Cowboys vs Bucs: Week 1 SNF

[Horn80 6131]

This team may be the Jones masterpiece of incompetence 

[Drew 2517]

Peters will help a lot if he can play like last year.  Then again, he was always hurt his last 3 years before that.  Gallup will help, but he's not a savior.  I think we're going to eventually go to a lot of double TE's.  The rookie TEs can play.  Lamb has to be better.  He has to be a stud.

Yep. Need peters to come in. Lamb to come back healthy. Lamb to stop pretending he’s a star and doesn’t need to work harder. Zeke actually showed some nice signs early…need more. Need Dak to stop forcing it(I think he know he’s the only way the offense can move).

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Peters will help a lot of he can play like last year.  Then again, he was always hurt his last 3 years before that.  Gallup will help, but he's not a savior.  I think we're going to eventually go to a lot of double TE's.  The rookie TEs can play.  Lamb has to be better.  He has to be a stud.

You just named 5 turds the Cowboys are trying to polish. 
 

Watch the Bills/Chiefs/Chargers they have guys that can beat a man all over the place. And a QB that can make above average plays. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Does Jason Garrett always smile?

[taybo20 2878]

Can we just take the ball on the 25?

[mdmost 43034]

Ah, the Victory formation!

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

5 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

The truth hurts when you’ve built the team around needing him to be more than that. I don’t blame him. Just calling a spade a spade.

Kirk Cousins is ass my dude

[LTtxfan 49332]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

CeeDee was a pretty shitty #2 last year. Promoting him to de facto #1 with him doing nothing to earn it was dumb as hell. 

 

Terrible roster management and a dumbass HC and OC.   No doubt about -- this is all the Jones' fuck ups !!!  😠

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Why did we dump Cooper again?

[Nicole44 22072]

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

This team may be the Jones masterpiece of incompetence 

It’s fitting is it not? It’s like the turd on top of his sundae of shit. Hitting on a few draft picks and a few free agents doesn’t a Super Bowl make. But he will absolutely keep fucking that chicken until he is dead. Bc he still thinks Jimmy Johnson was irrelevant.

Edited September 12, 2022 by Nicole44

[Patrick Bateman 3921]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

You just named 5 turds the Cowboys are trying to polish. 
 

Watch the Bills/Chiefs/Chargers they have guys that can beat a man all over the place. And a QB that can make above average plays. 

LOL!!!!  You just named 3 of the top 5 QBs in the league along with teams in innovative offensive systems, along with one who may be with the most advanced offensive mind of the last 20 years.  If that's what you're expecting..... you may go now.

 

[bborange 10104]

What a shitty half. 

[Drew 2517]

You just named 5 turds the Cowboys are trying to polish. 
 
Watch the Bills/Chiefs/Chargers they have guys that can beat a man all over the place. And a QB that can make above average plays. 

Oh stop it. Our QB can do that too. He hasn’t tonight but we’ve seen it plenty of time.

I’d like to see Mahomes/Herbert/Allen make THIS offense cast look good too.

We literally watched Aaron Rodgers look very pedestrian today with a bad offensive cast as well. Think he doesn’t miss Adams?

No Dak isn’t those guys but let’s stop pretending that even great QBs can make a bad offense talent look good.

This is 2018 all over again. Let’s wait and see when guys like Gallup come back.

[Zeus 6125]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Too much to ask this defense to force a three and out or even a fucking punt at some point.

The defense isn't the problem.

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2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Does Jason Garrett always smile?

It's in his latest firmware

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Good looking shot of the traffic jam in downtown Dallas at 8:45 on a Sunday night

[Vic Mackey 47136]

Why did we dump Cooper again?

The hillbilly owner and his inbred son. And not only dumped him, we got a throwaway draft pick in return. Did absolutely nothing to replace him.

We easily had the money to keep him.

[mdmost 43034]

"We needed players who were available". 

[Drew 2517]

LOL!!!!  You just named 3 of the top 5 QBs in the league along with teams in innovative offensive systems, along with one who may be with the most advanced offensive mind of the last 20 years.  If that's what you're expecting..... you may go now.
 

Shhh. It’s just another way to push the Dak narrative.

Even IM saying Dak has played portly tonight. He’s forcing the ball. He’s taking too many risks. He really has not other choice.

But yeah, we complain about our OC and Coaching. Complaint about the OL and the WRs. Comparing about Zeke.

Yet on the same hand say “it’s all Daks fault”. Just ridiculous.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

2 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Kirk Cousins is ass my dude

Well when you consider the fact that him and Dak have had a VERY similar career, you may want to lower your expectations for what you expect out of Dak. Neither are ass, but neither are better than slightly above average. But keep sleeping on cousins. He’s clearly better than you’re giving him credit for. But that’s neither there nor there 

[Willfully Horn 8046]

Seldom have I anything to contribute, but let me say: Fuck Jerry Jones. 
 

And not in the good way.

[mdmost 43034]

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Good looking shot of the traffic jam in downtown Dallas at 8:45 on a Sunday night

The Mixmaster is a shitfest

Maria Taylor is the only thing worth watching about this game. 

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

LOL!!!!  You just named 3 of the top 5 QBs in the league along with teams in innovative offensive systems, along with one who may be with the most advanced offensive mind of the last 20 years.  If that's what you're expecting..... you may go now.

 

yeah, no shit. the Cowboys are a million miles away. 
 

Fuck Jerry Jones and his mouth breathing kids. Year 27 of ground hog day. Glad he can still get 100,000 people to shell out $22 for a tall boy of Miller lite at the Death Star 9 times a year. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Gonna be a long year.

Fuck Jerry Jones

[Vic Mackey 47136]

The defense isn't the problem.

Just because it's better than our high school offense doesn't really make it not an issue.

4 drives and they have let Tampa get deep down the field each time. Had Tampa backed up 90yds away before halftime and they still get points. How about making a play early on?

[Hermanator 7139]

It should look a little better with Gallup and Peters out there but damn. The problem is when you're paying the QB 40+ mil taking up such a large portion of the cap then he has to make average receivers better. Has to. Can't afford to pay them all even though they should have kept Cooper just for this season since they did nothing with the money anyway. But Lamb is going to need a contract soon and Parsons is a year or 2 away from demanding maybe the highest defensive contract in the league. 

 

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3 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Well when you consider the fact that him and Dak have had a VERY similar career, you may want to lower your expectations for what you expect out of Dak. Neither are ass, but neither are better than slightly above average. But keep sleeping on cousins. He’s clearly better than you’re giving him credit for. But that’s neither there nor there 

Yep. They are both middle of the road qbs. Good enough to start and win in the league if they have the right pieces around them. If not,  no bueno. They are all Derrick carr. 

[Quagmire 2147]

This team blows but expected when u dump a bunch of players and don’t replace them. Jerry just die already u stupid fuck

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

Just now, Hermanator said:

then he has to make average receivers better.

They don’t have average receivers. Lamb has been shirking from WR1 duty for over a year. The rest of the guys could be playing at whatever that shitty league is across the street at the ballpark. 
 

ESPN doesn’t even have their leading receiver at halftime in their database of players. 
 

[Radical Larry 28660]

This team blows but expected when u dump a bunch of players and don’t replace them. Jerry just die already u stupid fuck

It won’t matter. When Jerry bites the dust, Stephen takes over. Maybe there’s hope for Spaulding, but I doubt it.

[Augustus 3061]

Yeah, how different would things have gone for the Cowboys franchise under Jones' leadership if he was the kind of guy who could say, "I'm a great owner because I hired Jimmy Johnson and gave him everything he needed to succeed, because that's what great owners do."

Instead....

[Hate 20139]

It won’t matter. When Jerry bites the dust, Stephen takes over. Maybe there’s hope for Spaulding, but I doubt it.

Exactly. Our only hope is that there is a big family gathering on the boat and there is a huge storm that sinks it. That’s it. Otherwise, I suggest you find another team to cheer for. The Cowboys we all knew and loved are gone and they aren’t coming back.

[Augustus 3061]

1 minute ago, Hate said:

Exactly. Our only hope is that there is a big family gathering on the boat and there is a huge storm that sinks it. That’s it. Otherwise, I suggest you find another team to cheer for. The Cowboys we all knew and loved are gone and they aren’t coming back.

That's fucking depressing.

Do we know that Stephen is as big a megalomaniacal tool as his daddy?

Edited September 12, 2022 by Augustus

[mdmost 43034]

Stephen is just incompetent. Upside is Stephen isn't trying to prove to anyone that he is "a football man" like Daddy. So maybe he'll actually hire a GM when he's the owner. Or Charlotte Britches gets the team. She's the only one in the family with any brains. 

Edited September 12, 2022 by mdmost

[Augustus 3061]

Nice play Diggs

[mdmost 43034]

Stupid center hung scoreboard because Jerry's such an f'ing genius. 

[Augustus 3061]

If you build your stadium in such a way that punts hit parts of the stadium, the you're just a joke.

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Defense is respectable. Dan Quinn for DC, HC, and OC. 

[Augustus 3061]

When the ball hit the video screen, Tirico says "And it was still on the way up, too!"

Well no shit genius

ANd that is why I was terrified of having another punt

Because we almost hit him the first time

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

LMFAO

[Hermanator 7139]

Jesus it's peak Cowboys for Jerry's stupid video board to force a redo on a punt then they hit the punter. 

[Radical Larry 28660]

I was hoping he’d hit the scoreboard again and have to punt for a fourth time.

[Horn80 6131]

Think the punter that got hard hit with helmet to the gut disagrees.  Don’t blame him.

[StruggleBus 3922]

This game fucking sucks

[mdmost 43034]

I just really enjoy that Jerry thought he would build the greatest NFL stadium ever and then Atlanta and LA took a massive shit on that awful stadium. 

[Augustus 3061]

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Jesus it's peak Cowboys for Jerry's stupid video board to force a redo on a punt then they hit the punter. 

Jones should get penalized financially by the league every time a punt hits that screen.

How the fuck do you get away with building a facility that actually obstructs a play?

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

Pepper Unknown Player with targets. He’s our only hope. 

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Just now, mdmost said:

I just really enjoy that Jerry thought he would build the greatest NFL stadium ever and then Atlanta and LA took a massive shit on that awful stadium. 

Las vegas says hi. He thought he was building the coliseum. He built the la coliseum instead. 

[Hate 20139]

Defense is respectable. Dan Quinn for DC, HC, and OC. 

And owner!

[Cairn Horn88 8280]

Cowboys may not score a touchdown all year.