Cowboys vs Bucs: Week 1 SNF

[Hermanator 7142]

Going to need to use the boot game and Dak's legs. This offense just isn't shit without it. 

[Zeus 6126]

What the fuck that's not pass interference 

[LonghornJudas 1102]

Just because you get skullfucked trying to jam a receiver, it doesn't mean it's a penalty on the WR.

[Augustus 3061]

Three red jerseys he threw into

[TonyTexas 10524]

Just now, Zeus said:

What the fuck that's not pass interference 

It was just a forearm to the head

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Terrible decision 

[Augustus 3061]

Jesus that's a freshman QB mistake Dak

[ztejas 43529]

Not sure what Dak is seeing there.

[Drew 2517]

That was a horrible decision and throw.

Throw it away. Or take the sack even throw well kill you for that too.

Just Horrible.

[Horn80 6131]

Dak looks like a rookie.  Cowboys offense is a joke.

[Vito Andolini 9127]

As dumb a pass as you’ll see all weekend.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Dak tried to force it and threw the INT. 

[Message Board User 12396]

What a horrible decision.  Just atrocious.

[Zeus 6126]

Yikes

[Sgt Hulk 13836]

Of course 

[Augustus 3061]

I don't know why they're not running around the edge on every running play

[Vic Mackey 47136]

This offense is a big steaming pile of trash. But yeah, losing Cooper would be no biggie.....

[Hermanator 7142]

$40 million man right there.

What a jerkoff

[Vermin 3055]

There was an open guy right behind him just throw it farther.

[Sgt Hulk 13836]

Hudson card thinks Dak sucks

[LTtxfan 49333]

Cowboys suck at OL and WR.  Gonna be a long terrible season.

Horrible job in roster management...

[Hate 20140]

The more things change the more they stay the same. Same Cowboys. And Futureman is right, Dak sucks.

[Surly Bevo 25141]

Just now, ztejas said:

Not sure what Dak is seeing there.

A futureman post that will ring pretty true after that shitty decision.

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

 But yeah, losing Cooper would be no biggie.....

This franchise, I swear.

 

Dak's biggest problem is he's not very bright

[Vic Mackey 47136]

Dak looks like a rookie.  Cowboys offense is a joke.

Kind of like letting Cooper go for nothing, losing Wilson, drafting a guy in the 3rd who can't even suit up would not have any consequences.

No idea why people downplayed how important Cooper was to this offense.

Our offense has zero threat now. Dink and dunk dorkfest so far. Who scares you now?

[Augustus 3061]

Parsons does it again.

Let's have some of that on 1st and 2nd down

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

Every big negated by a flag

[Drew 2517]

He’s forcing shit. Simple as that.

Knows he’s the one responsible for everything now. WRs aren’t getting open. OL is not good. Coaches not helping at all.

Offense is in trouble. Clear as day.


But hey…we got parsons. Just need a turnover or two.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Mike McCarthy, so inspiring, mindlessly staring up at the video screen with a “I don’t know what the fuck is happening” look on his face.

[Nicole44 22073]

At least the Defense has some fire in them. The field goal game is exciting…Tom may be re-thinking his decision to play there with that OLine but go Dallas D! 

[taybo20 2878]

I’m already feeling deflated with this Dallas offense 

[Surly Bevo 25141]

This game is shitty....

[Patrick Bateman 3923]

Parsons is an animal.  It's sad because Jerrah will waste him..... just like we wasted DeMarcus.

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[Zeus 6126]

Parsons hot damn this dude should never ever ever be dropping in coverage ever again lol

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Parsons came to play today. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5491]

Parson is the type of player that wins championships. What's he doing playing for jerry? 

[Augustus 3061]

Yeah, I'm with Vic on Cooper.

That was just brutal.

They actually made a brilliant move bringing him to Dallas when lots of talking heads were shitting on the decision.

He ends up being terrific in Dallas, so of course we let him get away for nothing

[Vic Mackey 47136]

Offense hasn't gotten a first down since the first drive.

[Zeus 6126]

1 minute ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Mike McCarthy, so inspiring, mindlessly staring up at the video screen with a “I don’t know what the fuck is happening” look on his face.

You want the clap guy or the fat arms crossed guy

Real coarches don't wanna work for Jerrah

[Augustus 3061]

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

WRs aren’t getting open. 

 

 

Dak doesn't seem to factor that into his decision making.

We ran that past the 20.

Where's the automatic flag?

[Vic Mackey 47136]

Yeah, I'm with Vic on Cooper.
That was just brutal.
They actually made a brilliant move bringing him to Dallas when lots of talking heads were shitting on the decision.
He ends up being terrific in Dallas, so of course we let him get away for nothing

Yep. Offense was dead in the water to start that 2018 season. Comes in and we get got and win the East and get to divisional round. We are now back to that shit. Ceedee looked good because Cooper was over there getting a lot of attention. Maybe when Gallup gets back but who knows. Right now, they don't have many weapons

[Horn80 6131]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Kind of like letting Cooper go for nothing, losing Wilson, drafting a guy in the 3rd who can't even suit up would not have any consequences.

No idea why people downplayed how important Cooper was to this offense.

Our offense has zero threat now. Dink and dunk dorkfest so far. Who scares you now?

You’re right, zero threats. And Lamb isn’t even close to be the #1 receiver.  Ridiculous 

[Surly Bevo 25141]

2 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Mike McCarthy, so inspiring, mindlessly staring up at the video screen with a “I don’t know what the fuck is happening” look on his face.

In Barn Man's defense....I'm pretty sure he has been set up to fail this season as Jerry and Stephen planned out this season while furiously masturbating to pictures of Sean Payton.

[Patrick Bateman 3923]

Just now, Augustus said:

Yeah, I'm with Vic on Cooper.

That was just brutal.

They actually made a brilliant move bringing him to Dallas when lots of talking heads were shitting on the decision.

He ends up being terrific in Dallas, so of course we let him get away for nothing

Philly got more for epic draft bust Reagor (no, not the dragon) than the Cowboys got for a 4 time 1000 yds WR.  It's like if we were stack ranking team's offseason, the Cowboys would probably come in at 30th.

[Augustus 3061]

I apologize to CeeDee.  That earlier incompletion was way behind him.

From the angle we had I thought he should've caught it.

[Zeus 6126]

Whatever happened to fucking Zeke + Pollard?

Where is the run game?

Too many false starts to fuckin run the ball or what

[Coach pop a bitch 5491]

Option run I love it 

[Augustus 3061]

WTF?

[Drew 2517]

That’s the first designed Dak run sin e when? Didn’t do it all last year that I can remember?

[Augustus 3061]

It wasn't brutal but that was absolutely PI