Cowboys vs Bucs: Week 1 SNF

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

Sweet. Well into the 3rd q and Dallas finally gets it's 6th first down. 

[Augustus 3061]

LOL of course a gain gets wiped out

Thought Elliot should've bounced that one outside

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Cowboys may not score a touchdown all year.

micah parsons and Diggs will lead the team in touchdowns. 

[StruggleBus 3922]

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Cowboys may not score a touchdown all year.

Nah, week 7 against the Lions is our best bet 

[Augustus 3061]

2 minutes ago, pops said:

Las vegas says hi. He thought he was building the coliseum. He built the la coliseum instead. 

Well, there are definitely some emperors that I can find great similarities to him

[StruggleBus 3922]

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Cowboys may not score a touchdown all year.

Nah, week 7 against the Lions is our best bet 

[Augustus 3061]

Fuck LSU

[pops 7006]

This is like watching 2 80 year olds fuck. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

I’m convinced that Jerry is a little butt hurt about getting bent over by Dak and his agent and he just said fuck it, I’m going to get rid of all your weapons and you’re just going to have to fucking carry us.

[Horn80 6131]

Just now, pops said:

This is like watching 2 80 year olds fuck. 

Only 80?

[Pam Cummings 9654]

This is somehow even worse than i thought it would be.

[Nicole44 22073]

[futureman 22538]

Dak looks amazing!

[HiggyBaby 2545]

The cycle of mediocrity starts today!

I would love to work our way *up* to mediocrity.

[Pato del Muerto 52571]

Boring game overall, and Dallas has

nothing on offense.  

[Skipper 6195]

100% on Jerry/front office.  Left the WR and OL weaker and incredibly thin and this is what you get.  So glad I'm not emotionally invested in the Cowboys.  I would lose my mind.

[Vic Mackey 47136]

This offense looks worse than aggy yesterday

[Stunns38 3538]

I’m convinced that Jerry is a little butt hurt about getting bent over by Dak and his agent and he just said fuck it, I’m going to get rid of all your weapons and you’re just going to have to fucking carry us.

Ah, the Aaron Rodgers treatment.

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

He Dak, your oline is going to fall over and your only option is to heave it to a bunch of nobodies in 0.2 seconds. What a trash can of a team. 
 

I don’t blame McCarthy. Or Kellen Moore.  Look at this dogshit talent on offense. 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

At least we have the XFL to look forward to in February. 

[Augustus 3061]

1 minute ago, Skipper said:

100% on Jerry/front office.  

That's been the case since early 1994

[Wild Bill 324]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

This offense looks worse than aggy yesterday

You sure about that?

[Augustus 3061]

Fuck, now the defense is wearing out

[Surly Bevo 25141]

Just now, Wild Bill said:

You sure about that?

It's a lock....that's how fucking bad this is.  

[Vic Mackey 47136]

Defense is fucking soft as hell against the run. Getting blown off the ball every play.

[Get ln My Van 927]

I’d draft Will Anderson with the 1st Overall pick next year and have him and Micah on the edge.

Sean Payton will help with the O… lulz

[Horn80 6131]

D wearing down now.  With the trash offense that will be reoccurring theme all season.

[Cairn Horn88 8282]

Maybe Jerry will bring in Jimbo to help the offense!

[Irish Wrist Watch 1399]

Mike Barnyard McCarthy is a fat slob. He got his bullshit job by shitting a bullshitter. His barnyard offense is McCarthy personified. Kellen SoSo Moore is another in the long line of mediocre offensive coaches far too inexperienced to know shit.

One good thing about getting old is you can go an entire off-season without the memory that these sacks of shit run our offense.

Dak - lazy, doesn't give a shit about winning until it's too late. Fuck him.

[Quagmire 2147]

Put the cheerleaders in topless , only thing that can save this season

[pops 7006]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

D wearing down now.  With the trash offense that will be reoccurring theme all season.

Yep. They are on the field all fucking game. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Defense is fucking soft as hell against the run. Getting blown off the ball every play.

I mean, it’s pretty demoralizing when your offense sucks ass and you know the entire game is on your shoulders. They barely have time to breath before they know they have to be back on the field 

[AngryBull 3]

It's a miracle they've even scored 3 points tonight

[Hermanator 7142]

4 minutes ago, Wild Bill said:

You sure about that?

Adjusting for talent level disparity an NFL offense would have to gain -38 yds total offense and throw 7 pick 6s to eclipse the turd the aggys threw out there. 

[Hate 20139]

Ballgame.

[Surly Bevo 25141]

Greenspoint

[Cairn Horn88 8282]

Isn’t Frost available?

[Augustus 3061]

okay, time for House of the Dragon

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Hat tip…nice catch

[C-Man 27254]

Oh stop it. Our QB can do that too. He hasn’t tonight but we’ve seen it plenty of time.

I’d like to see Mahomes/Herbert/Allen make THIS offense cast look good too.

We literally watched Aaron Rodgers look very pedestrian today with a bad offensive cast as well. Think he doesn’t miss Adams?

No Dak isn’t those guys but let’s stop pretending that even great QBs can make a bad offense talent look good.

This is 2018 all over again. Let’s wait and see when guys like Gallup come back.

Betting against Aaron Rodgers and the Pack in Week 1 is just about the safest wager in football because he never does a thing during preseason so it’s basically like his preseason game. I’m sure he’ll be back to his MVP self starting in a week or so.

Oh stop it. Our QB can do that too. He hasn’t tonight but we’ve seen it plenty of time.

I’d like to see Mahomes/Herbert/Allen make THIS offense cast look good too.

We literally watched Aaron Rodgers look very pedestrian today with a bad offensive cast as well. Think he doesn’t miss Adams?

No Dak isn’t those guys but let’s stop pretending that even great QBs can make a bad offense talent look good.

This is 2018 all over again. Let’s wait and see when guys like Gallup come back.

Betting against Aaron Rodgers and the Pack in Week 1 is just about the safest wager in football because he never does a thing during preseason so it’s basically like his preseason game. I’m sure he’ll be back to his MVP self starting in a week or so.

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, C-Man said:

Betting against Aaron Rodgers and the Pack in Week 1 is just about the safest wager in football because he never does a thing during preseason so it’s basically like his preseason game. I’m sure he’ll be back to his MVP self starting in a week or so.

Not likely

[Radical Larry 28660]

How long before we have “Interim Head Coach Dan Quinn”?

[Surly Bevo 25141]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

How long before we have “Interim Head Coach Dan Quinn”?

If I'm Quinn I tell them to fuck off and find somebody else to be the schlep who holds the seat for Sean Payton.

Seriously, dude has a good shot at a HC gig of his own somewhere away from this circus.  He doesn't need 10-12 weeks of this shitshow of a roster to be an anchor around his neck.  

Edited September 12, 2022 by Surly Bevo

[Hermanator 7142]

Tampa will let up in the 4th and start playing soft then the offense will score a TD or 2 late and lose by like 5

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Turning the game off.

Cowboys suck

[Nicole44 22073]

Just give Collingshit a notepad or have him write his comments on the screen. He sounds like a dying toad…

and Cowboys doing the same shit on a different day. Fuck Jerry and his vomit inducing face.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

okay, time for House of the Dragon

Good freaking call.

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

The cowboys might have the least offensive talent in the NFL. Only the Flacco lead Jets might challenge them. 

[ztejas 43528]

Dak getting booed in the first fucking game.

Oof. 

[Vic Mackey 47136]

I don't care what anyone says. This defense is fucking soft. And very meh.