Cowboys vs Bucs: Week 1 SNF

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Lamb ain’t a wr1

[pops 7006]

Defense doing everything they need to. Offense not great. 

[Zeus 6125]

T. Smith at left tackle looks healed up and way younger!

 

[Drew 2517]

Cmon refs ain’t bailing Dallas out.

That was Pi.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Offense sucks

Good job Stephen and Jerry

[Augustus 3061]

They're all over our wideouts

We need Gallup back asap

[Nicole44 22073]

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Offense hasn't gotten a first down since the first drive.

But but Zeke is the straw that stirs the drink…if that drink is koolaid and Vicky is stirring it with her hand/arm…

 

Edited September 12, 2022 by Nicole44

[Drew 2517]

Good defense that time. Throw was on the money. But lamb is triple covered at times.

[Sgt Hulk 13836]

We may as well go to the wishbone our passing game is doo doo 

[Augustus 3061]

Was that Pollard or Zeke?

Who blew the block, I mean.

[Coach pop a bitch 5491]

Without Gallup this offense is doomed

[Zeus 6125]

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Lamb ain’t a wr1

But but he wipes his nose on first downs!

[Surly Bevo 25141]

Dak gonna walk over to Tampa locker room at halftime, "hey Tom what do you think?  fuck this bullshit, let's go to the scrip club"

[Sgt Hulk 13836]

Dallas is literally the aggy of the nfc east. Great 

[Drew 2517]

WRs can’t get open. Even on good throws they’re blanketed.

OL showing warts now too.

[Augustus 3061]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We may as well go to the wishbone our passing game is doo doo 

Run some more option and work off that. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Also calling Dak the black Kirk cousins might be disrespectful to cousins. If both are just going to be pocket passers like it appears Dak is content with being now, then Kirk is a better, more accurate passer.

[Augustus 3061]

I mean, who cares if Dak gets hurt running the ball?

He ain't doing shit anyway

[Vito Andolini 9127]

Is this guy’s phone a diseased cock? Why is everyone so shocked?

Speaking of diseased cocks, the Dallas offense is hapless. 

[Zeus 6125]

 

Fuck you Jerry 

[Augustus 3061]

Definitely need a big turnover

 

[Drew 2517]

I miss Cedrick Wilson. He at least would catch the ball.

[Vic Mackey 47136]

No one on this offense scares you. Ceedee shows flashes but is nowhere what Cooper was. He's a good 2nd guy. Make him your top guy and he's exposed. Our best play since the first drive has been an option.

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

Just now, youdunnf'dup said:

Also calling Dak the black Kirk cousins might be disrespectful to cousins. If both are just going to be pocket passers like it appears Dak is content with being now, then Kirk is a better, more accurate passer.

Shut up

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

Is this guy’s phone a diseased cock? Why is everyone so shocked?

Speaking of diseased cocks, the Dallas offense is hapless. 

What on earth are you talking about?

[Patrick Bateman 3922]

2 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Was that Pollard or Zeke?

Who blew the block, I mean.

Farniok..... then Pollard wouldn't engage.  He's not a very good blocker consistently.

 

[Hate 20140]

If I’m Micah, I demand a trade at halftime. His career is going to be wasted.

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

There is just an absolute dearth of offensive talent. 8 wins would be a good season for this team. 

[Augustus 3061]

Alright, 3rd down.

[Surly Bevo 25141]

Nice job review booth

[Zeus 6125]

Not a catch

Oh well

[Vermin 3055]

Not taking a timeout there is so terrible.

[Augustus 3061]

Nice defensive play in the end zone

We could've disrupted the pass to Julio if the defender looks back a split second sooner

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

2 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Shut up

The truth hurts when you’ve built the team around needing him to be more than that. I don’t blame him. Just calling a spade a spade.

[Zeus 6125]

Brady's deep ball holy shit looking good

[Vito Andolini 9127]

2 minutes ago, Augustus said:

What on earth are you talking about?

The AT&T commercial that’s on every five minutes, sorry I bothered your aggy sensibility 

[Billy Pilgrim 1985]

Holding big time on that last drive 

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

The AT&T commercial that’s on every five minutes, sorry I bothered your aggy sensibility 

Not bothering me at all.  That just sounded bizarre and I didn't have a clue what you were talking about.

Sorry to inconvenience your horn impatience.

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

No one on this offense scares you. Ceedee shows flashes but is nowhere what Cooper was. He's a good 2nd guy. Make him your top guy and he's exposed. Our best play since the first drive has been an option.

CeeDee was a pretty shitty #2 last year. Promoting him to de facto #1 with him doing nothing to earn it was dumb as hell. 

[Fudbelty 2789]

Holding big time on that last drive 

Thought the same thing.

[Nicole44 22073]

[pops 7006]

5 fgs.  What an entertaining game

[Patrick Bateman 3922]

5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

There is just an absolute dearth of offensive talent. 8 wins would be a good season for this team. 

Peters will help a lot if he can play like last year.  Then again, he was always hurt his last 3 years before that.  Gallup will help, but he's not a savior.  I think we're going to eventually go to a lot of double TE's.  The rookie TEs can play.  Lamb has to be better.  He has to be a stud.

Edited September 12, 2022 by Patrick Bateman

[Augustus 3061]

We're fortunate we got one miss out of Succup

[Drew 2517]

Defense giving up chunks here and there. But they stiffen when they need too.

Eventually it’s going to break. I’m sure.


Offense is just so bad. No weapons if they’re not using pollard and lamb is playing like a 3rd WR. They miss Amari of course, but Gallup as well.

Lamb isn’t a #1. Think we’re seeing that.

[4th&Five 41586]

This game sucks. 

[taybo20 2878]

Just now, Fudbelty said:

Thought the same thing.

It was like every down. The refs just laugh cause they ain’t calling that with Brady back there

[Augustus 3061]

Tampa gets the ball to start the third, right?

[taybo20 2878]

Just now, Augustus said:

Tampa gets the ball to start the third, right?

Yes

[Vic Mackey 47136]

Too much to ask this defense to force a three and out or even a fucking punt at some point.