

It’s the giant and strong dude part that could make a short yardage package work.

[MajorTexas 69]

26 minutes ago, futureman said:

what the fuck movie is this. seeing this meme a lot in the last few days. 

Diary of a wimpy kid 

[6th Street 6629]

He's 6'5, 240. Should be able to lower his shoulder and pick up a yard in a goal line situation. 

[Tex Long 4563]

27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I just want Maalik to throw it through a receiver dback  to a receiver.

mo betta

[msucolt45 4187]

Maalik told all receivers to wear gloves this week, as they’re coming in HOT!

Hook’em!!!

[Atticus 4164]

Maalik can run more than people give him credit for, but he's the least mobile QB we've had back there in a long time. 

You also don't want him pushing the pile and risking his ankle/back when you'll be down to your #3 guy if he aggravates either one. 

Let the #4 RB fire hydrant with that dawg mentality handle those duties. 

[6th Street 6629]

Who is that #3 QB anyway? I bet he sucks 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10690]

10 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Maalik told all receivers to wear gloves this week, as they’re coming in HOT!

Hook’em!!!

[Tailgate 3041]

Today, we are going to witness something special.

[MontereyMX 911]

1 minute ago, Tailgate said:

Today, we are going to witness something special.

at the tailgate?

[Dbeasy 15464]

Maalik has back spasms. 

To stop back pain, arch your back. 

Arch Manning is the backup QB. 

Coincidence? I don’t think so. 

[Harrison Stafford 3378]

I remember when James Street replaced Bill Bradley at QB a game and a half into the 1968 season and that turned out pretty well.  Here’s hoping the same for Maalik.

[Eskimohorn 5664]

I hear TFB says MM has a back issue and they do not expect him to play the whole game. Arch is expected to play in the second half......
 
Dont shoot the messenger....I only plagiarize this crap....

A back issue? From sitting on the bench? He needs to get one of those standing work stations.

[Txslnghrns 1357]

but we will also be drunk

How could you have possibly known this before today??? Are you from the future????

[Thatguy 9153]

  The only thing I am worried about is turnovers. I think Murph will do fine outside of a couple risky throws like young guys do. I am excited to see what he can do. All these QBs have skills. It's a lot like our WR room right now.

[SilasCoade 2622]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Maalik has back spasms. 

 

[freyguy 4354]

39 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

How could you have possibly known this before today??? Are you from the future????

[4th&Five 41852]

 

[ztejas 44096]

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Maalik has back spasms. 

To stop back pain, arch your back. 

Arch Manning is the backup QB. 

Coincidence? I don’t think so. 

[Jkwellborn 6972]

 

Is he the first guy off the bus?

[MonkeyDoughnut 10690]

1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:

Is he the first guy off the bus?

Today, he's driving the bus.

[Jiggy-Z 3506]

53 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Looks like a Yale man.

[Thatguy 9153]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

[utexas8 1691]

Booger just said about the size of cam newton maybe a little faster. Lol

[Neonmoon 38130]

Watching Maalik give up pursuit after the pick was sad

[Dbeasy 15464]

Maalik pretty wild right now. Calm down. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

It doesn’t seem to have any glimmer of “it” so far 

Hope he finds something soon 

[Jkwellborn 6972]

The fumble was in large part due to Sark pulling another unfortunate red zone call - playaction where a pulling guard from the opposite side is responsible for blocking the DE - but yeah.  The throw to Sanders with the pass rush in his face was a great play.  Nothing else has looked that great.  The Joe Milton comparison seems accurate.

Yeah, sark needs to stop trying to be cute.

[Dbeasy 15464]

Watching Murphy is a rollercoaster. He doesn’t plant right on many throws. He sets up on a receiver but then waits to throw it to him. That’s no bueno. He’s slow to make the throws. But, he’s hanging in there. 

[Atticus 4164]

He needs to learn to let a play die. He was throwing the ball into danger and getting bailed out. He got burned on the horrific throw to Worthy, and Sark adjusted accordingly. We need to get another TD to let him find a good comfort zone.

[Jkwellborn 6972]

Dude has a gun. He nearly completed that slant that was batted.

[ousuxndallas 65]

Sorry, but this dude aint it. He throws EVERY ball falling backwards. He looks terrible.

[Jewish Wang 111]

He is terrible. 

[DreadHead 136]

I was hoping Maalik would be fire, but he's not him, not even close. And it's even more upsetting that this showing indicates our QB depth is worse than we thought. Texas at this point, should have next man-up talent in the room. Maalik won't be able to handle Kansas State next week. Especially if we keep getting these poor play calls in the red zone from Sark, assuming we get there. 

[Jewish Wang 111]

1 minute ago, DreadHead said:

I was hoping Maalik would be fire, but he's not him, not even close. And it's even more upsetting that this showing indicates our QB depth is worse than we thought. Texas at this point, should have next man-up talent in the room. Maalik won't be able to handle Kansas State next week. Especially if we keep getting these poor play calls in the red zone from Sark, assuming we get there. 

Sark doesn’t trust Maalik and with very good reason. I won’t blame red zone issues today on Sark, just because today is a totally different entity with a QB that shouldn’t be playing. MM is Swoopes 2.0 and not a whole lot better. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

He either throws a fastball or throws a floater that lets the defender time to make a play. His pocket presence is suspect. It just doesn’t look like he’s played much QB. 

[freyguy 4354]

Jesus fuck you panty waists...